Tebow Signs

[ModSocks]

Tebow Signs

Broncos agreed to terms with No. 25 overall pick QB Tim Tebow on a five-year, $33 million deal, including $8.7 million guaranteed.

[rambleonthruthefog]

thank god!

[the Talking Can]

praise the lord!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

thank god!

LMAO

Wow. 33-big for that POS? And is Cassel worth almost twice that? Well, there's still pretty much one single, lone, legit QB in the AFC West, and he ain't playin' for us, Denver, or teh Faid.

Sadness...:shake:

[KCUnited]

To the Ark!

[Mr. Laz]

teeboner got paid ... although the guarenteed isn't crazy


1.8 - Rolando McClain, LB, Alabama - Signed - 5-years, $40M ($23M guaranteed)
1.19 - Sean Weatherspoon, LB, Missouri - Signed - 5-years, $17.5M max ($10.5M guaranteed)
1.24 - Dez Bryant, WR, Oklahoma State - Signed - 5-years, $11.8M ($8.375M guaranteed)
1.25 - Tim Tebow, QB, Florida - Agreed to Terms - 5-years, $33M max ($8.7M guaranteed)
1.28 - Jared Odrick, DE, Penn State - Signed - 5-years, $13.07M max; ($7.133M guaranteed)

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

To the Ark!

I literally just spit my drink.LMAO

[ModSocks]

teeboner got paid ...

1.8 - Rolando McClain, LB, Alabama - Signed - 5-years, $40M ($23M guaranteed)
1.19 - Sean Weatherspoon, LB, Missouri - Signed - 5-years, $17.5M max ($10.5M guaranteed)
1.24 - Dez Bryant, WR, Oklahoma State - Signed - 5-years, $11.8M ($8.375M guaranteed)
1.25 - Tim Tebow, QB, Florida - Agreed to Terms - 5-years, $33M max ($8.7M guaranteed)

I thought it looked like the Donkeys got raped. Damn man, they must like it in the ass.

[Ebolapox]

hmmm....

jesus was 33 years old when he died
tebow will get 33 million before his career dies.

:p

[kstater]

Holy shit, Nolan gave away 8 million guaranteed for a TE that's never played the position.

[ModSocks]

If Tebow doesn't give most of that money away to charity, ima be very disappointed.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

This thread is teh WIN.

[the Talking Can]

meanwhile the Panthers signed Clausen for 2.4 mill guaranteed


thus ends the lesson in Value



oh and don't let your coach make draft decisions based on homosexual lust

[Art Vader]

now he has enough money to build his church
http://i31.tinypic.com/4ki8pc.jpg

[ModSocks]

meanwhile the Panthers signed Clausen for 2.4 mill guaranteed


thus ends the lesson in Value



oh and don't let your coach make draft decisions based on homosexual lust

The power of Christ compelled him.

[RealSNR]

now he has enough money to build his church
http://i31.tinypic.com/4ki8pc.jpgSo when the next Broncos star wants a trade or a release, they'll have Tebow grab him by the hair and yell, "GET OUT OF HERE, GHOST!!!!!!"

[the Talking Can]

McDaniels drinks Tebows milkshake...

[Lurk]

Most of that is no doubt incentive based and he won't get nowhere near it.

[Los Pollos Hermanos]

We have confirmed the actual value of Tebow's deal is $11.25 million. The $33 million figure that is out there is if he hit every escalator.

http://twitter.com/PostBroncos

[Fritz88]

http://jeffcilione.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jesus_camp.jpg

[swayy07]

oh SWEET JESUS!!!

[SPchief]

KnowMo has to be gagging by now

[swayy07]

KnowMo has to be gagging by now

BULL! that guy will come in here and say its the best contract possible for both sides and that Tebow deserves ever dime of it or some crap like that.

[KCUnited]

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus,
But he throws like a Quisenberry

[LaChapelle]

We have confirmed the actual value of Tebow's deal is $11.25 million. The $33 million figure that is out there is if he hit every escalator.

http://twitter.com/PostBroncos

He gets 2 million every season he doesn't demand a trade

[CosmicPal]

http://jeffcilione.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jesus_camp.jpg

LMAO

['Hamas' Jenkins]

He got a standard market deal + the raise that all QBs get.

