***Royals vs Twins game thread 7-27-10***

[Sure-Oz]

Chen vs Pavano

1-0 twins, alex with a shitty throw that was cutoff

nnesota
D. Span CF 1-1
J. Repko RF 0-1
J. Mauer DH 1-1
D. Young LF 0-0
M. Cuddyer 1B 1-1
D. Valencia 3B 0-0
J.J. Hardy SS 0-0
N. Punto 2B 0-0
D. Butera C 0-0

S. Podsednik LF 0-0
J. Kendall C 0-0
B. Butler 1B 0-0
J. Guillen DH 0-0
R. Ankiel CF 0-0
W. Betemit 3B 0-0
A. Gordon RF 0-0
Y. Betancourt SS 0-0
C. Getz 2B

[BWillie]

22-0 baby. Lets make history tonight.

[Sure-Oz]

2-0 after valencia gets a hit

we are the sox and twins bitches, fucking hate them

[cabletech94]

2-0 after valencia gets a hit

we are the sox and twins bitches, ****ing hate them

i know that "we're" the royals and all.
but what the EFF do the twinkies have on us?
really.
this enquiring mind wants to know. bad.

[SPchief]

Is it Bruce Chen T-shirt night?

[BWillie]

So Joe Mauer goes hitting 8 home runs a season then hits 28, then going to hit about 8 again this year. Hmm

[SPchief]

Guillen looking to hit it to I-70

[SPchief]

Now Guillen swings at a ball that hit the ground before home plate and still manages to foul it off

[SPchief]

And of course Guillen looks at a curveball right down the middle

[Sure-Oz]

Guillen just looking terrible in his AB's fucking get some hits you bitch

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

:facepalm:

Billay

[SPchief]

Billy, you weigh 260 and have no range, you might want to trust the guy behind you there. :banghead:

[petegz28]

AS the year goes on, I become less and less impressed with Butler

[Sure-Oz]

Ankiel looks like he really needs to take a shit

[Sure-Oz]

Gordon with a beautiful fly out

[Sure-Oz]

Listening to gordon on 610 pregame he just sounds like a douche....he also said spring training 'sucked' lol...no professional speak huh? Also said he didnt get too many ab's...cmon alex i still root for you but do something man.

[SPchief]

Where's this power Alex was showing ing AAA?

[Sure-Oz]

Runners at 1st and 2nd no out and we hit 3 straight outs

fml

[Sure-Oz]

Podsednik is no DDJ, what a fucking pretty boy bitch that avoids the wall

[petegz28]

WTF is with Podz??? Any ball near the wall he chokes on

[petegz28]

here we go again

[Sure-Oz]

Twins just know what their doing, even their no name players get clutch hits

[Sure-Oz]

Chen is toast

[petegz28]

Yost chewing their ass.....good

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Chen's sucked donkey dick since his (almost) perfect game

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Nice dig you fat fuck

[Sure-Oz]

Billy still is a below avg 1st baseman

[Sure-Oz]

Chen's sucked donkey dick since his (almost) perfect game

How many pitches did he throw that game, we might have the next meche on our hands

[petegz28]

Sad when the auction is the highlight of the game

[Sure-Oz]

Sad when the auction is the highlight of the game

This shit wouldn't be going on during a yankee game or red sox game....just shows how much of an assclown our team is...just like the commercials showing maybe 1 clip of actual team play and the rest is all fans and the stadium.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

LMAO

Two of the slowest base runners in the history of the universe on

[Sure-Oz]

Trade value increased!11111111111

[SPchief]

Come on Ankiel, raise that value

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Jeezus Ankiel

[SPchief]

doh

[Sure-Oz]

Yeah......royals charities, just cancel the game, how about a bid for that?

[sedated]

why does kendall bat 2nd so fukn much?

[petegz28]

why does kendall bat 2nd so fukn much?

Cause he jacks off Yost daily??

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

why does kendall play so fukn much?


This is the real question

[petegz28]

does Kendall ever take a full swing on purpose?

[ILChief]

The Royals are cursed. They will never be good.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

w00t, there goes the shutout!

[SPchief]

BTW, Split sounds pretty good this game, maybe he's on the way back to being 100%

[Mr. Laz]

Royals have just quit

[SPchief]

Alex Gordon just got a hit

[Sure-Oz]

6-2 comeback time now!11

[SPchief]

Pods extends his streak by blooping one to center

[SPchief]

6-2 comeback time now!11

Nostros Cremos!!!!

[SPchief]

And Kendall is still a steaming pile

[petegz28]

Here comes the Kendall half-swing

[petegz28]

I fucking swear, I have never seen a batter try to guide the ball more than Kendall. Just put a swing on the fucking thing and try to drive it hard somewhere. I get so sick of this shit.

[SPchief]

Shit, Farnsy hurt

[Sure-Oz]

Wow, now farnsworth ensuring he stays a royal by getting hurt now fuck

[Delano]

Oh hai guise.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VVGRffuLCYY/0.jpg

[Sure-Oz]

hosmer just hit his 6th HR since being promoted to AA

[DeezNutz]

Baseball gods don't let GMs get out from under stupid fucking signings.

[SPchief]

And the ALL STAR goes down looking silly

[Sure-Oz]

Hosmer's was off of a lefty as well, a 3 run shot and 6th in 12 games. #beast

[DeezNutz]

8.6fucking7?

