If you could have sex with any one woman throughout history...

[RealSNR]

...who would it be?

Adjust the woman/man/person part of the question to your preference.

Can be alive or dead. Everybody and anybody who exists or has ever existed is a player.

Also, please assume that you aren't married at the moment.

[Jewish Rabbi]

YOUR MOTHER

[Jewish Rabbi]

No, I am not a redrum mult.

[Lumpy]

Ryan Reynolds

[DaneMcCloud]

Ryan Reynolds


Gonzo's doppelganger?


Very interesting.

:D

[Buck]

Kirstie Tynes

[HoneyBadger]

I'd prefer her to be alive....

[CrazyPhuD]

Queen Elizabeth the first, who wouldn't want to take a Queen's virginity?

[michaelj_58]

pamela anderson when she was 20

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

pamela anderson when she was 20

This!

[Fritz88]

This!

She probably looked fuglier even then
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[Fritz88]

Scarlett Johanson
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[Fritz88]

Ryan Reynolds

I got his wife
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[Munson]

Marilyn Monroe

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQfmB-AzTxVHDbWLmNmrAE6Ihk0FQfQS04qFft0iRiQ4QTgtaQ&t=1&usg=__TklpY4HeGkutL4szoz-aOTXdWow=

[SnakeXJones]

Sophia Loren or Raquel Welch( in their prime of course) sorry I can't choose just one

[Pushead2]

Shakira...

[Tribal Warfare]

Cindy Crawford or Adriana Lima ( of course)

[beach tribe]

Angelina from the movie Hackers.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Cameron Diaz when she played in "The Mask"...she made my tummy feel funny...

[Gary]

Oprah...awe to be Oprah's baby daddy.

[FAX]

Good question, Mr. SNR. After significant consideration and an erection test, I have to declare that it's a three-way tie ... or just a three way ... with Eve, Helen of Troy, and Lady Godiva.

Eve was perfection incarnate.
Helen of Troy was beauty incarnate.
Lady Godiva made great chocolate incarnate.

FAX

[NewChief]

Cleopatra. Exotic, bad girl who must have been hella good in the sack.

[burt]

Brooke Burke

[Crush]

Delta Burke (early Designing Women era) or Jean Smart (early Designing Women era). I would like to change my answer to both at the same time.

[LaChapelle]

neanderthal women
they all got to come to the stream to drink sometime

[siberian khatru]

Jacqueline Bisset

[KCUnited]

Eve. I'd be all y'alls daddy.

[Lonewolf Ed]

Sophia Vergara.

[CHENZ A!]

Eva Mendez
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[Crush]

If the Designing Women threesome falls through, then I would like to pick possessed Sigourney Weaver from Ghostbusters.

[Frazod]

Cleopatra. Exotic, bad girl who must have been hella good in the sack.

I've seen a couple of History Channel pieces on her - in real life she was a butterface at best.

But apparently quite skilled. :D



For my choice? Helen of Troy. Nobody knows what she looked like, but she must have been hot. And if she wasn't, I'll take present day Diane Kruger. :thumb:

[Sofa King]

Cleopatra. Exotic, bad girl who must have been hella good in the sack.

WTF!!! that was my choice!!! i never thought someone would pick her...


damn.... and i seen Adriana Lima was already taken.... and Eva Mendez.



well considering who has been taken.. My choice is a toss up between..



Mila Kunis

http://scifibloggers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Hot-Mila-KUnis.jpg



and Emmanuelle Chriqui

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/emmanuelle-chriqui-picture_314x4191.jpg

[Gonzo]

Ryan Reynolds

Damn, I was going to take the sweet route and say you...

I'm surprised you didn't go with the chick off of the PBS Sprout show.
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[RJ]

Damn, I was going to take the sweet route and say you...

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I'd hit it.

[gblowfish]

Body Heat era Kathleen Turner.