[Gonzo]

You guys make fun now but in 6 years and three Superbowls later, you'll eat your words. Tebow has all the intangibles and he's got two great QB's in Quinn and Orton to learn from./Knowmo
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[Quesadilla Joe]

I hope Denver has to pay him every penny of that contract.

[Quesadilla Joe]

BULL! that guy will come in here and say its the best contract possible for both sides and that Tebow deserves ever dime of it or some crap like that.
LMAO

I swear to God I didn't read that post before I made mine. LMAO

[Tombstone RJ]

How does the contract stack up to a real QB like Matt Cassel? Oh wait... oops, chefy fan gonna hide now...

[Extra Point]

Confirmed: The wildcat has a stiffy!

[Ebolapox]

How does the contract stack up to a real QB like Matt Cassel? Oh wait... oops, chefy fan gonna hide now...

dude, we hate cassel and we know it. gotta love clueless trolls.

[Tombstone RJ]

dude, we hate cassel and we know it. gotta love clueless trolls.

:LOL:

poor, poor chefs fan...:banghead:

[the Talking Can]

How does the contract stack up to a real QB like Matt Cassel? Oh wait... oops, chefy fan gonna hide now...

ROFL



you don't have 1/1000000000 of the hate for cassel that chiefs fans do...


jesus christ you are a dumbass

[Mile High Mania]

Seems like the average type of deal... nothing to get too concerned about.

[Ebolapox]

seriously--that has to be the laziest trolling I've ever seen in my life.

[orange]

I hope Denver has to pay him every penny of that contract.

I hope they have to renegotiate it in two years and double it - up to CASSEL money! LMAO

[swayy07]

LMAO

I swear to God I didn't read that post before I made mine. LMAO

its ok knowmo you make me laugh alot so i still enjoy your company even if we do disagree on ALOT of stuff.

[RealSNR]

How does the contract stack up to a real QB like Matt Cassel? Oh wait... oops, chefy fan gonna hide now...Wow. What's next? Bad-mouthing Lin Elliot?

[KCBOSS1]

Through this kid's college career, I have always said that he'll never make a strong NFL quarterback. The more I've watched him, with his values and leadership ability, I'm afraid this kid is going to make a great quarterback. I hate it, but I think he's going to be a problem for us.

[Brock]

If values and leadership were all it takes, QBs would be easy to find.

[KCBOSS1]

Mark this post. This kid's going to be a problem for us. Not as big of a problem as Cassel is, of course.

[teedubya]

He got a standard market deal + the raise that all QBs get.

Yep. You can't hate on Tebow for gettin' his. He got paid like a first rounder, but will play like a 7th rounder.

[Ebolapox]

Mark this post. This kid's going to be a problem for us. Not as big of a problem as Cassel is, of course.

ROFL

alright. it's marked. are you going to admit the opposite when he sucks?

[DeezNutz]

Mark this post. This kid's going to be a problem for us. Not as big of a problem as Cassel is, of course.

We're going to sign him when he's released? Fuck you, Scott!!!

[RealSNR]

Through this kid's college career, I have always said that he'll never make a strong NFL quarterback. The more I've watched him, with his values and leadership ability, I'm afraid this kid is going to make a great quarterback. I hate it, but I think he's going to be a problem for us.Being an aggressive blowhard douchebag does not necessarily equate to being a good leader.

It also doesn't guarantee that you won't throw a million interceptions or be able to properly take snaps from behind center.

[Hammock Parties]

signing bonus, 30 pieces of silver

[swayy07]

signing bonus, 40 pieces of silver

no frankincense and murr?

[Quesadilla Joe]

Through this kid's college career, I have always said that he'll never make a strong NFL quarterback. The more I've watched him, with his values and leadership ability, I'm afraid this kid is going to make a great quarterback. I hate it, but I think he's going to be a problem for us.


