*Official* RednFeisty Thread

[Jilly]

Here you go, Red. As promised....your own official thread. Have at it, hon.

[Hammock Parties]

MILF! MILF! MILF!

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[Donger]

For some reason, I always link our female members to specific songs in my head. Not in a sick way, mind you, but it just happens.

RednFesity = Desert Rose by Sting.

[Jilly]

Oh and pics or it's worthless.

[loochy]

She has yet to make an appearance in her much anticipated thread.

Oh and pics or it's worthless.

Also this.

[The Franchise]

Oh and pics or it's worthless.

This.


TITS OR GTFO!

[Slainte]

I just bought this...as a bath towel.

http://d.imagehost.org/0544/Pink_Floyd-363270.jpg


A Saucerful Of Secrets was playing in the background as I ordered...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

That may be my new favorite picture of all time.

[Hootie]

I think I am going to put Jilly on ignore...she's basically worthless anyways. I hate women.

[bevischief]

I just bought this...as a bath towel.

http://d.imagehost.org/0544/Pink_Floyd-363270.jpg


A Saucerful Of Secrets was playing in the background as I ordered...

Where can I buy them as sheets...:D

[Slainte]

I tried to order a mug with the back catalog image as well, but the company (based out of the UK) wouldn't process my order...

Strange.

I'd really like to have that mug...

[RedNFeisty]

As always, when I see a poster in particular need of attention (ahem, Hootie), rather than clutter up a thread of perfectly random thoughts, football chatter, and discussion of beautiful females, I make a new thread for them so that they can chat and talk all they want.

Red has been a dominant presence in the Random thought thread.....so I thought I'd provide her with her own thread. After all, she's been gone a while, has a lot to say, and we should give her the space to do it.

So, here you go, Red. As promised....your own official thread. Have at it, hon.

Particular need of attention?? I don't need the attention, it just happens. Don't get your panties in a wad Jilly, this was my turf before you arrived, now I'm back to reclaim what is mine!!

[Dave Lane]

I just bought this...as a bath towel.

http://d.imagehost.org/0544/Pink_Floyd-363270.jpg


A Saucerful Of Secrets was playing in the background as I ordered...

That's my screensaver on my iphone

[ModSocks]

Particular need of attention?? I don't need the attention, it just happens. Don't get your panties in a wad Jilly, this was my turf before you arrived, now I'm back to reclaim what is mine!!

Chick Fight!

[RedNFeisty]

Hi boys!!

[RedNFeisty]

Chick Fight!

Would you rather see mud, jello, or just baby oil???

[Slainte]

Y'know, I hate to say this out loud, and ...maybe it's just the lack of a World Cup game on tonight, but...does anyone here *really* like Jilly?...

Cause I just don't get it.

[RedNFeisty]

This.


TITS OR GTFO!

Yeah, like I am dumb enough to flash my tits on here, I have seen what you boys do to pictures. Momma didn't raise no fool!!

[RedNFeisty]

Y'know, I hate to say this out loud, and ...maybe it's just the lack of a World Cup game on tonight, but...does anyone here *really* like Jilly?...

Cause I just don't get it.

She was just trying to fill my shoes while I was gone!! Unfortunately, mine are more like glass slippers and her big ole clod hoppers wouldn't fit!! :thumb:

[Bugeater]

Y'know, I hate to say this out loud, and ...maybe it's just the lack of a World Cup game on tonight, but...does anyone here *really* like Jilly?...

Cause I just don't get it.
Oh shit, it's go time now.

[luv]

I think the only chick who doesn't get on here regularly for some kind of attention is Dylan.

It's kind of fun to watch the dominant ones fight to be queen of the hen house, though.

[KCUnited]

Best offseason evar!

[Donger]

Why is it that female CPers always seem to be at each others' throats? There's only, what, less than a dozen of you, and most of you seem to hate each other.

Oh, wait; you're women.

[Mr. Laz]

Particular need of attention?? I don't need the attention, it just happens. Don't get your panties in a wad Jilly, this was my turf before you arrived, now I'm back to reclaim what is mine!!catfight,catfight!!!

:drool:

[Slainte]

Oh shit, it's go time now.

Settle down. I'm sure it's just the Crown Black talking...

Obtw...Goodbye Blue Sky now playing...

Still can't figure that they wouldn't sell me that mug. Hate to think it's becuz I
m at an APO address. That's like racial prejudice!

[RedNFeisty]

For some reason, I always link our female members to specific songs in my head. Not in a sick way, mind you, but it just happens.

RednFesity = Desert Rose by Sting.

Aw, I like that song, Thanks Donger!!

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[Mr. Laz]

btw ... why are women so selfish with their boobies??

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[RedNFeisty]

I think the only chick who doesn't get on here regularly for some kind of attention is Dylan.

It's kind of fun to watch the dominant ones fight to be queen of the hen house, though.

