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RealSNR
10-10-2010, 08:38 PM
This thread will serve as an index of names of people who still think Cassel is okay for any number of reasons. Hopefully we can get a witch hunt of sorts going in order to effectively chastise, ridicule, and make examples of their iniquities.

With time, I'm hoping this thread will help to fully remove any kind of fan support whatsoever for The Unspeakable One. We will use whatever means necessary.

If you're reading this right now and thinking to yourself, "I might be a Cassel supporter" please announce yourself in this thread. We will work to cleanse you. Maybe you could shave your head as penance or something. We'll work it out.

If you think this thread is too drastic, you may be at risk. The time for choosing sides is now. It would be unfortunate if you left us no choice but to act unfairly.

The Index:

Just Passin' By
SensibleChiefsfan
chris
googlegoogle
tchapman1
Pawnmower
Fritz88 (self-admitted)
KC-TBB
Marcellus

Be wary of any pro-Cassel tinges to future posts by these members:
GoChiefs
Chiefaroo

RealSNR
10-10-2010, 08:41 PM
Here's a good example:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=234900

I recommend excommunication.

Mama Hip Rockets
10-10-2010, 08:42 PM
I have a friend who likes him for some reason. He texted me today after Bowe dropped the touchdown, and I responded with "the only good pass cassel will ever throw." Then he responded with a vicious attack of pro-Cassel texts saying things like "he was good in 2008" and "he had a good game against the 49ers" and "the fans hated trent green at first too." So I said "cassel is not even in the same league as trent green," to which he responded, "not yet."

teedubya
10-10-2010, 08:44 PM
Chris loves him some Assel.

Pioli Zombie
10-10-2010, 08:44 PM
I have officially bailed on Cassel. He stinks and he sucks. He sucks balls. He sucks monkey cock. I have been cleansed. He needs to go. I was wrong. You were right. Suck plans to sue for its name being ised to describe Cassel. There are 75 qbs better than Cassel. I Repent.

Bugeater
10-10-2010, 08:44 PM
Here's a good example:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=234900

I recommend excommunication.
I am in full support of that, but not because he is defending Cassel, I just can't stand the guy.

teedubya
10-10-2010, 08:44 PM
I have a friend who likes him for some reason. He texted me today after Bowe dropped the touchdown, and I responded with "the only good pass cassel will ever throw." Then he responded with a vicious attack of pro-Cassel texts saying things like "he was good in 2008" and "he had a good game against the 49ers" and "the fans hated trent green at first too." So I said "cassel is not even in the same league as trent green," to which he responded, "not yet."

Get new friends.

Mama Hip Rockets
10-10-2010, 08:44 PM
35% of ESPN voters say Cassel is a franchise QB.

http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/polls?pCat=46&sCat=1609

Mama Hip Rockets
10-10-2010, 08:45 PM
Suck plans to sue for its name being used to describe Cassel.

ROFL

RealSNR
10-10-2010, 08:45 PM
I have officially bailed on Cassel. He stinks and he sucks. He sucks balls. He sucks monkey cock. I have been cleansed. He needs to go. I was wrong. You were right. Suck plans to sue for its name being ised to describe Cassel. There are 75 qbs better than Cassel. I Repent.You are pure.

Bugeater
10-10-2010, 08:47 PM
Looks like we have another candidate:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7078544&postcount=7

milkman
10-10-2010, 08:49 PM
I have officially bailed on Cassel. He stinks and he sucks. He sucks balls. He sucks monkey cock. I have been cleansed. He needs to go. I was wrong. You were right. Suck plans to sue for its name being ised to describe Cassel. There are 75 qbs better than Cassel. I Repent.

LMAO

RealSNR
10-10-2010, 08:50 PM
Looks like we have another candidate:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7078544&postcount=7Well done.

googlegoogle will be investigated.

Thig Lyfe
10-10-2010, 08:53 PM
Looks like we have another candidate:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7078544&postcount=7

That's not fair. googlegoogle is functionally retarded. He needs medical help, not excommunication.

notorious
10-10-2010, 08:53 PM
35% of ESPN voters say Cassel is a franchise QB.

http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/polls?pCat=46&sCat=1609

:facepalm:


I thought only 1 in 4 Americans were idiots.

notorious
10-10-2010, 08:53 PM
That's not fair. googlegoogle is functionally retarded. He needs medical help, not excommunication.

ROFL


The hits just keep coming from you today.


ROFL

ChiefaRoo
10-10-2010, 09:09 PM
They need to let him start against Houston. They also need a game plan thatvstretches the field. If he blows star Croyle in Arrowhead. Last chance for Cassel IMO.

RealSNR
10-10-2010, 09:12 PM
They need to let him start against Houston. They also need a game plan thatvstretches the field. If he blows star Croyle in Arrowhead. Last chance for Cassel IMO.I see. You'd like to see Cassel start and play a bigger role in the offense, then?