Mark this post. This kid's going to be a problem for us. Not as big of a problem as Cassel is, of course.

REP!

[KCBOSS1]

Being an aggressive blowhard douchebag does not necessarily equate to being a good leader.

It also doesn't guarantee that you won't throw a million interceptions or be able to properly take snaps from behind center.

Now keep in mind, I'm an Arkansas guy, so I don't like Florida at all. But I'm not sure where you get the "blowhard douchebag" from. He's competitive, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.

[Brock]

I've seen him cry, literally crying on the sidelines. I wouldn't be surprised to see a lot more of that, by the time these NFL sackers get a hold of him.

[DeezNutz]

Now keep in mind, I'm an Arkansas guy, so I don't like Florida at all. But I'm not sure where you get the "blowhard douchebag" from. He's competitive, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.

He cannot throw a football. Reports suggest that this quality is important in QBs.

[RealSNR]

Now keep in mind, I'm an Arkansas guy, so I don't like Florida at all. But I'm not sure where you get the "blowhard douchebag" from. He's competitive, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Like, that first picture. I've seen Peyton Manning scream. I've seen him scream out signals, directions, and other important stuff. What is Tebow screaming here? Anything important? No? Just kinda screaming? Okay... I guess that's cool.

http://www.gatortailgating.com/files/imagecache/feature_450/Mike/2010/03/tebow_screaming.jpg

http://www.draftdaysuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tim-tebow-crying1.jpg

[KCBOSS1]

He cannot throw a football. Reports suggest that this quality is important in QBs.

Well, that's kinda what i thought through his whole college career too, until I realized that he had some pretty good passing stats.

[Brock]

Well, that's kinda what i thought through his whole college career too, until I realized that he had some pretty good passing stats.

Yeah, and he won a lot of games too. That stuff really matters!

[Quesadilla Joe]

He cannot throw a football. Reports suggest that this quality is important in QBs.

Maybe you should watch the Sugar Bowl from last year against Cincy. Tebow had like 488 yards passing a bunch of TD's and completed like 88% of his passes. Tebow has the best deepball and the strongest arm out of that draft.

[KCUnited]

I give Coca Cola til week 7 before they are doing a Shroud of Turin/Mean Joe Green type commercial with Tebow.

[DeezNutz]

Tebow has the best deepball and the strongest arm out of that draft.

:eek:

[KCBOSS1]

Like, that first picture. I've seen Peyton Manning scream. I've seen him scream out signals, directions, and other important stuff. What is Tebow screaming here? Anything important? No? Just kinda screaming? Okay... I guess that's cool.

http://www.gatortailgating.com/files/imagecache/feature_450/Mike/2010/03/tebow_screaming.jpg

http://www.draftdaysuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tim-tebow-crying1.jpg

So you panned through the entire internet to answer me as to how he is a "loud mouth douchebag" and these two pics is you answer?

Here's the deal. This kid is a player and has found out how to win, however. That's indisputable. I don't want him as a Chief. In fact, I'm a little biased, but I'm so hoping we get a shot at Mallet in the draft next year. But Tebow is a good football player. Maybe he is a tight end. But I think he will make a good quarterback, I think he's going to suprise a lot of folks.

[SnakeXJones]

Maybe you should watch the Sugar Bowl from last year against Cincy. Tebow had like 488 yards passing a bunch of TD's and completed like 88% of his passes. Tebow has the best deepball and the strongest arm out of that draft. I bet can make dinner and take a long shit before he is done throwing the ball

[T-post Tom]

Tim Tebow will not make $33 million
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on July 29, 2010 7:44 PM ET

Turning water into wine might be easier than turning Tim Tebow's five-year contract into a $33 million deal.

The Broncos signed the No. 25 overall pick to a contract with a base package of $11.25 million, and an "absolute maximum" of $33 million.

To get close to all that money, a source with knowledge of the situation said Tebow will "have to make Peyton Manning look like a fool."

Tebow's incentives are broken down into playing time and performance escalators. If Tebow can reach every playing time trigger and become the consistent starting quarterback (possibly soon), he could make up to $24 million over five years.

Another $9 million is tied up in escalators for difficult goals like Pro Bowls, playoff wins, and Super Bowl appearances.

Our understanding is that Tebow's camp was willing to take $11.25 million as the base salary because they expect he will become the starting quarterback and that number will become moot.

Now all Tebow has to do is prove Josh McDaniels right, and prove just about everyone else wrong.

[DeezNutz]

But Tebow is a good football player. Maybe he is a tight end. But I think he will make a good quarterback, I think he's going to suprise a lot of folks.

The juxtaposition in this post is the rhetorical equivalent of watching Scott Podsednik try to catch a ball near the wall.

[RealSNR]

So you panned through the entire internet to answer me as to how he is a "loud mouth douchebag" and these two pics is you answer?

Here's the deal. This kid is a player and has found out how to win, however. That's indisputable. I don't want him as a Chief. In fact, I'm a little biased, but I'm so hoping we get a shot at Mallet in the draft next year. But Tebow is a good football player. Maybe he is a tight end. But I think he will make a good quarterback, I think he's going to suprise a lot of folks.I said "aggressive blowhard douchebag", not "loud mouth douchebag". Don't put words in my mouth.

[the Talking Can]

Maybe you should watch the Sugar Bowl from last year against Cincy. Tebow had like 488 yards passing a bunch of TD's and completed like 88% of his passes. Tebow has the best deepball and the strongest arm out of that draft.



it's no fun anymore....you've rendered the word 'retarded' meaningless

i couldn't invent you if I was trying to be funny....you're beyond all comprehension

[KCUnited]

This juxtaposition in this post is the rhetorical equivalent of watching Scott Podsednik try to catch a ball near the wall.
I heard L.A. put him in center, that fundamental soundness destroyed me as a Royals fan.

[KCBOSS1]

DeezNutz. Let's talk in three years about this and see who's right. This kid will make a good quarterback. Stick that in your Rhetoric. Feel free to call me out and I will do the same for you if I'm not too old to remember.

[KCBOSS1]

I said "aggressive blowhard douchebag", not "loud mouth douchebag". Don't put words in my mouth.

Sorry, I was too lazy to go back and check the text and it was forgettable.

[DeezNutz]

DeezNutz. Let's talk in three years about this and see who's right. This kid will make a good quarterback. Stick that in your Rhetoric. Feel free to call me out and I will do the same for you if I'm not too old to remember.

Fine.

In the interim, Pioli needs to work on acquiring Chase Daniel(s). That kid has "it."

[Quesadilla Joe]

I bet can make dinner and take a long shit before he is done throwing the ball

He has already shortened his delivery. That is very old news and the throwing motion didn't stop him from becoming the greatest college football player of all time.

[the Talking Can]

Tebow has everything you want in a QB



except the actual skills of a QB.....



but otherwise he's can't miss

[KCBOSS1]

Fine.

In the interim, Pioli needs to work on acquiring Chase Daniel(s). That kid has "it."

touche.. that is funny

[DeezNutz]

He has already shortened his delivery. That is very old news and the throwing motion didn't stop him from becoming the greatest college football player of all time.

Will the Boz introduce him when he goes into the Hall?

[SnakeXJones]

He has already shortened his delivery. That is very old news and the throwing motion didn't stop him from becoming the greatest college football player of all time. No Shit it's still funny and only cause of a gimmick offense and a great head coach

[RealSNR]

greatest college football player of all time.Jim Thorpe? Hershel Walker? Deion Sanders? You weren't talking about Tebow, were you?

[DeezNutz]

The first seven seconds show why he'll be a legend:

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[Param]

Tim Tebow will not make $33 million
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on July 29, 2010 7:44 PM ET

Turning water into wine might be easier than turning Tim Tebow's five-year contract into a $33 million deal.

The Broncos signed the No. 25 overall pick to a contract with a base package of $11.25 million, and an "absolute maximum" of $33 million.

To get close to all that money, a source with knowledge of the situation said Tebow will "have to make Peyton Manning look like a fool."

Tebow's incentives are broken down into playing time and performance escalators. If Tebow can reach every playing time trigger and become the consistent starting quarterback (possibly soon), he could make up to $24 million over five years.

Another $9 million is tied up in escalators for difficult goals like Pro Bowls, playoff wins, and Super Bowl appearances.

Our understanding is that Tebow's camp was willing to take $11.25 million as the base salary because they expect he will become the starting quarterback and that number will become moot.

Now all Tebow has to do is prove Josh McDaniels right, and prove just about everyone else wrong.

If Tebow comes close to hitting those escalators his contract will be ripped up gladly by the Broncos and they'll give him $100 million

[the Talking Can]

Tebow's advantage - aside from the advantage of having to learn everything about being a QB all over again because everything he did for the entirety of his life before the NFL was so bad it made nfl coaches cry and vomit - so his advantage is being the first player ever to have a 'will to win,' 'a great desire,' and 'a great work ethic'....as no other player has ever had these things, he is surely on the rocket powered ass shuttle to Planet Success...

[Param]

Tebow's advantage - aside from the advantage of having to learn everything about being a QB all over again because everything he did for the entirety of his life before the NFL was so bad it made nfl coaches cry and vomit - so his advantage is being the first player ever to have a 'will to win,' 'a great desire,' and 'a great work ethic'....as no other player has ever had these things, he is surely on the rocket powered ass shuttle to Planet Success...

He'll sit and learn this season, which is a good thing.

[DeezNutz]

For the sake of argument, before the draft I believe I mentioned that I'd draft Tebow in the 4th round. This was an acknowledgment of all of the kid's hard work, as my previous stance was that he could go undrafted (as a QB).

[Param]

He has already shortened his delivery. That is very old news and the throwing motion didn't stop him from becoming the greatest college football player of all time.

He's not going to take a lot of snaps this year. Which is a good thing.

[the Talking Can]

He'll sit and learn this season, which is a good thing.

considering they have to reteach him how to be a QB, it's more likely the "only thing" he could do this season....well, and sell underwear to his promise ring wearing fan club....

[Ugly Duck]

Tebow has the best deepball and the strongest arm

Whoa! Good thing for Denver that was kept secret til now... he might have gone #1 overall!

[Stinger]

Tebow has the best deepball and the strongest arm out of that draft.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/Chief%20Planet/259deut.gif

[Quesadilla Joe]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/Chief%20Planet/259deut.gif

ESPN had a stat shortly after Tebow was drafted that Tebow had a much higher comp% than Bradford on deep passes. The National Football Post even said he had a fantastic deep ball but they took down their scouting reports. :(

[Param]

ESPN had a stat shortly after Tebow was drafted that Tebow had a much higher comp% than Bradford on deep passes. The National Football Post even said he had a fantastic deep ball but they took down their scouting reports. :(

So what about strongest arm? His passes look nowhere near Cutler slinging the ball.

[Quesadilla Joe]

So what about strongest arm? His passes look nowhere near Cutler slinging the ball.

He doesn't have anywhere near the armstrength that Cutler does but he does have a strong arm. Almost every scouting report I read has said Tebow has a strong arm.

Possesses very good arm strength.
http://www.nfl.com/draft/2010/profiles/tim%20-tebow?id=497135#tabs:tab-analysis

# Solid arm strength
# Very good deep ball accuracy
http://walterfootball.com/scoutingreport2010ttebow.php

Arm is strong enough to make all the throws
http://www.draftcountdown.com/ScoutingReports/QB/Tim-Tebow.php

has a strong arm
http://www.nflminute.com/tim-tebow-scouting-report/

# Above average arm strength
http://www.nfldraft101.com/profiles/126333/Tim_Tebow.jsp

[Ugly Duck]

Not everyone agrees that Tebow throws the best deep ball and has the strongest arm. If I had more interest I could dig up piles of stuff like this:

