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CrazyPhuD
10-06-2010, 10:47 PM
So she's sick but she's been bitching all night long about how much she hates oral Thermometers. Should I PIIHB? How reliable is that temperature reading?

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10-06-2010, 10:48 PM
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crazycoffey
10-06-2010, 10:48 PM
don't act like you're annoyed she's sick...
niblet
10-06-2010, 10:49 PM
Friction will heat it up and you'll get an inaccurate reading.
T-post Tom
10-06-2010, 10:51 PM
Have her massage your prostate with her tongue. Then have her bake you some cookies. She'll feel better and thank you for it.
CrazyPhuD
10-06-2010, 10:54 PM
Friction will heat it up and you'll get an inaccurate reading.

Hmmmm really? But what if I can't get a good reading and need to sterilize it before putting it back in her mouth? Heat can be good there no?
88TG88
10-06-2010, 10:55 PM
Is she a good tipper ?
Bane
10-06-2010, 10:58 PM
Have her make you a sammich.
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CrazyPhuD
10-06-2010, 11:05 PM
Is she a good tipper ?

Hmmm come to think of it I don't know....but I definitely always give her 20%.
Shogun
10-06-2010, 11:11 PM
Heres what you do. You give her some Benadryl to get her to pass out, wait until she does, then jerk off on her feet. Then when she wakes up she will have webbed feet. I call that the Daffy Duck.

Sorry, I can't help with the sickness problem though.
ClevelandBronco
10-06-2010, 11:19 PM
The bitch's name is Carrie and Jamaal Charles can't get enough of her.
listopencil
10-07-2010, 12:41 AM
Give her something to drink...

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...and something to eat...
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...and make her a get well basket...

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She'll feel better in no time.
listopencil
10-07-2010, 12:42 AM
Pics stolen from:

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HoneyBadger
10-07-2010, 01:05 AM
Send her back home until she gets better.
kysirsoze
10-07-2010, 01:11 AM
Hmmmm really? But what if I can't get a good reading and need to sterilize it before putting it back in her mouth? Heat can be good there no?

Just go ATM. If she refuses she's a shitty girlfriend anyway.
CrazyPhuD
10-07-2010, 02:50 AM
Send her back home until she gets better.

If I do that she might not be able to get back in the country again!
threebag
10-07-2010, 04:20 AM
Soak it in cider.