Man Arrested For Putting Semen in Female Co-Worker's Water Bottle

[Deberg_1990]

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/man-arrested-for-putting-semen-in-female-co-workers-water-bottle-082010



FULLERTON, Calif. - A man was arrested Tuesday in California for ejaculating twice into a female co-worker’s water bottle.

Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water.

Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested.

In June 2010, the female was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. The victim reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department.

In early July, following further investigation by the police and the Orange County Crime Lab, the defendant was linked through DNA to the crimes. Lallana was arrested Tuesday outside of his home.

Lallana was charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.

If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.

In a disturbing story out of Maryland, a man was arrested in July for throwing semen on women who were shopping in a Michael’s Craft store and in a Giant super market.

In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That guy has far better aim than Cassel.

[blaise]

What a nutty story.

[Spicy McHaggis]

What goes around, comes around.

[Hydrae]

releasing an offensive material in a public place

Seems like an odd law to have on the books. I wonder if that means you could be arrested and charged for farting in a movie theatre. :hmmm:

[blaise]

How many times after he did it the first time do you think that guy looked at her and said to himself, "Yeah baby, how did you like that protein shake?"

[CrazyPhuD]

Wait so if you creampie the town whore does that also count as releasing an offensive material in a public place?

[BWillie]

This broad gets sick after drinking semen? How does she ever expect to stay married or take cumshots to the face?

[Ugly Duck]

I didn't know it was a crime to ejaculate into women's water bottles. I mean... who hasn't done that?

[Gravedigger]

You couldn't notice it in your drink? Really? You just drink anything that's in front of you without noticing a change in the clarity of the water, or taste? I understand people are oblivious that this could happen to them but it's not like milk, IT'S WATER!

[rockymtnchief]

Hmmmm...that explains what those guys were doing in Dunit35's swimming pool the other night.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I'm innocent I tell ya !

[Radar Chief]

Seems like an odd law to have on the books. I wonder if that means you could be arrested and charged for farting in a movie theatre. :hmmm:

Since the wording is “offensive material” it would probably depend on whether there was any substance to it or not.

[Mr. Laz]

she really needs to learn how to swallow

[KCUnited]

That is some hella aim, half the pages of the Mitchell Report would've been stuck together had I tried that.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

If he was smart he'd carry livestock semen which is harder to trace.

[Radar Chief]

If he was smart he'd carry livestock semen which is harder to trace.

Hey, no free advertising here.

[Kerberos]

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/man-arrested-for-putting-semen-in-female-co-workers-water-bottle-082010





In a disturbing story out of Maryland, a man was arrested in July for throwing semen on women who were shopping in a Michael’s Craft store and in a Giant super market.



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[Goldmember]

You couldn't notice it in your drink? Really? You just drink anything that's in front of you without noticing a change in the clarity of the water, or taste? I understand people are oblivious that this could happen to them but it's not like milk, IT'S WATER!

Not if it's vitamin water

[Goldmember]

If he was smart he'd carry livestock semen which is harder to trace.

You're missing his point

[ModSocks]

That's Hawt.

I wanna ejaculate in some chick's water now....and watch her drink it.

And I love the idea of flinging semen at unsuspecting shoppers. Ima jump in a walmart shopping cart and have someone push me down the aisle while i do a drive-by semen fling at hot MILFS.

Hawt.

[Lonewolf Ed]

This broad gets sick after drinking semen? How does she ever expect to stay married or take cumshots to the face?

Wait... how doe she expect to STAY married? This is the USA, buddy. Only girlfriends and fiances do that. Marriage puts an end to it.

[HoneyBadger]

Ok. She drinks this water, gets sick. Then sends her water bottle to the lab?

How does this woman know something was in the water, and who sends their water to the lab to be tested?

Interesting......

[Bane]

RAAAAAAAAWR!Take it all bitch!!!
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[Tombstone RJ]

I'm wondering how he managed to do this twice without getting caught as he did it...

[philfree]

Bull...she probably spat it there herself!

PhilFree:arrow:

[Tombstone RJ]

And, how does the lab do a DNA match? Did he volunteer for a DNA test of somekind... this story has all sorts of strange...

[Simply Red]

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Deberg has really been pulling his weight around here! GET TO WORK, PEOPLE!

[Simply Red]

That is some hella aim, half the pages of the Mitchell Report would've been stuck together had I tried that.

Rob Report? ..just joking.

[keg in kc]

That's just nasty.

[boogblaster]

puts new meaning to the "ole-squirt-bottle" ....

[Chief Chief]

Have you figured out what HIS favorite drink is?









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Jack 'n water!!!

[The Franchise]

Have you figured out what HIS favorite drink is?









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Jack 'n water!!!

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[Pioli Zombie]

Bugeater's been doing this for years at Chuck E Cheeses.

[Bwana]

LMAO


What I want to know is why the hell did he give up his DNA?

[Pioli Zombie]

LMAO


What I want to know is why the hell did he give up his DNA?
He gave it to them. In SEMEN.

[Pioli Zombie]

Gives a new meaning to the term "on the rocks"

[Bwana]

He gave it to them. In SEMEN.
Ummm, yeah, but they had to have SOMETHING to match it to. There may have been a court order to draw blood, or have him jeck it in a cup, but it's not like they had his DNA on file.

[Pioli Zombie]

Ummm, yeah, but they had to have SOMETHING to match it to. There may have been a court order to draw blood, or have him jeck it in a cup, but it's not like they had his DNA on file.
Maybe they had her drink it and then they asked her "does this taste like the shit you drank?"

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Maybe they had her drink it and then they asked her "does this taste like the shit you drank?"

OK. That was funny ! ROFL

[Bwana]

Maybe they had her drink it and then they asked her "does this taste like the shit you drank?"

LMAO

[big nasty kcnut]

Funny did this guy think he was long dong silver or something.

[Chiefaholic]

Maybe they had her drink it and then they asked her "does this taste like the shit you drank?"

:LOL:

[Tombstone RJ]

Funny did this guy think he was long dong silver or something.

He's got a condition know as chiefsfan. Dude's dealing with it his own special way...

[milkman]

He's got a condition know as chiefsfan. Dude's dealing with it his own special way...

Are you sayng that bitch was a cum guzling Donkey fan?

[Gonzo]

Are you sayng that bitch was a cum guzling Donkey fan?

Aren't most donk fans cum guzzlers?
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[milkman]

Aren't most donk fans cum guzzlers?
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We need a "Right over the head" smiley around here.

[notorious]

Aren't most donk fans cum guzzlers?
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All Donk fans are cum guzzlers but not all cum guzzlers are Donk fans.

[Tombstone RJ]

Are you sayng that bitch was a cum guzling Donkey fan?

No, I'm saying this is common behavior among you people... your all sick... ROFL

[milkman]

No, I'm saying this is common behavior among you people... your all sick... ROFL

Maybe.

But sick is better than cum guzzling.

[Tombstone RJ]

Maybe.

But sick is better than cum guzzling.

Well, you would know...

[Bwana]

Well, you would know...

Dude, stfu and go fetch us a cold beer, stall boy.

[milkman]

Well, you would know...

You know, I've never been to New York, but I know it has a hell of a lot people there.

[Tombstone RJ]

Dude, stfu and go fetch us a cold beer, stall boy.

:banghead:

easy there big guy...

[Brianfo]

I didn't know it was a crime to ejaculate into women's water bottles. I mean... who hasn't done that?

This. Elevenbillionty!!

[RJ]

She probably has no idea how many times the dude shot a load into her pb&j.

Choosy moms choose jizz.

[Chief Pote]

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/man-arrested-for-putting-semen-in-female-co-workers-water-bottle-082010



FULLERTON, Calif. - A man was arrested Tuesday in California for ejaculating twice into a female co-worker’s water bottle.

Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water.

Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested.

In June 2010, the female was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. The victim reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department.

In early July, following further investigation by the police and the Orange County Crime Lab, the defendant was linked through DNA to the crimes. Lallana was arrested Tuesday outside of his home.

Lallana was charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.

If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.

In a disturbing story out of Maryland, a man was arrested in July for throwing semen on women who were shopping in a Michael’s Craft store and in a Giant super market.

In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs!


I call bullshit.

[ForeverChiefs58]

She just needs to get herself one of these:

http://images7.cpcache.com/product/386429027v3_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg


That way everybody knows.

[ForeverChiefs58]

Look how freaking sexy that is:

http://www.treehugger.com/bottled-water-bottle-bottom.jpg

[ForeverChiefs58]

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2884/sperm1.jpg

[niblet]

He gave it to them. In SEMEN.

You solved it. I can just visualize what happened now. The bottle is sent to a lab for testing. The scientist: "OMG. The DNA in this bottle belongs to the owner of the semen that is also in this bottle." Case closed. Genius.

[ForeverChiefs58]

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[Phobia]

Hasn't your wife ever come home from work ill? I'm not sayin I'm taking credit for it but I'm not sayin I'm not either.

[JD10367]

Not if it's vitamin water

Vitamin C (men).

[alanm]

Maybe they had her drink it and then they asked her "does this taste like the shit you drank?"I bust a gut laughing and my GF comes over and checks out what I was laughing about then calls you guys some of the sickest f*cks around.
Some women have no sense of humor. LMAO

[Frankie]

I had seen ships in a bottle but never Seamen.

[Frankie]

Jokes aside though, anyone taking disgusting liberties with others should be put away for a good amount of time. Sick bastard!