Man Ducks Foul Ball before it hits girlfriend

[Deberg_1990]

Man, thats just wrong....


http://deadspin.com/5609094/chivalry-is-dead-man-ducks-foul-ball-before-it-hits-girlfriend



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[rambleonthruthefog]

bout 10 years ago i was riding behind my ex on a seadoo out at LBJ. she is haulin ass and winds up headed straight for some rough lookin branches and brush on the bank. instead of hitting the throttle and turning she panics and lets off the throttle. i bailed off the back trying to take her with me, but couldn't bring her off. she was pissed at me for bailing while she got all kinds of scratched up.

[beach tribe]

What a PUSS. Never mind his GF, dude bitched on a FB coming at way less than pepper.

[Lonewolf Ed]

He will be fine.

There are 3 types of men, the nice guy, asshole, and asshole with potential. The nice guy would have covered her with his body and taken the foul ball in the back or wherever; then she would kiss him on the cheek...and that would be all. The asshole would have pulled his hands back at the last second and then would be rolling on the floor laughing at her; she may stay with him after, but he doesn't really care one way or the other. The asshole with potential would do exactly like the one in the video. She will have sex with him thinking that she can change him.

[Starbux37]

Punk ass wussy!

If my girlfriend looked like that, you bet your ass I would jump in front of the ball! He just left the door wide open for her to find someone else who will.

[vailpass]

Punk ass wussy!

If my girlfriend looked like that, you bet your ass I would jump in front of the ball! He just left the door wide open for her to find someone else who will.

That kind of thinking is why you don't have a woman that looks like that.

[Otter]

I was at a AAA game just last week and seen this same thing happen.

ROFL

[seclark]

i can't believe the dumbass actually let her touch the ball.
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[Goldmember]

For a minute there I thought it said, "Man Fucks Fowl and balled his girlfriend"

[Lonewolf Ed]

Punk ass wussy!

If my girlfriend looked like that, you bet your ass I would jump in front of the ball! He just left the door wide open for her to find someone else who will.

Nope. Read my post above yours. All will be explained.

[Rausch]

For a minute there I thought it said, "Man ****s Fowl and balled his girlfriend"

Jack fucking Bauer couldn't stop me from foul-balling dude's girlfriend...

[Rausch]

That kind of thinking is why you don't have a woman that looks like that.

LMAO

[gblowfish]

Lots of pretty girls in Texas!

[penguinz]

His biggest problem is that he looks like a douche.

[Consistent1]

He be aight. Sideways cap, and da bill looked pretty flat. Road-head to and from the park for a pimp like that. If he had an Affliction shirt, it would be anal in the ballpark restroom.

[beach tribe]

I was at a AAA game just last week and seen this same thing happen.

ROFL

It should read "and seent this same thing happen":D

[KCUnited]

If that had been a hotdog, he would've stiff armed that bitch over the wall to get at it. I'd rather run with the bulls than be around a free hotdog give away.

[CrazyPhuD]

If that had been a hotdog, he would've stiff armed that bitch over the wall to get at it. I'd rather run with the bulls than be around a free hotdog give away.

Well he does look like the type that would prefer to swallow wieners.

[wutamess]

Me and my ex-gf was shagging in the woods by our house (high school years). Some big ass dogs came running after us and I quickly jumped into the tree next to where we were shagging and she just stood there saying they wouldn't bite if you don't run.

Luckily she was right but that Rottwieler and Lab and German Shepherd didn't look to friendly and I wasn't going to test her theory.

[seclark]

Me and my ex-gf was shagging in the woods by our house (high school years). Some big ass dogs came running after us and I quickly jumped into the tree next to where we were shagging and she just stood there saying they wouldn't bite if you don't run.

Luckily she was right but that Rottwieler and Lab and German Shepherd didn't look to friendly and I wasn't going to test her theory.

did you let her keep the ball?
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[Garcia Bronco]

That's no man. It's a boy and as expected...the kid looks like a jackass.

[Bugeater]

His biggest problem is that he looks like a douche.
He sounded like one too.

[Goldmember]

It should read "and seent this same thing happen":D

sawed

[BWillie]

Pretty sure this guy slays more girls than everybody on this entire thread does combined so, I don't think he really cares what you think about him.

[Fish]

Pretty sure this guy slays more girls than everybody on this entire thread does combined so, I don't think he really cares what you think about him.

ROFL

OK........

Was it the sideways hat that tipped you off to his smooth slut-slaying manliness?

[notorious]

The real question is:


Was that Midnight Douche?!

[vailpass]

The real question is:


Was that Midnight Douche?!

Laptop detected?
Bad Moto-Guzzi in effect?
Stud meter pegged at 0?

[Consistent1]

The real question is:


Was that Midnight Douche?!

One of his boys. Cat rolls in a souped up Civic.

[BigMeatballDave]

LMAO What a fucking douchebag.

[RJ]

That video would have been better if the girl had flashed her tits.

Of course, that's true of a lot of videos.

[Pablo]

Better her than him, I suppose.

[Mosbonian]

Pretty sure this guy slays more girls than everybody on this entire thread does combined so, I don't think he really cares what you think about him.