Ugly Duck
10-10-2010, 09:17 PM
Heck, he's not so bad... just as good as Campbell

Cassel....... 16/29 for 156
Campbell.... 13/18 for 159

jspchief
10-10-2010, 09:22 PM
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7078017&postcount=36


Get a rope.

baitism
10-10-2010, 09:22 PM
Heck, he's not so bad... just as good as Campbell

Cassel....... 16/29 for 156
Campbell.... 13/18 for 159

Except Campbell can actually stretch the field and go through progressions. My buddy finally got to see Cassel play and texted me, "Well, he looks like a career backup QB."

BigRedChief
10-10-2010, 09:23 PM
This thread will serve as an index of names of people who still think Cassel is okay for any number of reasons. Hopefully we can get a witch hunt of sorts going in order to effectively chastise, ridicule, and make examples of their iniquities.

With time, I'm hoping this thread will help to fully remove any kind of fan support whatsoever for The Unspeakable One. We will use whatever means necessary.

If you're reading this right now and thinking to yourself, "I might be a Cassel supporter" please announce yourself in this thread. We will work to cleanse you. Maybe you could shave your head as penance or something. We'll work it out.

If you think this thread is too drastic, you may be at risk. The time for choosing sides is now. It would be unfortunate if you left us no choice but to act unfairly.I'm no Matt Cassell fan. Most of the Chief fans I watch the games with here in Tampa hate him too. But, I don't see a need to use community peer pressure to stifile free expression of opinions on the board. Just my 2 cents.

Buck
10-10-2010, 09:24 PM
I think Matt Cassel gives the Chargers the best shot at winning the West.

Mama Hip Rockets
10-10-2010, 09:25 PM
They also need a game plan thatvstretches the field. If he blows star Croyle in Arrowhead.

can someone translate this?

Mama Hip Rockets
10-10-2010, 09:26 PM
I think Matt Cassel gives the Chargers the best shot at winning the West.

I think the Chargers getting 16 home games gives them the best shot at winning the west.

L.A. Chieffan
10-10-2010, 09:27 PM
I think Cassel is dogshit. Always have.

But I find it odd that the majority of people have decided to turn on him after this game in particular.

jspchief
10-10-2010, 09:27 PM
I'm no Matt Cassell fan. Most of the Chief fans I watch the games with here in Tampa hate him too. But, I don't see a need to use community peer pressure to stifile free expression of opinions on the board. Just my 2 cents.Here's another one.

/grab pitchfork

BigRedChief
10-10-2010, 09:28 PM
Here's another one.

/grab pitchfork:LOL:

jspchief
10-10-2010, 09:28 PM
I think Cassel is dogshit. Always have.

But I find it odd that the majority of people have decided to turn on him after this game in particular.It's because the "majority" of people are morons that have spent the last few weeks explaining away Castle's failings with the "we're undeeefeeeted! stop complaining" argument.

stevieray
10-10-2010, 09:31 PM
not a fan, but he's not going anywhere this season.

this is silly.

DeezNutz
10-10-2010, 09:33 PM
It's because the "majority" of people are morons that have spent the last few weeks explaining away Castle's failings with the "we're undeeefeeeted! stop complaining" argument.

Are you a GM?

petegz28
10-10-2010, 09:33 PM
Heck, he's not so bad... just as good as Campbell

Cassel....... 16/29 for 156
Campbell.... 13/18 for 159

Except Campbell only played part of the game

RealSNR
10-10-2010, 09:34 PM
not a fan, but he's not going anywhere this season.

this is silly.Neither are you.

Please escort yourself to Room 3B. We'll be with you in a moment.

jspchief
10-10-2010, 09:36 PM
Are you a GM?Nope.

stevieray
10-10-2010, 09:36 PM
Neither are you.

Please escort yourself to Room 3B. We'll be with you in a moment.
bring bowe with you...you'll both drop the ball.

RealSNR
10-10-2010, 09:38 PM
I'm no Matt Cassell fan. Most of the Chief fans I watch the games with here in Tampa hate him too. But, I don't see a need to use community peer pressure to stifile free expression of opinions on the board. Just my 2 cents.I'm not asking for much. Just a pure mindset with regards to our QB. Afterall, the QB is the leader of the team. The fanbase should be united on this one. Either for or against.

the Talking Can
10-10-2010, 09:38 PM
cassel has been embarrassing since the first time he put on a chiefs jersey


he's done nothing but suck and destroy the offense

it's been obvious to anyone with eyeballs

he is terrible at ****ing everything always


and yet we have Gochiefs leading a "Cassel is a Franchise QB" jihad

pioli zombie with a lifetime's worth of ignorant, but snarky!, statements defending him....the best of which came just this week: "what's Cassel's QB rating in the last 6 quarters?"

