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Hammock Parties
09-29-2010, 05:42 PM
Now that he finally did something on offense, you should definitely buy his t-shirt.

http://dextermccluster.intuitwebsites.com/store.html

http://dextermccluster.intuitwebsites.com/dexfactorblackshirtpromo.jpg

http://dextermccluster.intuitwebsites.com/dreadeddexshirt.jpg

http://dextermccluster.intuitwebsites.com/dexfactorredpromo.jpg

http://dextermccluster.intuitwebsites.com/dexfactor.jpg

Simply Red
09-29-2010, 05:44 PM
any in vintage cotton? J/K, that's full of win, w/o question.

BossChief
09-29-2010, 05:48 PM
LOL@ "If you can see this, I already scored"

DexFactor stuck, it would seem.

Fritz88
09-29-2010, 05:49 PM
bust

Simply Red
09-29-2010, 05:56 PM
bust

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honestly, it's bad when I knew more about him than most . SEC cntry, i guess. :/

The Franchise
09-29-2010, 05:56 PM
Holy fuck his webpage sucks.

Brock
09-29-2010, 05:57 PM
Why do I need this when I already have a Jamaal Charles and Javier Arenas shirt?

BossChief
09-29-2010, 06:00 PM
Why do I need this when I already have a Jamaal Charles and Javier Arenas shirt?

ROFL

ElGringo
09-29-2010, 06:08 PM
I do like the "If you can see this... I already scored"

Chiefs Rool
09-29-2010, 06:20 PM
#22 Jersey + Dreadlock wig = WIN at Arrowhead.

googlegoogle
09-29-2010, 06:30 PM
Does Dex own that website?

googlegoogle
09-29-2010, 06:31 PM
Where is the bootysweat logo?

smittysbar
09-29-2010, 06:47 PM
Those are pretty sad

rad
09-29-2010, 06:53 PM
LOL@ "If you can see this, I already scored"

DexFactor stuck, it would seem.

I like "The Dreaded Warrior" better.

Simply Red
09-29-2010, 07:02 PM
Does Dex own that website?

yeah, probably. and??? It's America, gotta b smart to earn a buck up-n-here.

Mile High Mania
09-29-2010, 07:16 PM
Maybe it just looks weird to me, but those images do not appear to be actually on those shirts...

Ralphy Boy
09-29-2010, 07:23 PM
Holy **** his webpage sucks.

It's an Intuit website by Quickbooks. For the self-employed small business owner just to give them a web presence.

I wonder if Dex got a small business loan to start his website.:hmmm:

Demonpenz
09-29-2010, 08:26 PM
www.geocities.com/dexfactor.index was taken i suppose

DBOSHO
09-29-2010, 08:27 PM
Dex factor is cheezy. Itd be original if we didnt already have an x factor

Demonpenz
09-29-2010, 08:29 PM
Dex factor is cheezy. Itd be original if we didnt already have an x factor

I forgot why the fuck Dante hall was even the x-factor. he didn't have an x in his name

Demonpenz
09-29-2010, 08:29 PM
Elin Nordegren the Ex Factor

KcMizzou
09-29-2010, 08:41 PM
On that San Fran look-a-like thread, someone posted this pic of Dex and said he looks just like Lil' Wayne. Another poster responded and said McCluster's the one with talent.

Shogun
09-29-2010, 08:49 PM
Totally bought a black one.

BossChief
09-29-2010, 09:06 PM
I forgot why the fuck Dante hall was even the x-factor. he didn't have an x in his name

from 9-16-10 in his nickname thread:

Dex-factor

remember when Dante used to say he was so lethal because you cant prepare for every weapon we have and he is the xfactor because of that...well here begins the days of the "Dex-factor"

Basically he was the guy that you couldnt account for when preparing for their offense.

Kennison
"Line of fame"
Tony G
Priest
TRich
Morton
LJ

You only have so much time in practice to prepare for the other team and after you are ready to defend those guys...then comes the XFactor.

Now, we have

Bowe
Good OL
Moeaki
Jamaal
Chambers
Jones

Not quite the guys we had, but thats a lot to prepare for...and then you have the DexFactor.

I want my royalties!

KCUnited
09-29-2010, 09:13 PM
from 9-16-10 in his nickname thread:



Basically he was the guy that you couldnt account for when preparing for their offense.

Kennison
"Line of fame"
Tony G
Priest
TRich
Morton
LJ

You only have so much time in practice to prepare for the other team and after you are ready to defend those guys...then comes the XFactor.

Now, we have

Bowe
Good OL
Moeaki
Jamaal
Chambers
Jones

Not quite the guys we had, but thats a lot to prepare for...and then you have the DexFactor.

