Married in 4 days...

[dpg4zombie]

I will be getting married to the woman of my dreams in 4 days. Wish me luck.:D

[MOhillbilly]

tits?

[ArrowheadHawk]

Worthless without pics.

[MTG#10]

DONT DO IT!!!!

[big nasty kcnut]

Ok i will n00b. Just remember never end a fight with antifreeze.

[seclark]

monkey and a frog's cheaper.
good luck.
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[Donger]

I will be getting married to the woman of my dreams in 4 days. Wish me luck.:D

What exactly do you have against blowjobs?

[Alton deFlat]

Best wishes! I just got married Sunday to my best friend.

[Priest31kc]

Anti-Freeze

[alpha_omega]

You didn't invite us to the bachelor party?

[dpg4zombie]

Haha you guys crack me up!

[Mr. Plow]

I hear separate checking accounts is the way to go.

[Ebolapox]

tits or GTFO

[Phobia]

4 days is plenty of time to devise an exit strategy.

[Radar Chief]

4 days is plenty of time to devise an exit strategy.

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[KCChiefsMan]

I can't wait for the divorce thread!

nothing personal, but it's inevitable these days.

[Huffman83]

I hear separate checking accounts is the way to go.

Funny, I hear that joint accounts is the way to go.

[Fish]

Sorry for your loss.

[bevischief]

I hear the best age to get married is after 25.

[bevischief]

You didn't invite us to the bachelor party?

Was there any butt hash?

[Gonzo]

Knocked up?
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[DJ's left nut]

I hope she doesn't make more money than you.

[SDChiefs]

My condolances.

[El Jefe]

Best wishes! I just got married Sunday to my best friend.

And you're on the Planet. No honeymoon?

[El Jefe]

My condolences.

FYP :)

[Mr. Plow]

Funny, I hear that joint accounts is the way to go.

:)

[seclark]

FYP :)

BUMP???
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[Iowanian]

On the Wedding night, the woman is going to expect a man to do certain things with the business end of your business end, and have it do business with the business end of her business end. It's called Giving her the business.

If she's drunk, she might be inclined to give you the special bonus business, but you should know that it will probably only be available on special birthdays afterwards.

[tooge]

Best wishes! I just got married Sunday to my best friend.

you married your dog?

[Phobia]

you married your dog?

She's one bitch that is easy on the eyes.

[Dave Lane]

Don't do it.

Carry on good luck either in bliss or in court.

[CrazyPhuD]

Ok i will n00b. Just remember never end a fight with antifreeze.

Of course not...always start the fights with anti-freeze, they're shorter that way.

[cardken]

Make sure she "gives it back." (reference the movie I Love You, Man."

[Crush]

Thoughts and prayers coming your way.

[DeezNutz]

Best wishes! I just got married Sunday to my best friend.

It's cool that the laws are changing to allow this.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Stick it in her butt for Mr. Flopnuts.

[bevischief]

It's cool that the laws are changing to allow this.

ROFL

[bevischief]

Stick it in her butt for Mr. Flopnuts.

Let us know to wear to send buttplugs...:D

[JD10367]

On the Wedding night, the woman is going to expect a man to do certain things with the business end of your business end, and have it do business with the business end of her business end. It's called Giving her the business.

If she's drunk, she might be inclined to give you the special bonus business, but you should know that it will probably only be available on special birthdays afterwards.

Deniability is the best policy, dude. In the heat of the moment, you just slip it in there, and then say, "Oops, I didn't even notice." :D

[Pablo]

Best wishes! I just got married Sunday to my best friend.I hear Vermont's beautiful this time of year.

[Pablo]

It's cool that the laws are changing to allow this.I should have known the gay joke would have been covered further on down the thread.

[ChiefaRoo]

Good luck!

[FAX]

Whenever this happens, I always wonder if I know the girl. Is she blond, Mr. dpg4zombie? From OP? Has a business in Shawnee?

FAX

[Rain Man]

Either dpg4zombie has much tamer dreams than I do, or the world has far freakier women than I ever thought possible.

[alanm]

Best wishes! I just got married Sunday to my best friend.How'd your fiance handle it?

[Over-Head]

On the Wedding night, the woman is going to expect a man to do certain things with the business end of your business end, and have it do business with the business end of her business end. It's called Giving her the business.

If she's drunk, she might be inclined to give you the special bonus business, but you should know that it will probably only be available on special birthdays afterwards.ROFLROFL

[Alton deFlat]

It's cool that the laws are changing to allow this.

I knew I'd eventually get that response, that's why I worded it that way. Just thought this bunch would have been quicker. You all are getting slow. :D