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Pablo
05-27-2010, 01:14 PM
WAY TO REP KANSAS CITY BABY!!!

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KC MASTERPIECE IN DA HOUSE!!!!

http://shine.yahoo.com/event/floridanaturals/the-great-american-bbq-sauce-taste-test-1430617/

Pablo
05-27-2010, 01:16 PM
Yo penz...

I say we grab a pack of Fun Dogs and a bottle of the second best BBQ sauce in America and BBQ it up this weekend.

Amirite?

ClevelandBronco
05-27-2010, 01:16 PM
I'm assuming that this is a cruel joke.

petegz28
05-27-2010, 01:17 PM
I like Sweet Baby Ray's. It's not bad stuff at all. But I'll take Gates over all of them any day of the week.

Donger
05-27-2010, 01:19 PM
I'll admit it: the only BBQ sauce in my fridge is KC Masterpiece Original.

MOhillbilly
05-27-2010, 01:21 PM
I'll admit it: the only BBQ sauce in my fridge is KC Masterpiece Original.

id bet 100 dollars you cant BBQ worth a shit.

Donger
05-27-2010, 01:22 PM
id bet 100 dollars you cant BBQ worth a shit.

BBQ, no. Grill, yes.

DaneMcCloud
05-27-2010, 01:26 PM
KC Masterpiece is not only not made in KC, but it is not in any way, a "masterpiece".

MOhillbilly
05-27-2010, 01:27 PM
BBQ, no. Grill, yes.

what the diffrence. Meat + Fire = BBQ

Donger
05-27-2010, 01:29 PM
what the diffrence. Meat + Fire = BBQ

I always think of BBQ as very low, indirect heat, typically using wood or charcoal as the heat source. I don't do any of those except indirect on my Weber.

Donger
05-27-2010, 01:31 PM
KC Masterpiece is not only not made in KC, but it is not in any way, a "masterpiece".

I blame the wife. She likes the sauce to be very sweet. I've tried a bunch of others (including hand-made, which I failed at miserably) and she doesn't like any of them. She likes my basic rub, though.

DaneMcCloud
05-27-2010, 01:31 PM
I blame the wife. She likes the sauce to be very sweet. I've tried a bunch of others (including hand-made, which I failed at miserably) and she doesn't like any of them. She likes my basic rub, though.

Yeah, KC Masterpiece has way too much brown sugar.

If she likes a sweeter sauce, order some Zarda original.

Donger
05-27-2010, 01:32 PM
Yeah, KC Masterpiece has way too much brown sugar.

If she likes a sweeter sauce, order some Zarda original.

Hmmm, I've never tried that on her.

Pablo
05-27-2010, 01:37 PM
I always think of BBQ as very low, indirect heat, typically using wood or charcoal as the heat source. I don't do any of those except indirect on my Weber.It's all BBQ.

Baby back ribs, fun dogs, beer can chicken, chicken nuggets in the microwave.

MOhillbilly
05-27-2010, 01:46 PM
Arthur Bryants Sweet Heat is the 1st and last.

So shall it be written, so shall it be done.

Pablo
05-27-2010, 01:47 PM
As far as random grocery store BBQ sauce goes; I like Budweiser's offering.

Demonpenz
05-27-2010, 02:04 PM
I would like nothing better than to put on a fake mustache and put on def lep on a cassette player at 8 am and roll down to the river in my parents cavalier convertable and get this party started. Cut off some jeans, get me some sunglasses from Speedys, I just don't know if I can make the devil horns far enough in the sky with "Da brats" 1993 hit "funktified" comes on. I will then try to go to the Hi Ho and sneak a flask in and drink water for their HD TV. then fight everyone in st joe one at a time. all for stealing some lunch meat at applemarket

Demonpenz
05-27-2010, 02:06 PM
One of my favorite BBQ's ever my dad wrapped up some pizza rolls in foil and slow cooked those babies by putting it in a skillet over a camp fire. I later got so drunk I fell into the fire and i cut my leg open. That is why you never throw Two Dog Bottles in the fire.

Pablo
05-27-2010, 02:06 PM
I would like nothing better than to put on a fake mustache and put on def lep on a cassette player at 8 am and roll down to the river in my parents cavalier convertable and get this party started. Cut off some jeans, get me some sunglasses from Speedys, I just don't know if I can make the devil horns far enough in the sky with "Da brats" 1993 hit "funktified" comes on. I will then try to go to the Hi Ho and sneak a flask in and drink water for their HD TV. then fight everyone in st joe one at a time. all for stealing some lunch meat at applemarketThe "St Joe" is strong with this one.

He shall accomplish many parking lot brawls, hammering 1/5's of Wild Turkey and shall eat many a Sack and Save chili dog.

Demonpenz
05-27-2010, 02:09 PM
Then we will roll over to the red baron arcade and ask the 15 year old working to lift up the BMX to see how many tickets it takes (even though it says how many tickets it takes to buy it right on the front) then your biggest friend will shake the shit out of the "Gambling for tokens" machine. You will grab all the tokens out of there but never be able to come back to play because you forgot your "rhino pro" bowling towl on the top of "pit fighter"

Nzoner
05-27-2010, 02:09 PM
Arthur Bryants Sweet Heat is the 1st and last.

So shall it be written, so shall it be done.

Bugeater will back me on this as well as a few of my local friends but Columbia has a place called Black Market BBQ(sauces only) that is unfockingbelieveable.My fav is called Slow Burn.

Demonpenz
05-27-2010, 02:10 PM
We Can go over and Snugga can peal out in the lemans parking lot while we shove skiballs down the "100 slot" and we can get enough tickets to by a stuffed penguin. Then Head over to the mall and hit on girls on places where men don't shop and be escorted out by your PTO advisor.

Reaper16
05-27-2010, 02:19 PM
what the diffrence. Meat + Fire = BBQ
I would punch you in the face for that shit if I weren't such a gigantic pussy.

MOhillbilly
05-27-2010, 02:19 PM
Bugeater will back me on this as well as a few of my local friends but Columbia has a place called Black Market BBQ(sauces only) that is unfockingbelieveable.My fav is called Slow Burn.

Can you get it up your way at all?

Pablo
05-27-2010, 02:20 PM
I would punch you in the face for that shit if I weren't such a gigantic pussy.Look at the Faces and Names thread.

Mo's jaw would snap any man's fist that weighs under 200 lbs.

MOhillbilly
05-27-2010, 02:20 PM
I would punch you in the face for that shit if I weren't such a gigantic pussy.

Truth hurts.

Reaper16
05-27-2010, 02:21 PM
Look at the Faces and Names thread.

Mo's jaw would snap any man's fist that weighs under 200 lbs.
Oh, he would rip me into shreds without so much effort as a thought.

MOhillbilly
05-27-2010, 02:22 PM
Look at the Faces and Names thread.

Mo's jaw would snap any man's fist that weighs under 200 lbs.

i think i sat next to reaper at a game along while back. Metal shirt, black hair, goin or went to school in ES. about the right age. I was hella drunk so it coulda been a ugly chick.

Reaper16
05-27-2010, 02:26 PM
i think i sat next to reaper at a game along while back. Metal shirt, black hair, goin or went to school in ES. about the right age. I was hella drunk so it coulda been a ugly chick.
LMAO

Jordan
05-27-2010, 02:57 PM
Masterpiece = crap
S.B.R. = crap

Gates Original = sik-wit-it
Gates Sweet & Mild = BEST for those sweet sauce lovers!
OKJ's Cowtown = Awesome
OKJ's Night of the Living Sauce = Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Jack Stack = Ol' reliable

IMHO

Reaper16
05-27-2010, 04:52 PM
Masterpiece = crap
S.B.R. = crap

Gates Original = sik-wit-it
Gates Sweet & Mild = BEST for those sweet sauce lovers!
OKJ's Cowtown = Awesome
OKJ's Night of the Living Sauce = Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Jack Stack = Ol' reliable

IMHO
Agreed. :thumb:

DeezNutz
05-27-2010, 04:55 PM
Arthur Bryant's, bitches.

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