I want my royalties!

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6918567#post6918567

Hammock Parties
09-29-2010, 09:17 PM
It's hard to prepare for him because he doesn't start, and you never know where he's gonna line up.

I bet he's already keeping DCs up nights.

stlchiefs
09-29-2010, 09:41 PM
He should focus more the the Run DMC nickname. I like that better and it's not a copy off of Dante.

Shogun
09-29-2010, 09:41 PM
He should focus more the the Run DMC nickname. I like that better and it's not a copy off of Dante.

So much better than Copying McFucken

Thig Lyfe
09-29-2010, 09:52 PM
Those designs kinda blow.

Phobia
09-29-2010, 10:01 PM
Those designs kinda blow.

Kinda? It looks like some kid did them.

kysirsoze
09-29-2010, 10:03 PM
Kinda? It looks like some kid did them.

I'd still buy one. I just don't know about 22.00 + shipping. For that I expect a little craftsmanship.

Shogun
09-29-2010, 10:05 PM
I'd still buy one. I just don't know about 22.00 + shipping. For that I expect a little craftsmanship.

I will let you know when mine comes in the mail

Phobia
09-29-2010, 10:05 PM
For a $22 tee-shirt I expect to see a skull, rose, and a heart.

BossChief
09-29-2010, 10:06 PM
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6918567#post6918567

can we split the royalties?

damn, I thought I was the highlander...

OnTheWarpath15
09-29-2010, 10:09 PM
Those are awful.

kysirsoze
09-29-2010, 10:09 PM
For a $22 tee-shirt I expect to see a skull, rose, and a heart.

Yes! You should offer your services as a t shirt designer. Dex could double his signing bonus in no time.

kysirsoze
09-29-2010, 10:18 PM
For a $22 tee-shirt I expect to see a skull, rose, and a heart.

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/3679/dexfactor.png

Phobia
09-29-2010, 10:43 PM
http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/3679/dexfactor.png

So, you're SexyDexy's designer?

jAZ
09-29-2010, 11:39 PM
Please tell me he built his own website. And then explain to me why someone didn't stop him. That website is almost as horrible at the shirt itself.

LiL stumppy
09-30-2010, 12:29 AM
Dante Hall was also called that because he played the "X" position WR.

clyde05
09-30-2010, 12:30 AM
my wife surprised me and got me a red dex factor one, doesnt ship till octobher 5th

teedubya
09-30-2010, 12:37 AM
www.geocities.com/dexfactor.index was taken i suppose

LMAO.

That website is CLASSIC. DexterMccluster.com BWHAHAH... oh man. I laughed hard.

I had 1996 flashbacks. Oh shit. ROFL ROFL :doh!:

teedubya
09-30-2010, 12:38 AM
I like how the shirt uses a preseason picture of him on the logo. LOL. No logo on the helmet... preseason practice jersey.

googlegoogle
09-30-2010, 12:47 AM
Bad shirt. Where's the Alpo Chino Tshirts?

BryanBusby
09-30-2010, 12:47 AM
holy shit, it's only missing some blingee text and a .midi in the background and its a fullblown site from 1996

clyde05
09-30-2010, 01:38 AM
I like how the shirt uses a preseason picture of him on the logo. LOL. No logo on the helmet... preseason practice jersey.

yes thats the first thing i noticed

googlegoogle
09-30-2010, 03:05 AM
holy shit, it's only missing some blingee text and a .midi in the background and its a fullblown site from 1996

midi sites! lol. :doh!: ROFL

Mile High Mania
09-30-2010, 04:43 AM
He should focus more the the Run DMC nickname. I like that better and it's not a copy off of Dante.

My guess is that it will hard to market that on shirts and profit from it without running into trouble with the rap group.

DMAC
09-30-2010, 07:38 AM
I kind of want a Dexter The Hedgehog shirt

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/8025/dexhog.jpg

ElGringo
09-30-2010, 07:48 AM
Now, if he put a wolf on those T-Shirts, the would be legend....do you think he has what it takes to make a wolf shirt????

Shogun
09-30-2010, 07:50 AM
Now, if he put a wolf on those T-Shirts, the would be legend....do you think he has what it takes to make a wolf shirt????

It would be smarter to make a three dexter moon shirt.

Demonpenz
09-30-2010, 09:22 AM
I remember a dale earnhardt site that would load Nickleback "animals" in midi format in the background. LMAO LMAO LMAO

Hammock Parties
02-18-2011, 04:58 PM
Price reduced to 11.99...ROFL...can't imagine why!

http://stores.intuitwebsites.com/ultimatesport/-strse-*Ultimate-Athletes*-cln-****Dexter-McCluster****-cln-T-dsh-Shirts/Categories.bok

kepp
02-18-2011, 05:06 PM
It needs a wolf or three.

