You're not going to believe THIS...only in Ohio

[Chief Pote]

Police: Drunk Mom Poops Her Pants During Traffic Stop

ELYRIA, Ohio -- It was a sobering moment for an Elyria mother when police arrested her on a DUI charge last Friday afternoon.

Officers said 46-year-old Wendy Phillips was driving drunk with her 4-year-old daughter in the backseat.

Elyria police stopped Phillips about a block away from the police station Friday, June 4.

She pulled out in front of a cruiser and drove off the side of the road, almost hitting a stop sign police said.

Officers said she threw out a bottle as officers approached her vehicle. Police said it was a vodka bottle. Oddly enough, the bottle broke in the Courthouse driveway.

Officers said Phillips was unable to stand safely on her own when pulled over.

Apparently, being pulled over literally scared the crap out of Phillips.

"I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn," she told officers.

Phillips was charged with DUI, child endangering and reasonable control.

Phillips has a previous drunk driving charge as well.


ROFL Damn cream corn...

[seclark]

nasty...
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[SDChiefs]

I hate it when that happens.

[seclark]

i'm just saying that 46 years old, drunk, driving w/a kid, and a pants load of shit is not very flattering. and to top it off, she's a f@cking litterbug!
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[RJ]

Vodka can certainly be a laxative.

[Chief Pote]

i'm just saying that 46 years old, drunk, driving w/a kid, and a pants load of shit is not very flattering. and to top it off, she's a f@cking litterbug!
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I know that bitch is a mess.

[seclark]

I know that bitch is a mess.

cops probably punched her in the mouth.
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[okiedokieokoye]

MILF? I mean we know she puts out..and she's a drinker. Sign me up.

[tooge]

I dont eat corn for nutrition. I use it for a "marker"

[gblowfish]

That's hawt.
If you're into German Scat....
http://tinyurl.com/2wmms7j

[seclark]

drunk driving and litterbugging
shit pants in ohio
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[booger]

they don't call them the browns for nothin

[Gonzo]

She was grieving over the Jesus statue.
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[booger]

she was celebrating nebraska to the big 10 and ate too much corn

[Slainte]

Corn. Enjoy it a second time...

[MOhillbilly]

elvis

[Gonzo]

What a cornucopia of dumbassery.
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[booger]

thats what she gets for having a sh!t happens bumper sticker

[DJ's left nut]

That's hawt.
If you're into German Scat....
http://tinyurl.com/2wmms7j

I'm going to not click that link.

Anytime the reference to german scat is followed by a 'tinyurl' link...I' think I'll pass.

To each their own.

[-King-]

Oh shit.
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[Gonzo]

I'm going to not click that link.

Anytime the reference to german scat is followed by a 'tinyurl' link...I' think I'll pass.

To each their own.

You clicked it, don't lie.
Was there corn?
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[ClevelandBronco]

Well thank you very little.

[DaneMcCloud]

I shutter to think just how fucking stupid the American populace would be if Roe vs. Wade wasn't a law...

[LaChapelle]

She was a stalker that had an ear full while driving her Peu ick
but she got good silage while hauling a load of corn mash to Old Crow Distillery

[CrazyPhuD]

Well her pants are still cleaner than the cuyahoga river. She should have offered the cop a baby ruth to get off.

[Chief Pote]

Well thank you very little.

ROFL Is that your neighbor?

[Lzen]

I shutter to think just how fucking stupid the American populace would be if Roe vs. Wade wasn't a law...

Yeah, cause every baby that is aborted surely would have been dumb. :spock:

What a moronic statement.

["Bob" Dobbs]

Those drive-by shittings are getting out of control.

[ohiobronco2]

No relation. :D

[gblowfish]

They don't call it a Cleveland Steamer for nuthin...

[DaneMcCloud]

Yeah, cause every baby that is aborted surely would have been dumb. :spock:

What a moronic statement.

JFC, you're dense.

[boogblaster]

corn muffins for all ... hold the cream ....

[chasedude]

The Corn back rattler strikes again!

[CrazyPhuD]

Sometimes he's corny, sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's greenish brown, but if you drink vodka on christmas eve he'll be sure to come around...

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[Goldmember]

this thread is worthless without pics.....if she poops she pokes

[el borracho]

I shutter to think just how ****ing stupid the American populace would be if Roe vs. Wade wasn't a law...

Do you?

[Goldmember]

Do you?

:clap: nice catch

[Chief Pote]

Do you?

Grammar nerd. I hope I spelled that correctly.

Actually that was a nice catch.

[Baby Lee]

drunk driving and litterbugging
shit pants in ohio
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Did you intend for that to be sung to the tune of 'Four Dead in Ohio?' Cuz that's exactly what I did.

[Baby Lee]

Do you?

Dammit!! I was gonna go with a |. . . | does it better, snark.

[BigMeatballDave]

Only in Ohio? WTF is that supposed to mean...

[seclark]

Did you intend for that to be sung to the tune of 'Four Dead in Ohio?' Cuz that's exactly what I did.

yes...i'm a shitty singer, though.
nice catch.
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[Jenson71]

I shutter to think just how ****ing stupid the American populace would be if Roe vs. Wade wasn't a law...

I wonder how many Americans think Roe v Wade is a law?

[Chief Pote]

Only in Ohio? WTF is that supposed to mean...

I can say that since I'm in Ohio also. :D