If you could only pick two parts of a BLT...what would they be?

[the Talking Can]

poll to come...

If you could only pick two parts of a BLT what would they be?

[Buck]

Bacon and Bread

[WhitiE]

bx2?

[PornChief]

decisions decisions...

[Rain Man]

Probably the Blonde and the Twins. I'd like to have the Lesbian in there too, but if I have to give one up, she's the one.

[DaKCMan AP]

Easy.

[Rain Man]

Oh, the poll just came up. You're talking about the other kind of BLT.


I never have a BLT. The lettuce is a distraction. I always have a BT, so my answer is obvious.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

I never eat BLTs unless a fillet of grilled salmon is involved.

[Stinger]

Bacon and Bacon.

[Crush]

Bacon and Bacon.


Sprinkled with chopped bacon.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Tomato can eat my asshole. Fuck tomato.

[FAX]

Where's the mustard option?

FAX

[Buck]

Well I guess we know that DaKCMan is gay now.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Well I guess we know that DaKCMan is gay now.

I highly doubt he's gay. But if he is, he's the most Awesome gay guy you've ever known.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Going with the bread and bacon option....I'm a man, I'm 40!

[Buck]

I highly doubt he's gay. But if he is, he's the most Awesome gay guy you've ever known.

Dude, if Bacon isn't one of your choices you are not awesome, and you are more than likely gay.

[KcMizzou]

The bacon and tomato, obviously.

Some of you people are weird.

[Chief Chief]

I'd have to select the labs and the tongue as they are like main entrees and more stimulating than the breasts, which to me serve more or less as side dishes, if you will. And -- please -- don't reply to this post with any remarks about dogs as I'm trying my best to keep this at a PG-13 rating (I could have easily used a different 't' word than 'tongue').

[Kyle DeLexus]

I'd have to select the labs and the tongue as they are like main entrees and more stimulating than the breasts, which to me serve more or less as side dishes, if you will. And -- please -- don't reply to this post with any remarks about dogs as I'm trying my best to keep this at a PG-13 rating (I could have easily used a different 't' word than 'tongue').

Toosh?

[luv]

The bacon and tomato, obviously.

Some of you people are weird.

This.

[FAX]

Come to think of it, an ass-eating tomato would be pretty horrible. "What happened to your ass?", people would say, and you would be all like, "A tomato ate my ass, dude." and they would be like, "Damn, dude. How did that happen?", and you would be like, "I was in the produce section man, just picking out some carrots and turned my back for like a second and an ass-eating tomato got me from behind.", and they would be like, "Damn.", and you would be like, "Yeah."

FAX

[cdcox]

Oh, the poll just came up. You're talking about the other kind of BLT.


I never have a BLT. The lettuce is a distraction. I always have a BT, so my answer is obvious.

This.

The definitive BT is also made with toasted bread and Miracle Whip.

[Chiefs Rool]

I love me some BLT's, but it HAS to have mayo smothered on it. I guess I would remove the tomato, but I could easily also remove the lettuce only too.
Damn, I want one now!

[Rain Man]

Come to think of it, an ass-eating tomato would be pretty horrible. "What happened to your ass?", people would say, and you would be all like, "A tomato ate my ass, dude." and they would be like, "Damn, dude. How did that happen?", and you would be like, "I was in the produce section man, just picking out some carrots and turned my back for like a second and an ass-eating tomato got me from behind.", and they would be like, "Damn.", and you would be like, "Yeah."

FAX

Plus I'd be worried about the taste of the tomato when I ate it later.

[RealSNR]

Tomato can eat my asshole. Fuck tomato.
This

[cdcox]

I don't even make bacon sandwiches unless tomatoes are in season.

[BWillie]

BLT. Black Lab on Toast? You must say no to the BLT. I'm serious. You must trust me on this one. Always so no to the BLT.

[KcMizzou]

I don't even make bacon sandwiches unless tomatoes are in season.Yeah. Grainy-ass, flavorless winter tomatoes don't cut it.

[siberian khatru]

Anybody who doesn't pick an option with bacon should fix themselves an AIDS, anti-freeze and tomato sandwich.

[Hydrae]

quote: This message has been deleted by DaKCMan AP. Reason: bacon sucks


:shake:

[Dartgod]

Oh, the poll just came up. You're talking about the other kind of BLT.


I never have a BLT. The lettuce is a distraction. I always have a BT, so my answer is obvious.

The bacon and tomato, obviously.

Some of you people are weird.

This.

The definitive BT is also made with toasted bread and Miracle Whip.

