***Official SNF Niners vs Eagles Thread***

[DaFace]

Go.

[Bane]

Should be interesting.Kolb Manning vs Alex Cassel.

[DaFace]

Yeah, pretty much. I always root for the Niners - they're my brother's team - but man, they need QB help about as much as we do.

[Bane]

No doubt.Yeah I gotta root for them.I can't stand the Eagles.

[DaFace]

Nice runback to start out at least.

[Bane]

Gore is a beast.

[DaFace]

Pretty impressive tackle there on Gore - he was just stopped in his tracks by an arm tackle. I think that'd break my arm.

[Dylan]

Chiefs fans are rooting for Philly to win

Giants fans are rooting for the 49ers to win

LMAO

[DaFace]

Chiefs fans needs Philly to win

Giants fans need the 49ers to win

LMAO

Why do we need the 49ers to win?

[Dylan]

Oh wait.... I confused the 49ers with the AFC West... duh!

NFC West -- AFC West LMAO

thanks DaFace!!!

[Bane]

Oh wait.... I confused the 49ers with the AFC West... duh!

thanks DaFace!!!

Had me scratching my head as well.:doh!:

[Bane]

TD Crabtree.

[DaFace]

Pretty good throw.

[Dylan]

thanks guys! thanks for catching that --

i had a brain freeze moment

[Dylan]

J.C. can they keep an eye on McCoy, Maclin, Jackson & Celek

Eagles are on the 49ers 15 yd line in no time

Eagles have too many offensive weapons

[tk13]

Why do we need the 49ers to win?

It helps our strength of schedule with the BCS computers.

[DaFace]

Niners D is looking pretty pathetic thus far.

[Bane]

Yeah I really expected them to have a killer D this year.

[DeezNutz]

Big time play there.

[Bane]

Damn! He fought for that TD.

[Bane]

Kolb was almost high stepping when he felt that heat on that ass!ROFL

[Dylan]

Cue toilet flushing sound.

TD Eagles

[DeezNutz]

Cue toilet flushing sound.

TD Eagles

And I'd like to thank your Giants for costing me another $5K in the gambling challenge, and essentially knocking me out of the competition.

Damn. Didn't learn from last week, I guess.

[Dylan]

hate to say it. this looks like an easy game for the eagles --

[DaFace]

hate to say it. this looks like an easy game for the eagles --

Maybe. The Niners D looks like shite, but the O is looking reasonably OK.

[Delano]

hate to say it. this looks like an easy game for the eagles --

As with the Chiefs, I think the 49ers are a playoff team with a decent quarterback.

Good game from your team toots.
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['Hamas' Jenkins]

I'm glad we shitcanned that guy for Donald Washington.

[DaFace]

And the D comes alive...

[Dylan]

And I'd like to thank your Giants for costing me another $5K in the gambling challenge, and essentially knocking me out of the competition.

Damn. Didn't learn from last week, I guess.

I can't believe you bet $5K on the Texans ... I wanted to say something to you during the week -- but, I can't do that I'm superstitious.

DeezNutz, you watched the Giants defense last week on Sunday Night Football -- You don't see games like this anymore. You watched the QB go down again & again. Grant it, the Texans offensive line is not as porous as the Bears -- But still...

They held Foster to 25 yds on 12 attempts. Matt was running for his life. The Texans were 10 or 11 on 1st downs, 2/11 on 3rd down -- and i think 0 on 4th downs.

The Giants defense right now, reminds me of the 2007 defense. In addition, Perry Fewell is teaching them a new defense.

As far as the Giants offense -- last week was not the norm. They had a good game today.

Now, the punter sucks. lol.

And Tynes? I might thank you as the season wears on.

[DeezNutz]

I can't believe you bet $5K on the Texans ... I wanted to say something to you during the week -- but, I can't do that I'm superstitious.