LOL..you're almost predictable in your responses.

mmaddog
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[Deberg_1990]

Sounds like they already slpit up...


http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Houston-s-Foul-Ball-Couple-already-headed-for-?urn=mlb-262034


The drama between the Houston Astros' "Foul Ball Couple" didn't end when Bo Wyble famously ducked Chris Johnson's line drive, allowing it to hit Sara Saco-Vertiz's right elbow.

Appearing on CBS' "The Early Show" on Thursday morning, the running Romeo and jilted Juliet hemmed and hawed when asked by anchor Harry Smith if they were still an item.

Though Wyble nervously uttered a "yes" to the inquiry and sought confirmation from his gal pal, it was Saco-Vertiz's turn to sidestep an incoming volley.

"Well, I mean it's not over because of the ball," she said before trailing off.

Pressed by the limits of airtime (and perhaps unwilling to delve into the complexities of young love), Smith cut Saco-Vertiz off before we got a definitive answer. Darn.

Watch the interview here

Other highlights from the most awkward baseball segment Smith has done since this one included:

• Saco-Vertiz admitting that the couple had snuck down into better seats at Minute Maid Park. She then did a reenactment of the play and described the pain as a "6 out of a 10."

• Wyble saying he'd do things differently if allowed the chance. If the ball again came their way, he'd let the ball hit him "probably in the back." (Hey guy, how about trying to just catch the thing?)

• Smith giving Wyble an awkward lecture on the duties of manhood. And we are talking awkward.

Thus concludes your BLS gossip item of the day.

[Brock]

who gives a shit...

[MOhillbilly]

who gives a shit...

2X

[seclark]

2X

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[Jenson71]

Sounds like they already slpit up...

The America I know and love will have these two in a reality show with Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson.

[notorious]

The America I know and love will have these two in a reality show with Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson.



" Midnight Douchin' in Houston "

[sedated]

that's some fine-looking poon right there.

http://deadspin.com/5611550/foul-ball-couple-calls-it-quits

[ModSocks]

It must really suck to be that guy. You basically have the entire US calling you a pussy. He should be on suicide watch.

[Consistent1]

It must really suck to be that guy. You basically have the entire US calling you a pussy. He should be on suicide watch.

Yep. Hell, he may have to live with the fact that not only did he look like a tool, but didn't even get in that! Never know.

[sedated]

looks like the guy is threatening to post naked pics of the girl

http://deadspin.com/5613849/foul-ball-couple-update-bo-the-bailer-threatens-to-leak-intimate-photos-of-ex-he-failed-to-protect

[Valiant]

looks like the guy is threatening to post naked pics of the girl

http://deadspin.com/5613849/foul-ball-couple-update-bo-the-bailer-threatens-to-leak-intimate-photos-of-ex-he-failed-to-protect

lol awesome.. I have had a few friends blow up on facebook statuses.. Shit gets you in trouble..

[sedated]

So she went ahead and released some PG-13 pics. Nice bod.

Supposedly there are more, but I can't get through at work.

<img src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/08/500x_sara_saco-3.jpg"


http://deadspin.com/5615024/bo-the-bailers-ex-makes-a-semi+nude-preemptive-strike

[notorious]

So she went ahead and released some PG-13 pics. Nice bod.

Supposedly there are more, but I can't get through at work.

<img src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/08/500x_sara_saco-3.jpg"


http://deadspin.com/5615024/bo-the-bailers-ex-makes-a-semi+nude-preemptive-strike

Yep, she's attractive.

[MTG#10]

i would the whole thing

[MTG#10]

http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/gallery/sara-saco-gallery-bc-logo/sara_saco-6.jpg
http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/gallery/sara-saco-gallery-bc-logo/sara_saco-5.jpg
http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/gallery/sara-saco-gallery-bc-logo/sara_saco-9.jpg
http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/gallery/sara-saco-gallery-bc-logo/sara_saco-8.jpg

[MTG#10]

http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/gallery/sara-saco-gallery-bc-logo/sara_saco-7.jpg
http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/gallery/sara-saco-gallery-bc-logo/sara_saco-2.jpg
http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/gallery/sara-saco-gallery-bc-logo/sara_saco-4.jpg

[seclark]

i'm guessing she's been hit w/a few balls.
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[Buck]

Is this chick 18 or what?

[MTG#10]

Is this chick 18 or what?
yes, feel free to drool

[Buck]

yes, feel free to drool

Sweet

[siberian khatru]

i'm guessing she's been hit w/a few balls.
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ROFL

[Fish]

Those cannot be natural titties. No way... The necessary combination of genes to produce something like that is just impossible...

In a year or so this silly chick will be rich and famous...

What a fucked up world..

[sedated]

<img src="http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/gallery/sara-saco-gallery-bc-logo/sara_saco-1.jpg">

[Valiant]

I have the feeling she is going to ride this to playboy.. Poor Bo..ahahhaa

[seclark]

I have the feeling she is going to ride this to playboy.. Poor Bo..ahahhaa

hell...they're both f@ckin jerkoffs. we just like to look at her.
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[InChiefsHeaven]

Her folks must be really proud...

[Param]

face isn't the best, but those tits and body....

[DJ's left nut]

I have the feeling she is going to ride this to playboy.. Poor Bo..ahahhaa

I certainly hope so.

That is damn impressive right there.