I have always gotten along with the Woman of the Planet. JennyGump, Katipan, Luv, Badgirl, Lumpy. I have never had to show my true colors when it came to the ladies, but don't fuck with me or give me snide remarks because I will knock you down to size. I can't help that I am a true hottie, not just one that thinks she is!

[The Franchise]

Y'know, I hate to say this out loud, and ...maybe it's just the lack of a World Cup game on tonight, but...does anyone here *really* like Jilly?...

Cause I just don't get it.

The funny thing is......more people would probably recognize Jilly....and no one knows who the fuck you are.

[The Franchise]

I have always gotten along with the Woman of the Planet. JennyGump, Katipan, Luv, Badgirl, Lumpy. I have never had to show my true colors when it came to the ladies, but don't fuck with me or give me snide remarks because I will knock you down to size. I can't help that I am a true hottie, not just one that thinks she is!

How in hell do you get along with Badgirl and not Jilly?

[Jilly]

Again, I'm not fighting. Red, I thought you wanted the thread.....you said you were waiting for it, so I did it for you and now you're upset.

If the rest of you don't *like* me, I'm ok with it. I'm sure I can be as annoying as anyone else. No worries.

[RedNFeisty]

Why is it that female CPers always seem to be at each others' throats? There's only, what, less than a dozen of you, and most of you seem to hate each other.

Oh, wait; you're women.

I hate no one, I am an equal opportunity lover!!

[Mr. Laz]

Y'know, I hate to say this out loud, and ...maybe it's just the lack of a World Cup game on tonight, but...does anyone here *really* like Jilly?...

Cause I just don't get it.
yes, i do.

[Donger]

I hate no one, I am an equal opportunity lover!!

I didn't mention hate.

[Jilly]

I think the only chick who doesn't get on here regularly for some kind of attention is Dylan.

It's kind of fun to watch the dominant ones fight to be queen of the hen house, though.

Not sure why you think this, Luv. Katipan and I are both dominant females and we get along great.

[RedNFeisty]

Again, I'm not fighting. Red, I thought you wanted the thread.....you said you were waiting for it, so I did it for you and now you're upset.

If the rest of you don't *like* me, I'm ok with it. I'm sure I can be as annoying as anyone else. No worries.

It was your dumb snide comment about needing attention. I knew what you were getting at on the random thoughts thread and I was waiting for you to open your mouth to insert foot. Perfect set up for a silly girl to fall for.

[Slainte]

The funny thing is......more people would probably recognize Jilly....and no one knows who the fuck you are.

Agreeden! And five fucking years worth...





just got the invoice email on that towel...

Strom Thorgersen's trying to retire to Aruba based on my bill...

[Donger]

I can't help that I am a true hottie, not just one that thinks she is!

Aw sh*t.

[RedNFeisty]

How in hell do you get along with Badgirl and not Jilly?

I wasn't here when the irruption happen with Badgirl. I really have nothing against Jilly except she thought she could get away with comments to me.

[Jilly]

It was your dumb snide comment about needing attention. I knew what you were getting at on the random thoughts thread and I was waiting for you to open your mouth to insert foot. Perfect set up for a silly girl to fall for.

Again, not fighting with you. I thought it was what you wanted. My bad.

[ChiTown]

Can't you two just kiss each other with your tongues and make up already?
:evil:

[Sure-Oz]

These threads always suck....this attention whore shit is stupid as fuck

[Donger]

I asked my wife to name a 'chick flick' that didn't involve men/dating/marriage the other night. She could not name a single one.

In comparison, how many 'guy flicks' can you name that involve women/dating/marriage? I guess Rambo II had that little Asian gal in it, but that was just so she could be killed and Rambo could go crazy.

[Donger]

Again, not fighting with you. I thought it was what you wanted. My bad.

Didn't you do this with another female a while back? Lumpy maybe?

[luv]

I really have nothing against Jilly except she thought she could get away with comments to me.

I think you're even.

Who was it that got onto me for fighting with badgirl? :hmmm:

[dirk digler]

Can't you two just kiss each other with your tongues and make up already?
:evil:

I second that as long as there is pics.

Heck maybe we should throw some money together and get a Women of CP Calendar with badgirl as the centerfold :D

[RedNFeisty]

Again, not fighting with you. I thought it was what you wanted. My bad.

No fighting, if you stop with your stupid snide remarks.

[Jilly]

Didn't you do this with another female a while back? Lumpy maybe?

I did. I'm really not doing anything purposefully.

[Donger]

I did. I'm really not doing anything purposefully.

Do you really expect anyone to believe that, Jilly?

LMAO

There's an ad for a dishwasher at the bottom of the page.

[sedated]

It was your dumb snide comment about needing attention. I knew what you were getting at on the random thoughts thread and I was waiting for you to open your mouth to insert foot. Perfect set up for a silly girl to fall for.

