Do you dye your facial hair?

[Archie F. Swin]

I need some advice. I dont mind grey hair, but a grey beard at age 38 is a little much. I would like to dye my beard, and would like some advice from those who have experience in doing so.
:Robinson:

[ChiefaRoo]

No play for Mr. Gray

[ChiTown]

WTF?

[keg in kc]

I'm 36 and mine's going gray as well. I didn't notice it until I grew a fell beard over the winter, but even now it's showing at the edges of my goatee. Fucking sucks.

[DaneMcCloud]

I only dye the hair on my balls.

Sorry I can't be of much help.

[Brock]

If you won't shave it, you probably better color it.

[Bane]

Honestly,I did 1 time about 2 years ago.Started getting major gray in the beard so I figured WTH....Yeah I left it in too long and it turned coal black (not a racist attack fuggers) and I ended up shaving it all off.Never again.

[Gadzooks]

Honestly,I did 1 time about 2 years ago.Started getting major gray in the beard so I figured WTH....Yeah I left it in too long and it turned coal black (not a racist attack fuggers) and I ended up shaving it all off.Never again.

Never grow a beard or never dye.
I look like a fuckin' animal with my goat but without it I'm like a girly man (ala, 21 Jump Street Johnny Depp)

[keg in kc]

I only dye the hair on my balls.

Sorry I can't be of much help.

If you won't shave it, you probably better color it.Those go together so well.

[Spott]

That seems like a lot of work because I assume that you would have to keep dying it every couple of days.

[RedNFeisty]

From a woman's point of view, don't dye it. Speckles of grey can be very sexy, distinguished, if you will.

[Bane]

Never grow a beard or never dye.
I look like a ****in' animal with my goat but without it I'm like a girly man (ala, 21 Jump Street Johnny Depp)

Never gonna dye it again.NEVA EVA!!!!!!

[ChiTown]

I started going prematurely gray around 18. By the time I was in my early 20's, the battle was lost. That said, most women have told me that it's attractive, and quite frankly (as a man in my 40's), I don't give a fuk whether people like it or not. It's part of what makes me, me.

[luv]

Nope.

[Bane]

Nope.

:clap:

[Lzen]

That seems like a lot of work because I assume that you would have to keep dying it every couple of days.

Every couple of days? Really? I am asking because I am in the same boat and have considered this very thing.

[Pablo]

Just shave your face man. Beards are for Santa Claus and Leprechauns.

[RedNFeisty]

I started going prematurely gray around 18. By the time I was in my early 20's, the battle was lost. That said, most women have told me that it's attractive, and quite frankly (as a man in my 40's), I don't give a fuk whether people like it or not. It's part of what makes me, me.

Are you that guy from American Idol a few years back?? Wait, your to old to be him, sorry.

:D

[boogblaster]

just the rare red muff dive ...

[ChiTown]

Are you that guy from American Idol a few years back?? Wait, your to old to be him, sorry.

:D

:cuss:

[Bugeater]

I don't see what's wrong with a little gray. Dyeing hair is for women and metrosexuals.

[keg in kc]

Just shave your face man. Beards are for Santa Claus and Leprechauns.Or for fat dudes who aren't happy with their fat ass chins.

Which is why my facial hair ain't going anywhere.

[RedNFeisty]

Just shave your face man. Beards are for Santa Claus and Leprechauns.

Good point! A beard would keep me laughing for a couple of reasons, but one reason, they tickle.

[Lzen]

Just shave your face man. Beards are for Santa Claus and Leprechauns.

Wife won't let me get rid of the goatee. Go figure.

[Gadzooks]

Nope.

How would you know the difference?:
http://img.slate.com/media/46/070910_Exp_OsamaEX.jpg

[RedNFeisty]

:cuss:

Come on, you know it was funny!!

[Bwana]

I only dye the hair on my balls.

Sorry I can't be of much help.

Well yeah that and it's always swell to braid the old sack hair into a Fu, for those special occasions!


http://halloweenmart.com/media/core/LO28-0098_MOUSTACHE_FU_MAN_CHU.jpg

[Archie F. Swin]

From a woman's point of view, don't dye it. Speckles of grey can be very sexy, distinguished, if you will.

Speckles? More like I just jogged through a powdered sugar plant, or overdid it at Cafe Du Monde.

[RedNFeisty]

I only dye the hair on my balls.

Sorry I can't be of much help.

You should shave that shit!

[luv]

Speckles? More like I just jogged through a powdered sugar plant, or overdid it at Cafe Du Monde.

What does your wife think?

[KcMizzou]

There's a guy at work who gets pretty gray... and then he'll come in with coal black hair all of the sudden. It's pretty funny.

Personally, I'd just roll with it. I don't think going gray would bother me much.

[KcMizzou]

I don't see what's wrong with a little gray. Dyeing hair is for women and metrosexuals.:thumb:

[Spott]

Every couple of days? Really? I am asking because I am in the same boat and have considered this very thing.

I'm just guessing you would have to do it every couple of days because the roots would start showing through underneath pretty quickly. I normally shave every day or two but I've never grown a full beard and I don't have any gray facial hair.

[RedNFeisty]

Speckles? More like I just jogged through a powdered sugar plant, or overdid it at Cafe Du Monde.

Send me a picture, I will tell you what you should do. ;)

I still say gray can be very sexy.

[Tylerthigpen!1!]

Ryan Lilja prematurely greyed.

[luv]

There's a guy at work who gets pretty gray... and then he'll come in with coal black hair all of the sudden. It's pretty funny.

Personally, I'd just roll with it. I don't think going gray would bother me much.

How would you tell?

[ChiTown]

Come on, you know it was funny!!

Actually, truth be told, age doesn't bother me. If I hadn't accomplished anything in life and I looked like an old fucker, THEN I'd be upset.:)

[Gadzooks]

You should shave that shit!

Have you ever shaved your Balls? It's no easy feat.

[Gonzo]

I finally grew a goatee about 5 months ago, (no gray) but it started off brown, blonde and a little red. I thought about dying it but when it grew in fully it evened out.
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[KcMizzou]

How would you tell?Well, I let it grow out a little sometimes... and I get a few gray hairs in my beard. My dad... (who basically has the same set-up) is almost totally gray now, and I think it looks good on him. You've probably seen a pic of him before.

[RedNFeisty]

Actually, truth be told, age doesn't bother me. If I hadn't accomplished anything in life and I looked like an old ****er, THEN I'd be upset.:)

Perfect outlook!

[ChiTown]

Have you ever shaved your Balls? It's no easy feat.

:LOL:

I sure as hell hope she hasn't!

[RedNFeisty]

Have you ever shaved your Balls? It's no easy feat.

Are you asking if I have shaved my balls...lol...no, but I have gotten plenty of men to do it! I don't do the dental floss thing.

[luv]

Well, I let it grow out a little sometimes... and I get a few gray hairs in my beard. My dad... (who basically has the same set-up) is almost totally gray now, and I think it looks good on him. You've probably seen a pic of him before.

Yes, I have. And I agree.

[KcMizzou]

FYP.:evil:
(Just kidding, of course)LMAO

I expected that.

[Gadzooks]

LMAO

I expected that.

Dang, I deleted it. There could be kids roaming in these here parts.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Are you asking if I have shaved my balls...lol...no, but I have gotten plenty of men to do it! I don't do the dental floss thing.


I'm doing it right now!

[Gadzooks]

Are you asking if I have shaved my balls...lol...no, but I have gotten plenty of men to do it! I don't do the dental floss thing.

Flossing is an essential part of the tooth-cleaning process because it breaks up and removes plaque from between teeth and at the gumline, where periodontal disease often begins. Flossing has many health benefits.

If you find using floss awkward or difficult, ask your dentist, hygienist or dental assistant for tips.

[RedNFeisty]

Dang, I deleted it. There could be kids roaming in these here parts.
That's right, you need to watch out for my fragile eyes.
I'm doing it right now!
Good boy!
Flossing is an essential part of the tooth-cleaning process because it breaks up and removes plaque from between teeth and at the gumline, where periodontal disease often begins. Flossing has many health benefits.

If you find using floss awkward or difficult, ask your dentist, hygienist or dental assistant for tips.

I floss daily, but not with pubic hair, gross!!!!

[ChiTown]

If a woman wants me to go down on her, she best have that area shaved up pretty well. I'm not saying bald, but just shave around the work area :D

[Gadzooks]

If a woman wants me to go down on her, she best have that area shaved up pretty well. I'm not saying bald, but just shave around the work area :D

I agree. Shaved = pedophilic. Trimmed and neat = good to go.

I don't mind the musty jungles. As long as it don't smell down there I'm there.
Always an adventure.:eek:

[RedNFeisty]

If a woman wants me to go down on her, she best have that area shaved up pretty well. I'm not saying bald, but just shave around the work area :D

:thumb:

[Ugly Duck]

I did color my mustache for a coupla weeks when I first started going gray. It started in a patch right under my right nostril. Looked like snot was running down into my mouth. Then I figured "So what? I don't have to look at myself." Two weeks of Just for Men is as gay as I've ever been. Except maybe for reading the GoChiefs posts about his penis. I guess thats kinda gay, too...

[Gadzooks]

I did color my mustache for a coupla weeks when I first started going gray. It started in a patch right under my right nostril. Looked like snot was running down into my mouth. Then I figured "So what? I don't have to look at myself." Two weeks of Just for Men is as gay as I've ever been. Except maybe for reading the GoChiefs posts about his penis. I guess thats kinda gay, too...

Do you just have the mustache? Is it part of a beard?
I've never tried just the mustache since everyone would think I was a cop or a NARC.
However, if I lived in Buffalo, it would be perfectly acceptable to sport stache.
Buffalo chicks love the stache. (Unfortunately, most of them look like Buffaloes).

[stevieray]

not anymore.

[JD10367]

Now that I'm in my early 40s, my goatee has started graying badly, but only in two lines just south of each corner of my mouth. So I said, "Screw it," and shaved down in a straight line through the goatee. Took out most of the little grey mofos, and now I look like Lemmy from Motorhead or the bassist from Spinal Tap.

[Psyko Tek]

I need some advice. I dont mind grey hair, but a grey beard at age 38 is a little much. I would like to dye my beard, and would like some advice from those who have experience in doing so.
:Robinson:

if you need to ask it doesn't matter

[Psyko Tek]

Have you ever shaved your Balls? It's no easy feat.

if you don't have a lady to help,
there's not really a reason too...

[Gadzooks]

Now that I'm in my early 40s, my goatee has started graying badly, but only in two lines just south of each corner of my mouth. So I said, "Screw it," and shaved down in a straight line through the goatee. Took out most of the little grey mofos, and now I look like Lemmy from Motorhead or the bassist from Spinal Tap.

I've been sporting the Derek Smalls look, on and off, since I was 16. To look like Lemmy would require me to be able grow knobs on my face at will.
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[JD10367]

If you're a guy, and not gay and starring in porn, there's no reason to shave your balls. Personally, I would never get that close to my shar-peis with a razor blade. The most I'll do is some scissor trimming so my balls don't look like Osama Bin Laden's face. That's all you really need to do, just a bit of politeness so anyone trying to perform oral sex on you doesn't have to deal with picking short-n-curlies out of their dental work.

[WV]

If you're a guy, and not gay and starring in porn, there's no reason to shave your balls. Personally, I would never get that close to my shar-peis with a razor blade. The most I'll do is some scissor trimming so my balls don't look like Osama Bin Laden's face. That's all you really need to do, just a bit of politeness so anyone trying to perform oral sex on you doesn't have to deal with picking short-n-curlies out of their dental work.

Careful with the scissors too....those band aides smart like hell when you pull them off!

[Pablo]

Shaving your balls isn't difficult folks. Nutsack skin is tough stuff. You can take a razor to it and it isn't going to cut it up. Unless you're a neanderthal and can't even shave your face without nicking it up.

[Gadzooks]

Shaving your balls isn't difficult folks. Nutsack skin is tough stuff. You can take a razor to it and it isn't going to cut it up. Unless you're a neanderthal and can't even shave your face without nicking it up.

You must have had a nut injury as a child and had a leather sack fused to your body to hold your testicles in place.
Ball skin will bleed on command. Add to that, a pinky finger flick can leave a man in traction for hours.

[JD10367]

You must have had a nut injury as a child and had a leather sack fused to your body to hold your testicles in place.
Ball skin will bleed on command. Add to that, a pinky finger flick can leave a man in traction for hours.

This here. I'm pretty careful with the scissors to the point (pardon the pun) of paranoia. I have a white tile floor, so the rule is, "Grab the hair, pull away from you, and if you CAN'T SEE WHITE TILE, then DON'T CUT". The rare times I've nicked myself, I can tell you, balls bleed like nothing you've ever seen. I don't need a freshly-shaved scrotum that bad, I don't care WHAT Doctor Evil thinks about it.

[RedNFeisty]

Like everything else, with a little practice you get good at it.

[Pablo]

You must have had a nut injury as a child and had a leather sack fused to your body to hold your testicles in place.
Ball skin will bleed on command. Add to that, a pinky finger flick can leave a man in traction for hours.I can shave my nuts and throw some aftershave on them mafuggas right afterward.

I'm practically Duke Nukem.

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[Gadzooks]

Like everything else, with a little practice you get good at it.

You don't understand. Owning testicles is like having a woman dangling between your legs:
- They get pissed off for no reason.
- If you inadvertently cut them they bleed for a week and still survive.
- You can exfoliate all you want but they’ll still look like they’re 100 years old
The list goes on and on. It's awful.

[JD10367]

Like everything else, with a little practice you get good at it.

Wait. I thought you were a girl. We're talking about shaving balls. Are you talking about shaving poontang? Or shaving balls? Or shaving someone ELSE'S balls? :evil:

[Ugly Duck]

Do you just have the mustache? Is it part of a beard?
I've never tried just the mustache since everyone would think I was a cop or a NARC.

Just the stache. Shaved the beard when I moved back from Alaska cuz it makes me feel more.... civilized

[RedNFeisty]

Wait. I thought you were a girl. We're talking about shaving balls. Are you talking about shaving poontang? Or shaving balls? Or shaving someone ELSE'S balls? :evil:

All of the above....anything in general. I have shaved a pair of balls more then a few dozen times. I don't see the big deal in it. :D

[JD10367]

All of the above....anything in general. I have shaved a pair of balls more then a few dozen times. I don't see the big deal in it. :D

:eek:

http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_ju/assets/widget_bImbtQ1DzkMyu3WvLAtCos.jpg

How YOU doin'?

[RedNFeisty]

You don't understand. Owning testicles is like having a woman dangling between your legs:
- They get pissed off for no reason.
- If you inadvertently cut them they bleed for a week and still survive.
- You can exfoliate all you want but they’ll still look like they’re 100 years old
The list goes on and on. It's awful.

ROFLROFL

Don't be a wuss!!

Hey wait, I exfoliate and don't look 100 yrs old. :harumph:

[RedNFeisty]

:eek:

http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_ju/assets/widget_bImbtQ1DzkMyu3WvLAtCos.jpg

How YOU doin'?

It was the same pair every time, I was with my ex 16 yrs. It was fun, we would do each other.

Who is that a picture of anyway??

[Phobia]

I have had some gray in my goat for many years but it's more than just a little now. Haven't ever died it and will not likely ever do so. I'm your age. It's expected, I think.

[Phobia]

Oh my. I guess we're no longer talking about beards then.

[Over-Head]

NOt that I read all 5 pages, but how the hell do we go from coloring facial hair to shaving balls???

Oh, wait a min...this IS Chiefsplanet....carry on....:shake:

[Ugly Duck]

Oh my. I guess we're no longer talking about beards then.

Oh ya right... like you've never heard the suggestion, "Would you please shave your balls?"

[RedNFeisty]

NOt that I read all 5 pages, but how the hell do we go from coloring facial hair to shaving balls???

Oh, wait a min...this IS Chiefsplanet....carry on....:shake:

Sorry, once again, it is my fault. :D

[luv]

Oh my. I guess we're no longer talking about beards then.

Dane said he only dyed the hair on his balls, and it pretty much went south from there.

[Phobia]

Oh ya right... like you've never heard the suggestion, "Would you please shave your balls?"

No. I've always kept them fresh. I prefer scratching delicious freshly shorn velvet scrote.

[KcMizzou]

Dane said he only dyed the hair on his balls, and it pretty much went south from there. Literally.

[Over-Head]

If ya like em smooth, just wax the fugers and be done with it:rolleyes:

[Phobia]

If ya like em smooth, just wax the fugers and be done with it:rolleyes:

Actually, there's few more heightened sensations that stimulation with a day or two's growth - for me...

[KcMizzou]

You people talk like you have furry balls. Like a fine pelt that can only be attacked with a weed whacker or sawsitall. I must say, the hair on my actual balls is pretty minimal, and quite easy to control.

(prepared to regret this post later)

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

No, I'm not so vain or teh ghey either.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I can shave my nuts and throw some aftershave on them mafuggas right afterward.

I'm practically Duke Nukem.

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