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Reaper16
06-16-2010, 12:32 PM
Best news story since the famous "Doctor Dressed as Captain America Stuffs Burrito in Pants, Gropes Woman at Bar" story.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65E39Q20100615

(Reuters) - A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

German police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hell's Angels club, the 26-year-old dumped the bulldozer, causing a 5 km (3 miles) traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, local police said. He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.


"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police, adding that the student had lately been suffering from depression.


The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added.
(Reporting by Max Chrambach, editing by Paul Casciato)

blaise
06-16-2010, 12:35 PM
Is this part of another Lady Gaga video?

MOhillbilly
06-16-2010, 12:38 PM
so he was at the clubhouse and did this?

Reaper16
06-16-2010, 12:40 PM
so he was at the clubhouse and did this?
That's how the story reads, anyway.

kysirsoze
06-16-2010, 12:43 PM
Brilliant defense strategy. Even the Hells Angels love puppies. What could be more distracting? Not sure about his choice of getaway vehicle, though.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-16-2010, 12:43 PM
A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

This could be the WTF? statement of the year.

InChiefsHeaven
06-16-2010, 12:45 PM
Escaping in a stolen...bulldozer...yeah, that thing probably tops out at like 25 mph...must have been impossible to catch him...

blaise
06-16-2010, 12:47 PM
Those Hells Angels are some ruff customers.

seclark
06-16-2010, 12:47 PM
This could be the WTF? statement of the year.

it's brilliant...chuck the puppy, steal the cat.
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ModSocks
06-16-2010, 12:47 PM
Actually made me lol. ROFL

Otter
06-16-2010, 12:49 PM
That opening sentence is classic.

Frazod
06-16-2010, 12:57 PM
You'd think a motorcycle could catch a bulldozer. Must have been a turbo-charged BMW bulldozer!

Rooster
06-16-2010, 01:23 PM
You'd think a motorcycle could catch a bulldozer. Must have been a turbo-charged BMW bulldozer!

German technology.

Fish
06-16-2010, 01:47 PM
Understandable.... whenever I'm confronted with danger, I start hurling puppies....

Chiefs4TheWin
06-16-2010, 03:01 PM
How in the world do you "escape on a bulldozer". Charlie Weis could catch one of those.

38yrsfan
06-16-2010, 03:09 PM
Not satisifed talking crap, he thought he'd throw a little shih tzu.

Demonpenz
06-16-2010, 03:33 PM
*Arsenio Hall comes out*

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

Give it up....Marky Mark.... IS IN THE HOUSE...

Butrous Butrous Gali... IS IN THE HOUSE..
and over there in the dogpound we have German students that created a major traffic incident by hurling a puppy at Hells Angels and escaped by bulldozers!

WOOLF WOOLF WOLF