[Sure-Oz]

8.6****ing7?

Victor Marte has no business in the majors

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Banny pitching a day game tomorrow

Twins are d00med11!!111

[DeezNutz]

This series sucks so much ass that Fever is talking about some old dude in the Twins dugout.

And the really fucking sad thing is that the stories are 10 times more interesting than the game.

[Sure-Oz]

Paul and Ryan have to bs everynight during this shit

[Sure-Oz]

This series sucks so much ass that Fever is talking about some old dude in the Twins dugout.

And the really ****ing sad thing is that the stories are 10 times more interesting than the game.

This stretch we've had since the end of the 1st half is just absolute Royals...seriously...

The injury to DDJ that wouldve made the trade deadline something to look forward to, and we are just playing horrible baseball all around.

[Delano]

http://stickandballguy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/well-played-mauer.jpg

[Sure-Oz]

Farnsy's time of the month, he's having cramps #injuryavoided

[DeezNutz]

Cramps sidelined Farnsworth. Tough guy.

Relievers are fucking shit. Where's Crow, the advanced college arm with a year of "professional" experience? Oh yeah, he fucking sucks, too.

Sweet.

[Delano]

This series sucks so much ass that Fever is talking about some old dude in the Twins dugout.

And the really fucking sad thing is that the stories are 10 times more interesting than the game.

Who dat?

[SPchief]

this is getting hard to watch

[Delano]

Nice job on the OP updating, Shiraz.

[SPchief]

Now Tejada is just throwing up BP

[petegz28]

this is just fucking sad

[Delano]

42 runs in three games.

ROFL

[Sure-Oz]

Yeah i think at this point you put a position player to pitch

[DeezNutz]

Who dat?

No clue. Used to be the equipment manager or something. Old, old, old looking. But apparently he's a very cool guy and sort of a fixture in the organization.

"Big fella."

[Sure-Oz]

Outscored 30-3 in 16.2 innings fuck me

[Sure-Oz]

We've given up 78 runs in the last 8 games as well

[Delano]

No clue. Used to be the equipment manager or something. Old, old, old looking. But apparently he's a very cool guy and sort of a fixture in the organization.

"Big fella."

Sweet fuckin' stache guy?

[tk13]

Well, on the bright side, they still haven't scored more than 30 runs the last two days.

And, Marte's ERA is still under 10.

[SPchief]

Dusty Hughes in to save the day!

[SPchief]

good job Betiment!

[Sure-Oz]

LMAO this is an absolute embarrasement of a franchise, fucking WOW

[Delano]

Never fear, Nicky Punto to save the Royals' bullpen.

[SPchief]

We stopped them!

[DeezNutz]

This is the kind of quit job that costs jobs.

[SPchief]

Sweet Betiment, we're down 9 and you're swinging for the fences

[DeezNutz]

Telling stories about the late 70s...

Don't forget that tomorrow is Buck Night, with free bobbleheads.

[Sure-Oz]

This is the kind of quit job that costs jobs.

Be nice to get rid of the garbage about now, farnsy, guillen, pods, ankiel, just call up kila and someone with a pulse

[DeezNutz]

Good AB by Gordon here.

[Sure-Oz]

Gordon with his warning track power, wtf

[DeezNutz]

Be nice to get rid of the garbage about now, farnsy, guillen, pods, ankiel, just call up kila and someone with a pulse

Pretty much time for all of us to forget about Kila, since Moore clearly has.

[tk13]

The other question is did the team pack it in after we dumped Callaspo. We've been outscored 63-18 since the trade.

Actually, that was also the day DeJesus got hurt, isn't it? That didn't help either.

[DeezNutz]

This team is playing to its talent. It's the amazing consequence of a disastrous rotation, shaky bullpen, and anemic lineup.

[siberian khatru]

C'mon, guys, were still just a good two weeks and a day away from being in first place.

[Mecca]

At least this should prove to the Royals it's time to trade guys instead of that dumbshit about them somehow thinking they were a contender.

[Sure-Oz]

we're a starter away!1111

[DeezNutz]

At least this should prove to the Royals it's time to trade guys instead of that dumbshit about them somehow thinking they were a contender.

They can trade Pods, Greinke, or Soria. Butler wouldn't bring enough to offset his value to the club.

[SPchief]

This is where the team could come out with some marketing strategy, something like a rally lion

[tk13]

They can trade Pods, Greinke, or Soria. Butler wouldn't bring enough to offset his value to the club.

Given how stingy most GM's are nowadays... I'm not confident any of those guys aside from Pods will do bring back enough. That's leaving DM completely out of the picture... just the way teams protect the type of prospects guys like Soria and Greinke would've brought a decade ago. Maybe they'll prove me wrong.

[DeezNutz]

Given how stingy most GM's are nowadays... I'm not confident any of those guys aside from Pods will do bring back enough. That's leaving DM completely out of the picture... just the way teams protect the type of prospects guys like Soria and Greinke would've brought a decade ago. Maybe they'll prove me wrong.

This is a good point. Teams have definitely become more market savvy. That said, if the Soria-to-NY rumors were true and Dayton rejected that offer, my "love" for him grows ever stronger.

[Sure-Oz]

Great night for the Royals according to the post game they got $22,000 for their charities, fuck david glass can fart out more money

[Sure-Oz]

Twins lead the league in hitting now, go royals