Heroin, Hookers, Digging Random Holes and Emo Chicks

[KurtCobain]

And more! Use your gut feeling on these.

[Buck]

Thread tools --> Make a poll

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Emo chicks are so passe. I'm all about scene girlz now.

[KurtCobain]

This is Alternitive Polling! Round three bitches! Do something! I dare you!

[RJ]

The choices were surprisingly obvious in this round.

[KurtCobain]

The choices were surprisingly obvious in this round.

Had to throw you off.

[KurtCobain]

Hmmm

Could shrimp be the new Bacon Cheesburger? Austin Powers the new Family Guy? Jesus the new Sex?

[ModSocks]

Hmmm

Could shrimp be the new Bacon Cheesburger? Austin Powers the new Family Guy? Jesus the new Sex?

If Jesus wanted to have gay sex with you, would you do it?

[KurtCobain]

If Jesus wanted to have gay sex with you, would you do it?

No, I can't say I would.

Jesus and Abortion Clinics are in a low tie.:clap:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If Jesus wanted to have gay sex with you, would you do it?

Am I pitching or catching?

[ModSocks]

Am I pitching or catching?

Both.

[Ebolapox]

you can go with this, or you can go with that.

[DJ's left nut]

Is there an option for 'beating my meat to, with, or on attractive jailbait?

If not, there should be. I would vote for it many times.

[Rain Man]

I don't understand the rules. Am I supposed to pick things I like? Things I fear? Things that physically excite me? What are my selection criteria?

[Bugeater]

I don't understand the rules. Am I supposed to pick things I like? Things I fear? Things that physically excite me? What are my selection criteria?
There is no criteria, there are no rules.

In my best Lee "Hacksaw" Hamilton voice...IT'S YOUR POLL, YOU TAKE IT OVER!

[Ebolapox]

I don't understand the rules. Am I supposed to pick things I like? Things I fear? Things that physically excite me? What are my selection criteria?

Yes.

[Rain Man]

Yes.

In that case, I'd have to go with spider monkeys and clothespins.

[Ebolapox]

In that case, I'd have to go with spider monkeys and clothespins.

excellent combination; the spider monkeys can use the clothespins to hold the frog in place...

[Buck]

There is no criteria, there are no rules.

In my best Lee "Hacksaw" Hamilton voice...IT'S YOUR POLL, YOU TAKE IT OVER!

I WANT YOU TO DECIDE! REACT TO ME CHIEFSPLANET!

[Slayer Diablo]

Wow! The percentage of people on here saying "yes" to heroin is about the national average...well, slightly higher. :eek:

[luv]

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or

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51tO0ls0mrL._SS500_.jpg

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Both.

I'll have to pass then. I'm not a fan of catching. It's a little hard on the knees.

[KurtCobain]

I don't understand the rules. Am I supposed to pick things I like? Things I fear? Things that physically excite me? What are my selection criteria?

These polls are for the guy who has never seen an action film, or sniffed a decent smell. They're for the outcast schoolboy who gets picked on because his mom is gay, or the scrawny kid who gets chosen last for everything in gym class. These polls are for the guy who just doesn't give a ****, or someone who maybe cares a little too much. They're for people who just want to stand for something, or maybe nothing. For the beaten down housewife who is inches from taking her own life. For the guy who dares to say, "What the **** is going on here?". These are for the folks out there who have never been, and never will be, a fan of anything. Hell, these are even for people who live in Nebraska.

You want guidelines and rules for this thing? Well, do you like Sex or Bacon Cheeseburgers? Maybe The Simpsons or Hooters girls? Well, then vote for something you think would lose in a final. Outraged at the winners of the previous polls? Then vote something in that can take them down with sweet ****ing vengeance. This is YOUR poll. You do what the **** you want to with it. You know what? Just boycott it if you want. ****ing protest it, just because Jesus is losing to the likes of a Contact High. Neg rep me to oblivion because this poll offends you, or recruit your entire family to participate because this is the greatest thing you've ever partaken in.

This is Alternitive Polling. The only poll that just doesn't matter. Or maybe it does.

[Bugeater]

I'd like to rescind my vote for red 1993 Monte Carlo, as no such vehicle was ever made. The nameplate was dropped for the Lumina from 1989-1994.

[bevischief]

excellent combination; the spider monkeys can use the clothespins to hold the frog in place...

ROFL

[KurtCobain]

I'd like to rescind my vote for red 1993 Monte Carlo, as no such vehicle was ever made. The nameplate was dropped for the Lumina from 1989-1994.

Too late. :)

[Ebolapox]

ROFL

that's CLASSIC anthropological use of tools.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I hope that duckface makes the next poll. I need something to not vote for.

[Gonzo]

I'll have to pass then. I'm not a fan of catching. It's a little hard on the knees.

You selfish bastard! It's Jesus, for chrissakes!
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[JOhn]

You selfish bastard! It's Jesus, for chrissakes!
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Probably could be considered a religious experience

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You selfish bastard! It's Jesus, for chrissakes!
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I feel like such a sinner......... :thailor:

[ModSocks]

If Jesus wanted to have gay sex with you, would you do it?

Lol, who is Whoman69? Lol, she neg repped me for this lol.

[GoHuge]

Probably could be considered a religious experienceI feel confident in saying probably is out the window.

You could "probably" get a new religion started out of the deal though. Call it "The Seven Days of Jesus's Dirty Balloon Knot." I'm sure there would be plenty of Catholic converts or at least catholic preists not walking, but running in a dead sprint to be first in line. Not sure how "blessed are the meek" is going to be applicable though. New Golden Rule...........bring rubber boots?

[kysirsoze]

Lol, who is Whoman69? Lol, she neg repped me for this lol.

Well you can't be surprised.