Katie Horner Alert!!!!

[petegz28]

She is on in full force. There is a storm 100 miles north of KC. And get this....it has hail and may produce a tornado.

She is giving you the play by play if you care to share in her surprise of a thunderstorm in June in the midwest that contains hail and a possible tornado.

[BryanBusby]

GET ON YOUR CRASH HELMETS FOLKS AND BUBBLE WRAP

[sedated]

I'm just glad this is on a Friday when nothing important is on TV.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

http://discoveringnature.org/images/severe-weather-weather-250418_1280_960.jpg

Where the fuck is Will Smith?

[007]

Will Smith hasn't been around in the summer for a few years now. Oddly.

[AndChiefs]

http://discoveringnature.org/images/severe-weather-weather-250418_1280_960.jpg

Where the **** is Will Smith?

That's a pretty sweet picture.

[Al Bundy]

That's it... I want to **** Katie in the middle of a Tornado... and give her a money shot on her face right before the Tornado sucks her up into it.

[damaticous]

That's it... I want to **** Katie in the middle of a Tornado... and give her a money shot on her face right before the Tornado sucks her up into it.

ROFL

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Why can't we have weather girls like this?

http://www.hotweathergirls.com/photos-girls/pics/hot-weather-girl-13.jpg

[007]

has she reached climax yet?

[Mr. Laz]

i'd still like to pound her doggie style

saw her once when she was doing a report out at the jazz festival or something ... had a baseball hat and jeans on. She was looking dam good.

i wonder if when she cums shes screams out weather Jargon

Yes!! Yes!! Harder!! Harder!! omg!! i'm cu,cu,cum ... Mesocyclone HOOK ECHO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hump:


http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8882/katiehorner.jpg

[gblowfish]

The Katie Horner Drinking Game (from the KC Pitch:)

The Katie Horner Drinking Game

If Katie's wearing jeans, it's clearly casual day. All players must be in their underwear.

If Katie mentions a watch or a warning of any type, hold tight to your drink and sip nervously.

If Katie tells you it's hailing in you area, run outside to freshen the ice in your cup.

If Katie speaks directly to your children, give them a heavy dose of cough syrup. (If you don't have kids, drink it yourself.)

If Katie says "Tonganoxie," everyone passes their drink to the person on the right and chugs.

If Katie says "Take cover," top off your drink. It's gonna be a long night.

If Katie talks about being scared for your life, chug.

If Katie asks the audience to e-mail her rainfall totals or storm damage reports, take a crazy party pic and send it to her.

If Katie references Newschopper 5, take 5 gulps.

If Katie announces a tornado warning, fire up the blender and make some pina coladas.

If Katie talks about Doppler coupling, make out with the person to your left.

If Katie walks off screen, take a long, steady chug until she returns.

If Katie talks about peace of mind, drink.

If Katie tells you you're in the clear, the game ends.

If a tornado actually hits your house, move the party to KCTV5 and get Katie drunk with you!

For those of us who already prefer to watch Katie in our underwear, the game of choice involves no booze and is simply called "Shaking the Umbrella."