Caption contest. Blaine Gabbert and Nathan Scheelhasse

[|Zach|]

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[RustShack]

Stay down nigger

[Saul Good]

I've got the keys to your haase.

[Saccopoo]

Scheelhasse: *Jesus H. Christ...does this guy brush his teeth with dog shit or something?*

[baitism]

"Have you ever made love to a white man?"

[luv]

Just think. You had the chance to be on the winning team.

[Priest31kc]

Just think. You had the chance to be on the winning team.

:thumb:

[Dante84]

"I wish I could quit you"

[Reaper16]

Stay down ****er
Can you not self-censor your post? It is a violation of the board rules, and it also happens makes this particular post read a certain way that you don't want it to.

[LaChapelle]

Could be a bed bug bite
I'd just rub some dirt on it

[RustShack]

Can you not self-censor your post? It is a violation of the board rules, and it also happens makes this particular post read a certain way that you don't want it to.

I actually didn't, and I don't have the censor on either.. I guess the black N word is the one word you can't say.

Nigger

[Saul Good]

Can you not self-censor your post? It is a violation of the board rules, and it also happens makes this particular post read a certain way that you don't want it to.

Says the guy who's avatar is Ron Nigging Swanson.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Eastside, bitch.

[RustShack]

Says the guy who's avatar is Ron ****ing Swanson.

Did you self fucking censor that?

EDIT-

Must have unless you said something else that CP doesn't allow...

[Priest31kc]

"I'm awesome, your a piece of shit. Bitch." Thats what I bet he said.

[LaChapelle]

....oh and by the way
Cassel sucks
Sure man, what ever you say

[Reaper16]

I actually didn't, and I don't have the censor on either.. I guess the black N word is the one word you can't say.

****er
Oh. You DID mean to say the N-word. Didn't see that one coming.

Says the guy who's avatar is Ron ****ing Swanson.
If you see asterisks above my avatar then it is because you have the automatic censor turned on. If your censor is turned off then you won't see any asterisks above it. I did not type asterisks into that field.

[RustShack]

I'm not racist. Just for the record. Blaine said it not me!!!

[Reaper16]

I'm not racist. Just for the record. Blaine said it not me!!!
Can you delete that post, then? If not I will report it.

[luv]

I actually didn't, and I don't have the censor on either.. I guess the black N word is the one word you can't say.

****er

It's one of a few. It's not really cool to say in jest, either.

[RustShack]

Can you delete that post, then? If not I will report it.

Why? Black people use that word all the time. They call us crackers all the time and its no big deal. Personally I don't see a problem with it, we are all the same.

[|Zach|]

:facepalm:

[Priest31kc]

If you see asterisks above my avatar then it is because you have the automatic censor turned on. If your censor is turned off then you won't see any asterisks above it. I did not type asterisks into that field.

Im an idiot, how do you turn the censor off? Cant find it...

[Dante84]

To Washington, CP

[luv]

Im an idiot, how do you turn the censor off? Cant find it...

Very bottom of the page in the left corner. You probably want Full featured (unfiltered)

[-King-]

Im an idiot, how do you turn the censor off? Cant find it....

[Priest31kc]

Very bottom of the page in the left corner. You probably wan Full feateured (unfiltered)

ThanksPBJ

[Tribal Warfare]

"What's that smell?"

Gabbert: "It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good."

[googlegoogle]

"you should have gone to Kstate"

[Crush]

Have you seen a grown man naked?

Do you like gladiator movies?

[Pitt Gorilla]

"Bow down before the one you serve.
You're going to get what you deserve."

[Bowser]

"Ha. Ha. HAAAA."

[siberian khatru]

"I put a grand down on North Dakota State, just for the hell of it!"

[T-post Tom]

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I wanna take you home and "Tebow" you. Do you feel me? Do you FEEL me?

[BryanBusby]

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"I'm a level 16 Paladin with 32 Hit points and plus 18 charisma. What ya doin' later?"

[CHENZ A!]

Kid used to come to the park and play ball, could jump outta the gym and had no problem holding his own against adults when he was like 15 or 16, was always polite too. I'm rooting for him.
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[kcfanXIII]

"no thanks man, i don't make out with guys anymore, not since i left rockhurst"

[Red Dawg]

ROFL"Have you ever made love to a white man?"

[Red Dawg]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL"no thanks man, i don't make out with guys anymore, not since i left rockhurst"

[tmax63]

Okay, so I get yo mamma and you get my sister, done!

[ExtremeChief]

"Wanna gobble little gabbert?"

[the Talking Can]

are all MU players aggressive homosexuals?

[Spott]

Don't feel bad, at least you didn't lose to North Dakote State.

[Deberg_1990]

Your still Dangerious..............but you can be my wingman anytime.....

[Pablo]

You feel that pressing against your thigh?

That's my Truman, bitch. Reach down and grab it if you want to get fucked by a real man.

POST 10K MOTHERTRUCKERS!

[Bump]

"You have a purdy mouth on you."

[Brock]

are all MU players aggressive homosexuals?

Sounds like a few of their fans have dick on the brain.

[POND_OF_RED]

"Now you see why we wanted you to play safety."

[Saccopoo]

Why? Black people use that word all the time. They call us crackers all the time and its no big deal. Personally I don't see a problem with it, we are all the same.

Just when I thought you couldn't be any dumber...

[Mosbonian]

Sounds like a few of their fans have dick on the brain.

I'm an MU fan and I bristle at some of the takes that are on here....

mmaddog
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

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"You can always transfer; I'll put in a good word".

[Reaper16]

"Good game, man." /goes for accuracy points

[|Zach|]

"Good game, man." /goes for accuracy points

LMAO

[CoMoChief]

Blaine: You'll never win shit

Nathan: Neither will you.

Blaine: Yeah well, thousands/millions of dollars are waiting for me at the next level, wish I could say the same for you.

Nathan: Ya know whats funny about that?

Blaine: What?

Nathan: I totally just farted and caught you w/ your mouth open while you were talking.

Blaine: OH YOU GOT ME GOOD YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

[Titty Meat]

Blaine: How the fuck did you win anything at Rockhurst? You make Matt Cassel look accurate.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Blaine: How the fuck did you win anything at Rockhurst? You make Matt Cassel look accurate.

LMAO:clap:

[Chief3188]

Smell my new mango flavored Cert.

Yeah, thats nice dawg

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Could be worse, you coulda lost to NDSU

:(

[ChiTown]

Blaine: You'll never win shit

Nathan: Neither will you.

Blaine: Yeah well, thousands/millions of dollars are waiting for me at the next level, wish I could say the same for you.

Nathan: Ya know whats funny about that?

Blaine: What?

Nathan: I totally just farted and caught you w/ your mouth open while you were talking.

Blaine: OH YOU GOT ME GOOD YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

That was a lot of effort wasted on something stupid.

[Gonzo]

That was a lot of effort wasted on something stupid.
I'll take "Things CoMo's mom said after going through labor" for 500 please alex.
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[ChiTown]

I'll take "Things CoMo's mom said after going through labor" for 500 please alex.
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LMAO

[tomahawk kid]

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"Are you a fan now, b!tch?"

[kcfanXIII]

Not so easy to win when every body can recruit, huh?

[eazyb81]

LOL, been busy all weekend and didn't get the numerous North Dakota State references until hitting up Google.

Could kansas be any more fucking pathetic? Jesus Christ. The laughs just keep on coming.

[Sam Hall]

Not so easy to win when every body can recruit, huh?

WINNER

[Sam Hall]

"Why in the hell did you sign with Illinois?"

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'll take "Things CoMo's mom said after going through labor" for 500 please alex.
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BOOM goes the dynamite!LMAO

[Rausch]

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1) "I'm sorry, no one told you?"

2) "Home. You. Go there..."

3) "I ain't Chase, bitch.
I'm here to win games that matter..."

4) "SHINEBOX!"

5) "Kobra Kai!"