DeezNutz, you watched the Giants defense last week -- You don't see games like this anymore. You watched the QB go down again & again. Grant it, the Texans offensive line is line is not as porous as the Bears -- But still...

They held Foster to 25 yds on 12 attempts. Texans were 10 or 11 on 1st downs, 2/11 on 3rd down -- and i think 0 on 4th downs.

The Giants defense right now, reminds me of the 2007 defense. In addition, Perry Fewell is teaching them a new defense.

As far as the Giants offense -- last week was not the norm. They had a good game today.

Now, the punter sucks. lol.

I know, I know. I was fucking stupid. But I thought the threat of a running game would obviate the pass rush, and I overrated the Texans, more generally, and the return of Johnson, whom I think is one of the top players in the league.

[Bane]

Kolb Manning fumbles!

[Pioli Zombie]

How exactly is Kolb any better than Cassel?

[Bane]

How exactly is Kolb any better than Cassel?

That's kinda what I'm getting at.

[Dylan]

I know, I know. I was ****ing stupid. But I thought the threat of a running game would obviate the pass rush, and I overrated the Texans, more generally, and the return of Johnson, whom I think is one of the top players in the league.

I understand...

[Coach]

Well at least this game is more entertaining than the abortion of a game last Sunday.
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[Pioli Zombie]

Whatever you do,Eagles, make sure you don't get it in the hands of DeSean Jackson you motherfucking cunts.

[Pioli Zombie]

Fuck me with a broken bottle!!!!! I'm enjoying my Fantasy football.

[Dylan]

Lord, McCoy, Macklin, Bell, Celek, Avant, Jackson, Schmitt (sp) and the list goes on...

Finally:
LOL @ Reid & Marty Mornhinweg: 4&1 on the SF 30 yd line & Kolb THROWS an incomplete pass to Celek.

Great SF -- 3&Out

[Pioli Zombie]

This is just great. DeSean is now on the bench. I hate Kevin Kolb like Jews hate Hitler.

[Coach]

Juked the hell out of him.
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[Dylan]

Well at least this game is more entertaining than the abortion of a game last Sunday.
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:cuss:

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LMAO

[Delano]

DeSean sprained his vulva.
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[Coach]

79 for the Eagles is getting his ass dominated on that drive.
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[Pioli Zombie]

Get out there Jackson you pussy. First Arian Foster fucked me. Now you. Fuck you Fuck you and fuck you.

[Pioli Zombie]

Brilliant Andy Reid.

[Dylan]

There you go -- You can always count on Reid's stupidity.

[milkman]

Smith Casseled on that play.

[Coach]

LMAO @ Alex Smith.

God that dude sucks ass.
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[Dylan]

OMFG... Another SF turnover... Eagles on top

[Pioli Zombie]

Alex Smith. You sir, are feces.

[Pioli Zombie]

Cassel. Kolb. Smith. The suck Hall of Fame.

[kcxiv]

quite possibly one of the worst plays i have seen a QB make. It was just terrible.

[Pioli Zombie]

Mr Milkman, I owe you a public apology. You were right. I was wrong. Matt Cassel sucks donkey. There may be 50 qbs better than he. Today I took the first step. I have admitted I had a problem. I Repent. He will be gone after this year he should be. He is in a category of suck that only includes a few such as Alex Smith and Kevin Kolb.

[Delano]

Cassel. Kolb. Smith. The suck Hall of Fame.

You can go ahead and add busts of Delhomme and Moore.
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[kcxiv]

haha, i wish the Chiefs fans would do the same in arrowhead .

[Dylan]

Chris Collingsworth a scriptwriter with no success in his resume

[Dylan]

Pioli did you break the forum?

somehow, i had a double post -- tia

[Oso]

We want Croyle!

[ILChief]

We want Croyle!


Brodie! Brodie! Brodie!

[DaFace]

Damn. That is one pissed off crowd. What were they chanting?

[Deberg_1990]

Alex Smith isnt a bust,

Signed Dane McCloud.

[Pioli Zombie]

Kolbs pass was Casseled to the ground.

[Dylan]

I feel bad for Alex Smith right now -- wow

It's not looking good for SF 0-5

[Pioli Zombie]

John 10:10 Cassel,Kolb,and Smith come to kill,steal,and destroy all hope but a new qb will give the offense new life.

[kcxiv]

They were yelling we want Carr as in Frenso States David Carr. haha. At that point, i dont think they gave a fuck who was in there as long as its not Alex Smith.

[2112]

I dont know why Singletary fired Mike Martz and hired rotflmfao Jimmy raye..who got fired after 2 games this year. their offense is atrocious. my high school football team looks better than them..lol

[AndChiefs]

As awful as Smith looks I'd still rather have him than Cassel.

[Dylan]

Mike Singletary should suit up and help his team out

[Coach]

Wish Haley would do what Mike did to Alex.
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[2112]

Mike Singletary should suit up and help his team out

tick tick tick tick tick..wheres the sense of urgency? theyre down 2 scores and they were taking their time.

[Coach]

They were yelling we want Carr as in Frenso States David Carr. haha. At that point, i dont think they gave a fuck who was in there as long as its not Alex Smith.

Sounds like us Chiefs fans who don't care who's in, as long as its not Matt Cassel.
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[Hammock Parties]

Shut up SF faggots.

[Marcellus]

Smith is hanging in when he just got booed like a bitch.

[Dylan]

Oh my, TD SF

Alex, the hell with 49ers fans -- tell them to go & paint up and root for the Raiders

[2112]

Reminds me of Herm. only attack on offense after you're down 2 scores.

[kcxiv]

as shitty as Smith has played. There is no way Cassel could do what Smith just did on that drive. No way in hell or on earth.

[Dylan]

wth was that?

[ILChief]

As awful as Smith looks I'd still rather have him than Cassel.

Smith is exponentially more talented than Cassel. He just makes some of the worst mistakes I've seen. When he's on he looks like Manning or Brady. When he's off he looks like Ryan Leaf. Cassel just gives you nothing. He doesn't throw that many interceptions, he just rarely makes plays either.

[Delano]

wth was that?

Andy Reid signalling the first down. I had to rewind, watch again, and make sure it wasn't a defecating hippo.
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[Dylan]

Eagles Clay Harbor rookie TE (#82) looks like a freakin' DE

[BIG_DADDY]

Andy Reid signalling the first down. I had to rewind, watch again, and make sure it wasn't a defecating hippo.
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LMAO

[Dylan]

Go Go Go Ginn

[Dylan]

Andy Reid signalling the first down. I had to rewind, watch again, and make sure it wasn't a defecating hippo.
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LMAO

[kcxiv]

I grew up hating the Niners and Joe Montana, but now i dont hate so much. lol

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Remember when Ted Ginn was being shopped for a 5th and people thought that was an exorbitant price?

Welp...

[Dylan]

damn, eagles with a good stop on crabtree

[Coach]

No way Cassel could make that kind of throw.

[Dylan]

Smith channeling Montana

[dirk digler]

Alex Smith is showing me something tonight. After almost getting benched he has completely turned it around

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Run the ball, you fucking douchetards.

[Dylan]

that was a wasted & stupid play

Singletary channeling Reid

[kcxiv]

See how Smith got hot. Cassel couldnt ever get hot. 1 good pass 3 bad basses. Never a string of good passes.

[Coach]

Hmm... Kick it off or onside it?

[The Bad Guy]

I'd trade Cassel for Smith in a nanosecond.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

If you are SF here, do you intentionally kick it OOB here?

Doing so would save you a timeout that you could use for a two minute drill, but may cost you 15 yards.

[Pioli Zombie]

This would be the biggest turnaround in San Francisco since Rock Hudson and John Shuck stole away in a trailer on the set of "McMillen and Wife"

[tk13]

See how Smith got hot. Cassel couldnt ever get hot. 1 good pass 3 bad basses. Never a string of good passes.

We have to aim higher than that though. People are way too content to go dumpster diving for QB's.

[Coach]

If you are SF here, do you intentionally kick it OOB here?

Doing so would save you a timeout that you could use for a two minute drill, but may cost you 15 yards.

It's a tough call. Field position also factors into it as well.

[Basileus777]

Singletary really is the king of moral victories.

[Delano]

Alex Smith is showing me something tonight. After almost getting benched he has completely turned it around

He's totally inconsistent though. Good first drive followed by a whole bunch of retarded chest slapping and then two good drives.
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[kcxiv]

We have to aim higher than that though. People are way too content to go dumpster diving for QB's.

i never said to aim there, I am just saying Cassel cannot get hot. No matter what he will not bring a team from behind by a few scores.

I am not saying trade for Alex Smith, but a qb like him at least gives you a chance. Cassel doesnt, we have to rely on running, trick plays/special teams. He will give you 1 throw per drive. lol

[Deberg_1990]

He's totally inconsistent though. Good first drive followed by a whole bunch of retarded chest slapping and then two good drives.
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Thats his entire career in a nutshell.

[Coach]

What the fuck was McCoy thinking?

[Dylan]

Christ -- no play action please

[Pioli Zombie]

McCoy takes a dive.

[Coach]

And McCoy's dumbassery may come back and bite the Eagles of the win.

[Dylan]

LMAO SF secondary is killing the Eagles

[Stinger]

LMAO LMAO @ McCOy's dive to give the 9er's a chance

[Delano]

What the fuck was McCoy thinking?

I don't get it. That's huge.
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[007]

And McCoy's dumbassery may come back and bite the Eagles of the win.

what the hell was he thinking there

[Al Bundy]

Collinsworth freaking out... I love it.

[Coach]

Looks like Jimmy Raye is back in the booth after that shit-assed call.

[Coach]

Nice recovery play-call there.

[Pioli Zombie]

McCoy wins NFL Pussy of the Week.

[Delano]

This gives Alex a chance to fuck the 9ers with some dumbassery.
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[Basileus777]

Does Vernon Davis run anything other than seam routes?

[Dylan]

OMG SF is shredding the Eagles defense LMAO

[Coach]

Does Vernon Davis run anything other than seam routes?

Nah, but he sure fucked up that defender though.

[kcxiv]

beautiful pass by Smith.

[Delano]

LOL

Vernon Davis makes a great catch and gets the team a free down.
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[Pioli Zombie]

Smith wants to escape the Suck Hall of Fame

[Galileo Humpkins]

Here's to hoping for a turnover which results in a mass riot for Smith's head on a shelf.

[BIG_DADDY]

Do it again. VD down the middle.

[Coach]

That'll do it.

[007]

that was casselesqe

[Delano]

roflwaffle
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[Dylan]

Settle down son, don't get stupid, now -- just get in FG range

[Marcellus]

WTF was that.

[2112]

Poor Singletary. hes gonna have a nervous break down


ROFL

[Coach]

Settle down son, don't get stupid, now -- just get in FG range

Nah, he went full-Cassel.

[BIG_DADDY]

Here's to hoping for a turnover which results in a mass riot for Smith's head on a shelf.

O myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[tk13]

Boy I wish we had a QB like that on our team!

[Pioli Zombie]

"Great Job! Just a super choke Alex. I was afraid for a minute you were going to blow it and win but ya came through in the end" - Cassel to Smith

[Dylan]

Wow... Wow...

Thanks, Alex

No soup, for you.

[ILChief]

Boy I wish we had a QB like that on our team!

We do

[Deberg_1990]

Cant wait to see the headlines tomorrow....

"The Niners are not very good, but Singletary and Smith deserve to keep their jobs because they never give up!"

[tk13]

We do

No we don't. He has much more natural talent than Cassel. He can zip it around. But he's also on pace to throw about 30 INT this season.

[BIG_DADDY]

Cant wait to see the headlines tomorrow....

"The Niners are not very good, but Singletary and Smith deserve to keep their jobs because they never give up!"

Singletary is lucky that the Giants are in the playoffs or they would have been calling for his head before this game.

[Deberg_1990]

No we don't. He has much more natural talent than Cassel. He can zip it around. But he's also on pace to throw about 30 INT this season.

The best thing i can say about Cassel is "He looks the part and stays healthy"

[BIG_DADDY]

No we don't. He has much more natural talent than Cassel. He can zip it around. But he's also on pace to throw about 30 INT this season.

The similarities are actually pretty remarkable. Both have that deer in headlights look. Both are scared. Both check down too soon.

[Dylan]

Oh hush, Kolb... blah, blah, blah,

Reid: "Kevin Kolb played well save for the penalties, especially under the ... blah blah blah "

[tk13]

A couple of those throws Smith made tonight were sick. He absolutely has the talent to be a franchise guy. I've always liked him. But all those people acting like Chiefs fans would accept what he's done and how he's progressed after 5 years in the league, they are full of it.

[DeezNutz]

A couple of those throws Smith made tonight were sick. He absolutely has the talent to be a franchise guy. I've always liked him. But all those people acting like Chiefs fans would accept what he's done and how he's progressed after 5 years in the league, they are full of it.

Like Hochevar talent or actual talent? :evil:

[BIG_DADDY]

Oh hush, Kolb... blah, blah, blah,

Reid: "Kevin Kolb played well save for the penalties, especially under the ... blah blah blah "

Fuck Reid, that stupid fat fuck made me give up Vick in my fantasy league. I had Westbrook for years as well only to watch him ride tha hourse all the way down to the 2 so Mcnabster could throw a TD. Hope that fuck dies on a ham samich.

[BIG_DADDY]

A couple of those throws Smith made tonight were sick. He absolutely has the talent to be a franchise guy. I've always liked him. But all those people acting like Chiefs fans would accept what he's done and how he's progressed after 5 years in the league, they are full of it.

He can make great great throws no doubt, it's what's lacking between the ears and in his heart that makes him a backup QB.

[Deberg_1990]

A couple of those throws Smith made tonight were sick. He absolutely has the talent to be a franchise guy. I've always liked him. But all those people acting like Chiefs fans would accept what he's done and how he's progressed after 5 years in the league, they are full of it.

Exactly. As wth any guy picked that high, talent is never a problem. "Mental makeup", "want to" or "lack of motivation" is almost always the cause of a bust.



Cassel was what, a 7th rounder? Theres no comparision in pure talent between Smith and Cassel.

[tk13]

Like Hochevar talent or actual talent? :evil:

Har har. Although that's probably a good comparison.

[Dylan]

**** Reid, that stupid fat **** made me give up Vick in my fantasy league. I had Westbrook for years as well only to watch him ride tha hourse all the way down to the 2 so Mcnabster could throw a TD. Hope that **** dies on a ham samich.

:D

Kolb is not McNabb as far as reading coverage. But, the Eagles are building their new team around their good young WRs: Maclin, Jackson, Celek, and Avant. J/M/O

[BIG_DADDY]

:D

Kolb is not McNabb as far as reading coverage. But, the Eagles are building their new team around their good young WRs: Maclin, Jackson, Celek, and Avant. J/M/O

I seriously hate Reid. Don't make a decision or whatever but don't address the media and go on endlessly about how vick will be backup all year and how Kolb is the starter and there is no QB controversy only to turn around a few hours later and name vick as your starter. Good god, I would swear that fat **** was a female if I didn't know better. Don't even get me started on Westbrook over the years. I swear to god I was begging that dude to just flip of that fat turd and leave the team. No wonder his kids are all doped up having to deal with his shit. I need to self-medicate and I am not in the family or on the team.