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Messier
09-18-2010, 01:46 PM
Touchdown Disallowed After Ref Drops Ball Handed To Him By Player
September 17, 2010 | ISSUE 46•37

KANSAS CITY, MO—Chargers' tight end Antonio Gates' 3-yard touchdown reception against the Chiefs Monday was ruled incomplete after referee Doug Rosenbaum bobbled and dropped the ball handed to him by Gates. "The rule in question states, 'A referee must maintain possession through the entirety of the post-touchdown player-to-referee-exchange, and make a clear officiating move," NFL vice president of officiating Carl Johnson said at a press conference Tuesday. "Not only must the official signal a touchdown, receive the game ball, hold it, and twirl it around a little in his hands, but he must also take it home with him and keep it in his possession for at least three days. That is the only way a touchdown is officially recorded in the NFL." Johnson insisted the rules of the league must be upheld, because otherwise fans might actually be happy.

milkman
09-18-2010, 01:47 PM
That is the worst parody of..........anything, ever.

Messier
09-18-2010, 01:58 PM
That is the worst parody of..........anything, ever.

Chiefs related Onion bit. Sorry you didn't like it. You do know comedy though.

Big Chief Homer
09-18-2010, 02:04 PM
That is the worst parody of..........anything, ever.

Wow... the onion really dropped the ball on that one:D

Ming the Merciless
09-18-2010, 02:19 PM
Stinks IMO


also made me cry a little.

Baby Lee
09-18-2010, 02:22 PM
That is the worst parody of..........anything, ever.

Demonpenz is gonna be so pissed that GoChiefs has beat him to making a living in comedy writing.

milkman
09-18-2010, 02:26 PM
Demonpenz is gonna be so pissed that GoChiefs has beat him to making a living in comedy writing.

What about that would make GoChiefs think he's done that?

Baby Lee
09-18-2010, 02:28 PM
What about that would make GoChiefs think he's done that?

The assumption that TheOnion pays its 'creative'