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Hammock Parties
05-28-2010, 10:51 PM
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(http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6776631#post6776631)
Conan the Barbarian and Blade appear to have taken the victory in our second heat, with Rambo and V (by 1.02 percent) taking the first poll.

In our third heat, John Matrix (Commando), Cole Younger (The Long Riders), Jason Bourne (Bourne Identity) and BA Baracus (A-Team) square off, again in the same twisted, dim maze of the second heat. I expect Matrix to take the top seed here.

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Hammock Parties
05-28-2010, 10:56 PM
This one is no contest. John Matrix takes out the first person he sees, who is probably BA Baracus because he's not exactly a stealth master. Jason Bourne is smart enough to steer clear of Matrix and a cowboy is no match for a guy who can kill you with a rolled up magazine.

BA Baracus was at a real disadvantage in this competition. Even if he has a gun, he'll miss his target no matter how much ammo he fires.
ChiefJustice
05-28-2010, 10:56 PM
"I eat green berets for breakfast"
ChiefJustice
05-28-2010, 10:58 PM
Also,BA loses cred for being too pussy to fly.
Ebolapox
05-28-2010, 10:59 PM
wait, conan the barbarian was played by somebody other than arnold? jesus freaking christ, gc. you're a tard. (and no, that wasn't bluster--it was sniping)

In our third heat, John Matrix (Commando), Cole Younger (The Long Riders), Jason Bourne (Bourne Identity)and BA Baracus (A-Tea) square off, again in the same twisted, dim maze of the second heat. This is Arnold's first appearance and I expect him to take the top seed in this particular poll.
Hammock Parties
05-28-2010, 10:59 PM
wait, conan the barbarian was played by somebody other than arnold? jesus freaking christ, gc. you're a tard. (and no, that wasn't bluster--it was sniping)

Oops, sorry, it's late.
Ebolapox
05-28-2010, 11:01 PM
Oops, sorry, it's late.

true enough. seriously, if I'm pissing you off, just tell me to fuck off. fighting back tends to make sniping way too amusing.
Hammock Parties
05-28-2010, 11:06 PM
No, no it was my mistake.

Although I will say Arnold isn't really Arnold until something blows up.
Ebolapox
05-28-2010, 11:07 PM
No, no it was my mistake.

Although I will say Arnold isn't really Arnold until something blows up.

that I'll absolutely agree with.
KCChiefsMan
05-28-2010, 11:08 PM
John Matrix f*cks them all up.
Ebolapox
05-28-2010, 11:09 PM
John Matrix f*cks them all up.

there's a hamas jenkins joke laying around here somewhere.
Hammock Parties
05-29-2010, 08:25 AM
yo
KurtCobain
05-29-2010, 08:54 AM
shits over, lets move on.
Mama Hip Rockets
05-29-2010, 09:22 AM
Commando is the greatest action movie ever.
KurtCobain
05-29-2010, 09:25 AM
I'm ready for Heat 4.
L.A. Chieffan
05-29-2010, 09:59 AM
matrix and bourne are two of the strongest competitors while BA and Younger are two of the weakest. this fight wouldnt last more than 30 seconds.
Frazod
05-29-2010, 12:19 PM
matrix and bourne are two of the strongest competitors while BA and Younger are two of the weakest. this fight wouldnt last more than 30 seconds.

Have you ever seen Long Riders? He was badass in that movie.

I realize that movie's old and most of the kiddies won't have seen it, but it's one you should all watch.
Frazod
05-29-2010, 12:34 PM
Here's one of the best knife fights ever.

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Frazod
05-29-2010, 12:44 PM
This is the end of the Northfield raid from Long Riders.

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