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T-post Tom
10-06-2010, 09:18 PM
Karma for stealing a belt from a "Priest"? That's just brutal.

Clinton Portis could be done in Washington

We've assumed for a while that this would be Clinton Portis' last season in Washington. But is the season already over after only four games?

Redskins coach Mike Shanahan announced earlier Wednesday that Portis would miss 4-6 weeks with a third-degree separation of his left groin. Jason Reid of the Washington Post believes the absence may be permanent.

"Could Portis eventually return to the lineup after rehabbing from a third-degree separation of his left groin? Sure. Anything is possible," Reid writes.

Reading between the lines, Reid must have more information to suggest Portis won't be back when the team announced otherwise. It's never good when the phrase "torn off the bone" and "groin" are in the same sentence.

Portis also has a history of seasons ending early; he missed the final seven games of the 2006 season with a hand injury and the final nine games of the 2009 season with a concussion.

Portis will wind up getting paid $7.7 million this year, $6.4 million of which Redskins owner Dan Snyder was kind enough to guarantee for his old assistant G.M. The guaranteed money is the only reason Portis is still on this team, and there's no chance he'll be back next year when he's due $8.3 million.

The end is rarely kind to workhorse running backs and Portis appears to be no exception. His decline began after he signed his last contract before the 2008 season, and it has only sped up the last two years.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D36P1iWeXNs/RzOE5bOw1II/AAAAAAAAAcw/yO36Msj5XIk/s400/choo+choo.jpg

Chiefspants
10-06-2010, 09:23 PM
Why do I have a bad feeling that KCbroncoHAESHLDSBLAHBLAH will be rejoining us soon?

sd4chiefs
10-06-2010, 09:25 PM
third-degree separation of his left groin.

That's got to hurt.

Hammock Parties
10-06-2010, 09:33 PM
stay down bitch

that's for 5 touchdowns in one game

Bane
10-06-2010, 09:35 PM
Glue factory.
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KcMizzou
10-06-2010, 09:36 PM
stay down bitch

that's for 5 touchdowns in one gameAnd strutting around Arrowhead in that fake ass WWE belt.

Shogun
10-06-2010, 09:37 PM
Did Shaun do that?

T-post Tom
10-06-2010, 09:40 PM
Did Shaun do that?

http://www.realisticdiplomas.com/images/Emblem%20Excellence%20Seal.jpg

KcMizzou
10-06-2010, 09:41 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D36P1iWeXNs/RzOE5bOw1II/AAAAAAAAAcw/yO36Msj5XIk/s400/choo+choo.jpg

He was better in Outkast anyway.

JoeyChuckles
10-06-2010, 09:42 PM
I heard his wife will be the next VP candidate though.

notorious
10-06-2010, 09:42 PM
Jesus, I just pictured someone pulling meat off a chicken leg.


It's just about the same thing.

redngold85
10-06-2010, 10:09 PM
Did Shaun do that?

:clap:

threebag
10-06-2010, 10:28 PM
Damn that's closer than six degrees to Kevin bacon.

crazycoffey
10-06-2010, 10:35 PM
4321 portis and 4321 OTWP......

-King-
10-06-2010, 10:43 PM
Jesus, I just pictured someone pulling meat off a chicken leg.


It's just about the same thing.

I should neg rep you for putting that image in my head. That would hurt like hell

listopencil
10-07-2010, 12:29 AM
I feel badly for the guy. Seems to me that this is going to be very hard, if not impossible, for him to come back from at this point in his career.

HoneyBadger
10-07-2010, 01:07 AM
He won't be PIITB anytime soon.

teedubya
10-07-2010, 01:15 AM
He won't be PIITB anytime soon.

What? What?

BigRichard
10-07-2010, 05:25 AM
He won't be PIITB anytime soon.

Did MTG have a third seperation of the left groin as well?

MahiMike
10-07-2010, 06:33 AM
Same thing happened to Fred Taylor. Ouch!

Saulbadguy
10-07-2010, 06:41 AM
Someone should take him out back and shoot him.

Dark Horse
10-07-2010, 08:08 AM
Not trying to hijack the thread but, does anyone think his characters are funny?

ClevelandBronco
10-07-2010, 08:13 AM
Reading the thread title, I truly thought this meant that Bill Clinton had torn his groin off the bone and I briefly wondered what he'd done (and who he'd done it with) to accomplish that.

Skyy God
10-07-2010, 08:51 AM
Bad for Southeast Jerome, Sheriff Gonna Getcha, Coach Janky Spanky, et. al.

Good for me, since I grabbed Torain in both leagues. He has to be a better pickup than B-Jax....

Kerberos
10-07-2010, 09:18 AM
He won't be PIITB anytime soon.

With the soreness he is having that would hurt like a bitch even if he was laying flat on his back and chick straddled him.

Cringing at the thought

:shake:

OnTheWarpath15
10-07-2010, 10:15 AM
4321 portis and 4321 OTWP......

That's not nice, his groin was fine when I traded him.

Deberg_1990
10-07-2010, 10:35 AM
I feel badly for the guy. Seems to me that this is going to be very hard, if not impossible, for him to come back from at this point in his career.

WHy? He made a ton of money from football and had a decent career if this is it.. NO reason to feel sorry for him.