not very professional

[seclark]

http://www.kcci.com/r/24746645/detail.html

Chiropractor Patient's Story Leads To Charges
PERRY, Iowa -- A Perry chiropractor is charged with assault after a patient reported him to police.

Police said Dan Duffy was charged after the complaint was filed in Dallas County in January. He was charged with simple misdemeanor assault on Aug. 10.

According to the complaint, a woman being examined for a back injury was lying on her stomach when Duffy pulled up her shirt to expose her lower back.

According to the woman's statement, Duffy began massaging her lower right back and buttocks area. Sometime during the exam Duffy left the exam room. He then returned to the room and stood on the left side of the table. The woman told authorities that at that point she heard Duffy unzip his pants and heard what she described as "masturbating."

The woman said that after the exam her mother took her to the police station. Police swabbed her lower back for evidence.

The state Division of Criminal Investigation lab confirmed that sperm from the lower back swabs on the woman matched Duffy's DNA profile.

Duffy declined to comment on camera on the advice of his attorney, but said he's worried about his two young children and his family's future in Iowa.

Duffy told KCCI that he's innocent, but said his personal nightmare has just begun because regardless of whether he's found guilty, the stigma attached to these kinds of charges could prevent him from practicing in Perry or Iowa ever again.

Duffy has pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor charge. He's requested a jury trial.

Duffy has been running his chiropractic practice out of a Perry strip mall for 12 years.

[Rain Man]

This is why you always administer a general anesthetic.

[vailpass]

This is why you always administer a general anesthetic.

ROFL

[Pants]

He plead not guilty? So the sperm got on her ass by accident or is he claiming it was consensual at the time?

[MOhillbilly]

He plead not guilty? So the sperm got on her ass by accident or is he claiming it was consensual at the time?

if your mom picks you up and drops you off it may not make a difference

[seclark]

props to a lady who can leave jizz on her back long enough to make it to the police station.
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[stevieray]

maybe in the Midwest.

but not in LA.

[seclark]

if your mom picks you up and drops you off it may not make a difference

oh man...
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[The Franchise]

Hey man.....he could have just tipped over his water bottle and some of it spilled onto her back.

[Rain Man]

Hey man.....he could have just tipped over his water bottle and some of it spilled onto her back.

After vigorously shaking it at waist level.

[KCUnited]

Baby cum back, you can blame it all on me

[Pants]

if your mom picks you up and drops you off it may not make a difference

Oh shiiiiiiiiii....


You're right.

[MahiMike]

Hey I think I saw this scene on youporn.

[Earthling]

So his only defense would be that it was consensual and she is shaking him down for some dough....Hmmmm I guess that "could" have happened that way...??

[-King-]

Wait...so she allowed him to keep masturbating long enough that he ejaculated? WTF?

[ChiTown]

Wait...so she allowed him to keep masturbating long enough that he ejaculated? WTF?

Yeah, that doesn't make a lot of sense,

[Earthling]

Prolly have to get a "splatter" expert from the FBI or somewhere to test the different splooge patterns on the back.

[seclark]

Wait...so she allowed him to keep masturbating long enough that he ejaculated? WTF?

well, if she was that hot, it might have only took a couple cranks to take off.
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[allen_kcCard]

Totally misread that....I thought he excused himself and she heard him whackin it from outside the exam room.

If he did it right there next to her....a big WTF to him, and a bigger WTF to her for not getting the fucks out of there sooner.

[DeezNutz]

if your mom picks you up and drops you off it may not make a difference

Story wouldn't have described her as a "woman," then.

[Pants]

The article doesn't mention whether he jizzed all over her or not. Shit, they could have swabbed her back and found DNA just from his hands rubbing her back. This whole story sounds retarded.

[tooge]

Always numb them up
Numbnumbnumbnumbnumb

[-King-]

The article doesn't mention whether he jizzed all over her or not. Shit, they could have swabbed her back and found DNA just from his hands rubbing her back. This whole story sounds retarded.

The state Division of Criminal Investigation lab confirmed that sperm from the lower back swabs on the woman matched Duffy's DNA profile..

[ISUJeff]

That's the chiropractor I went to for a basketball injury in high school.
And my back always felt so good after each rub down . . .

[DeezNutz]

The article doesn't mention whether he jizzed all over her or not. Shit, they could have swabbed her back and found DNA just from his hands rubbing her back. This whole story sounds retarded.

"sperm from the lower back swabs..."

[Chief Chief]

Why did he leave the room?

Oh yeah...he went to find his water bottle but later remembered that he didn't have one.

Why did she just lay there when she heard him unzip his pants and masturbate?

Oh yeah...she thought he had a water bottle in his other hand.

[ChiTown]

"sperm from the lower back swabs..."

My guess is that he was playing with himself, got some pre-jiz on his hands and worked it into the lower back area of the woman. I doubt he jacked off on her back without her putting a stop to that.

[Pants]

.

LMAO

MAH BAD!

Durrrrr

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Wait...so she allowed him to keep masturbating long enough that he ejaculated? WTF?

precum

[Iowanian]

I guess this answers the questions about if he would piihb.

[Iowanian]

My guess is that he was playing with himself, got some pre-jiz on his hands and worked it into the lower back area of the woman. I doubt he jacked off on her back without her putting a stop to that.

Advanced Scouting party.

[-King-]

precum

ROFL It still takes some time to get the precum. She should have got up as soon as she heard the zipper. Yet she stayed...allowed him to masturbate and come.

[Pants]

Advanced Scouting party.


LMAO

[-King-]

My guess is that he was playing with himself, got some pre-jiz on his hands and worked it into the lower back area of the woman. I doubt he jacked off on her back without her putting a stop to that.

Yeah, but he came back and THEN unzipped and masturbated according to her.

[Goldmember]

Hey man.....he could have just tipped over his water bottle and some of it spilled onto her back.

ROFL

[Pants]

Yeah, but he came back and THEN unzipped and masturbated according to her.

I bet he actually went into the other room and rubbed one real quick because he was obviously getting too horny while working her lower back area. Dude didn't wash his hands afterward and got some jazz on the young lady's back. I just find it VERY HARD to believe:

a. He would jeopardize his family and business of 10+ years just got get himself off
b. The girl would let him unzip his pants and beat it right there next to her

The girl tells mom what happened (dude went into the other room and came back a little later). They smell a lawsuit and take her to the police, BAM! she got jazz bits on her. Case closed.

[The Franchise]

I bet he actually went into the other room and rubbed one real quick because he was obviously getting too horny while working her lower back area. Dude didn't wash his hands afterward and got some jazz on the young lady's back. I just find it VERY HARD to believe:

a. He would jeopardize his family and business of 10+ years just got get himself off
b. The girl would let him unzip his pants and beat it right there next to her

The girl tells mom what happened (dude went into the other room and came back a little later). They smell a lawsuit and take her to the police, BAM! she got jazz bits on her. Case closed.

So why would he unzip his pants while he's in there with her?

[Pants]

So why would he unzip his pants while he's in there with her?

He didn't. Bitch is lying! Or maybe he had to readjust. Who knows?!

[Mr. Laz]

This is why you always administer a general anesthetic.ROFLROFL

[WV]

Damn...if he can get off that fast then I need to go to Chiropractor school!

[big nasty kcnut]

he could of zipped up his pant because he forgot to in the bathroom.

[rockymtnchief]

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[Chief Henry]

So why would he unzip his pants while he's in there with her?

Why would she stay in the room if she heard him unzip his pants ?

[Chief Henry]

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Our family was just talking about this movie last night...

[Rain Man]

That's the chiropractor I went to for a basketball injury in high school.
And my back always felt so good after each rub down . . .


You might want to go take an eight hour long hot shower, even if it's been a couple of decades.

[tyler360]

I find it very hard to believe she just let him rub one out right on her back with her knowing the whole time.

[Demonpenz]

well if you go once you will have to cum back

[JD10367]

Come on, people. (Pardon the pun.) Give the guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he's got a hearing problem, and when she said "I've got a crick in my back" he thought she said "I'd like a prick on my back." :shrug:

[-King-]

I bet he actually went into the other room and rubbed one real quick because he was obviously getting too horny while working her lower back area. Dude didn't wash his hands afterward and got some jazz on the young lady's back. I just find it VERY HARD to believe:

a. He would jeopardize his family and business of 10+ years just got get himself off
b. The girl would let him unzip his pants and beat it right there next to her

The girl tells mom what happened (dude went into the other room and came back a little later). They smell a lawsuit and take her to the police, BAM! she got jazz bits on her. Case closed.

Ok....how the hell did the girl know that there was cum on her back?

[Scorp]

Ok....how the hell did the girl know that there was cum on her back?

I am pretty sure if I came on your back you would feel it. errrr wait a minute. :spock:

[-King-]

I am pretty sure if I came on your back you would feel it. errrr wait a minute. :spock:

Well yeah... ROFL

But seriously...he's saying that he rubbed one out...still had nut on his hands and massaged her back with it. My question with that theory is that, how would she know that she had nut on her back?

[ChiefaRoo]

What if it was just warm sea salt lotion?

[Pants]

Ok....how the hell did the girl know that there was cum on her back?
I don't know whether she knew or not. I just find it extremely hard to believe that guy (who's had the stable business for over a decade) would be willing to throw it away to jack himself off on some girl. Does not compute.

[ChiefaRoo]

I don't know whether she knew or not. I just find it extremely hard to believe that guy (who's had the stable business for over a decade) would be willing to throw it away to jack himself off on some girl. Does not compute.


Pus^y can make a man do crazy things.

[The Franchise]

Pus^y can make a man do crazy things.

He wasn't getting any pussy though.....that's the thing.

It'd be one thing if he fucked the girl and then she was trying to use that to get money out of him. But it's fishy that he's going to risk everything.....just to fap it and bust on a girl's back.

[ChiefaRoo]

He wasn't getting any pussy though.....that's the thing.

It'd be one thing if he ****ed the girl and then she was trying to use that to get money out of him. But it's fishy that he's going to risk everything.....just to fap it and bust on a girl's back.

Dude, 80% of sex is in the brain. He provided his own friction. Same difference.

[-King-]

He wasn't getting any pussy though.....that's the thing.

It'd be one thing if he fucked the girl and then she was trying to use that to get money out of him. But it's fishy that he's going to risk everything.....just to fap it and bust on a girl's back.

Back acne fetish?

[Saul Good]

So his only defense would be that it was consensual and she is shaking him down for some dough....Hmmmm I guess that "could" have happened that way...??

I don't know about any dough, but she's already got his batter.

[bluehawkdoc]

He offered up his own natural oils for the rubdown in order to "go green"... It's holistic medicine. Save the planet.

[Phobia]

This is the entire reason I didn't become a chiropractor. Freaking nosy lawyers.

[chiefzilla1501]

What a ****ing loser.

Just prematurely cum in your pants. That's what I do. Nobody's going to be swabbing my boxers for samples.