[Frosty]

There are a lot of choices out there but I have always had a thing for Paradise era Phoebe Cates so that would be my choice.

[wutamess]

Kobe Thai... That freakin asian pornstar spinner just does it for me for some reason.

[DJ's left nut]

Kobe Thai... That freakin asian pornstar spinner just does it for me for some reason.

If by "for some reason" you mean "you could put a jackhammer between that girls legs and she'd simply scream for more", I think you're onto something.

That girl could take some punishment...

[Lumpy]

Damn, I was going to take the sweet route and say you...

I'm surprised you didn't go with the chick off of the PBS Sprout show.
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Oh, Gonzo... read the OP... "Also, please assume that you aren't married at the moment".

As far as the chick on PBS, meh, she's just ok. If I were to go for having relations w/ a chick, Amy Lee would be my only choice. It would be like having sex w/ myself, (only a goth version). Heh. (Sofa King knows what I'm talkin' about). ;)

[luv]

Ryan Reynolds

Hmmm. Very nice answer.

[Lumpy]

Hmmm. Very nice answer.

http://blog.taragana.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ryan-reynolds3.jpg

[big nasty kcnut]

Ok it would be danni boatwright or kelli mccarthy former miss usa and soap star now porn star. For athletic i would choose jennie finch or jackie stiles or kerri walsh

[Sofa King]

Oh, Gonzo... read the OP... "Also, please assume that you aren't married at the moment".

As far as the chick on PBS, meh, she's just ok. If I were to go for having relations w/ a chick, Amy Lee would be my only choice. It would be like having sex w/ myself, (only a goth version). Heh. (Sofa King knows what I'm talkin' about). ;)

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo266/syarif_09/amy-lee.jpg


I hear ya!

[Dayze]

hmmm...maybe Phoebe Cates

[Pioli Zombie]

I was going to say Anne Frank to be funny but thats just sick and then I was going to say Jackie Kennedy in the blood stained pink dress but that's just sick so I'll say Bea Arthur. I like them tall.
For real it would be Jennifer and Courtney. Now. I like them 40ish.

[TrebMaxx]

Mid 80's Kathy Ireland, although I would still hit the current version. Just always had a thing for her.

[Chazno]

Kathy Ireland

Doh- thats funny. I'd actually forgotten her name and was looking it up on IMDB when Treb posted.

[Sofa King]

ohhh, Jennifer Connelly.... that would be another good one..



http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O3F0fH5AGXQ/SHcnMXvCsjI/AAAAAAAACjc/QyILKJTYwwA/s400/Jennifer-Connelly_black+and+white_less_top.jpg

http://images.allposters.com/images/54/039_19286.jpg

http://www.mediabistro.com/galleycat/original/jennifer-connelly.jpg

[Pioli Zombie]

Betty White. In the mouth.

[Donger]

That's a hard one. Probably Sophie Marceau.

[KC Dan]

Sweet Natalie

[DJ's left nut]

Monica Belucci

Girl was built for that kind of thing.

[Pioli Zombie]

Eleanor Roosevelt. Hot smokin bitch.

[luv]

Laz

[Frazod]

Jennifer Connelly (80s version) is a good call.

Another one that made me crazy is Terri Garber, who most people won't know. In the 80s mini-series North and South, she played Patrick Swayze's evil sister. I never saw her in anything else. God she was gorgeous, especially in all those southern belle costumes. :drool:

[DJ's left nut]

Jennifer Connelly (80s version) is a good call.

Another one that made me crazy is Terri Garber, who most people won't know. In the 80s mini-series North and South, she played Patrick Swayze's evil sister. I never saw her in anything else. God she was gorgeous, especially in all those southern belle costumes. :drool:

speaking of obscure Teri's.

Teri Garr during Young Frankenstein:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_khzbhqaAgM4/SyKRg2fOPGI/AAAAAAABBPA/vMvJNwglZsw/s320/inga.jpg

Time was not kind, but that was one hell of a prime she had.