I don't even make bacon sandwiches unless tomatoes are in season.

Yeah. Grainy-ass, flavorless winter tomatoes don't cut it.
These.

I will also sometimes add a fried egg to the mix.

[JoeyChuckles]

Bacon is muder peeps. And pigs are disgusting anyway.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Fuck tomatoes.

And I'd make a version of the KFC Double Down.

A shit ton of bacon for the "bread" and a slice of lettuce in teh middle.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Bacon is muder peeps. And pigs are disgusting anyway.

And murder tastes pretty goddamn good.

-Denis Leary

[luv]

These.

I will also sometimes add a fried egg to the mix.

BELT's rock.

[KcMizzou]

Bacon is muder peeps. And pigs are disgusting anyway.

http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo17/CaliginousKnight13/carnivore-support-group.jpg

[BWillie]

quote: This message has been deleted by DaKCMan AP. Reason: bacon sucks


:shake:

Dude, you are going to hell for saying that. What man is against bacon? I was going to neg rep you but you deleted your post.

[Buck]

Bacon is muder peeps. And pigs are disgusting anyway.

I hope you enjoyed your green rep while you had it.

[DaKCMan AP]

Dude, you are going to hell for saying that. What man is against bacon? I was going to neg rep you but you deleted your post.

One virtue of being chosen is you get to diss bacon and not worry about going to hell. :D

[Hammock Parties]

Bacon and tomatoes.

In fact, that could be a meal by itself. Yum.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Fuck you tomato, eatin', motherfuckers.

[cdcox]

**** you tomato, eatin', mother****ers.

Lettuce not go down this path.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Fuck you tomato, eatin', motherfuckers.

LMAO

Every time I see or hear the word tomato, I think of that episode of The Simpsons where Homer accidentally cross-breeds tomatoes with tobacco.

Hmmmm. Tomacco.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Lettuce not go down this path.

LMAO

[patteeu]

I like avocado on my BLTs, but the egg idea sounds like a winner so I'll have to try it. Lettuce is the most expendable part of a BLT, to answer the original question.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO

Every time I see or hear the word tomato, I think of that episode of The Simpsons where Homer accidentally cross-breeds tomatoes with tobacco.

Hmmmm. Tomacco.

Double LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

I don't understand how people can't like tomatoes.

They're soft, they're sweet, they're juicy, they have an interesting texture.

Yum!

[Dartgod]

BELT's rock.
No lettuce. Just BET.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I don't understand how people can't like tomatoes.

They're soft, they're sweet, they're juicy, they have an interesting texture.

Yum!

Yeah. It's like eating the inside of a butthole. Yuuuuum. :Lin:

[Buck]

I only like tomatoes if they are in Salsa.

Ketchup doesn't count.

[KcMizzou]

I don't understand how people can't like tomatoes.

They're soft, they're sweet, they're juicy, they have an interesting texture.

Yum!Well, when they're bad... they're really bad. Garden tomatoes are awesome though. Slice one up, and all you need is maybe a dash of salt and pepper.

[Rain Man]

I like avocado on my BLTs, but the egg idea sounds like a winner so I'll have to try it. Lettuce is the most expendable part of a BLT, to answer the original question.

BLAT?

[luv]

Yeah. It's like eating the inside of a butthole. Yuuuuum. :Lin:

And you know this how? :hmmm:

[MikeTheWildcat]

A fresh tomato from the garden is awesome! Add some bacon (what doesn't go good with bacon) and its all good.

I don't understand how people can't like tomatoes.

They're soft, they're sweet, they're juicy, they have an interesting texture.

Yum!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

And you know this how? :hmmm:

This one time, I went to Kansas City, aaaaaaannnnnnnndddddd.....................................

[RJ]

I think it's obvious that the lettuce has to go. It is merely a conduit.

[patteeu]

BLAT?

I always thought of it as BALT.

[Mr Luzcious]

**** tomatoes.

And I'd make a version of the KFC Double Down.

A shit ton of bacon for the "bread" and a slice of lettuce in teh middle.

This is clearly the best answer.

[chiefs1111]

LMAO

Every time I see or hear the word tomato, I think of that episode of The Simpsons where Homer accidentally cross-breeds tomatoes with tobacco.

Hmmmm. Tomacco.

ROFL

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Damn, I just had bacon right in the palm of my hand !

[Mojo Jojo]

I love good fresh tomato's, and a fresh BLT, but if the tomato's are not good it kills the sandwich. Therefore the tomato is the first to go.

[bevischief]

Where is the bacon, tomato option. Fail.

[CrazyPhuD]

One virtue of being chosen is you get to diss bacon and not worry about going to hell. :D

Dude you've gone from being awesome to being Sooper....

[the Talking Can]

damn, you guys are hard core

[Hydrae]

Yeah. It's like eating the inside of a butthole. Yuuuuum. :Lin:

The inside of a butthole is sweet and juicy? I didn't know that and could have continued living without that thought in my head.

Thanks. :banghead:

[Reaper16]

Bacon and Bread
Hell, drop the bread, even.

[Frazod]

Damn, I just had bacon right in the palm of my hand !

That's not the part bacon comes from......

[Baby Lee]

Tomato can eat my asshole. Fuck tomato.

In Soviet Russia, salad tosses YOU!!

[keg in kc]

Bacon and bacon.

[Frazod]

I guess I'd pick bacon and lettuce, because I don't like lettuce or tomatoes, and lettuce is easier to pick off.

[TimeForWasp]

lettuce has no purpose in this world.

[Inspector]

BLOTC

One of my favorites.

Bacon, Lettuce, Onion, Tomato and Cheese....mayo is optional for me. On toasted wheat bread. And if you really want to get crazy, throw a couple of rings of green pepper on it too. Mmmmmm.....

[redngold85]

F tomato....

[DJ's left nut]

Lettuce does a better job of cutting some of the grease from the bacon.

You get a better hot/cool mix that way.

Little bit of ranch dressing instead of mayo and I end up with pretty badass salad on a couple of massive croutons.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Lettuce does a better job of cutting some of the grease from the bacon.

You get a better hot/cool mix that way.

Little bit of ranch dressing instead of mayo and I end up with pretty badass salad on a couple of massive croutons.

Obese people everywhere love your theory!!!

[boogblaster]

BL no T

[patteeu]

Where is the bacon, tomato option. Fail.

Option 2?

[FAX]

The real problem begins when an ass-eating tomato tastes human flesh. Once that happens, there's no going back and the Police Chief is like, "Okay, it's up to us to find these ass-eating tomatoes men, so let's get to work.", and the Mayor is all like, "Something must be done. The people are hiding in their homes and I have a press conference in the morning.", and the Police Chief is like, "We're canvassing all the neighborhoods and the gardens and we have undercover officers flashing ass all over town. We'll find them, Mr. Mayor.", and the Mayor is all like, "See that you do, we don't need a full-scale panic on our hands.", and the Police Chief is like, "We have mayonnaise traps at all the major intersections. We'll get those ass-eating tomatoes eventually.", and the Mayor is like, "Well, get it done or I'm calling the Governor. God, this is worse than the ass-eating parsley scare we had last year."

FAX

[FAX]

The real problem begins when an ass-eating tomato tastes human flesh. Once that happens, there's no going back and the Police Chief is like, "Okay, it's up to us to find these ass-eating tomatoes men, so let's get to work.", and the Mayor is all like, "Something must be done. The people are hiding in their homes and I have a press conference in the morning.", and the Police Chief is like, "We're canvassing all the neighborhoods and the gardens and we have undercover officers flashing ass all over town. We'll find them, Mr. Mayor.", and the Mayor is all like, "See that you do, we don't need a full-scale panic on our hands.", and the Police Chief is like, "We have mayonnaise traps at all the major intersections. We'll get those ass-eating tomatoes eventually.", and the Mayor is like, "Well, get it done or I'm calling the Governor. God, this is worse than the ass-eating parsley scare we had last year."

FAX

[JohninGpt]

lettuce has no purpose in this world.

Lettuce keeps the tomato from making your bread get soggy.

[J Diddy]

where's the option for spoof threads are gay.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I just had a BMC. Bacon, Mayo, Cheese. That's how you eat a fuckin' bacon sammich.

[Donger]

What about the bread?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

What about the bread?

I ate bread, but I'm all for using bacon as bread.

[J Diddy]

I just had a BMC. Bacon, Mayo, Cheese. That's how you eat a ****in' bacon sammich.


mutton, lettuce tomato

ftw

[Donger]

mutton, lettuce tomato

ftw

Only when the mutton is nice and lean. It's so perky.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I like mutton in Mongolian grills. Yum.

[Chief Chief]

I like mutton in Mongolian grills. Yum.

I like nuthin' on Mongolian girls. Yum.

[Titty Meat]

BLT. Black Lab on Toast? You must say no to the BLT. I'm serious. You must trust me on this one. Always so no to the BLT.

You must be Vietnameese.

[Chief Pote]

Tomato can eat my asshole. **** tomato.

This :eek: