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Hammock Parties
10-06-2010, 11:07 PM
Boy, hell of a week for this to come out, considering his wife is a breast cancer survivor.

http://deadspin.com/5657512/did-a-jets-pr-person-act-as-liaison-between-brett-favre-and-jenn-sterger

Did A Jets PR Person Act As Liaison Between Brett Favre And Jenn Sterger? (http://deadspin.com/5657512/did-a-jets-pr-person-act-as-liaison-between-brett-favre-and-jenn-sterger)

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/10/500x_favrewinleysterger.jpg (http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/10/favrewinleysterger.jpg)


Remember this (http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-a-love-story)? According to documents we've obtained, Jenn Sterger was contacted by Brett Favre — or by someone she was led to believe was Brett Favre — through an intermediary: Jets media relations manager Jared Winley (http://www.vlogviews.com/jared-winley-ny-jets).

We have MySpace messages, voicemails, and — yes — those photos, all apparently sent by Favre to Sterger, who at the time was working as the Jets' in-house sideline reporter.

The courtship involved a phony MySpace account under the improbable name "Screaming Lord Byron" — a David Bowie reference (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazzin%27_for_Blue_Jean). Please suspend your disbelief for a moment.

"Screaming Lord Byron" introduced himself:

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/10/500x_favreinitial2.jpg (http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/10/favreinitial2.jpg)
This was followed by a phone number:
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/10/500x_favrenumber.jpg (http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/10/favrenumber.jpg)

It was from this number that Sterger later received the two voicemails and the three cock photos that we'll have for you tomorrow.

Around this time, Sterger was approached by a man who she thinks either worked for the Jets or for Favre himself. Someone wanted her number, Sterger was told, and she'd like who it is. It quickly became apparent to her that the person in question was Favre. (We couldn't reach Sterger this time around for comment, unsurprisingly.) A snippet of one of the voicemails:

It's not clear if the man who approached her was Winley. (Later in the above voicemail, Favre, or a person who sounds very much like Favre, says, "I know I think Aaron" — not Jared — "came up and asked you if you would give him my, your number, or he was gonna give you my number.")

We've put in a call to Winley and left an email message. He hasn't responded. However, Winley has spoken with Sunshine Public Relations, a firm that works closely with the Jets. He tells Sunshine he never interacted with Sterger and never had a phone conversation with her, adding that he was not the main PR contact for Favre. The Jets have issued a statement through Sunshine PR, saying that "this is the first they've heard of this situation." The team also made it known that Sterger was a contractor hired to work on game days only, and that she didn't work directly for the Jets.
In other news, UNFF.

http://blog.nj.com/hobokennow_impact/2008/08/jets.jpg

pr_capone
10-06-2010, 11:10 PM
This guy would fuck Angela Lansbury if he thought it would give him another 15 minutes in the lime light.

2112
10-06-2010, 11:11 PM
Farve Cock shots to be posted tomorrow..lol

Hammock Parties
10-06-2010, 11:12 PM
Farve Cock shots to be posted tomorrow..lol

Refreshing deadspin constantly!

Shogun
10-06-2010, 11:13 PM
Farve Cock shots to be posted tomorrow..lol

http://adagiago.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/donotwant.jpg

2112
10-06-2010, 11:13 PM
Refreshing deadspin constantly!

ROFL


Im not kidding! they said he took pics of his penis with his phone and sent it to her

pr_capone
10-06-2010, 11:15 PM
Refreshing deadspin constantly!

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9734/notafaig.jpg

2112
10-06-2010, 11:16 PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

JetNation.com the most active independent NY Jets community on the web announced today that they will be running a, "Photo Shop Brett Favre's penis" contest. The winning contestant will receive a Brett Ratliff autographed picture.

Judging will be based on, but not limited to, the entries that best capture what Brett's penis stands for. Here are some suggested entries:

* Brett's penis with Al Pacino's face and the caption, "say hello to my little friend".
* Brett's penis with Bart Scott's face and a sombrero with the caption, "Hey Nacho let's run that 2 minute drill again".

Please submit your entries in this thread. Thank you.

Signed,
JetNation (the site that cares)

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2010, 11:17 PM
At least now Sean Salisbury can say he has something in common with Favre.

Shogun
10-06-2010, 11:17 PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

JetNation.com the most active independent NY Jets community on the web announced today that they will be running a, "Photo Shop Brett Favre's penis" contest. The winning contestant will receive a Brett Ratliff autographed picture.

Judging will be based on, but not limited to, the entries that best capture what Brett's penis stands for. Here are some suggested entries:

* Brett's penis with Al Pacino's face and the caption, "say hello to my little friend".
* Brett's penis with Bart Scott's face and a sombrero with the caption, "Hey Nacho let's run that 2 minute drill again".

Please submit your entries in this thread. Thank you.

Signed,
JetNation (the site that cares)

I will be on this.

Brett Favre in : Penis Fingers.

JoeyChuckles
10-06-2010, 11:19 PM
That girl be lookin all sorts of alright.

2112
10-06-2010, 11:19 PM
At least now Sean Salisbury can say he has something in common with Favre.

He was pissing though. not masturbating on his phone cam

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2010, 11:21 PM
http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jenn_sterger_fsu.jpg
http://susanshan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Jenn-Sterger.jpg

Hammock Parties
10-06-2010, 11:23 PM
You know how powerful Jennifer Sterger is?

I started working out today. I just can't stand it anymore. I have a dream, and that dream is to **** a chick who looks something remotely like Jenn Sterger.

2112
10-06-2010, 11:24 PM
http://www.page2live.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sterger.jpg

http://bugehoobs.com/img/upload/cache/295x500_jenn_sterger_celebrates_her_25th_birthday_4938b4eee8a77.jpg

http://tbtpics.tampabay.com/galleries/42/142/142/1021/142-633285478933165000.jpg

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2010, 11:29 PM
I wouldn't mind watching her lick semen off of a dinner plate.

Hammock Parties
10-06-2010, 11:31 PM
http://www.page2live.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sterger.jpg



How Favre saw her that day:

http://i54.tinypic.com/264p2td.jpg

2112
10-06-2010, 11:35 PM
How Favre saw her that day:

http://i54.tinypic.com/264p2td.jpg

she was always on the field talking in 2008 during the game. it was awful listening to her talk. and you couldnt really see her

Zaiko
10-06-2010, 11:35 PM
damn who wouldnt be trying to fuck her. hot hot

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2010, 11:36 PM
In 2009, she admitted to having her breast implants removed, stating that they had served their purpose and that she was tired of being stereotyped. <sup id="cite_ref-5" class="reference">[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenn_Sterger#cite_note-5)</sup>


:cuss:

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2010, 11:38 PM
NSFW!!!!

http://www.virtualcasino.com/images/83674_Sterger.jpg

http://www.virtualcasino.com/images/83679_Steger1.jpg

Shogun
10-06-2010, 11:38 PM
In 2009, she admitted to having her breast implants removed, stating that they had served their purpose and that she was tired of being stereotyped. <sup id="cite_ref-5" class="reference">[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenn_Sterger#cite_note-5)</sup>


:cuss:

lol who does that

Hammock Parties
10-06-2010, 11:38 PM
Might as well remove her other vital organs too, she's useless now.

Phobia
10-06-2010, 11:38 PM
I hooked up with her on craigslist one time. She wasn't bad but not quite worth the Hep C.

Hammock Parties
10-06-2010, 11:40 PM
She claims to be quite the stodge-podge. I bet she's a prude/cocktease.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4CA9iydF4xM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4CA9iydF4xM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

2112
10-06-2010, 11:40 PM
I hooked up with her on craigslist one time. She wasn't bad but not quite worth the Hep C.

Does she have pictures of your penis? not that I care..lol.but GoChiefs would be extremely excited to know.

Shogun
10-06-2010, 11:41 PM
You just don't remove breast implants, okay?

Dante84
10-06-2010, 11:41 PM
hmm.... maybe there are cell phone cock shots... but there really isnt any proof that its his cock....or that he made advances.

At this point its all hearsay and speculation....yes?

Taco John
10-06-2010, 11:41 PM
I hooked up with her on craigslist one time. She wasn't bad but not quite worth the Hep C.

Sorry Phobes. Jen Sterger. Not Jim.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2010, 11:41 PM
ROFL...she is so full of shit.

Phobia
10-06-2010, 11:42 PM
Does she have pictures of your penis? not that I care..lol.but GoChiefs would be extremely excited to know.

Neither of us had any wide-angle lenses but she probably has some partials.

2112
10-06-2010, 11:42 PM
hmm.... maybe there are cell phone cock shots... but there really isnt any proof that its his cock....or that he made advances.

At this point its all hearsay and speculation....yes?

It was supposedly set up by a Jet employee at the time..lol..and she was working for the Jets that year.

Hammock Parties
10-06-2010, 11:43 PM
ROFL...she is so full of shit.

Just another girl mortified of revealing that she succumbs to her own human nature.

2112
10-06-2010, 11:43 PM
Neither of us had any wide-angle lenses but she probably has some partials.

ROFL

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2010, 11:44 PM
Take it easy, champ. Why don't you set this next one out.

Good god, she could have been giving the Nuremberg Address and I don't think she could have come off as more unlikable.

Hammock Parties
10-06-2010, 11:45 PM
hmm.... maybe there are cell phone cock shots... but there really isnt any proof that its his cock....or that he made advances.


Did you listen to the audio?

A guy who sounds exactly like Favre talking to a "Jenn" about "the hotel."

Also, if the penis has gray hair, occam's razor will start to come into effect. No pun intended.

Phobia
10-06-2010, 11:45 PM
Sorry Phobes. Jen Sterger. Not Jim.

No, it was definitely a female. I took 4 viagra and humped her for 3 days. She loved it. Still sends me email sometimes.

Buck
10-06-2010, 11:47 PM
Why did Jenn Sterger work for the Jets?

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2010, 11:47 PM
I wonder if Favre uses a condom made from Wrangler denim.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2010, 11:48 PM
Why did Jenn Sterger work for the Jets?

The same reason why she took her clothes off: attention and money.

Hammock Parties
10-06-2010, 11:48 PM
Why did Jenn Sterger work for the Jets?

http://i51.tinypic.com/14b0uau.jpg

Zaiko
10-06-2010, 11:48 PM
Why did Jenn Sterger work for the Jets?

Cuz she luks purdy

CrazyPhuD
10-06-2010, 11:48 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=231564

new link old story.....

R......

2112
10-06-2010, 11:48 PM
Why did Jenn Sterger work for the Jets?

She was a side line interviewer during Jet home games in 2008 when Favre was there. it was awful listening at the game. she was a one year wonder. the Jets are fucking dumbasses, dont get me started..lol

Shogun
10-06-2010, 11:49 PM
Why did Jenn Sterger work for the Jets?

A Little bit off assplay.

Straight, No Chaser
10-06-2010, 11:51 PM
Are you all suggesting that a member of the Jets PR staff pretended to be Brett Favre? That's what I'm starting to get out of this story, and that's an interesting possibility that wasn't reported before. Wrangler man Brett is too smart for this bimbo. Just listen to her talk --it ruins the visual after 10 seconds.

This rumor dies.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2010, 11:51 PM
My new favorite sentence in the English language:

"In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs. "

BIG_DADDY
10-06-2010, 11:53 PM
She claims to be quite the stodge-podge. I bet she's a prude/cocktease.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4CA9iydF4xM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4CA9iydF4xM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

It's a good thing she doesn't have any self-esteem issues. I feel sorry for the poor bastard that calls her my wife.

Bane
10-07-2010, 12:09 AM
:)

Fritz88
10-07-2010, 12:26 AM
Gatta give it to Favre ROFL. He was determined
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Pioli Zombie
10-07-2010, 04:31 AM
An rich and famous person cheats on his wife. I am shocked and chagrined.

Red Dawg
10-07-2010, 05:46 AM
ROFLROFLROFLI wonder if Favre uses a condom made from Wrangler denim.

siberian khatru
10-07-2010, 06:07 AM
It's a good thing she doesn't have any self-esteem issues. I feel sorry for the poor bastard that calls her my wife.

She's your wife.

-King-
10-07-2010, 01:01 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL NSFW http://deadspin.com/5658206/

Video with the messages and pics.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-07-2010, 01:09 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL NSFW http://deadspin.com/5658206/

Video with the messages and pics.

I'm trying to decide whether or not I should click on this. I have a feeling that

http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/25391/original/funny-dog-pictures-what-has-been-seen.jpg?1257471890

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-07-2010, 01:12 PM
Jesus Christ, this is disturbing. "So, in some garbage can, huh?"

Mr. Arrowhead
10-07-2010, 01:14 PM
WTF

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-07-2010, 01:14 PM
Let's see if ESPN has the balls to talk about this.

Delano
10-07-2010, 01:14 PM
"That can't be Favre's cock; you can't see the back of Rachel Nichols' head in any of the pictures."

LMAO
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Donger
10-07-2010, 01:17 PM
For some reason, this scene entered into my mind:

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Jerm
10-07-2010, 01:18 PM
Let's see if ESPN has the balls to talk about this.

Even if they do, they'll completely play it off or lay the blame on Sterger.

Omaha
10-07-2010, 01:19 PM
The best decision she ever made was buying boobs & that doesn't make her shallow!!! It's a good thing she's pretty....

ModSocks
10-07-2010, 01:21 PM
I'm pretty sure this has been posted AT LEAST two other times here.

REPOST!

Fish
10-07-2010, 01:22 PM
She claims to be quite the stodge-podge. I bet she's a prude/cocktease.

<object height="385" width="480">


<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4CA9iydF4xM?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></object>

Good grief...

She got famous for looking like a hot slut. But now that everyone treats her like a hot slut, she wants to be anything but.

Sorry girl, that's what got you your 15 minutes of fame. No shaking it now. That's what people are going to remember you for whether you like it or not. Taking out the implants that got you there isn't going to change that..

Jerm
10-07-2010, 01:25 PM
I wonder if Favre uses a condom made from Wrangler denim.

Thank you for my new sig. ROFL

Jilly
10-07-2010, 01:26 PM
I find it a little hard to believe that he'd have no other way of contacting her.

alpha_omega
10-07-2010, 02:09 PM
This guy would fuck Angela Lansbury if he thought it would give him another 15 minutes in the lime light.

ROFL!

seclark
10-07-2010, 02:10 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL NSFW http://deadspin.com/5658206/

Video with the messages and pics.

no thanks. i am not a fan of old green bay peckers.
sec

Hootie
10-07-2010, 02:21 PM
at least he was smart enough to keep his face out of the pictures

Hammock Parties
10-07-2010, 02:28 PM
Favre has a small penis. Ah hahahaha!

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-07-2010, 02:30 PM
Favre has a small penis. Ah hahahaha!

Skeletor Chief should lend him a bone.

Rausch
10-07-2010, 02:34 PM
So....getting fake tits was the best decision of her life?

****ing really? The best decision of your life?

Sad...:shake:

Mecca
10-07-2010, 02:39 PM
He just wanted her to suck on his big ole chili dog.

Hammock Parties
10-07-2010, 02:40 PM
You mean his lil smokie?

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-07-2010, 02:41 PM
So....getting fake tits was the best decision of her life?

****ing really? The best decision of your life?

Sad...:shake:

It's pathetic, but if you look at it from the standpoint of an investment, it's doubtlessly true. No one knows or cares who the fuck she is without them.

BIG_DADDY
10-07-2010, 02:44 PM
So....getting fake tits was the best decision of her life?

****ing really? The best decision of your life?

Sad...:shake:

If they had led her to marry some super rich athlete and live happily ever after maybe instead of this train wreck followed by taking them out.

Mecca
10-07-2010, 02:44 PM
GoChiefs talking about Favre's cock is really disturbing.

Donger
10-07-2010, 02:48 PM
GoChiefs talking about Favre's cock is really disturbing.

Jealousy?

Rausch
10-07-2010, 02:49 PM
It's pathetic, but if you look at it from the standpoint of an investment, it's doubtlessly true. No one knows or cares who the **** she is without them.

1) Unless someone has a more impressive pic than the one in the thread starter she looks like a woman in the BEFORE pic of breast enlargement.

She paid 11g's to look like a flat chested woman.

2) She's not the most proud of going to college, landing a gig in TV, making a career for herself, sticking to her belief system, spending time with granny who had cancer, etc.

Boobs. I made my boobs bigger.

Think about it. It'd be like if they ever made a pill that really could make your johnson bigger and I came on here and said "Best decision of my life!"

Pretty ****ing shallow...

Hammock Parties
10-07-2010, 02:50 PM
I just think it's funny the world now knows Brett Favre has a small peepee.

Deanna Favre probably checked that today and thought to herself...yep, it was that small dicked asshole, alright. MOTHERFUCKER!

Donger
10-07-2010, 02:51 PM
Pretty ****ing shallow...

While I can certainly see your point, let's not forget that she apparently did get in the door because she had a big rack. What does that say about men?

Rausch
10-07-2010, 02:53 PM
I just think it's funny the world now knows Brett Favre has a small peepee.

Deanna Favre probably checked that today and thought to herself...yep, it was that small dicked asshole, alright. MOTHER****ER!

And if you are Favre can't you find something better than a flat chested fraggle looking prude?...

Hammock Parties
10-07-2010, 02:54 PM
Dude, she is not flat chested. She has nice boobs.

Favre could probably do a little better though.

Rausch
10-07-2010, 02:54 PM
While I can certainly see your point, let's not forget that she apparently did get in the door because she had a big rack. What does that say about men?

They don't give a $#it if you're an idiot if you're hot.

Big deal.

Women don't give a $3it if you're an idiot as long as you're rich...

Mecca
10-07-2010, 02:54 PM
If no one noticed, Sterger has a pretty strong resemblance to his wife.

Rausch
10-07-2010, 02:58 PM
If no one noticed, Sterger has a pretty strong resemblance to his wife.

Put down the bowl.

Favre's wife reminds me of Cutty (sp?) from house...

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/145/780/RackMultipart.21446.0_display_image.jpg?1264632214

...

http://www.dr-house-fans.de/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/cuddy.jpg

Jilly
10-07-2010, 02:59 PM
I can see that. Cutty might be sexier though.

Rausch
10-07-2010, 02:59 PM
I can see that. Cutty might be sexier though.

Definitely...

Hootie
10-07-2010, 03:00 PM
ooh wrong thread

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-07-2010, 03:15 PM
1) Unless someone has a more impressive pic than the one in the thread starter she looks like a woman in the BEFORE pic of breast enlargement.

She paid 11g's to look like a flat chested woman.

2) She's not the most proud of going to college, landing a gig in TV, making a career for herself, sticking to her belief system, spending time with granny who had cancer, etc.

Boobs. I made my boobs bigger.

Think about it. It'd be like if they ever made a pill that really could make your johnson bigger and I came on here and said "Best decision of my life!"

Pretty ****ing shallow...

I wasn't aware of anyone on here claiming that she was Benazair Bhutto. She's a fucking bimbo. She has no discernible talent or ability other than looking hot. She's obviously not intelligent. Of course it was the best decision of her life...look at all the gigs and attention they landed her.

As far as the "Flat chested" comment, there are about 10 other photos after the OP that you seemed to overlook.

sedated
10-07-2010, 03:36 PM
Good grief...

She got famous for looking like a hot slut. But now that everyone treats her like a hot slut, she wants to be anything but.

Sorry girl, that's what got you your 15 minutes of fame. No shaking it now. That's what people are going to remember you for whether you like it or not. Taking out the implants that got you there isn't going to change that..

I haven't seen the video, but when that spanish reporter thing happened at a Jets practice, Sterger said essectially the same thing - that chick got the job because she's hot, so shut up. So I doubt that Sterger's would cry "sexism" now.

Fish
10-07-2010, 03:52 PM
I haven't seen the video, but when that spanish reporter thing happened at a Jets practice, Sterger said essectially the same thing - that chick got the job because she's hot, so shut up. So I doubt that Sterger's would cry "sexism" now.

Watch the vid...

She removed her implants because she wanted to be more than a stereotype hot bimbo.

BIG_DADDY
10-07-2010, 04:08 PM
Watch the vid...

She removed her implants because she wanted to be more than a stereotype hot bimbo.

Translation: She's stupid.

LaChapelle
10-07-2010, 04:52 PM
The Jets locker room takes another hit
perhaps Big Ben will wear pink and draw some attention away

Zaiko
10-07-2010, 04:59 PM
GETTING BIG TITTIES WAS BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE.

Jesus, you might as well just be in porn you whore.

Fish
10-07-2010, 04:59 PM
Translation: She's stupid.

Let's not stereotype that slut....

Consistent1
10-07-2010, 05:00 PM
The Jets locker room takes another hit
perhaps Big Ben will wear pink and draw some attention away

Speaking of pink, Ruthlessberger would have had Sterger's pink....one way or another. No PR guy needed, just a couple goons to watch the door.

Rausch
10-07-2010, 05:02 PM
I wasn't aware of anyone on here claiming that she was Benazair Bhutto. She's a ****ing bimbo. She has no discernible talent or ability other than looking hot. She's obviously not intelligent. Of course it was the best decision of her life...

http://steynian.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dunce2.jpg

I really don't put myself in the "my good looks are the only chance I have at earning a living" crowd.

Considering your post I have changed my stance.

She was just being prudent...

Zaiko
10-07-2010, 05:04 PM
She talks so much about how she doesn't have self-esteem issues, but yet she basically considers herself another person when people are snapping shots of her tits.. Is that not a little weird?

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-07-2010, 05:26 PM
http://steynian.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dunce2.jpg

I really don't put myself in the "my good looks are the only chance I have at earning a living" crowd.

Considering your post I have changed my stance.

She was just being prudent...

I'm confused by what you are alluding to here.

Over-Head
10-07-2010, 05:27 PM
Don't care about teh drama, but damnnnn shes hot!!

Halfcan
10-07-2010, 06:28 PM
I dont believe any of this crap.

Hootie
10-07-2010, 06:30 PM
I dont believe any of this crap.

well someone does an amazing Favre impersonation...those voicemails were awkward

Hammock Parties
10-07-2010, 06:31 PM
Favre has a small cock.

http://www.rockiescast.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/nelson-muntz.jpg

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-07-2010, 06:34 PM
I dont believe any of this crap.

It's a good thing they don't have a recording of his voice or him beating off wearing the same watch he wore during his first "retirement" press conference or anything...that would be awkward.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-07-2010, 06:34 PM
So, does Favre throw so many balls to Shiancoe because he has dong envy?

Donger
10-07-2010, 06:35 PM
For the love of God...


Will someone please just ask GoChiefs whether or not his penis is bigger than Favre's? Then we can move on.

Hammock Parties
10-07-2010, 06:40 PM
For the love of God...


Will someone please just ask GoChiefs whether or not his penis is bigger than Favre's? Then we can move on.

I'd say most guy's have a bigger penis than Brett Favre.

He has a lil baby carrot! ROFL

Marcellus
10-07-2010, 06:41 PM
I dont believe any of this crap.

I heard a story from a person I worked with for a long time (very smart professional woman with a microbiology degree) that told me her old college roommate met Favre at some fund raiser in Pittsburgh KS, of all places, and claims to have had sex with him.

Maybe bullshit, but the way the story was portrayed to me was the Favre was a total asshole who banged her and left without acknowledging her existence. (wow ya think?)

Her friend was "surprisingly" offended by his behavior. This supposedly occurred about 8 years ago. The story was also somewhat backed up by other people there at the fund raiser that night that saw Favre flirting and hanging on her.

Could be BS. I didn't believe it either and told her the story sounded like BS. She just said think what you want whatever but she believed it and thought Favre was poon hound.

I am rethinking my disbelief of that story.

ChiefsCountry
10-07-2010, 06:44 PM
Favre was poon hound.


What straight male with a penis isn't? Just most of us aren't stupid enough to think we can get away with it.

Fritz88
10-07-2010, 06:45 PM
This will fuck his season up. His wife knows how his dick looks like.

Marcellus
10-07-2010, 06:47 PM
What straight male with a penis isn't? Just most of us aren't stupid enough to think we can get away with it.

I was just responding to the " I don't believe any of it" comment.

Fritz88
10-07-2010, 06:48 PM
So, just out of curiosity. Does sending a picture of your junk to a chick work? I mean, WTF was he thinking?

I am no longer surprised by his erratic behavior and buttload of interceptions when his head gets banged up a little in a game.

Halfcan
10-07-2010, 06:49 PM
She did all of this to get her name in the spotlight. Probably wants a reality show. Favre will sue the shit out of the dumbasses that thought they could get away with this.

Halfcan
10-07-2010, 06:50 PM
Brett should break a few more records this weekend.

70,000 yards is what we should be talking about. 500 TD passes!!

Marcellus
10-07-2010, 06:51 PM
She did all of this to get her name in the spotlight. Probably wants a reality show. Favre will sue the shit out of the dumbasses that thought they could get away with this.

Unless it isn't BS.

Halfcan
10-07-2010, 06:53 PM
I think Brett will come out pretty motivated this week-it is going to be great seeing him push his records to amazing new levels. I look for the Vikes to Dominate the rest of the year!

tk13
10-07-2010, 06:54 PM
She did all of this to get her name in the spotlight. Probably wants a reality show. Favre will sue the shit out of the dumbasses that thought they could get away with this.

While I wouldn't quite put her up at Erin Andrews level... she's a pretty well known person. And she already hosts a national TV show... I don't know that I'd say it'd help her career. She was probably already on her way to eventually ending up on ESPN or a major network.

Halfcan
10-07-2010, 06:58 PM
While I wouldn't quite put her up at Erin Andrews level... she's a pretty well known person. And she already hosts a national TV show... I don't know that I'd say it'd help her career. She was probably already on her way to eventually ending up on ESPN or a major network.

True, but now she is on every sports board-all over the net!

Iowanian
10-07-2010, 07:04 PM
He isn't going to want to play the Chiefs.....They'll be able to take #90's fingerprints off of the bruises and proove it's favre's pickle.

Rausch
10-07-2010, 07:11 PM
I'm confused by what you are alluding to here.

I've never based my ability to make money off my looks.

Fucking handsome and debonair as I am, never occurred to me.

But the fact that she's both hot and dumb as a yard full of fallen monkeys I SEE YOUR POINT...

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-07-2010, 07:20 PM
I've never based my ability to make money off my looks.

Fucking handsome and debonair as I am, never occurred to me.

But the fact that she's both hot and dumb as a yard full of fallen monkeys I SEE YOUR POINT...

She made the most of her "ability".

sedated
10-07-2010, 07:35 PM
Women have been making money off their looks since the beginning of time, either by employment, marriage, or prostitution. Nothing new here.




That being said, I'd bet Sterger is a dead fish in bed.

Hammock Parties
10-07-2010, 07:46 PM
How would a 'Hamas' Jenkins scouting report rate Jennifer Sterger?

jspchief
10-07-2010, 08:26 PM
I have some friends in Green Bay, and back in '03 when I was there for the Chiefs game they were saying he was known all over town for his flings.

That being said, I have my doubts about Favre being this desperate to get laid, or needing to resort to pics of his dick to pull some trim.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-07-2010, 08:46 PM
How would a 'Hamas' Jenkins scouting report rate Jennifer Sterger?

Remember that you operate on the principal that these are people you meet in bars and are not long term commitments....

That said:

Positives: An absolute height, weight, measurement marvel. One of the most gifted specimens to enter the draft in recent memory. Dark skin and lustrous hair demonstrate good bloodlines and genetic profile. Lips have the fullness necessary to remove chrome from a trailer hitch. Quarters bounced nearly three feet off her ass at the combine

Negatives: Video shows an inability to carry on a conversation of any substance. Breasts may have too much space between them for some, and may have been at risk of capsular contracture. May not fit in all schemes. Best fit seems to be in a dance club with overpowering bass. Character concerns over willingness to commit to sexual encounter once she's been paid with drinks.

Projection: A franchise bedpost notch, but has considerable boom/bust potential

Reerun_KC
10-07-2010, 09:01 PM
Cant figure out why were not getting 24x7 coverage of this shoved down our throat by ESPN...

Hyprocritcal bastards!!!!

Taco John
10-07-2010, 09:42 PM
Haha! A bunch of you looked at Brett Favre's junk!


http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9219/nelsonmuntza.gif

notorious
10-07-2010, 09:44 PM
Cant figure out why were not getting 24x7 coverage of this shoved down our throat by ESPN...

Hyprocritcal bastards!!!!

ESPN has a policy against promoting stuff like this. Just like the Bettis thing, they will give Favre every benefit of the doubt, because at the core of it all Favre and Favre alone is where their lust truely burns.

Jerm
10-07-2010, 09:46 PM
Chad Ochocinco called out Skip Bayless about it tonight on Twitter and asked him if they were gonna talk about it lol.

Of course, Skip turned it around on Ocho and quite humorously to I might add...was an entertaining exchange.

BWillie
10-07-2010, 10:34 PM
What the f*ck man. If that is really Farve he is a huge creep. He appeared pissed when he heard what she had said about him...then proceeds to show his not even fully erect small wee wee thinking that is going to change her mind. What an assclown. That may work on random skanks that work at Waffle House but not a model. I think this dude may have the biggest ego on the planet.

KCrockaholic
10-07-2010, 10:49 PM
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Yes Favre...We know.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-07-2010, 10:58 PM
Nah, he's just fucking the viewership of NFL Network.

Prodigal Son
10-07-2010, 11:32 PM
Am I the only person who doesn't think that sounds like Favre?

There aren't too many people who would know if that is actually him. His wife is one. I suspect if it is him, we may hear about something changing in his marriage. Unless she's cool with it.

Mojo Jojo
10-08-2010, 01:07 AM
Am I the only person who doesn't think that sounds like Favre?

There aren't too many people who would know if that is actually him. His wife is one. I suspect if it is him, we may hear about something changing in his marriage. Unless she's cool with it.

Don't kid yourself. Players are always getting it on the side. Remember when Joe Montana was in town? He was doing Elizabeth Hildon, who went on to be a Penthouse Pet of the Year, but Jennifer stayed with him. Of course Jennifer was doing Joe while he was still married to his second wife. Some women the lifestyle/status of being married to a pro athlete is more important. On the other hand most pro athletes think they can do whatever or whomever they want.

DaneMcCloud
10-08-2010, 01:12 AM
Don't kid yourself. Players are always getting it on the side. Remember when Joe Montana was in town? He was doing Elizabeth Hildon, who went on to be a Penthouse Pet of the Year, but Jennifer stayed with him. Of course Jennifer was doing Joe while he was still married to his second wife. Some women the lifestyle/status of being married to a pro athlete is more important. On the other hand most pro athletes think they can do whatever or whomever they want.

Hilden.

And anyone was that was anyone banged Backstage Beth.

BIG_DADDY
10-08-2010, 01:15 AM
Am I the only person who doesn't think that sounds like Favre?

There aren't too many people who would know if that is actually him. His wife is one. I suspect if it is him, we may hear about something changing in his marriage. Unless she's cool with it.

If he just could have closed the deal and brought her home none of this would have been an issue.

Mojo Jojo
10-08-2010, 01:18 AM
Hilden.

And anyone was that was anyone banged Backstage Beth.

Sorry for the misspelling.

DaneMcCloud
10-08-2010, 01:22 AM
Sorry for the misspelling.

I'm not going to share much more information on this particular subject but Beth and I were friends back before I moved to L.A. and I feel partially responsible to this day for her falling into the world of strip clubs and pornography.

Consistent1
10-08-2010, 05:17 AM
I'm not going to share much more information on this particular subject but Beth and I were friends back before I moved to L.A. and I feel partially responsible to this day for her falling into the world of strip clubs and pornography.

Right dude, like nobody here is going to bug you to death for more on the story.

Dylan
10-08-2010, 07:18 AM
Today's Cover

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/10/08/covers/front100810.jpg

Read about FOURTH & INCHES http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brett_got_sexty_with_gal_report_VF2AzNMERDvonzUIqZWuLO

Crush
10-08-2010, 09:14 AM
This was posted in the EPIC FAIL thread, but it demands to be reposted.

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TinyEvel
10-08-2010, 09:18 AM
serious fakies. She looks kind of like Alyssa Milano

Hootie
10-08-2010, 09:28 AM
I had a roommate my freshmen year of college who was a totally, 100% normal person...real nice guy...funny guy...

but he'd get drunk and want to show his dick to everyone on his AIM list via webcam...it was creepy as hell. Every girl I knew would complain about it to me like it was my fault...

he went as far as to try and show it to my friend's mom...the dude had some serious issues...

Halfcan
10-08-2010, 09:44 AM
Am I the only person who doesn't think that sounds like Favre?

There aren't too many people who would know if that is actually him. His wife is one. I suspect if it is him, we may hear about something changing in his marriage. Unless she's cool with it.

Its not him-its just a bunch of bitter Jets crap. Fug the Jets!!

Hammock Parties
10-08-2010, 11:11 AM
Today's Cover

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/10/08/covers/front100810.jpg

Read about FOURTH & INCHES http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brett_got_sexty_with_gal_report_VF2AzNMERDvonzUIqZWuLO


The NY Post is one of my favorite papers, just for the sensationalist covers.

Param
10-08-2010, 12:01 PM
What I found interesting about the photos is that in 2 of the pics the "person" is holding their cock with their left hand and playing with it... Don't most people jerk it off predominantly with their natural hand? Like left-handed or right-handed.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-08-2010, 12:05 PM
What I found interesting about the photos is that in 2 of the pics the "person" is holding their cock with their left hand and playing with it... Don't most people jerk it off predominantly with their natural hand? Like left-handed or right-handed.

When was the last time you used a cell phone to take a pic with your non-dominant hand?

Param
10-08-2010, 12:05 PM
Oh, and she should get her big tits back. She doesn't look as hot anymore, and she's getting old.

Param
10-08-2010, 12:06 PM
When was the last time you used a cell phone to take a pic with your non-dominant hand?

That's a good question.... hmmm

EDIT: Now that I think about it, when I've sent cock pics... can't remember which was snapping the pic or holding the cock. Will have to check

ADD: I think I used my right hand to snap, and left hand was holding my cock since i'm a lefty.

vailpass
10-08-2010, 12:08 PM
I'm not going to share much more information on this particular subject but Beth and I were friends back before I moved to L.A. and I feel partially responsible to this day for her falling into the world of strip clubs and pornography.

In that case.....well done.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-08-2010, 12:10 PM
LOL What is the fascination with taking a picture of one's own penis? Cell phones are the new rulers.

Chiefnj2
10-08-2010, 12:16 PM
The only thing I know for certain is that Sterger looks much better with a cowboy hat on.

Fish
10-08-2010, 12:17 PM
When was the last time you used a cell phone to take a pic with your non-dominant hand?

14 minutes ago.

Bane
10-08-2010, 12:20 PM
LOL What is the fascination with taking a picture of one's own penis? Cell phones are the new rulers.

The digital zoom feature?

BIG_DADDY
10-08-2010, 12:29 PM
The only thing I know for certain is that Sterger looks much better with a cowboy hat on.

She is also much more attractive when she doesn't talk.

gblowfish
10-08-2010, 12:35 PM
I now know Favre's 100% guilty.
New evidence shows, from the cellphone pic he sent, and all those years playing for the cheeseheads, that his Mediocre Johnson has literally shriveled up into the size of a cheetoh:

Donger
10-08-2010, 12:42 PM
14 minutes ago.

LMAO

Chiefnj2
10-08-2010, 12:58 PM
I'm looking forward to the "DONGSLINGER" chants to be heard around the league and see how the announcers handle it.

highBOLTage
10-08-2010, 02:04 PM
It's a good thing they don't have a recording of his voice or him beating off wearing the same watch he wore during his first "retirement" press conference or anything...that would be awkward.

I think that was a one of a kind watch too...probably impossible to stage. Couldve got real sneaky.

Fritz88
10-08-2010, 02:56 PM
I'm looking forward to the "DONGSLINGER" chants to be heard around the league and see how the announcers handle it.

ROFLROFL

MMXcalibur
10-08-2010, 03:00 PM
Deadspin is jizzing all over themselves about this.

GloryDayz
10-08-2010, 05:40 PM
If the wife did, however, get mad about him doing that chick, i say dump the wife and move on... She's one of those "gotta do's"!!!

Simply Red
10-08-2010, 05:54 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/21kxmok.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/vxdpp4.gif

Sure-Oz
10-08-2010, 05:59 PM
He probably did do all this...dumbass doesn't even deny it.

I knew if i didnt do it i'd address it and move forward

Zebedee DuBois
10-08-2010, 08:42 PM
He probably did do all this...dumbass doesn't even deny it.

I knew if i didnt do it i'd address it and move forward

You know how long it takes him to make a decision?

FAX
10-08-2010, 08:48 PM
I shall never again partake of Cheetos so long as I live.

FAX

Thorpilian
10-08-2010, 08:49 PM
I think he just wanted to be friends.

GloryDayz
10-12-2010, 08:53 PM
OK, I just sexted her, and nothing!! WTF? It's all a lie...

Hammock Parties
10-14-2010, 06:56 PM
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/derp_o_GIFSoup.com_.gif

Marcellus
10-14-2010, 06:59 PM
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/derp_o_GIFSoup.com_.gif

LOL, WTF?

Hammock Parties
10-15-2010, 07:43 PM
http://www.opus-photography.net/animatedgifs/favredick.gif

LaChapelle
10-15-2010, 08:01 PM
Is Favre big in Japan

BigMeatballDave
10-15-2010, 08:03 PM
http://www.opus-photography.net/animatedgifs/favredick.gifROFL

Hammock Parties
10-15-2010, 08:03 PM
Is Favre big in Japan

In comparison.

Hammock Parties
10-15-2010, 08:10 PM
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The Mad Crapper
10-15-2010, 08:15 PM
http://www.iaza.com/work/101016C/favre_sendin_d_ck_pix_throwin_pick_six_tshirt-p23538858672308701929hm4_3256210977827-iaza.jpg