Farzin
02-18-2011, 06:20 PM
The photo selection is awful on the "X" It's McCluster in his practice jersey. The Arrowhead logo on his helmet is missing, unless he wants to promote himself only and not the Chiefs, then that would make sense.

Tribal Warfare
02-18-2011, 06:24 PM
The photo selection is awful on the "X" It's McCluster in his practice jersey. The Arrowhead logo on his helmet is missing, unless he wants to promote himself only and not the Chiefs, then that would make sense.

I think that's the general idea

Fish
02-18-2011, 06:33 PM
The photo selection is awful on the "X" It's McCluster in his practice jersey. The Arrowhead logo on his helmet is missing, unless he wants to promote himself only and not the Chiefs, then that would make sense.

I'm pretty sure that would be illegal use of the Chiefs trademark...

58kcfan89
02-18-2011, 06:58 PM
Here's a better shirt. That's wuzzham.

https://www.shgstores.com/wuzzham/site/index.cfm

Repost police can suck one.

Easy 6
02-19-2011, 10:36 PM
I'm sure its been addressed ad nauseum, but too much was expected of him right away, hyped during the draft & preseason as the slot guy.

There were obvious glimpses of his potential & he'll likely only get better... but to have expected some kind of uber savvy, route machine, zone raping Welker type from a rookie was but a sweet dream.

Hammock Parties
02-19-2011, 10:43 PM
There were obvious glimpses of his potential & he'll likely only get better... but to have expected some kind of uber savvy, route machine, zone raping Welker type from a rookie was but a sweet dream.

To have expected more than an utter waste of shit wide receiver was quite reasonable.

Red Brooklyn
02-19-2011, 11:00 PM
My wife bought a Dexter McCluster t-shirt when we were last back in KC. She loves it!

It's cute how much she gets attached to players. Her previous favorite was Tony G. Now, she's obsessed with McCluster. It's completely awesome. I really love that woman.

Hammock Parties
02-19-2011, 11:02 PM
It's cute how much she gets attached to players. Now, she's obsessed with McCluster. It's completely awesome. I really love that woman.

I hate her guts.

Easy 6
02-19-2011, 11:02 PM
To have expected more than an utter waste of shit wide receiver was quite reasonable.

Was Devin Hester a game breaking WR his rookie year? of course not, he was a skinny rookie that needed overall development from the weightroom to classroom to field.

His talent is plain to see, give it time.

Hammock Parties
02-19-2011, 11:05 PM
Was Devin Hester a game breaking WR his rookie year? of course not, he was a skinny rookie that needed overall development from the weightroom to classroom to field.
.

Devin Hester wasn't even drafted as a wide receiver, moron.

He was drafted as a return specialist and he was dynamite as a rookie.

Easy 6
02-19-2011, 11:13 PM
Devin Hester wasn't even drafted as a wide receiver, moron.

He was drafted as a return specialist and he was dynamite as a rookie.

Parse it however you want to, same type of tweener player with obvious skills that just need refinement, moran.

They could have drafted him for several positions, but chose wr, so what? give the guy atleast 2 years to learn his craft & beef up. You really didnt see enough explosive potential to justify any optimism?

Hammock Parties
02-19-2011, 11:16 PM
Parse it however you want to, same type of tweener player with obvious skills that just need refinement, moran.


They are not the same type of player.

Hester was a lethal return man who scored 5 TDs as a rookie.

McCluster was a dude who made a couple plays, got hurt, disappeared, and sold some t-shirts.

You can't compare every undersized dude with some quicks to Devin Hester. I can find 30 players like McCluster around the league. He's nothing.

Easy 6
02-19-2011, 11:22 PM
I can find 30 players like McCluster around the league. He's nothing.

I think your prediction has about a 30% chance of being true.

baitism
02-20-2011, 12:36 AM
Shit. I can find McCluster's cleaning office buildings. It's probably what he will be doing in 5 years.

Red Brooklyn
02-20-2011, 10:30 AM
I hate her guts.
She hates yours too.

Hammock Parties
02-20-2011, 10:55 AM
She hates yours too.

Good. Tell her every time McCluster fails to make a play, she can think of me.

Eventually she'll see the light.

Deberg_1990
02-20-2011, 11:03 AM
Dante Hall had 0 catches, 0 kicks and 0 punt return TD's until his 3rd year in the league.

Hammock Parties
02-20-2011, 11:17 AM
Dante Hall had 0 catches, 0 kicks and 0 punt return TD's until his 3rd year in the league.

He was a fifth round pick.

I would be pretty pleased with McCluster if he was a fifth round pick.