Simulated Bash outcomes

[Demonpenz]

I have designed a program to give you a full out come of this years bash, You just have to list who is going, what the weather is like, and what the guests drink.

Lets try this out!

[Kyle DeLexus]

Buck and GoChiefs drinking cosmos and wine coolers and MAYBE a Mike's Hard, weather is nice out.

[blaise]

Charlie Weis gets wind of the party and shows up on a rascal and parks it at the food table until he flips over and soils his shorts.

[Sofa King]

Todd Haley and Scott Pioli show up pissed off, the weather is Thunderstorm with rampant tornados and they are drinking way too much straight whiskey. Jack Daniels to be exact. shots.

[Scaga]

Everyone shows up....
Drink heavily.....
A few of them pass out early....
Wake up around noon-ish....
Hangovers all around....

Repeat...

[loochy]

Flachief58, MOhillbilly, and big nasty kcnut eating tacos that nut stole from work. They are playing horseshoes and drinking Jack. The sky is overcast and the air is a cool 53 degrees.

WHAT HAPPENS?

[Dartgod]

This software sucks.
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[Demonpenz]

Buck and GoChiefs drinking cosmos and wine coolers and MAYBE a Mike's Hard, weather is nice out.

Processing.........

GoChiefs clothes get throw in the pond over some posts that happened 3 years ago. Buck and his mom show up, Buck stays and starts parting, but GoChiefs and Bucks mom leave in search of some clothes to wear, after a long awkward silence the trip between Gochiefs and bucks mom is cut off due to the sexual tension. GoChiefs just grabs a Richard Marxx T Shirt that was in the vehicle. GoChiefs tries to hide the shame of what just happened, but te T-shirt gives it away. A new date is added to the back of the Marxx T-shirt 09/11/10 Nzoners bash.

[Demonpenz]

Flachief58, MOhillbilly, and big nasty kcnut eating tacos that nut stole from work. They are playing horseshoes and drinking Jack. The sky is overcast and the air is a cool 53 degrees.

WHAT HAPPENS?

FlaChief58 shows up, but quickly says he is a lurker that only has a few posts. He calls him Self. Hail2thechief and sits in the corner most of the night and leaves earlier, then talks shit later on how he was going to F everyone up but decided to be the bigger man. MoHillbilly drinks 50 beers and takes two roasting pigs and shoulder presses them 66 times. It would have been 67 times but one of the pigs became uneven as he took bite out of the pigs left ribcage. He then catches a 30 pound catfish and smacks a napping KCnut. Nut was just taking a nap after a long day of miscommuncation lead to him getting a pink belly from the rest of the party. KcNut mumbles something about his radio show and politics, but everyone is too drunk to care and they crank up the tunes and continue to party.

[Simply Red]

Flachief58, MOhillbilly, and big nasty kcnut eating tacos that nut stole from work. They are playing horseshoes and drinking Jack. The sky is overcast and the air is a cool 53 degrees.

WHAT HAPPENS?

will it really be that temperature (about?) -- It's still 98 here, everyday!

[Sofa King]

apparantly the software only works with planet people. I'll try again.



RedNFeisty, Lumpy and Jilly show up, it's a blistering 105 out, and they're drinking Long Island Iced Tea's by the pool.

[DMAC]

Ahhh, I see what you are doing here...

luv and Moooo show up drinking grape gatorade and the weather is a bit...clammy.

[loochy]

apparantly the software only works with planet people. I'll try again.



RedNFeisty, Lumpy and Jilly show up, it's a blistering 105 out, and they're drinking Long Island Iced Tea's by the pool.

My pirated version of the software says: The put on their bikinis. GoChiefs proceeds to call them fat and make fun of them. GoChiefs gets slapped.