RNF bringing the cheese in this thread

[Slainte]

Didn't you do this with another female a while back? Lumpy maybe?

Classic passive-aggressive act. Little girl with her hand behind her back who insists she didn't throw the first grenade.

[dirk digler]

I asked my wife to name a 'chick flick' that didn't involve men/dating/marriage the other night. She could not name a single one.

In comparison, how many 'guy flicks' can you name that involve women/dating/marriage? I guess Rambo II had that little Asian gal in it, but that was just so she could be killed and Rambo could go crazy.

Rocky?
Braveheart?

[Donger]

Rocky?
Braveheart?

Yeah, I suppose so. But especially in the case of Braveheart, most definitely the central plot line.

But God, Sophie Marceau....

[RedNFeisty]

I did. I'm really not doing anything purposefully.

So, it is just in your nature to be a **** to other women? If you know Katipan so well, maybe you should ask her about me.

[loochy]

So, it is just in your nature to be a **** to other women? If you know Katipan so well, maybe you should ask her about me.


It's TWUNT.

[ChiTown]

So, it is just in your nature to be a **** to other women? If you know Katipan so well, maybe you should ask her about me.

ROFL

For those keeping score **** = C U N T

[The Franchise]

.

Should I do like I did with Hootie and just make a thread for you, Red? That way we can all just chat with you there and leave this thread for other randomies?

I'm certainly special enough!! Why not??:D

I'm still waiting for my own thread!!



Damn teasers! :D

And waiting........

Sorry, hon! Damn...I turn away for 19 hours and I'm being called a tease.... :D Oh well, there's worse things.

Your wish is my command, darling.

[RedNFeisty]

It's TWUNT.

T W A T, C U N T, same difference.

[Jilly]

Do you really expect anyone to believe that, Jilly?

LMAO

There's an ad for a dishwasher at the bottom of the page.

Kinda. I shouldn't have said "particular need of attention", that implied something that Red took offense to. But yeah, I think people know me well enough on here to know that I'm not a particularly malicious person unless you are ClevelandBronco or Tom Cash.

[Donger]

So, it is just in your nature to be a **** to other women? If you know Katipan so well, maybe you should ask her about me.

I recall the first time I heard some woman say, "If women controlled the world, there would be no wars!"

What she left out was that there would be no wars because they would kill each other and the human race would cease to exist.

[RedNFeisty]

.

Oh, I set her up that is for sure!! Silly girl wants to make comments about me, lets play!!

[The Franchise]

Oh, I set her up that is for sure!! Silly girl wants to make comments about me, lets play!!

What set up?

What comments?

[KCUnited]

Shit just got steel magnolias'd.

[Donger]

This is bizarrely applicable to both this thread and the Tiger thread. NSFW.

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[RedNFeisty]

Kinda. I shouldn't have said "particular need of attention", that implied something that Red took offense to. But yeah, I think people know me well enough on here to know that I'm not a particularly malicious person unless you are ClevelandBronco or - ahem, shut your mouth -.

I get plenty of attention without needing it from an internet BB, I come here to have a little fun and I have a tremendous amount of random bullshit to talk about.

Don't try and play stupid, you were trying to stick your chest out hoping it would be bigger then mine. You failed sister!!

[DiaperBoy27]

<img src="http://cdn.ihatethemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/chick_fight.jpg">

[ModSocks]

Can't you two just kiss each other with your tongues and make up already?
:evil:

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[RedNFeisty]

What set up?

What comments?

What you quoted a minute ago, duh!!

[CaliforniaChief]

Shit just got steel magnolias'd.

ROFL

[Donger]

Kinda. I shouldn't have said "particular need of attention", that implied something that Red took offense to. But yeah, I think people know me well enough on here to know that I'm not a particularly malicious person unless you are ClevelandBronco or - ahem, shut your mouth -.

Everyone who posts here does so for attention. Some more than others and some less than others.

[dirk digler]

I get plenty of attention without needing it from an internet BB, I come here to have a little fun and I have a tremendous amount of random bullshit to talk about.

Don't try and play stupid, you were trying to stick your chest out hoping it would be bigger then mine. You failed sister!!

So you 2 need to compare breast sizes and we need pics. You start Red.

[luv]

Oh, I set her up that is for sure!! Silly girl wants to make comments about me, lets play!!

Yes, she made a remark in the random thread. However, she probably would have dropped it if you didn't keep egging her on. Of course someone is going to "fall" for something if you keep at them about it.

Ugh. Is it football season yet?

[Donger]

So let's compare breast size. You start Red.

Red = 36D
Jilly = 38C

[luv]

So you 2 need to compare breast sizes and we need pics. You start Red.

When people talk about penis size on here, do you guys start posting measurements? Unfortunately, no.


However, I've met Jilly, and I have to say that it would be pretty hard to beat her in breast size. I'm proud of mine, but I think she might have me beat.

[The Franchise]

What you quoted a minute ago, duh!!

ROFL That was a setup?


:rolleyes: Okkkk......

[ModSocks]

Red = 36D
Jilly = 38C

That's fine and all. But it's not just size, it's also shape.

[Mr. Laz]

you guys ever notice that the nicer words women use during a fight the meaner they are trying to be?



sweetie,darling and hon might as well be skank,**** you and asshole ROFL

[ModSocks]

When people talk about penis size on here, do you guys start posting measurements? Unfortunately, no.


However, I've met Jilly, and I have to say that it would be pretty hard to beat her in breast size. I'm proud of mine, but I think she might have me beat.

Pffff......we would...but I doubt you'd find one under 9"

[Donger]

When people talk about penis size on here, do you guys start posting measurements? Unfortunately, no.


However, I've met Jilly, and I have to say that it would be pretty hard to beat her in breast size. I'm proud of mine, but I think she might have me beat.

7.675 inches long and 5.8 inches circumference.

[dirk digler]

When people talk about penis size on here, do you guys start posting measurements? Unfortunately, no.


However, I've met Jilly, and I have to say that it would be pretty hard to beat her in breast size. I'm proud of mine, but I think she might have me beat.

I don't think anyone has asked me though I haven't measured in a long time either.

[luv]

you guys ever notice that the nicer words women use during a fight the meaner they are trying to be?



sweetie,darling and hon might as well be skank,**** you and asshole ROFL

I think women are more about vendictive subtley. We play on the smarts of other women.

[RedNFeisty]

Alright, I will concede. I did egg her on, perhaps I shouldn't have, but damn it don't fuck with me!! :cuss:

Jilly, you want to make a mends, change the message in the original thread post. Or I will take it personally.

[MOhillbilly]

Yes, she made a remark in the random thread. However, she probably would have dropped it if you didn't keep egging her on. Of course someone is going to "fall" for something if you keep at them about it.

Ugh. Is it football season yet?

girls dont like football. they like penis, cooking, & cleaning.

[RedNFeisty]

I think women are more about vendictive subtley. We play on the smarts of other women.

I don't fight like a woman.

[Stinger]

Would you rather see mud, jello, or just baby oil???

I believe the correct answer is yes.......

[MOhillbilly]

I think women are more about vendictive subtley. We play on the smarts of other women.

that must suck.

[sedated]

Red = 36D
Jilly = 38C

I'm gonna say:

Jilly = 38DD
Red = 34C

[Lzen]

I...you were trying to stick your chest out hoping it would be bigger then mine. You failed sister!!

Umm....we're gonna need proof of this. [/chiefsplanet]

[MOhillbilly]

I don't fight like a woman.

liger?

[dirk digler]

7.675 inches long and 5.8 inches circumference.

LMAO Only Donger would know his exact measurements.

[luv]

girls dont like football. they like penis, cooking, & cleaning.

Substitute football (sports in general, actually) for cleaning.

[Mr. Laz]

When people talk about penis size on here, do you guys start posting measurements? Unfortunately, no.

However, I've met Jilly, and I have to say that it would be pretty hard to beat her in breast size. I'm proud of mine, but I think she might have me beat.
nobody here(even the girls) wants to see a bunch of penises


just about every guy on here wants to see boobies!! :D

[RedNFeisty]

ROFL That was a setup?


:rolleyes: Okkkk......

nlm:D

[sedated]

Jilly, you want to make a mends, change the message in the original thread post. Or I will take it personally.

If Jilly gives in and changes it, it must mean she isn't the alpha.

[Slainte]

This thread was more interesting when it was about my new towel.

[Mr. Laz]

If Jilly gives in and changes it, it must mean she isn't the alpha.oh noes u didn'


:fire:

[Slainte]

I think women are more about vendictive subtley.

Gud sphele...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROFL Everyone loves a good wtf thread.

Red was golden to me when I was new, and I LOVE Jilly. So, I'll just go pop some popcorn and watch I s'pose.

[milkman]

I got nuthin' to say here.

I just wanted to make sure I got in.

[Sofa King]

ROFL Everyone loves a good wtf thread.

Red was golden to me when I was new, and I LOVE Jilly. So, I'll just go pop some popcorn and watch I s'pose.

i distinctly remember seeing you called "asshole" or something of the sort in the badgirl thread...

and you're telling me you can't think of one negative thing to push this thread along further?

I'll make you a deal, it doesn't even have to be about Red or Jilly, but it also can't be about Badgirl (too easy).

[ModSocks]

i distinctly remember seeing you called "asshole" or something of the sort in the badgirl thread...

and you're telling me you can't think of one negative thing to push this thread along further?

I'll make you a deal, it doesn't even have to be about Red or Jilly, but it also can't be about Badgirl (too easy).

Wait.....fuck...Badgirl the one that wont sleep with the kid who cuts her lawn? Damn it! Im so confused!

[Slainte]

I got nuthin' to say here.

