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Slayer Diablo
08-01-2010, 10:29 PM
So I went to this club with a great girl last night (about as good looking as my avatar) to hang out with her and some of our friends. At one point she goes to the bar to get us drinks (we were already pretty wasted, but it's cool) ... now, it is CLEAR I am with her yet the bartender asks to bone her... and then tells the other patrons he won't serve anyone unless she accepts... Now, at this point I went a bit crazy, I punched him in forehead, breaking his face and causing blood to pour out of his eyes and nose.

Ok my question is... was I overreacting? I have had the police, 3 friends, and a random guy down the street tell me so... and I obviously don't see it that way.

(also the girl was fine with my behavior and thought the guy was a deuche)
Hammock Parties
08-01-2010, 10:33 PM
Slayer, you have never been funny and never will be funny.
Consistent1
08-01-2010, 10:34 PM
Your and idiot.
pr_capone
08-01-2010, 10:34 PM
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/6976/threadfailed.gif
Hog's Gone Fishin
08-01-2010, 10:37 PM
You should try punching yourself in the face and then asking us if we're OK with it.
Pablo
08-01-2010, 10:38 PM
You should try punching yourself in the face and then asking us if we're OK with it.LMAO
Slayer Diablo
08-01-2010, 10:41 PM
Eh...at least HogFarmer's post was funny.
BillSelfsTrophycase
08-01-2010, 10:44 PM
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Chiefs Pantalones
08-01-2010, 10:52 PM
http://files.ccernst.net/Funnies/FunnyPics/You%27reGay.jpg
Phobia
08-01-2010, 10:57 PM
I thought it was a lie when you said you went somewhere with a girl and then it was confirmed when you said it was a good looking girl.

The only time you've been funny is during beard growing contests. When are we going to do that again?
Ultra Peanut
08-02-2010, 01:47 AM
Whoa, when did Slayer start posting again?
rad
08-02-2010, 02:24 AM
Whoa, when did Slayer start posting again?

whoa ...........when did Up start posting again?
Garcia Bronco
08-02-2010, 07:57 AM
You over-reacted.
Buck
08-02-2010, 08:01 AM
Well, did you have a ride home already secured or not?
Iowanian
08-02-2010, 08:05 AM
The Chocolate Hogs II.
MOhillbilly
08-02-2010, 08:05 AM
only way to put out a gas fire is with more gas.
Get that bitch real good and hot so it incinerates the OPs nerve to post fucktarded topics again.

The Planet has become a kinder gentler BB.

Makes me sick.

Isnt this guy supposed to be some kinda writer?
crazycoffey
08-02-2010, 09:08 AM
parody threads suck
Brock
08-02-2010, 09:11 AM
Stick to giving advice in parenting, relationship, financial, and career threads. That's really the only way you get any laughs.
boogblaster
08-02-2010, 09:15 AM
women shouldn't be seen with you ... anywhere ....
OctoberFart
08-02-2010, 01:10 PM
Well obviously that sounds like the biggest BS story I have heard but if you did that you would of went to jail and didn't get laid for sure so yes it was a stupid choice. If he really wouldn't serve you that was a perfect opportunity to bail out of the bar with her to and isolate you with her.
MOhillbilly
08-02-2010, 01:11 PM
Well obviously that sounds like the biggest BS story I have heard but if you did that you would of went to jail and didn't get laid for sure so yes it was a stupid choice. If he really wouldn't serve you that was a perfect opportunity to bail out of the bar with her to and isolate you with her.

Shut up shitbag.
Slainte
08-02-2010, 01:16 PM
Stick to giving advice in parenting, relationship, financial, and career threads. That's really the only way you get any laughs.

Don't forget his advice on quitting smoking...
OctoberFart
08-02-2010, 01:17 PM
Shut up shitbag.

Cool story, you must like stupid ass made up stories in your little fantasy land.
MOhillbilly
08-02-2010, 01:22 PM
Cool story, you must like stupid ass made up stories in your little fantasy land.

part of my brain died readin this.
Pants
08-02-2010, 01:22 PM
:facepalm:
LiL stumppy
08-02-2010, 01:23 PM
Slayer, you have never been funny and never will be funny.

Same to you pumpkin
Dallas Chief
08-02-2010, 01:26 PM
Shut up shitbag.

:clap:ROFL:clap:ROFL Funniest thing I have read all day!!!:thumb:
Simply Red
08-02-2010, 01:48 PM
:facepalm:

mmhmm
MOhillbilly
08-02-2010, 02:08 PM
mmhmm

noone asked you tree hugger.
Pants
08-02-2010, 02:36 PM
noone asked you tree hugger.

ROFL
cabletech94
08-02-2010, 05:46 PM
part of my brain died readin this.

i lol'd real hard just now. thanks.
bevischief
08-02-2010, 07:12 PM
yes.
Pablo
08-02-2010, 07:16 PM
You funny brah. Like, really funny.
Gonzo
08-02-2010, 07:37 PM
Dude, if you need some parody thread lessons, (and you do). I hold classes every 3rd Saturday of the month.
Here's your 1st lesson:
It may have been salvageable if you wrote this via the bartenders perspective.
Now, go practice on facebook and get back to me.
You owe me ten bucks.
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bevischief
08-02-2010, 07:38 PM
Dude, if you need some parody thread lessons, (and you do). I hold classes every 3rd Saturday of the month.
Here's your 1st lesson:
It may have been salvageable if you wrote this via the bartenders perspective.
Now, go practice on facebook and get back to me.
You owe me ten bucks.
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And a case for everyone who has responded in this thread.
BIG_DADDY
08-02-2010, 07:51 PM
Then you woke up with cream in your scoobers.
88TG88
08-02-2010, 08:06 PM
wtf was that shit
Hammock Parties
08-02-2010, 09:01 PM
Same to you pumpkin

Negatory. I'm funny as shit and millions of planeteers will attest to it.
notorious
08-02-2010, 09:50 PM
WTF happened to the other thread?


Last posts I read were of Hootie digging into the race subject.
AustinChief
08-02-2010, 10:33 PM
WTF happened to the other thread?


Last posts I read were of Hootie digging into the race subject. What other thread?
notorious
08-03-2010, 12:20 AM
What other thread?

LMAO


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh........ :)
HoneyBadger
08-03-2010, 02:18 AM
We're supposed to laugh at this, right? ha.....
OctoberFart
08-03-2010, 12:08 PM
part of my brain died readin this.

Well you were never that smart to begin with. The quoted sentence shows your level of education that you accomplished or should I say never accomplished?
MOhillbilly
08-03-2010, 12:22 PM
Well you were never that smart to begin with. The quoted sentence shows your level of education that you accomplished or should I say never accomplished?

ohhhh you got me gooooood. spent all night racking your brain for that pos didnt ya?
Do us a favor & dont bother anymore because NOONE cares anyway.
vailpass
08-03-2010, 01:47 PM
ohhhh you got me gooooood. spent all night racking your brain for that pos didnt ya?
Do us a favor & dont bother anymore because NOONE cares anyway.

I know you are but what am I?
burt
08-03-2010, 02:00 PM
Negatory. I'm funny as shit and millions of planeteers will attest to it.

We all know that you are slayers alt......
OctoberFart
08-04-2010, 10:34 AM
ohhhh you got me gooooood. spent all night racking your brain for that pos didnt ya?
Do us a favor & dont bother anymore because NOONE cares anyway.

No but look how quick you chimed in. You were just patiently waiting around to spill some wonderful Missouri education on us. Great story!