The most pleasurable and satisfying feelings a human can experience

[RealSNR]

In this order:

1. Orgasm

2. Deep-cleaning one's ear with a q-tip

That is all.

[CrazyPhuD]

A colon cleansing shit.

[Fritz88]

Cold water in a very hot day.

[Priest31kc]

1. Orgasm
2. Pounding vagina to reach orgasm

[The Franchise]

Sleep

[Bane]

Looking down and watching her lick that last drop off as she finishes.....:rockon:

[Buck]

The relief after making it to the toilet just in time to take a shit is a pretty good feeling too.

[Ugly Duck]

Believing that you are going to die followed by a sudden realization that you will survive instead.

[Dante84]

Prostate milking!!!!!


wait....


No, correct! Prostate milking!!!!

[Bearcat]

Then there's ear sex...

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/really-bad-good-advice/assets_c/2010/05/family-thumb-365x240-133778.jpg

[DaneMcCloud]

Two chicks at once

[Stewie]

Drippy
Tasty
Tangy
Slippery
Then
A
Double
Cheeseburger

[ModSocks]

Ecstasy pills.

[Bane]

Two chicks at once

:clap:

[ModSocks]

Two chicks at once

One of my first threads....oh the memories...

[CoMoChief]

nice cold gatorade after sparking up a bowl.

[Reaper16]

http://hedonia.seantimberlake.com/.a/6a00d8341ce11353ef0112796f8b3428a4-500wi

[LaChapelle]

Pissing outside
your piss shiver deserves better than the smell of urnal cake and a blank wall
and you can shake your dick at living things in a threatening manor

[Demonpenz]

getting a funyon still hot right off the line!

[Fritz88]

Two chicks at once
overrated.
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[Kyle DeLexus]

Sneezing....is sneezing one of them?

[blaise]

Sitting at a bar and having the bartender put a plate of hot fresh wings in front of you as the smell of the hot sauce reaches your nose.

[RedThat]

Laughter...just laughing your ass off is a great feeling.

[Bane]

Sitting at a bar and having the bartender put a plate of hot fresh wings in front of you as the smell of the hot sauce reaches your nose.

Yes! Or getting the steak fajitas and smelling them sizzle as they put them on the table!:drool:

[Goldmember]

Having sex while watching the Chiefs win the Super Bowl...where no CP member has gone before, or have they?

[ModSocks]

Having sex AFTER watching the Chiefs win the Super Bowl...where no CP member has gone before, or have they?

FYP

Fuck that. If the Chiefs are in the Superbowl I can't be bothered with such things like sex. All my attention must be glued to the T.V.

[Goldmember]

In this order:

1. Orgasm

2. Deep-cleaning one's ear with a q-tip

That is all.

Don't compact your wax...get a sucker

[LaChapelle]

Would that be anal sex
Goldmember

[Goldmember]

FYP

Fuck that. If the Chiefs are in the Superbowl I can't be bothered with such things like sex. All my attention must be glued to the T.V.

:D I once had sex while watching the Super Bowl...it was enjoyable because I didn't care which team won.

[Goldmember]

Would that be anal sex
Goldmember

yes, in both cases

[CHENZ A!]

Winning feels better than anything I've experienced in this world, especially when people are rooting against you.
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[Hammock Parties]

1. Orgasm + prostate massage.

[Simply Red]

1. Orgasm?
2. yes please

[Simply Red]

Don't compact your wax...get a sucker

ear candles are virtually ALL hype.

[vailpass]

Sleeping in your own bed after being in hotels for 3 weeks straight.

[wutamess]

In this order:

1. Orgasm

2. Deep-cleaning one's ear with a q-tip

That is all.

WOW!!! if I had a nickle for everytime I tell those 2 exact things in that order to people... I'd be a rich man.

The 3rd is a nice long piss when you really gotta go.

[Ugly Duck]

1. Orgasm + prostate massage.Now wait a minute... how the heck can you get a prostate massage when yer having an orgas... oh. I see.

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

[Hammock Parties]

Now wait a minute... how the heck can you get a prostate massage when yer having an orgas... oh. I see.

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

I'm not homosexual. Neither have I experienced a prostate massage.

If you're a straight guy, I hear a chick giving you a blowjob and bringing you to orgasm while reaching up under and fingering your prostate can be quite amazing.

[MTG#10]

Two chicks at once
This. I longed for this my entire adult life, and it never happened because I married so young...until last friday night. No greater feeling in the world than getting a bj while having your love spuds licked at the same time. It was better than PIIHB.

[siberian khatru]

Matt Cassel with the ball on his own 20 with 1:57 remaining.









Down 17.

[-King-]

I'm not homosexual. Neither have I experienced a prostate massage.

If you're a straight guy, I hear a chick giving you a blowjob and bringing you to orgasm while reaching up under and fingering your prostate can be quite amazing.

I'm good on that.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm good on that.

You've tried it?

[RealSNR]

Don't compact your wax...get a suckerReally? Oops. I've got almost 30 years of compacted wax sitting in my ears, then.

[-King-]

You've tried it?

Nope, and never will. I don't care if you see God with that kind of orgasm. I'm fine with the orgasms I have now. I don't need fingers or anything by my asshole.

[Hammock Parties]

Nope, and never will. I don't care if you see God with that kind of orgasm. I'm fine with the orgasms I have now. I don't need fingers or anything by my asshole.

Your mind is closed, prude.

Open it, and live.

[-King-]

Your mind is closed, prude.

Open it, and live.

LMAO

[Iowanian]

I guess you've never had a hug from your kids who haven't seen you for a few days....

[Nzoner]

overrated.
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:spock:

[Reaper16]

I'm not homosexual. Neither have I experienced a prostate massage.

If you're a straight guy, I hear a chick giving you a blowjob and bringing you to orgasm while reaching up under and fingering your prostate can be quite amazing.
This is true. I am not ashamed to admit it.

Guys - if you've ever enjoyed the feeling of taking a really nice shit then a single finger from your girl will also be enjoyable.

[Hammock Parties]

This is true. I am not ashamed to admit it.

Guys - if you've ever enjoyed the feeling of taking a really nice shit then a single finger from your girl will also be enjoyable.

It sounds like a total nerve stimulation experience. The most sensitive parts of the male body are the tip of the penis, the testicles, and the anus.

[MadMax]

Where is pooping?

[BWillie]

Hitting a drives 325-350 yards. Out driving your friend the same age as you by 75 yards.


Worst thing: Watching him repeatedly hit mid irons thin and run them up onto the green leaving long putts. Then me three putting repeatedly from ten feet and losing to this chode.

[Taco John]

I concur with SNR's list, but I want to add one I discovered last year: Sinus Rinse.

http://sinuswash.blogsavy.com/files/2009/05/n7605.jpg

My wife introduced it to me because she bought the kit for her allergies. I figured what the hell, and gave it a try. What a feeling (once you get used to it - the problem I had at first was that I didn't just use a gentle relaxed flow and instead tried to power squirt - that's a no go). To be able to inhale for all you're worth and smell the air after a sinus rinse... What a great feeling.

[Nzoner]

It sounds like a total nerve stimulation experience. The most sensitive parts of the male body are the tip of the penis, the testicles, and the anus.

Looks like you'll be smearing peanut butter in your ass and inviting the dog down. :D

[MadMax]

Make up sex is unbelievable....

[Reaper16]

Looks like you'll be smearing peanut butter in your ass and inviting the dog down. :D
That's just being a kind pet owner.

[Nzoner]

That's just being a kind pet owner.

LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

Looks like you'll be smearing peanut butter in your ass and inviting the dog down. :D

Close.

http://www.cogsci.indiana.edu/farg/harry/bio/zoo/anteater.jpg

[Tribal Warfare]

the long piss after a tiresome trip, and eating enough to feel full.

[DaneMcCloud]

Some of you guys have never had a chick slip a finger up your ass just before you spray?

Seriously, you don't know what you're missing.

[Nzoner]

Close.

http://www.cogsci.indiana.edu/farg/harry/bio/zoo/anteater.jpg

holeeee shit!!

[Hammock Parties]

Some of you guys have never had a chick slip a finger up your ass just before you spray?

Seriously, you don't know what you're missing.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:HOTqCK6aO4Bi9M:http://www.notmytribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hollywood_sign-300x270.png&t=1

[-King-]

That's going to lead down a bad road LMAO

"Hey...this one finger thing isn't so bad baby, why don't you try two tonight?


Next day...

"Hey, how about 3 this time... "

Next day

"Damn, three was GREAT, how about you try fisting this time..."

[Nzoner]

That's going to lead down a bad road LMAO

"Hey...this one finger thing isn't so bad baby, why don't you try two tonight?


Next day...

"Hey, how about 3 this time... "

Next day

"Damn, three was GREAT, how about you try fisting this time..."

Next day taking a shit and


WHOOOOSH!!

[Reaper16]

That's going to lead down a bad road LMAO

"Hey...this one finger thing isn't so bad baby, why don't you try two tonight?


Next day...

"Hey, how about 3 this time... "

Next day

"Damn, three was GREAT, how about you try fisting this time..."
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:7lcQOnoyKDytYM:http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm8/chocolate-thief/feels-good-man.png&t=1

[LaChapelle]

The Seinfeld "man hands" episode
just became creepier

[Pioli Zombie]

Watching Brett Favre throw a season ending interception- AGAIN

[Hammock Parties]

I don't think some of you get the idea of a prostate massage. It's not to enlarge the anus opening by going as far as fisting. It's to hit the male g-spot, the prostate. I'm unclear on the mechanics but I'm pretty sure more than one or two fingers is overkill.

[Lonewolf Ed]

Doesn't a nice long fart while taking a piss get even an honorable mention?

[Otter]

Two minutes after a your sparing partner almost knocks you out with a round kick he goes to the well again, you catch his ankle under your armpit, take out his standing leg, pin him down and twist his leg around the wrong way until he has to tap out.

...and two girls at the same time.

[Dante84]

I'll throw my hat in the ring, since my comment on page one led down that road.

It's pretty.. damn... intense.

All it takes is one cleverly placed finger pushing on the right spot and, ka-bleezy. I damn near stained the ceiling.

And for it being "gay," well dude, there's a chick sucking you off. And it's her finger. So, no, not gay.

[Gonzo]

Your mind is closed, prude.

Open it, and live.
Omg
I gotta side with Clay here. A little rim-job then spelunking pre-gasam is delightful. You shoot an amazing load. Distance, volume and thickness is increased by 20%.chicks did the long-ball.
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[Hammock Parties]

Bottom line: have the courage to allow a chick to explore your body.

[Frazod]

I'll take Beating The Shit Out Of Your Most Hated Enemy In Front Of A Big Crowd for $1,000, Alex.

[grandllama]

I'll take Beating The Shit Out Of Your Most Hated Enemy In Front Of A Big Crowd for $1,000, Alex.

I posted this on a new thread, but after watching the old tapes tonight, watching our defense crush Elway left, right and backwards, ranks right up there with the most intense pleasures of my life.

How ya doin Frazod?!

[Frazod]

I posted this on a new thread, but after watching the old tapes tonight, watching our defense crush Elway left, right and backwards, ranks right up there with the most intense pleasures of my life.

How ya doin Frazod?!

I am well.

As far as football goes, I'll take MU/KU, 2007, followed closely by Chiefs/Broncos at Arrowhead, 2003.

[grandllama]

I am well.

As far as football goes, I'll take MU/KU, 2007, followed closely by Chiefs/Broncos at Arrowhead, 2003.

I agree on both those games, and if you're thinking about swinging down the Interstate for the Oct 10 game, let me know we'll hit a bar or two...

[Nzoner]

As far as football goes, I'll take MU/KU, 2007, followed closely by Chiefs/Broncos at Arrowhead, 2003.

Yep,as far as in person goes totally agree on your 1st choice,however,my second choice was Chiefs vs. Broncos 1994,Monday Night Football,still can't believe I was a part of that madness but damn I get chills just thinking about it.

[Nzoner]

I posted this on a new thread, but after watching the old tapes tonight, watching our defense crush Elway left, right and backwards, ranks right up there with the most intense pleasures of my life.



Look what the cat dragged in :thumb:

[grandllama]

Look what the cat dragged in :thumb:

I still lurk around from time to time ;-)

Homecoming this year? Last time I was in town Barney's was a burnt out shell, but I'm sure we could find a purveyor of spirts! LOL!

[Nzoner]

I still lurk around from time to time ;-)

Homecoming this year? Last time I was in town Barney's was a burnt out shell, but I'm sure we could find a purveyor of spirts! LOL!

I'm planning on being at homecoming and Old Barney's is open again!In fact they have a Facebook page.

[luv]

Really? Oops. I've got almost 30 years of compacted wax sitting in my ears, then.

I've gone to the doctor a few times in order to have wax buildup removed. It was so impacted that I couldn't hear.

[grandllama]

I'm planning on being at homecoming and Old Barney's is open again!In fact they have a Facebook page.

Cool Shit!

When I was in town last year, Hans and I walked inside the burnt out remains... they didn't know then if they were reopening or not...

I've got homecoming marked down... now that I know I won't be the only old fart in town, I've got a reason to go back! LOL

[BigMeatballDave]

I'll go with #1, but I do enjoy a good eargasm...

[Hammock Parties]

I bet if you enjoyed having your brownstar violated by a chick during a BJ, teasing it in future encounters would drive you WILD.

[grandllama]

I bet if you enjoyed having your brownstar violated by a chick during a BJ, teasing it in future encounters would drive you WILD.

Nice to know no matter how long I stay away, something stay the same :LOL: