What's the longest you've gone without sex?

[luv]

After losing your virginity, of course.

[Sure-Oz]

A month maybe

[Bugeater]

I've never gone without it. In fact, I'm having sex as I'm typing this post.

[LaChapelle]

Define sex

[CosmicPal]

I've never gone without it. In fact, I'm having sex as I'm typing this post.

Multi-tasking, eh?

[Extra Point]

luv needs a re-post?

[Param]

After losing your virginity, of course.

You haven't had a workout in a long time have ya?

[Sure-Oz]

After losing your virginity, of course.

Answer your own question

[DaFace]

Tough to remember. Probably a few months I guess.

[luv]

Answer your own question

Oct 13, 2009

[alanm]

Which century?

[T-post Tom]

Now that's a loaded question.

[Sure-Oz]

Oct 13, 2009

Holy shit you know the exact date?

[SLAG]

1-2 weeks

[luv]

Holy shit you know the exact date?

I took a trip to Vegas after the bash last year. I knew it was that Tuesday, and I knew the bash was the night before the Dallas game last year. I was able to look it up.

[Bearcat]

Oct 13, 2009

Tuesday?

[CosmicPal]

Holy shit you know the exact date?

Of course. She's a woman. They never forget that sort of stuff.

[niblet]

N/A

o:-)

[alanm]

I took a trip to Vegas after the bash last year. I knew it was that Tuesday, and I knew the bash was the night before the Dallas game last year. I was able to look it up.You know not everything has to stay in Vegas don't you.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Oct 13, 2009

Are you sure it's healthy to start all these navel-gazing threads?

[RedNFeisty]

6-7 months

[luv]

Are you sure it's healthy to start all these navel-gazing threads?

Aw, c'mon.

1. I haven't had a personal thread in a little while.
2. It's still the offseason.
3. It seems to entertain.

No harm, no foul.

[keg in kc]

With another person? 3 years.

Without? 3 minutes.

*checks watch*

[Bugeater]

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[Predarat]

You better do it quick, they say once you reach 10 months......

[BigMeatballDave]

7 yrs! Thats right. 8/2000-8/2007. NO sex. Why, you may ask? Well... my sons mom dumped me when he was 20 mos. I was devistated. I didnt care to start dating, so I concentrated on spending all my free time with my son.

[KCrockaholic]

2 months. Not easy, but I did it.

[Phobia]

I spent 6 months in the Gulf in 1991 - without my girlfriend. Spent about 7 months in Okinawa in 1994 without my ex-wife. Since then, only as long as my wife has gone out of town to visit relatives - I think maybe 10 days once.

[T-post Tom]

The graphic content of this thread is shocking...

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2235463module12095916photo_1224204684PlugnSocket.jpg

[luv]

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2235463module12095916photo_1224204684PlugnSocket.jpg

I love that picture.

[Bugeater]

The graphic content of this thread is shocking...

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2235463module12095916photo_1224204684PlugnSocket.jpg
FAIL. There should be outlets on her face and ass as well.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I love that picture.

You just need a plug in your socket.

[Phobia]

I spent 6 months in the Gulf in 1991 - without my girlfriend. Spent about 7 months in Okinawa in 1994 without my ex-wife. Since then, only as long as my wife has gone out of town to visit relatives - I think maybe 10 days once.

Oops - forgot about the 3 weeks I traveled to Arizona to do Brian's outdoor kitchen. Plus I guess about that after the wife had the kids. If I'm in town and everybody is healthy, I won't miss more than a day or two.

[BigRock]

I'm saving myself for Tim Tebow.

[T-post Tom]

FAIL. There should be outlets on her face and ass as well.

Oh you nasty boy. I'm pretty sure the look on her face indicates all entrances are open. :D

[T-post Tom]

I'm saving myself for Tim Tebow.

A thousand hearts just broke on CP.

[crazycoffey]

Feb. to Oct 2010

[CrazyPhuD]

So who's making a

Luv 10:13

sign for MNF?

[RedNFeisty]

So who's making a

Luv 10:13

sign for MNF?

You are!! :)

[BigMeatballDave]

40 days and 40 Nights is on Starz right now. :)

[Hammock Parties]

I go a few months at a time, I guess. I'm not really interested in putting much effort into getting laid. My penis hates me.

[KCrockaholic]

I go a few months at a time, I guess. I'm not really interested in putting much effort into getting laid. My penis hates me.

Must depend on if craigslist is hitting it's busy season.

[CrazyPhuD]

I go a few months at a time, I guess. I'm not really interested in putting much effort into getting laid. My penis hates me.

yea but your ass thanks you.

[Dave Lane]

Maybe a couple weeks in 40 years

[BWillie]

I go a few months at a time, I guess. I'm not really interested in putting much effort into getting laid. My penis hates me.
http://www.lico247.com/img/cialis.jpg


http://slopemedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/plus_sign1.jpg

http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp239/Rebamodified/Midgethookers.jpg

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http://m2.wnymedia.net/files/2009/08/Borat_Great_Success.jpg

[HoneyBadger]

Feb or March until Now. I've just been too damn lazy. I've had plenty of chances.

[greg63]

I'm forty-six years old; what's this "sex" you speak of?

[Over-Head]

After losing your virginity, of course.
About to end a 3 month dry spell when I fly home next week :hump:
Told the wife to meet me at the airport in nipple cups and a thong and we could have a quickey while I'm waiting for my luggage :D
She said , "Just get home first loverboy":(

[Over-Head]

Feb or March until Now. I've just been too damn lazy. I've had plenty of chances.
Your a damn liar!! :shake: j/k

[greg63]

I go a few months at a time, I guess. I'm not really interested in putting much effort into getting laid. My penis hates me.

You will have to "NOT" be a virgin in order to answer the question.

[Saccopoo]

Going on five plus years without sex. I like to mess around, but the celibacy thing is kinda my gig at this point.

By the way, are you taking up for BadGirl in terms of thread starters?

[bevischief]

Months.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Does livestock cont ?

[Simply Red]

Are you sure it's healthy to start all these navel-gazing threads?

ROFL

http://i43.tinypic.com/13z50lc.jpg

[seclark]

according to my wife, i've gone 2 weeks w/o sex.
according to my hand, i've gone a couple days.
i don't know who to believe.
sec

[stevieray]

Maybe a couple weeks in 40 years


:rolleyes:

[Scaga]

Married 15 years....:doh!:

[doomy3]

Is it true that if you don't use it, you'll lose it?

[El Jefe]

Aw, c'mon.

1. I haven't had a personal thread in a little while.
2. It's still the offseason.
3. It seems to entertain.

No harm, no foul.

True. I currently am on year 23.

[The Elder]

Lets see. Married 25 years so I would have to say 24 years 11 months.

[El Jefe]

7 yrs! Thats right. 8/2000-8/2007. NO sex. Why, you may ask? Well... my sons mom dumped me when he was 20 mos. I was devistated. I didnt care to start dating, so I concentrated on spending all my free time with my son.

2 months. Not easy, but I did it.

This is funny, the poster before you says 7 years, and you say 2 months like it was the longest time of your life lol.

[Donger]

About seven years.

[siberian khatru]

Lets see. Married 25 years so I would have to say 24 years 11 months.

ROFL

Let's see, my youngest son was born in Feb. 1999, so nine months before that is ...

[Pants]

8 to 9 months, I want to say.

[boogblaster]

too fricking long

[Great Expectations]

Never more than 4 weeks, probably less than 3 weeks.

[RJ]

The first 15 years of my life.

[Slayer Diablo]

Eight and a half months, but I tell my ex that it's been eight months and fourteen days. o:-)


:evil:

[Kerberos]

Does this include self inflicted kind as well?

[Pants]

Is this only for consensual sex? Do animals count?

[RJ]

The first 15 years of my life.


It appears I didn't follow the directions in the starter.

All I can do is apologize and move on.