[Frazod]

speaking of obscure Teri's.

Teri Garr during Young Frankenstein:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_khzbhqaAgM4/SyKRg2fOPGI/AAAAAAABBPA/vMvJNwglZsw/s320/inga.jpg

Time was not kind, but that was one hell of a prime she had.

Time was kind to her for a long time, though. She's old enough that she was in an episode of the original Star Trek, and looked pretty good through the 90s.

Not everybody can be Dawn Wells.

[gblowfish]

Eleanor Roosevelt. Hot smokin bitch.

She'd ignore you. She was gay.

[Frosty]

speaking of obscure Teri's.

Teri Garr during Young Frankenstein:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_khzbhqaAgM4/SyKRg2fOPGI/AAAAAAABBPA/vMvJNwglZsw/s320/inga.jpg

Time was not kind, but that was one hell of a prime she had.

Nice. I had a thing for her, too, even though she probably wouldn't be considered a "classic beauty".

[Crush]

ohhh, Jennifer Connelly.... that would be another good one..

Indeed.


Jennifer Connelly riding a Electric Horse (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=6835097)
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[Bearcat]

If you could have sex with any one woman throughout history...

Yes.

[DBOSHO]

jessica alba.

[gblowfish]

I like Teri Garr too, although I don't know if you'd say she's a world class beauty queen.

She's got a great sense of humor. Her dad was a comedian, and her mom was a dancer and a theater costume designer. She's from Cleveland. She was a go-go dancer in Elvis movies, and was in the Monkees Cult movie "Head" in the 1960's. And of course, in "Young Frankenstein."

She held up very well, I think this photo was taken when she was in her late 40's. She has MS, and her health has slowed her down in the last few years.

She'd be the kind of girl you could love for her beauty and her mind.

[The Elder]

Raquel Welch. Nuff said

[ClevelandBronco]

...Also, please assume that you aren't married at the moment.

But then we can't do it.

[CosmicPal]

Jill Wagner

The qualities I look for in a woman are intelligence and a great sense of humor. Add in the fact that Jill is so freaking hot, and I'd be more than happy to sacrifice my life and worldly possessions just to make whoopie with her. :D

http://buyingabeerfor.draftmag.com/files/2009/06/jill.jpg

Alternate choice (Should Jill not return my calls)

Zooey Deschanel

Other than boobs, the eyes and a great smile are turn-ons for me; and Zooey has both of them. She's charming, yet mischievous.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/zooey-deschanel/pictures/zooey-deschanel-picture-1.jpg

[btlook1]

Virginia Madsen in her prime of course....not the hottest but really has that look for me.

[Simply Red]

Some bitch I saw at Whole Foods today.

[SDChiefs]

Buck hasn't shown up yet. Must be in Hillcrest trying to decide.

[CosmicPal]

She'd be the kind of girl you could love for her beauty and her mind.

I always thought of her as the 'girl next door' type who was funny, willing to try anything, and could hang with the guys. The girl that was not only pretty, but a whole lot of fun.

[Dayze]

great calls on Jennifer Connelly and Virgina Madsen.

[Goldmember]

Pussy Galore, because of her name

[LaChapelle]

Eve would be a nice notch

[SDChiefs]

Eve would be a nice notch

The rapper?

[Shag]

and Emmanuelle Chriqui

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/emmanuelle-chriqui-picture_314x4191.jpg

Yes, please. That is one of the greatest photos of all time...

[rambleonthruthefog]

cleopatra........heard she was a freak

[Donger]

Oh, and maybe Joan of Arc and Selma Hayek.

[Buck]

Buck hasn't shown up yet. Must be in Hillcrest trying to decide.

I was the 6th post of the thread n00b. And ftr I'm sitting at Lindbergh waiting to board my plane.
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[El Jefe]

I was the 6th post of the thread n00b. And ftr I'm sitting at Lindbergh waiting to board my plane.
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Where you headed to?

[Sofa King]

Karen McDougal.... Was PMOY in late 90's i believe, 98?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/wyclefdoug23/karen_mcdougal_image_6_big.jpg

http://www.nicewallpapers.info/pics/Celebrities/karen-mcdougal/karen-mcdougal_000.jpg

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/296/9b-karen2.jpg

[luv]

http://blog.taragana.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ryan-reynolds3.jpg

Nummy.

[DJ's left nut]

I'd tear this up:

http://everyoneslife.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/virgin-mary-5.jpg



{dodges lightening bolt}

[Amnorix]

So I've thought about it and had several non-starter posts because I can't choose. I continue to be unable to choose, so my list would be Natalie Wood, Brooke Burke, Bo Derek, Stacy Keibler and a former model named Mindy Farrar, for the simple reason that one particular picture in a magazine many years ago was, erm, very appealing.

[wutamess]

That freaking Sarah Silverman does it for me for some reason also.
Kim Catrell I've always had a crush on.
I bet they're kinkier than all get out.

[Frazod]

Apollonia from Purple Rain would do nicely, as well.

[Donger]

Apollonia from Purple Rain would do nicely, as well.

Ummmm, Vanity. And I'm talking circa The Last Dragon, not crack whore.

[Frazod]

Ummmm, Vanity. And I'm talking circa The Last Dragon, not crack whore.

Hot, but Apollonia blows her away.

[luv]

http://blog.taragana.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ryan-reynolds3.jpg

1. I just wanted his pics in another quote. :)

2. While he has a nice body, his face is what does it for me. He's more "cute" than "hot". I love cute.

Anyway...

Nummy.

[Donger]

1. I just wanted his pics in another quote. :)

2. While he has a nice body, his face is what does it for me. He's more "cute" than "hot". I love cute.

Anyway...

Nummy.

$10 says he's gay.

[Donger]

Hot, but Apollonia blows her away.

Too man-ish looking for me.

[Frazod]

Too man-ish looking for me.

:spock:

[Donger]

:spock:

Okay, maybe not man-ish but more "hard" looking, if you know what I mean.

[Frazod]

Okay, maybe not man-ish but more "hard" looking, if you know what I mean.

Uh, no.

[RedNFeisty]

Katherine Hepburn

[BigMeatballDave]

Salma Hayek

[RedNFeisty]

Dewayne Johnson... :evil:

[Radar Chief]

Cleopatra. Exotic, bad girl who must have been hella good in the sack.


Helen of Troy was beauty incarnate.

FAX

^ This and that. These chicks mesmerized some powerful men so you know they had some golden poon between those legs.

[Sofa King]

Katherine Hepburn

I actually thought of Audrey Hepburn at one point.

this picture is awesome.

http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/hepburn_0119.jpg

[Donger]

Lauren Bacall. Yummy.

[BigMeatballDave]

$10 says he's gay.Not likely, hes married to Scarlett Johansson...

[BIG_DADDY]

Karen McDougal.... Was PMOY in late 90's i believe, 98?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/wyclefdoug23/karen_mcdougal_image_6_big.jpg

http://www.nicewallpapers.info/pics/Celebrities/karen-mcdougal/karen-mcdougal_000.jpg

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/296/9b-karen2.jpg

She was friggen incredible. Nice call.

[Donger]

Not likely, hes married to Scarlett Johansson...

That was a joke.

[JohnnyV13]

Allison Stokke

http://www.whattofix.com/images/AllisonStokke4.jpg

http://m.blog.hu/wi/witch-ironman/image/waite79.jpg

[Amnorix]

I actually thought of Audrey Hepburn at one point.

this picture is awesome.

http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/hepburn_0119.jpg


Audrey Hepburn is very beautiful and possibly the woman throughout history that I might most want to marry. But for just sex...

[BigMeatballDave]

http://www.bitterwallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/salma-hayek-8.jpg
http://www.salmahayek.in/uploads/images/Salma-Hayek-Pics/Salma_Hayek-beach.jpg

[Donger]

Gawd, I do love a nice set of hips.

[BigMeatballDave]

That was a joke.I'm aware that you were being facetious about that. People always joke about fit, goodlooking men being gay. Its a stereotype, but its also true. I was just posting useless info about him being married. :)

[ClevelandBronco]

I still haven't decided but I know one thing for double damn sure: If I had to pick one woman (other than my wife) she wouldn't come from the field of entertainment or I'd probably end up strangling the bitch in her sleep.

[RedNFeisty]

I actually thought of Audrey Hepburn at one point.

this picture is awesome.

http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/hepburn_0119.jpg

Audrey was a beauty!! However, I like the roughness Katherine had about her.

[Simply Red]

$10 says he's gay.

oh god, another one of 'YOU' -- can't care for yourself w/o being gay, great logic. Seems to fit right in w/ the camarrowheads. :rolling eyes:

[BIG_DADDY]

Karen McDougall was hot. I would have to say Brooke Richards is right up there too.

http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/1315/Brooke_Richards.jpg

Special consideration for Shauna Sands and Kim Paul.

[Quesadilla Joe]

http://www.candistar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/camerondiaz.jpg

[Donger]

oh god, another one of 'YOU' -- can't care for yourself w/o being gay, great logic. Seems to fit right in w/ the camarrowheads. :rolling eyes:

Keep reading, swishy.

[BigMeatballDave]

http://www.candistar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/camerondiaz.jpg

LMAO OMG the fucking irony!!!

[Donger]

Woman that you'd like to spank first and then have sex with?

Julia Roberts.

[Quesadilla Joe]

LMAO OMG the ****ing irony!!!

I don't get it.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Like I said earlier, Cameron Diaz, when she was in THe Mask:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfjuZVG4wGM

This one's pretty hot...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkQYbIc6zUw

[Donger]

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NSFW

[niblet]

Helen.

[BigMeatballDave]

I don't get it.She's a horseface

[Simply Red]

Keep reading, swishy.

:LOL::banghead:

[Stewie]

http://www.otrstreet.com/Hollywood_Photos/Ann%20Margret.jpg

[siberian khatru]

a former model named Mindy Farrar, for the simple reason that one particular picture in a magazine many years ago was, erm, very appealing.

OMG, I don't believe this.

She's one of my all-time favs. Talk about obscure.

I KNEW there was a reason I liked you, Amno.

[Sofa King]

She's a horseface


:spock:

[BigMeatballDave]

:spock:

:spock: all you want dude. She's barely mildly attractive. To each his own...

[Simply Red]

Jennifer Love Hewitt is EXTREMELY overrated, she looks like some DNA experimental version on Joan River's daughter, plus her head is WAY big - for her body. Not to mention her shitty UNNATURAL hair-dye, which is incredibly obvious. Not a fan, and do NOT get the attraction by/from America. TBH: ... I'd rather **** a collie.

[BIG_DADDY]

Woman that you'd like to spank first and then have sex with?

Julia Roberts.

I would have to run with a young Pam Anderson on that one. Hell I can't even find her young pictures these days.

[BIG_DADDY]

cept this

http://www.vivagoal.com/images/wallpapers/pamela-anderson-4.jpg

[blaise]

Jennifer Aniston in the first year of friends.

[Amnorix]

Jennifer Love Hewitt is EXTREMELY overrated, she looks like some DNA experimental version on Joan River's daughter, plus her head is WAY big - for her body. Not to mention her shitty UNNATURAL hair-dye, which is incredibly obvious. Not a fan, and do NOT get the attraction by/from America. TBH: ... I'd rather **** a collie.

Look, she's not on my list, and she's got a flabby butt now, but when she was young she was fresh-faced, had a cheerful fun personality, thin, with a "D" rack or whatever. Yeah, God forbid. I'd rather do a dog. :rolleyes:


http://fcbahistory.pbworks.com/f/Jennifer%20Love%20Hewitt%2003.jpg

[Simply Red]

Look, she's not on my list, and she's got a flabby butt now, but when she was young she was fresh-faced, had a cheerful fun personality, thin, with a "D" rack or whatever. Yeah, God forbid. I'd rather do a dog. :rolleyes:


http://fcbahistory.pbworks.com/f/Jennifer%20Love%20Hewitt%2003.jpg

Say what you will, It's my opinion, Did you happen to catch her mongloid headed ass on Leno last week? ... yeah, she's gnarly looking to me. BTW: The Dog joke, was just that.

[Simply Red]

if you look at her whole profile she's a 6.5. It's almost factual.

[Coogs]

Charlie's Angels of the late 70's and early 80's. Farrah Fawcett, Jaclyn Smith, Kate Jackson, Cheryl Ladd, and Tanya Roberts. Smokin' hot set of ladies.

http://www.cybertown.com/ffposter.html

[Donger]

I didn't know that JLH even had a head, let alone that it is large.

[BIG_DADDY]

Look, she's not on my list, and she's got a flabby butt now, but when she was young she was fresh-faced, had a cheerful fun personality, thin, with a "D" rack or whatever. Yeah, God forbid. I'd rather do a dog. :rolleyes:


http://fcbahistory.pbworks.com/f/Jennifer%20Love%20Hewitt%2003.jpg

I should add I that all the women I named I would prefer having hit on their 18th B-day. :evil:

[RedNFeisty]

http://blog.taragana.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ryan-reynolds3.jpg

Damn, he does look yummy!!!:drool:

[MOhillbilly]

nsfw
http://www.freeweb.hu/playmate/html/6812.html

[dirk digler]

Too many to choose from but Emmanuelle Chriqui, Sofia Vergara, or this
http://s4.tinypic.com/14n3hxv.jpg

[Stewie]

nsfw
http://www.freeweb.hu/playmate/html/6812.html

Man the torpedoes!

[Donger]

nsfw
http://www.freeweb.hu/playmate/html/6812.html

My God, the girl is deformed.

[gblowfish]

LMAO OMG the ****ing irony!!!

Where's her hair gel?

[swayy07]

betty page MOTHA TRUCKAS well really it would have to be eva mendes she is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot

[Frosty]

Showing my age here, but I just thought of another one.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6100000/Barbara-Eden-as-Jeannie-i-dream-of-jeannie-6161331-450-597.jpg

[Slayer Diablo]

Hmmm...I'll go with the theory that says god is a woman. Talk about your heavenly sex...and when she gets pregnant, the baby goes to a pure-of-heart virgin on Earth. o:-)

[MOhillbilly]

Hmmm...I'll go with the theory that says god is a woman. Talk about your heavenly sex...and when she gets pregnant, the baby goes to a pure-of-heart virgin on Earth. o:-)

virgin alert^

[sedated]

I think its impossible to pick just one.

Elisha Cuthbert is still one of my favs, but before she got ridden by half the NHL.

[Barret]

Not to Threadjack or anything but.....

I know that we have had the Hero Olympics and the Villain Olympics. Why not a "who would you bang" Olympics???

Keep it to 64 women
You must have a "time frame" that she is bangable in (ie 1980 to 1984)
The picture that you present can show skin but has to conform to the Lounge Section of CP so as to be Ok for the kiddies.

[BigMeatballDave]

Jennifer Aniston in the first year of friends.Shit. She's hotter than most women half her age at her current age of 41.

[Sofa King]

Not to Threadjack or anything but.....

I know that we have had the Hero Olympics and the Villain Olympics. Why not a "who would you bang" Olympics???

Keep it to 64 women
You must have a "time frame" that she is bangable in (ie 1980 to 1984)
The picture that you present can show skin but has to conform to the Lounge Section of CP so as to be Ok for the kiddies.

something like this would have to take place after the other polls are finished, and it would have to be run by rain main, or even GoChiefs...

And more of a "hottest woman ever" poll..




EDIT: for some reason this sounds familiar... didn't we already do this a few years back???

[RedNFeisty]

Shit. She's hotter than most women half her age at her current age of 41.

That is no lie.

[CosmicPal]

Not to Threadjack or anything but.....

I know that we have had the Hero Olympics and the Villain Olympics. Why not a "who would you bang" Olympics???

Keep it to 64 women
You must have a "time frame" that she is bangable in (ie 1980 to 1984)
The picture that you present can show skin but has to conform to the Lounge Section of CP so as to be Ok for the kiddies.

No more Olympics...please! They take up half the front page of the forum.

[Slayer Diablo]

virgin alert^

^mischarge discharge^

[Pioli Zombie]

When Victoria Justice turns 18

[Hammock Parties]

Kristy Swanson, Buffy era.

http://cinema-tv.corriere.it/multimedia/cinema/2009/8759/buffy01.jpg

http://angel.fcpages.com/images/btvs-buffy.jpg

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:QuQ1sP_558RuaM:http://lh5.ggpht.com/xoxobabes/SH8wWuK3vVI/AAAAAAAAHZE/ORRss89FkEw/s400/ksu8.jpg&t=1

[Quesadilla Joe]

I am really not a fan of blondes, I'm more of brunette kind of guy but this is the second chick on my list.

http://topnews.in/light/files/Christine%20Taylor.jpg

Ben Stiller's wife

[RealSNR]

Would you guys ever go dark and evil? Like... Eva Braun or somebody like that?

[SnakeXJones]

I am gonna add Charlize Theron


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1348/1093390113_60442facf8.jpg

[sedated]

Kristy Swanson, Buffy era.

She is still a hottie.

She's up there with Elizabeth Shue

[CosmicPal]

I am gonna add Charlize Theron


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1348/1093390113_60442facf8.jpg

Ohhhhh yeah. Another intelligent, hip, down-to-earth, and funny chick who is soooooooooooo hot. :drool:

I remember seeing her on Letterman one night and he asked her what she did over the weekend and she replied something like, "Oh, just sat around the grill having a couple of ice cold beers with friends." :thumb:

[RJ]

I am really not a fan of blondes, I'm more of brunette kind of guy but this is the second chick on my list.

http://topnews.in/light/files/Christine%20Taylor.jpg

Ben Stiller's wife


I don't know who she is but she sure is purty.

[sedated]

I don't know who she is but she sure is purty.

she used to be on the Nickelodeon show "Hey Dude" but she denies it.

she was also in "Wedding Singer", and Ben Stiller stuff like "Dodgeball"

[CosmicPal]

I don't know who she is but she sure is purty.

It says right there: Ben Stiller's wife!

Jeezus.

:D

[CosmicPal]

she used to be on the Nickelodeon show "Hey Dude" but she denies it.

She was the girl in Dodgeball. The one who joined the losers. Not that awful looking neanderthal woman with wooden teeth.

[boogblaster]

Bak during the 80s I wanted Linda Evans ... since then anyone under 30 looks good ...

[Buehler445]

I am gonna add Charlize Theron


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1348/1093390113_60442facf8.jpg

This is one of my favorites.
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[teedubya]

I think I'd like to fuck Jessica Alba. K... thanks in advance.

[BigRichard]

I am really not a fan of blondes, I'm more of brunette kind of guy but this is the second chick on my list.

http://topnews.in/light/files/Christine%20Taylor.jpg

Ben Stiller's wife

She was also Marsha in the Brady Bunch movie. She is absolutely smokin hot.

[Phobia]

80's Linda Hamilton drove me wild.

[chiefzilla1501]

Babs

[philfree]

Hellen of Troy. Just to see what all the fuss was about.

PhilFree:arrow:

[SCTrojan]

If I had to choose one, it would be Grace Kelly.

[DJ's left nut]

I would bang John Mozeliak's wife.

Then I'd send him pictures of the dirty sanchez I gave her.

[Demonpenz]

eve LMAO the rapper? This thread is surprise win!

[Rain Man]

This question paralyzes me with thought.

Assuming my wife isn't in play (even if we weren't married), my top ten would be (in reverse order):

10. An petite intern I worked with back in my first year in the defense industry who had the best jawline I've ever seen.
9. Farrah Fawcett
8. Halle Berry
7. Salma Hayek
6. Winona Ryder
5. A delightfully built East Indian woman I went to college with.
4. Nicole Kidman
3. A delightfully well-built Vietnamese woman I went to college with.
2. The stunning and slender brunette homecoming queen of my high school graduating class
1. 1980s Victoria Principal

[Braincase]

Too many to pick from, but I'd like to start with an early 60's era Honor Blackman.

[teedubya]

Too many to pick from, but I'd like to start with an early 60's era Honor Blackman.

You want to get on a black man? NTTIAWWT :thailor:

[Duck Dog]

3. Christina Applegate
2. Phoebe Cates
1.Jaclyn Smith

[Bwana]

80's Linda Hamilton drove me wild.

In the 80's yes but now DAMN!

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/linda-hamilton-51.jpg (http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/linda-hamilton-51.jpg)

[rockymtnchief]

Pre-Rick Okasek, Paulina.
http://images.fashionmodeldirectory.com/model/000000065030-paulina_porizkova-fullsize.jpg
http://www.makli.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/paulina-porizkova2.jpg

[Vette on Route 66]

Snooki

[Buehler445]

Lots of good ones.

Charlize Theron and Mila Kunis do it for me. Femke Janssen is another good one. Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly have to be considered.

My new contributions are Yvonne Strahovski (rediculously hot ass gorgeous girl from Chuck).

http://www.goremasternews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Yvonne-Strahovski.jpg

I'd like to add Julianne Moore. This thread needs more classy redheads.
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/03/01-07/julianne-moore-2.jpg

[Demonpenz]

moore looks like shit on 30 rock, but i mean, she is old

[JD10367]

Erin Gray circa "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century". No contest for me.

[Buehler445]

moore looks like shit on 30 rock, but i mean, she is old

In her prime she was fanfuckingtastic.

[Phobia]

Marilyn Monroe

Have you seen her recently?

http://www.dappercadaver.com/images/skeleton_corpse_17.jpg.thumb_popupprod_info_480x640_2ce1dd8e.jpg

[Crush]

In the 80's yes but now DAMN!

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3163/robotmustdelete.jpg

[Phobia]

In the 80's yes but now DAMN!

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/linda-hamilton-51.jpg (http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/linda-hamilton-51.jpg)

I've seen that. The woman is only 51. I'm not certain I believe that.

[Hammock Parties]

Linda has always looked a little strung out.

http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/linda-hamilton.jpg

[Phobia]

I like a woman who looks like she could go toe to toe with me.

[WildTurkey]

Lots of good ones.

Charlize Theron and Mila Kunis do it for me. Femke Janssen is another good one. Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly have to be considered.

My new contributions are Yvonne Strahovski (rediculously hot ass gorgeous girl from Chuck).

http://www.goremasternews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Yvonne-Strahovski.jpg

I'd like to add Julianne Moore. This thread needs more classy redheads.
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/03/01-07/julianne-moore-2.jpg


Yes Yvonne Strahovski is a great choice, and her accent makes her even hotter

[Hammock Parties]

I like a woman who looks like she could go toe to toe with me.

You prefer strung out crazy bitch Linda to soft, ultra 80s hair and damsel in distress Linda?

http://www.duckydoestv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/linda_hamilton1.jpg