Watcha gonna doooo when I`m gone

[Over-Head]

No aint leaving the planet, just remembering last night.
Chilliwack played across the street from where i`m staying at a free outdoor concert.
Got back stage talking to hte guys, which I haven`t seen since I used to open for them back in my club days in Halifax.
Been a looooonnnnggggg time 88-89 but they still remembered the night I slipped off teh end of the stage during the lead break to `you got another thing comming by Priest`and finished the song flat on my back atop a broken table.
And yeah, they laughed just as hard about it last night as they did back then.
Like em or not, thoses guys still rock it up.
Brought back some good times of me and my buddy , his red volkswaggon rabbit with a $2000 sound system in it blasting either Chilliwacks Opius X or The Heapins Turn it loud.
Man what a great Canada Day!!!!!:clap::clap::clap:









Happy brithday Canada 143yrs proud!!!!

[Slainte]

Chilliwack played across the street from where i`m staying at a free outdoor concert.

You paid too much...

[RNR]

You paid too much...

Ouch! LMAO

[BigChiefFan]

My gone, gone, gone, she's been gone so long...

[Demonpenz]

SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE YEAH YEAH /Kelly clarkson.

[Sofa King]

GONE LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN, GONE LIKE YESTERDAY /Montgomery Gentry

[ModSocks]

So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm gone

[Demonpenz]

lets talk about sex bay-beeee lets talk about you and me.

[Sofa King]

I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely is a dream
Mama this surely is a dream
Yeah mama this must be my dream

[Demonpenz]

she uses....TANGERINES.

[Sofa King]

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

(Chorus: )
Where he at 4x
There he go 4x
Peanut butter jelly 4x
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 2x

[CHENZ A!]

I don't think ur ready 4 this jelly
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[MoreLemonPledge]

My name is Humpty. Pronounced with an -umpty.

Fuck it, the whole song is lyrical genius.

All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
{Music and fade}

[tonyetony]

Happy b-day Canada just got back from 3 weeks in Lunenburg.....loved every second.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

Happy Canada Day to our good neighbors up north (a day late and a dollar short. Or a loony short if you like)

[Over-Head]

Happy b-day Canada just got back from 3 weeks in Lunenburg.....loved every second.
I know that area well. I was born not too far from there, grew up in "The Valley" (Kentville/New Minas.)
I miss my home provience, but "Da Rock" is where I hang my hat now. :thumb: