KurtCobain
06-19-2010, 08:16 AM
Plus more! Use the force to choose.
These polls are for the guy who has never seen an action film, or sniffed a decent smell. They're for the outcast schoolboy who gets picked on because his mom is gay, or the scrawny kid who gets chosen last for everything in gym class. These polls are for the guy who just doesn't give a ****, or someone who maybe cares a little too much. They're for people who just want to stand for something, or maybe nothing. For the beaten down housewife who is inches from taking her own life. For the guy who dares to say, "What the **** is going on here?". These are for the folks out there who have never been, and never will be, a fan of anything. Hell, these are even for people who live in Nebraska.
You want guidelines and rules for this thing? Well, do you like Sex or Bacon Cheeseburgers? Maybe The Simpsons or Hooters girls? Well, then vote for something you think would lose in a final. Outraged at the winners of the previous polls? Then vote something in that can take them down with sweet ****ing vengeance. This is YOUR poll. You do what the **** you want to with it. You know what? Just boycott it if you want. ****ing protest it, just because Jesus is losing to the likes of a Contact High. Neg rep me to oblivion because this poll offends you, or recruit your entire family to participate because this is the greatest thing you've ever partaken in.
This is Alternitive Polling. The only poll that just doesn't matter. Or maybe it does.
These polls are for the guy who has never seen an action film, or sniffed a decent smell. They're for the outcast schoolboy who gets picked on because his mom is gay, or the scrawny kid who gets chosen last for everything in gym class. These polls are for the guy who just doesn't give a ****, or someone who maybe cares a little too much. They're for people who just want to stand for something, or maybe nothing. For the beaten down housewife who is inches from taking her own life. For the guy who dares to say, "What the **** is going on here?". These are for the folks out there who have never been, and never will be, a fan of anything. Hell, these are even for people who live in Nebraska.
You want guidelines and rules for this thing? Well, do you like Sex or Bacon Cheeseburgers? Maybe The Simpsons or Hooters girls? Well, then vote for something you think would lose in a final. Outraged at the winners of the previous polls? Then vote something in that can take them down with sweet ****ing vengeance. This is YOUR poll. You do what the **** you want to with it. You know what? Just boycott it if you want. ****ing protest it, just because Jesus is losing to the likes of a Contact High. Neg rep me to oblivion because this poll offends you, or recruit your entire family to participate because this is the greatest thing you've ever partaken in.
This is Alternitive Polling. The only poll that just doesn't matter. Or maybe it does.