I just wanted to make sure I got in.



I am so fucking tired of your passive-agressive shit....:cuss:


Fuckin kill em by HIVfire today... :mad:

[Sofa King]

Wait.....****...Badgirl the one that wont sleep with the kid who cuts her lawn? Damn it! Im so confused!

did you just call me a twunt?

[crazycoffey]

When people talk about penis size on here, do you guys start posting measurements? Unfortunately, no.


However, I've met Jilly, and I have to say that it would be pretty hard to beat her in breast size. I'm proud of mine, but I think she might have me beat.


1.3 inches solid, I'm hung like a light switch....

[ModSocks]

did you just call me a twunt?

Twhat did you say?

[luv]

1.3 inches solid, I'm hung like a light switch....

I'll bet that's an effective way to get people to want to see it, huh?

[Stinger]

I'll bet that's an effective way to get people to want to see it, huh?

Or keep flickering the switch so to speak.

[loochy]

When people talk about penis size on here, do you guys start posting measurements? Unfortunately, no.


However, I've met Jilly, and I have to say that it would be pretty hard to beat her in breast size. I'm proud of mine, but I think she might have me beat.

2 inches long, 9 inches in circumference.

I'm hung like a tuna can.

[Sandyskc]

Substitute football (sports in general, actually) for cleaning.

I can even do without the cooking, but I need football...

[CosmicPal]

However, I've met Jilly, and I have to say that it would be pretty hard to beat her in breast size. I'm proud of mine, but I think she might have me beat.

Are they big enough to provide shade for a small group of children?

[Slainte]

Shitfuck. This thread is as dead as my hopes of buying a Back Catalog mug...

[Jilly]

I can even do without the cooking, but I need football...

true story

[crazycoffey]

I'll bet that's an effective way to get people to want to see it, huh?

Hasn't worked like I had hoped....


2 inches long, 9 inches in circumference.

I'm hung like a tuna can.

Can't knock the bottom out of a tuna can but sure as hell can scratch the sides?

[DaKCMan AP]

Adding Awesome to this thread.

[luv]

I can even do without the cooking, but I need football...

true story

I love to cook, and especially bake, but I couldn't go without football either.

[Jilly]

Adding Awesome to this thread.

Awesome.

[RNR]

Red is good in my book. We flirt in a joking manner and she plays along with this old fart :) I have never seen her post a bad word about anyone here~

[Donger]

LMAO Only Donger would know his exact measurements.

Considering how many women have been forthright with me over the years regarding the size of their breasts (not to mention nipples), I think it's only fair play that I reciprocate.

[loochy]

Red is good in my book. We flirt in a joking manner and she plays along with this old fart :) I have never seen her post a bad word about anyone here~

...and she takes on gang members at the playground...

[Gonzo]

ROFL Everyone loves a good wtf thread.

Red was golden to me when I was new, and I LOVE Jilly. So, I'll just go pop some popcorn and watch I s'pose.
Strangely enough... I think I've seen something like this before. Deja-vu all over again. I think there's a glitch in the matrix.
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[Jilly]

Strangely enough... I think I've seen something like this before. Deja-vu all over again. I think there's a glitch in the matrix.
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Don't start.

[Buck]

Hath thy tits been shown?

[Slainte]

Last edited by Jilly; Yesterday at 11:49 PM.. Reason: Because I'm ok with being dominated

Not going quite as you thought it would, huh?

[Donger]

Strangely enough... I think I've seen something like this before. Deja-vu all over again. I think there's a glitch in the matrix.
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Isn't your wife Lumpy?

[Jilly]

Not going quite as you thought it would, huh?

I'm sorry....what have I done to you?

[Jilly]

Isn't your wife Lumpy?

Or you, Donger?

[ModSocks]

Or you, Detox

[Donger]

Or you, Donger?

Or me, what?

[Gonzo]

Isn't your wife Lumpy?

Yes and I'm shutting up now.
This could mutate into something that cannot be undone.
Goodbye
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[bevischief]

:popcorn:

[Stewie]

Man, where did the Jilly derision come from? She's a great member of this forum.

[dirk digler]

I'm sorry....what have I done to you?

nothing yet

[Slainte]

I'm sorry....what have I done to you?

Apologies are not necessary. This thread has absolutely nothing to do with what you have or haven't done to *me*...

as you very well know.

[Jilly]

Or me, what?

What have I done to you?

[ModSocks]

Hey Jilly, who's that chick in your avatar?

[Jilly]

Or you, Detox

Yes....or you, Detox?!

[Donger]

What have I done to you?

Nothing. Why do you ask?

[Jilly]

Hey Jilly, who's that chick in your avatar?

Joss Stone

[Jilly]

Nothing. Why do you ask?

Not gonna lie, you've been a little rude to me in this thread

[ModSocks]

Yes....or you, Detox?!

Well.....if you must ask.....

[Donger]

Not gonna lie, you've been a little rude to me in this thread

Where?

[Jilly]

Do you really expect anyone to believe that, Jilly?

LMAO

There's an ad for a dishwasher at the bottom of the page.


here.

[Donger]

here.

I fail to see how that is rude to you at all.

[ModSocks]

here.

Hrmm......I think someone is a little sensitive today.

[Jilly]

I fail to see how that is rude to you at all.

ok, then. Guess I'm sensitive.

[RedNFeisty]

oh noes u didn'


:fire:

:whip:

[bevischief]

:popcorn:

[ModSocks]

This thread was suppose to be a chick fight between Jilly and Red. It's turned into a chick fight between Jilly and Donger.

Lame

[Jilly]

Hrmm......I think someone is a little sensitive today.

this

[Donger]

This thread was suppose to be a chick fight between Jilly and Red. It's turned into a chick fight between Jilly and Donger.

Lame

LMAO

[RedNFeisty]

ok, then. Guess I'm sensitive.

Thank you

:Peace:

I absolutely love Joss Stone, we may get along after all.

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[milkman]

This thread was suppose to be a chick fight between Jilly and Red. It's turned into a chick fight between Jilly and Donger.

Lame

Lost it's burst.

[Donger]

Lost it's burst.

Superfluous apostrophe!

[RedNFeisty]

girls dont like football. they like penis, cooking, & cleaning.

Blasphemy!!! I do not like cooking or cleaning!!

[RedNFeisty]

I'm not all about fighting, if we can get along that is fantastic. o:-)

Sorry we disappointed you boys!!:dom:

[Mr. Laz]

Lumpy told me the other day that Jilly and Red were BOTH a couple of mouthy bitches...


just sayin' :shrug:

[RedNFeisty]

This thread was suppose to be a chick fight between Jilly and Red. It's turned into a chick fight between Jilly and Donger.

Lame

But hey, I got my own thread to ramble my meaningless bullshit, I'm tickled pink!!

[Mr. Laz]

But hey, I got my own thread to ramble my meaningless bullshit, I'm tickled pink!!
your pink ... what about your pink? :p

[RedNFeisty]

Lumpy told me the other day that Jilly and Red were BOTH a couple of mouthy bitches...


just sayin' :shrug:

I would happily show Lumpy how much I like to use my mouth!! Just sayin'

[crazycoffey]

Man, where did the Jilly derision come from? She's a great member of this forum.



I know, I was thinking the same thing....

[ModSocks]

I would happily show Lumpy how much I like to use my mouth!! Just sayin'

Whoa whoa whoa!

PICS!!!!!!111111111111111

[RedNFeisty]

your pink ... what about your pink? :p

You just want to see how pink.

[Mr. Laz]

You just want to see how pink.


mmmmm .... :drool: :dom:

[Donger]

I'll never forget the first (and only) purple vagina I came across. Scary.

[ModSocks]

This thread has been rated X for xtra filthy by the detoxing rating association of chiefsplanet

[RedNFeisty]

RNR....kisses baby!!!

Mr. FN....props to you sweetheart!!

Donger...Love the song Darlin!!

Everyone else....thanks for playing!!

[ModSocks]

I'll never forget the first (and only) purple vagina I came across. Scary.

The ugliest vagina I ever seen looked like someone had taken an axe to it. It was actually the first vagina I had ever seen.

[RedNFeisty]

I'll never forget the first (and only) purple vagina I came across. Scary.

Ewe, no need to give details.

[Mr. Laz]

RNR....kisses baby!!!

Mr. FN....props to you sweetheart!!

Donger...Love the song Darlin!!

Everyone else....thanks for playing!!
:grr:

[ModSocks]

:grr:

I know Laz. We kept this thread rollin' and we gets no love.

[Donger]

Ewe, no need to give details.

It actually was a great learning experience for me. I learned how self-conscious most girls are regarding their cooters.

[Mr. Laz]

I know Laz. We kept this thread rollin' and we gets no love.nonewhatsoever


:sulk:

[Lumpy]

Lumpy told me the other day that Jilly and Red were BOTH a couple of mouthy bitches...


just sayin' :shrug:

Plz kindly check your rep comment.

[Donger]

RNR....kisses baby!!!

Mr. FN....props to you sweetheart!!

Donger...Love the song Darlin!!

Everyone else....thanks for playing!!

I'm not sure why you are thanking me for a song that Sting created, but that's okay.

[ModSocks]

I'm not sure why you are thanking me for a song that Sting created, but that's okay.

She's just crushin on ya cuz u posted your penis size.

[Mr. Laz]

Plz kindly check your rep comment.
*ducks*


i don't think i wanna



:evil:

[RedNFeisty]

She's just crushin on ya cuz u posted your penis size.

Sheesh, don't let my secret out!!

[milkman]

But hey, I got my own thread to ramble my meaningless bullshit, I'm tickled pink!!

You know Phil's wife hasn't posted here in some time.

[RedNFeisty]

:grr:

Ah, I wuv you too Laz and Detox, and DaKCMan thinks he is awesome, he's got nothing on you two!!

[Marcellus]

The ugliest vagina I ever seen looked like someone had taken an axe to it. It was actually the first vagina I had ever seen.

Ummmmm, I hope it was actually the second one.

[Mr. Laz]

no, Lumpy didn't really say that about Red and Jilly ...






.... it was Luv and Dylan that she said were the real mouthy bitches!!!

PBJ


c'mon Luv/Dylan, don't take that shit from her!!!

[RedNFeisty]

Ah, I wuv you too Laz and Detox, and DaKCMan thinks he is awesome, he's got nothing on you two!!

I forgot about her, I didn't fight with her either.

[RedNFeisty]

no, Lumpy didn't really say that about Red and Jilly ...






.... it was Luv and Dylan that she said were the real mouthy bitches!!!

PBJ


c'mon Luv/Dylan, don't take that shit for her!!!

You are soooo bad!!

[Donger]

She's just crushin on ya cuz u posted your penis size.

I doubt that.

[ModSocks]

Ummmmm, I hope it was actually the second one.

Nope. I was a wee youngin'. I opened the door, and bahm! There it was. Staring at me. Imagine Kermit the frogs mouth.

[Fish]

Nope. I was a wee youngin'. I opened the door, and bahm! There it was. Staring at me. Imagine Kermit the frogs mouth.

Your mom's cool man... come on...

[ModSocks]

Your mom's cool man... come on...

har har

[Bowser]

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what?

[Donger]

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what?

The wife and I have a date night planned. That might lead to some sex. I just hope I'm involved.

And she puts all the 'hotties' here to shame.

[Bowser]

The wife and I have a date night planned. That might lead to some sex. I just hope I'm involved.

And she puts all the 'hotties' here to shame.

The wife is standing behind you, isn't she?

And I like the use of the word "might" in your sentence.

[Donger]

The wife is standing behind you, isn't she?

And I like the use of the word "might" in your sentence.

It just depends on whether or not I feel like putting out.

[SDChiefs]

yes, i do.

As do I

[RedNFeisty]

The wife and I have a date night planned. That might lead to some sex. I just hope I'm involved.

And she puts all the 'hotties' here to shame.

I certainly believe that!!

[RedNFeisty]

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what?

Out of the guys, which would you like to have??

:)

[RedNFeisty]

It actually was a great learning experience for me. I learned how self-conscious most girls are regarding their cooters.

Girls are self-conscious about their va-jay-jay's?? I was not aware of that...lol

[RedNFeisty]

As do I

Are you two having a private conversation??

[DaKCMan AP]

Ah, I wuv you too Laz and Detox, and DaKCMan thinks he is awesome, he's got nothing on you two!!

Nonsense.

[RedNFeisty]

Nonsense.

I knew I could cause you to make another appearance!!

[DaKCMan AP]

I knew I could cause you to make another appearance!!

Crafty ;)

[RedNFeisty]

Crafty ;)

You have no idea!!

[milkman]

Crafty ;)

If you were truly awsome, you would have realized this and not fallen for it.

But as most of us know the only true awesome thing about you is your dumbassery.

[RedNFeisty]

Since this is my thread I can clutter it up all I want with what I want!!

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[RedNFeisty]

If you were truly awsome, you would have realized this and not fallen for it.

But as most of us know the only true awesome thing about you is your dumbassery.

Come on, what man could resist??
:D

[DaKCMan AP]

If you were truly awsome, you would have realized this and not fallen for it.

But as most of us know the only true awesome thing about you is your dumbassery.

I'm not awsome, I'm Awesome. Don't hate on my Awesomeness.

[milkman]

Come on, what man could resist??
:D

Okay, you got me there.

But then again, to quote that Tom Crusie movie, you had me at "Hello".

[milkman]

I'm not awsome, I'm Awesome. Don't hate on my Awesomeness.

No hate.

Just an observation.

And yes, I'm guilty of a typo.

I'm soooooo fucked up.

[DaKCMan AP]

No hate.


Awesome.

[listopencil]

Would you rather see mud, jello, or just baby oil???

How about butterscotch pudding and Bavarian cream?

[booger]

I'll never forget the first (and only) purple vagina I came across. Scary.

they do that when you choke em

[RedNFeisty]

Okay, you got me there.

But then again, to quote that Tom Crusie movie, you had me at "Hello".

:)

Why do you keep forgetting my house when doing your deliveries then?? Huh, Milkman??

[milkman]

:)

Why do you keep forgetting my house when doing your deliveries then?? Huh, Milkman??

Because 1500 miles is a long ass way to go to make a delivery.

[RedNFeisty]

How about butterscotch pudding and Bavarian cream?

