Bag on yourself

[Ebolapox]

Tell us about something bad that has happened to you, is happening to you, is going to happen to you, you've made happen, you're making happen, or you're going to make happen.
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bone spur

[blaise]

I'm posting on a message board at 12:15 in the morning.

[KCGridironBeast]

I'm definitely not about to be the fourth person responding to this thread

(I hope)

[KcMizzou]

LMAO

How much time ya got?

I'm going to bed, but seriously... I could write (type) for a while.

[Buck]

The last poop I had took many wipes, at least 20.

[Priest31kc]

LMAO

How much time ya got?

I'm going to bed, but seriously... I could write (type) for a while.

Same here lol

[luv]

LMAO

How much time ya got?

I'm going to bed, but seriously... I could write (type) for a while.

Me too. Right now, I'll be happy when I get to the point where I feel the good outweighs the bad.

[Buehler445]

I'm in Misery for a wedding.

[Discuss Thrower]

Kidney stone as a side affect of a anti-tremor medicine...

... removed my upper front tooth via 45lb weightlifting bar doing a power press....

Slacked off my second semester of college to a sub 2.0 score where everything else has been at least 3.3 or above and made post-graduate options much harder.

[Jewish Rabbi]

I thought it would be a good idea to teabag a bear trap...

[luv]

BTW, you misspelled "definitely" in the OP.

[DaneMcCloud]

I'm going to need laser surgery to repair a muscle in my stomach. I have unbearable acid reflux and it's a major freaking drag.

[FAX]

Uh ... I'd rather bag on somebody else, to be honest.

FAX

[BWillie]

I like the Chiefs

[FAX]

If your acid reflux is bad enough, you might be able to get on disability. Either that, or get a SAG card and become an alien actor who can melt solid metal with your snot.

FAX

[CaliforniaChief]

Oh for the love of God can something Chiefs-related...other than arrests...please happen soon?

[DaneMcCloud]

If your acid reflux is bad enough, you might be able to get on disability.

Unfortunately, not.

Either that, or get a SAG card and become an alien actor who can melt solid metal with your snot.

FAX

And just how do you think I got acid reflux in the first place?

[BossChief]

I don't have a forehead, I have a five head.

[BWillie]

My dick has ruptured a disc in my back

[seclark]

4 toes on my left foot. 6 on my right foot.
as long as i keep my feet together, no one notices.
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[Dayze]

4 toes on my left foot. 6 on my right foot.
as long as i keep my feet together, no one notices.
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ROFL
that's awesome.

[Lonewolf Ed]

I have health insurance through MEGA. Very scary. Very bad.

[Sofa King]

When i have sex, i have to pretend I'm someone else.

[DMAC]

The last poop I had took many wipes, at least 20.Gotta love the Sharpie shit.

[Donger]

I lost my temper yesterday and stoned a baby bunny to death in my yard. Unfortunately, a few of the neighborhood kids came up to play with my kids at the same time and saw the whole thing.

Awkward.

[Ebolapox]

BTW, you misspelled "definitely" in the OP.

hey, it's bag on 'yourself' rather than somebody else.

[Lumpy]

hey, it's bag on 'yourself' rather than somebody else.

IMO, you should have gone w/ "Teabag Yourself" for the thread title. :D

[Ebolapox]

IMO, you should have gone w/ "Teabag Yourself" for the thread title. :D

I considered it, but I was worried it would be moved to the DC forum.

[Lumpy]

I considered it, but I was worried it would be moved to the DC forum.

ROFL

[GoHuge]

The girl I am dating has a 4 year old daughter that is absolutely adorable. I was at her house this weekend and on sunday morning when we woke up we started in on a great morning romp. I'm on top banging away, she is screaming and moaning like hell, and I'm on the verge of a serious toe curling orgasm. I'm less than a minute from unleashing a big time "hello" and all of a sudden I feel something on my back and hear "I wanna play!" We didn't hear the door open and her daughter came and jumped on my back thinking we are playing around and wrestling each other!! I don't have kids so this was a new one to me. It's a good thing we were under the covers when this happened. Then she just wanted to lay in bed with us. Luckily we had out t-shirts on and found our underwear down under the covers. I'm learning the joys of parenthood! After all that and a wasted boner it wasn't too bad though. Just a little embarassed and extremely awkward as I was helping her put her panties on while her daughter was snuggling in between us. Shit :)

[Iowanian]

This week has been a 70's country song.
A relative had tests for something that could be bad. Work car stranded me monday morning, employee quit and took a client with him and I had a bid disqualified because I threw the extras in free instead of listing each with an individual fee....

That said, as bad as my week has been, in perspective to problems other people have here....It's not so bad. I have a job, no one died and my family is fine.

It's easy to feel like the cartoon with the rat stuck in the trap and the others are lined up to have a go at his ass while he's stuck, but saying you're fine leads to feeling fine.

[BWillie]

I have health insurance through MEGA. Very scary. Very bad.

Ouch. I hear their radio commercials on the time and go lol

[MVChiefFan]

I did not make the "most under-rated chiefsplanet member" list. You know, I feel that I get a zinger of a post in at least once every couple of years. I don't know guys, color me surprised.

[ModSocks]

I listened to Insane Clown Posse on my to work this morning.

[Sofa King]

I listened to Insane Clown Posse on my to work this morning.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/blubberbutt69/InsaneClownPosse.png

[The Franchise]

I make babies.....two at a time.

[notorious]

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[Fish]

I got stuck in an elevator this week. Got up to the floor I needed, and it dinged, but the door didn't open. Then the light in the elevator turned off and I was sitting there in total darkness. Bastard construction dudes cut the power and didn't realize the power included the elevator. That was fun for about 15 minutes....