Haynesworth diagnosed with illness

[Mr. Laz]

Washington Redskins (http://www.kffl.com/team/37/nfl) DT Albert Haynesworth (http://www.kffl.com/player/1855/nfl) (illness) has been diagnosed with rhabdomyolysis, a condition that causes the rapid breakdown of skeletal muscle because of injury to muscle tissue, reports The Washington Post's Jason Reid and Rick Maese, citing three people familiar with the situation. Haynesworth was able to play in the team's preseason game Saturday, Aug. 21, which means he has likely recovered from the condition, according to experts. However, those experts warn that if Haynesworth was suffering from rhabdomyolsis, he might not have been in the proper shape to participate in the team's training camp. Haynesworth lashed out after the team's game Saturday, saying the Redskins (http://www.kffl.com/team/37/nfl) are underplaying the severity of the medical condition that caused him to sit out practices.

[splatbass]

Is sand in the vagina actually an illness?

[JD10367]

Is sand in the vagina actually an illness?

Not technically. However, sandusvaginitis can be a chronic condition, especially for fans of perenially-mediocre teams. Also the condition can be amplified by certain sound vibrations, such as uttering the words "Pioli", "Haley", or "Cassel"; these waveforms cause the sand particles to vibrate rapidly and increase irritation exponentially.

Haynesworth, however, has a different disease called assholeitis, which masks other true illnesses and causes a profound lack of hearing or caring from coaches or fans due to the many other symptoms assholeitis has caused over the seasons.

[Valiant]

He acted like a bitch when they decided to make the switch.. But so did the organization and Shanarat when they refused to trade him.. Hell I am sure at this rate the league will step in ala Owens in Philly and make it so they can trade him easier..

[splatbass]

Not technically. However, sandusvaginitis can be a chronic condition, especially for fans of perenially-mediocre teams. Also the condition can be amplified by certain sound vibrations, such as uttering the words "Pioli", "Haley", or "Cassel"; these waveforms cause the sand particles to vibrate rapidly and increase irritation exponentially.

Haynesworth, however, has a different disease called assholeitis, which masks other true illnesses and causes a profound lack of hearing or caring from coaches or fans due to the many other symptoms assholeitis has caused over the seasons.

:LOL:

[Baby Lee]

Not technically. However, sandusvaginitis can be a chronic condition, especially for fans of perenially-mediocre teams. Also the condition can be amplified by certain sound vibrations, such as uttering the words "Pioli", "Haley", or "Cassel"; these waveforms cause the sand particles to vibrate rapidly and increase irritation exponentially.

Haynesworth, however, has a different disease called assholeitis, which masks other true illnesses and causes a profound lack of hearing or caring from coaches or fans due to the many other symptoms assholeitis has caused over the seasons.

The term is gynosilicosis.

[JD10367]

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[Consistent1]

He should have just gotten with Cushing's PR people and spun a tale of "Under-Trained Athletes Syndrome".

[Bane]

Fuck Hayneworthless and the Redskins!
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[Pioli Zombie]

He has Fatassica.

[Halfcan]

didnt know being Fat and Lazy was an illness-lol

[threebag]

didnt know being Fat and Lazy was an illness-lol

Ya he'll be able to get a hadicap placard for being fat and lazy too. Front row parking for the Golden Corral!!!

[gblowfish]

"Rhabdomyolysis" is also known as "Dan Williams Disease." It's caused by laying around on the sofa from January to July, eating cheetos and watching HBO fourteen hours a day.

[Valiant]

"Rhabdomyolysis" is also known as "Dan Williams Disease." It's caused by laying around on the sofa from January to July, eating cheetos and watching HBO fourteen hours a day.

Shit I think I have that then..

[boogblaster]

i could have the disease if i liked cheetos

[2112]

Has anybody noticed how much of a lard ass hes become? jesus, he was never that fat in Tennessee. maybe if he stopped filling up the shopping cart and alsostopped stuffing his face somebody would believe his dumbass.

[Bowser]

Has anybody noticed how much of a lard ass hes become? jesus, he was never that fat in Tennessee. maybe if he stopped filling up the shopping cart and alsostopped stuffing his face somebody would believe his dumbass.100 million could buy a fuckload of Bon Bons.

[BTAU]

"Rhabdomyolysis" is also known as "Dan Williams Disease." It's caused by laying around on the sofa from January to July, eating cheetos and watching HBO fourteen hours a day.

I think I may be out of the woods on this one. I don't get HBO. :D

[warpaint*]

Thank God we don't have to deal with this douchebag.

[Aries Walker]

There goes money well spent.

[blaise]

Sure he does.

[Garcia Bronco]

Tubby would lie about anything.

[FAX]

Fat Albert is apparently getting no love.

Jason Reid at the Washington Post says, "In speaking with reporters after the game, Haynesworth never mentioned Shanahan by name, but multiple team sources said the two-time all-pro performer's anger is directed at Shanahan, who has described Haynesworth's condition as "more of a headache than anything else."

Michael Ventre at NBC Sports reports, "Clearly, Albert Haynesworth is a toxic waste dump with legs. He’s not somebody you want around."

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