(Tebow's) deep ball is wobbly on good days, and his lefty wind-up may result in what would be an open window in the SEC turning into an incompletion or interception against fleet (NFL) secondaries. (Tebow's) arm strength will be heavily scrutinized, and he may fall further on draft day for that as well.

http://thearenablog.net/2007/12/10/tim-tebow-what-kind-of-pro/

[Quesadilla Joe]

The arenablog???? LMAO

[Ugly Duck]

The arenablog???? LMAO

Walter Football???? LMAO

Hey... there's zillions of "Why Tebow Will Suck" articles out there. I won't post a list for you.... you know its there. Although this was nice:

The Broncos obviously made a deal with the Sports Devil circa 1997. They went to him and said: You give us back-to-back Super Bowl championships with John Elway, we'll suck for the next 20 years. And the Devil accepted this deal. So, after Elway retired on top of the football mountain, the Broncos have been cursed at quarterback. I give you this sad parade of play callers: Brian Griese, Jake Plummer, Gus Frerotte, Jay Cutler, Kyle Orton, Brady Quinn and now... Tim Tebow.

[Saccopoo]

It was a good pick by the Broncos. They maneuvered down and basically ended up with a free late first round pick. Tebow was going to get selected about there anyway, and picking him up for free while getting the WR they wanted earlier was a very nice move from not only a PR standpoint, but also a roster standpoint as Orton and Brady haven't stood out in terms of starter caliber material.

Bag on it all you want, but drafting Tebow when the Doncos did was a pretty good move all things considered.

[Jewish Rabbi]

It was a good pick by the Broncos. They maneuvered down and basically ended up with a free late first round pick. Tebow was going to get selected about there anyway, and picking him up for free while getting the WR they wanted earlier was a very nice move from not only a PR standpoint, but also a roster standpoint as Orton and Brady haven't stood out in terms of starter caliber material.

Bag on it all you want, but drafting Tebow when the Doncos did was a pretty good move all things considered.

And you wonder why I don't like you.

[RealSNR]

For the sake of argument, before the draft I believe I mentioned that I'd draft Tebow in the 4th round. This was an acknowledgment of all of the kid's hard work, as my previous stance was that he could go undrafted (as a QB).Sure, but you're a draftabulator, so your comment doesn't matter because you're a college student without a job. The draft is over, so people of your ilk aren't popular anymore

[Mile High Mania]

This is what I think is funny ... (I am not a Florida/Tebow fan), but I don't think that Tebow has gone out of his way to focus on his religion. I think the media picked up on that early and that is what everyone continues to focus on and bash on him about. 90% of the bashing here is about his religion... 70% of the articles posted, bash or take a dig on the guy that is religion based.

It's really getting old to be honest.

[Terribilis]

This is what I think is funny ... (I am not a Florida/Tebow fan), but I don't think that Tebow has gone out of his way to focus on his religion. I think the media picked up on that early and that is what everyone continues to focus on and bash on him about. 90% of the bashing here is about his religion... 70% of the articles posted, bash or take a dig on the guy that is religion based.

It's really getting old to be honest.
umm he teamed up to buy a spot during the superbowl, to soapbox abortion.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

It was a good pick by the Broncos. They maneuvered down and basically ended up with a free late first round pick. Tebow was going to get selected about there anyway, and picking him up for free while getting the WR they wanted earlier was a very nice move from not only a PR standpoint, but also a roster standpoint as Orton and Brady haven't stood out in terms of starter caliber material.

Bag on it all you want, but drafting Tebow when the Doncos did was a pretty good move all things considered.

Fail confirmed folks.

[Ugly Duck]

I don't think that Tebow has gone out of his way to focus on his religion.

Well... he's the only player that paints bible quotes on his face with the white reflecting light into his eyes...

http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af150/ManCattanNY/tebow.jpg?1280488748

[the Talking Can]

tebow also jerks off Nicaraguan kids for a semen factory, and then cuts their penises....

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

You guys make fun now but in 6 years and three Superbowls later, you'll eat your words. Tebow has all the intangibles and he's got two great QB's in Quinn and Orton to learn from./Knowmo
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