That new baby smell should include vaginal bacteria

[Slayer Diablo]

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[JD10367]

May I receive vaginal bacteria until I'm a ripe old age. :dom:

[seclark]

if you can get passed the bacteria, you've got it licked.
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[tyton75]

thats freaking gross

[tooge]

spent nine months trying to get out and the rest of my life trying to get back in

[Mr. Laz]

wow ... slayer sighting

[Pants]

thats freaking gross

Huh? Not a big fan of the ol' vagina, eh? :D

[Jilly]

I don't think we need another reason to make moms feel guilty. First it's - you're a horrible mom if you don't breastfeed. Now it's - you make your baby sicker by having c sections. I think we carry enough of the load of having a child for the medical genre to find yet one more reason to make us feel shitty because the birthing process wasn't perfect.

[JD10367]

I hear yogurt is also good bacteria. Thus, I can only assume that we should be licking yogurt out of vaginas in order to stay healthy. :thumb:

[tooge]

I don't think we need another reason to make moms feel guilty. First it's - you're a horrible mom if you don't breastfeed. Now it's - you make your baby sicker by having c sections. I think we carry enough of the load of having a child for the medical genre to find yet one more reason to make us feel shitty because the birthing process wasn't perfect.

Everyone forgives you if you give up the hoochy though

[Slayer Diablo]

I don't think we need another reason to make moms feel guilty. First it's - you're a horrible mom if you don't breastfeed. Now it's - you make your baby sicker by having c sections. I think we carry enough of the load of having a child for the medical genre to find yet one more reason to make us feel shitty because the birthing process wasn't perfect.

I think it puts more pressure on the doctors and nurses than anything. They have the capability of giving the baby a vagina-bacteria bath of sorts after a c-section. While some women would unfortunately feel guilty before going in, the hospitals will realize pretty quickly they need to add this kind of reassurance to the "ways this baby can be born" talk.

[Hydrae]

I don't think we need another reason to make moms feel guilty. First it's - you're a horrible mom if you don't breastfeed. Now it's - you make your baby sicker by having c sections. I think we carry enough of the load of having a child for the medical genre to find yet one more reason to make us feel shitty because the birthing process wasn't perfect.

I have gotten the definite impression over the years that c-sections are basically routine anymore. I swear the doctor for my daughter did a c-section late in the afternoon so he could go home for dinner without worrying about having to come back to the hospital later that night. I have no evidence, just a strong suspicion.

[MagicHef]

I have gotten the definite impression over the years that c-sections are basically routine anymore. I swear the doctor for my daughter did a c-section late in the afternoon so he could go home for dinner without worrying about having to come back to the hospital later that night. I have no evidence, just a strong suspicion.

C-section rates are much higher in the late afternoon and late evening than any other time of day. I will try to find a link to show this, but I know it's true. Draw your own conclusions as to why this would be.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO Rep for the one bolded statement.

[threebag]

I hear yogurt is also good bacteria. Thus, I can only assume that we should be licking yogurt out of vaginas in order to stay healthy. :thumb:

I'm fuckin what I'm eatin but I aint eatin what I'm fuckin

[HoneyBadger]

Puke!

[Donger]

Speaking or births, I'd like to know of same unusual places Planeteers were born. For instance: "I was born in a cab!" or "I was born on an airplane!"

I was actually born at home, which I guess is a little unusual.

[cabletech94]

yeah, i just threw up a little in my mouth just now.

[BigMeatballDave]

I'm not feeling good. I could use a mouthful of vaginal material right now...

[Donger]

yeah, i just threw up a little in my mouth just now.

Was it coochie juice?

[bevischief]

Babies need KY?....

[Simply Red]

Girls best wash that pussy up!

[Fish]

Vagiburst, Vaginal Bacteria Mouthwash... For Babies.

SC Johnson

Because healthy babies use Vagiburst. On sale now!

[Slayer Diablo]

LMAO Rep for the one bolded statement.

Bolding that statement was the only reason I even posted the article at all. :)

[listopencil]

I don't think we need another reason to make moms feel guilty. First it's - you're a horrible mom if you don't breastfeed. Now it's - you make your baby sicker by having c sections. I think we carry enough of the load of having a child for the medical genre to find yet one more reason to make us feel shitty because the birthing process wasn't perfect.

If it will make you feel better I will take a mouthful of your vaginal material.

[bevischief]

Is this the start for BJs for babies...





:D

[JD10367]

Is this the start for BJs for babies...

:D

Gotta start the boys on the poontang at a very early age, apparently. But there's something just... WRONG... about the idea.

I have a solution. How about, as soon as the baby's born, you rub him in ANOTHER woman's vagina? Yeah, that'll do it!

[cabletech94]

Was it coochie juice?

that's so funny, i didn't notice it at first!

coochie rep.


barfffffff.

[el borracho]

There is some high-culture advice in this thread.