Because, I would probably be eating instead of wrestling...lol

they do that when you choke em

Choke a pussy??

[RedNFeisty]

Because 1500 miles is a long ass way to go to make a delivery.

Fine!

[booger]

Choke a pussy??

yes. stick one hand in her butt and the other in her gina. start clapping and making seal noises.

better known as giving her the angry seal.

[RedNFeisty]

yes. stick one hand in her butt and the other in her gina. start clapping and making seal noises.

better known as giving her the angry seal.

ROFLROFLROFL

How many women do you know who could take your whole hand in her butt???

[Gonzo]

ROFLROFLROFL

How many women do you know who could take your whole hand in her butt???
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[Mr. Flopnuts]

Lumpy told me the other day that Jilly and Red were BOTH a couple of mouthy bitches...


just sayin' :shrug:

ROFL

[milkman]

ROFLROFLROFL

How many women do you know who could take your whole hand in her butt???

What makes you think he actually knows any women?

[RedNFeisty]

hehehe....
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[RedNFeisty]

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Calling bullshit!!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

RNR....kisses baby!!!

Mr. FN....props to you sweetheart!!

Donger...Love the song Darlin!!

Everyone else....thanks for playing!!

:D

[RedNFeisty]

What makes you think he actually knows any women?

That's true, we are talking about Booger from Revenge of the Nerds, right?. :D

[Gonzo]

Calling bullshit!!

Hey, you're right I wasn't counting you.

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[booger]

ROFLROFLROFL

How many women do you know who could take your whole hand in her butt???
i read about it on chiefsplanet that makes it automatically true. lol

you can do it with just fingers too but the most important is the sound





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[Mr. Flopnuts]

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LMAO

This thread totally delivered.

[RedNFeisty]

Hey, you're right I wasn't counting you.

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:D
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Oh, no!!! I can take a lot but not a man's hand! :evil:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Hey, you're right I wasn't counting you.

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:D
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DUCK!!!!!

[booger]

What makes you think he actually knows any women?

shuddup grey pubes

[RedNFeisty]

i read about it on chiefsplanet that makes it automatically true. lol

you can do it with just fingers too but the most important is the sound



If she is wet enough a big dick will do the trick nicely. :)

[booger]

That's true, we are talking about Booger from Revenge of the Nerds, right?. :D

nope, just kinda picked it out.

[milkman]

shuddup grey pubes

I told you to stop staring you prevert!

[Gonzo]

DUCK!!!!!

Sorry floppy. I forgot.

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[booger]

If she is wet enough a big dick will do the trick nicely. :)

makes things a little less akward afterwords too :)

[milkman]

Sorry floppy. I forgot.

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You're a gaper, aren't you?

[RedNFeisty]

nope, just kinda picked it out.

If I ever meet you in person, I will always think of Revenge of the Nerds...lol

I told you to stop staring you prevert!

But, he likes it!!

makes things a little less akward afterwords too :)

Yeah, not sure I would want a woman that could handle a fist in both places. lol

[booger]

I told you to stop staring you prevert!

flopnuts said he found a nudist retirement home where everybody stares. :)

[Gonzo]

You're a gaper, aren't you?

ROFL
That's awesome.
Sorry, Awesome.
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[milkman]

flopnuts said he found a nudist retirement home where everybody stares. :)

I told that boy not to say anything.

[booger]

If I ever meet you in person, I will always think of Revenge of the Nerds...lol

lol don't automatically assume i'm the fella with a finger in his nose. there are many of us.





Yeah, not sure I would want a woman that could handle a fist in both places. lol

better strap a board to your ass you might fall in. like tossing a hot dog down a hallway!

[booger]

I told that boy not to say anything.

ROFL

[RedNFeisty]

You're a gaper, aren't you?

No, he just likes gapers!! ROFL










Sorry, Lumpy, I couldn't resist!!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Sorry floppy. I forgot.

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You will pay.

[RedNFeisty]

better strap a board to your ass you might fall in. like tossing a hot dog down a hallway!

Wow, your ass is that loose??

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I told that boy not to say anything.

Yeah, well, fuck.

[booger]

Thank you

:Peace:

I absolutely love Joss Stone, we may get along after all.

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this chick does a pretty good dusty springfield too.
i'm not picky. i'd stuff both of their burritos.

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[Gonzo]

You will pay.

I knew it before I posted it...

Worth it btw.
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[milkman]

Yeah, well, ****.

Damn kids can't be taught anything by an absent dad.

[booger]

Wow, your ass is that loose??

exit only
no rear entry
hazardous materials

[booger]

Yeah, well, ****.

did you tell him about the always nude, pegged legged cuban granny that runs the place yet?

they are bound to hit it off!

[RedNFeisty]

this chick does a pretty good dusty springfield too.
i'm not picky. i'd stuff both of their burritos.

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She is a hottie, good voice too! But, I love the song, so it would take a lot to screw it up for me.