:LOL:

reerun who spent all off season crying because people were making objectively true statements about how incredibly shitty a QB and piece of feces Cassel is

pawnsmoker who swallowed more Cassel schlong than all of the above put together

and the list goes on and on and on of people who couldn't see the Cassel is the god damn definition of A FRANCHISE KILLING SHIT MACHINE


oh yeah, and that one incredibly ****ing stupid pats fan who used lecture us sanctimoniously about how we couldn't judge Cassel.....yeah, that guy doesn't show his face anymore...ignorant ****ing pussy


the archives are full to busting with love and insanely retarded defenses of a player who has done nothing but fail every snap of his miserable ****ing Chiefs life....and cost us Sanchez to boot...something you can't ever redo...we had the final and most important piece in our grasps...and now we have shit....jack ****ing shit at QB...

so you can all, after today, go **** yourselves with your belated admissions of the obvious and go die in a series of ever hotter ****ing fires...

**** YOU

Bewbies
10-10-2010, 09:38 PM
I hope Albert misses a block next week and Mario Williams gets a good clean lick on Cassel. By clean I mean season ending.

Bewbies
10-10-2010, 09:40 PM
cassel has been embarrassing since the first time he put on a chiefs jersey


he's done nothing but suck and destroy the offense

it's been obvious to anyone with eyeballs

he is terrible at ****ing everything always


and yet we have Gochiefs leading a "Cassel is a Franchise QB" jihad

pioli zombie with a lifetime's worth of ignorant, but snarky!, statements defending him....the best of which came just this week: "what's Cassel's QB rating in the last 6 quarters?"

:LOL:

reerun who spent all off season crying because people were making objectively true statements about how incredibly shitty a QB and piece of feces Cassel is

pawnsmoker who swallowed more Cassel schlong than all of the above put together

and the list goes on and on and on of people who couldn't see the Cassel is the god damn definition of A FRANCHISE KILLING SHIT MACHINE


oh yeah, and that one incredibly ****ing stupid pats fan who used lecture us sanctimoniously about how we couldn't judge Cassel.....yeah, that guy doesn't show his face anymore...ignorant ****ing pussy


the archives are full to busting with love and insanely retarded defenses of a player who has done nothing but fail every snap of his miserable ****ing Chiefs life....and cost us Sanchez to boot...something you can't ever redo...we had the final and most important piece in our grasps...and now we have shit....jack ****ing shit at QB...

so you can all, after today, go **** yourselves with your belated admissions of the obvious and go die in a series of ever hotter ****ing fires...

**** YOU

In case someone missed it the first time.:clap:

Hammock Parties
10-10-2010, 09:40 PM
and yet we have Gochiefs leading a "Cassel is a Franchise QB" jihad

Fuck you, pal.

I've never done anything of the sort.

jspchief
10-10-2010, 09:40 PM
I hope Albert misses a block next week and Mario Williams gets a good clean lick on Cassel. By clean I mean life ending.Fixed.

Mama Hip Rockets
10-10-2010, 09:40 PM
I hope Albert misses a block next week and Mario Williams gets a good clean lick on Cassel. By clean I mean season ending.

Perhaps we should take up a collection and pay Albert to do so?

RealSNR
10-10-2010, 09:41 PM
cassel has been embarrassing since the first time he put on a chiefs jersey


he's done nothing but suck and destroy the offense

it's been obvious to anyone with eyeballs

he is terrible at ****ing everything always


and yet we have Gochiefs leading a "Cassel is a Franchise QB" jihad

pioli zombie with a lifetime's worth of ignorant, but snarky!, statements defending him....the best of which came just this week: "what's Cassel's QB rating in the last 6 quarters?"

:LOL:

reerun who spent all off season crying because people were making objectively true statements about how incredibly shitty a QB and piece of feces Cassel is

pawnsmoker who swallowed more Cassel schlong than all of the above put together

and the list goes on and on and on of people who couldn't see the Cassel is the god damn definition of A FRANCHISE KILLING SHIT MACHINE


oh yeah, and that one incredibly ****ing stupid pats fan who used lecture us sanctimoniously about how we couldn't judge Cassel.....yeah, that guy doesn't show his face anymore...ignorant ****ing pussy


the archives are full to busting with love and insanely retarded defenses of a player who has done nothing but fail every snap of his miserable ****ing Chiefs life....and cost us Sanchez to boot...something you can't ever redo...we had the final and most important piece in our grasps...and now we have shit....jack ****ing shit at QB...

so you can all, after today, go **** yourselves with your belated admissions of the obvious and go die in a series of ever hotter ****ing fires...

**** YOUI label you definitely NOT a Cassel fan.

You're free to go.

the Talking Can
10-10-2010, 09:42 PM
**** you, pal.

I've never done anything of the sort.

yea you have


you own him


go die in a fire you lying piece of spamming shit

stevieray
10-10-2010, 09:43 PM
cassel has been embarrassing since the first time he put on a chiefs jersey


he's done nothing but suck and destroy the offesense

it's been obvious to anyone with eyeballs

he is terrible at ****ing everything always


and yet we have Gochiefs leading a "Cassel is a Franchise QB" jihad

pioli zombie with a lifetime's worth of ignorant, but snarky, statements defending him....the best of which came just this week: "what's Cassel's QB rating in the last 6 quarters?"

:LOL:

reerun who spent all off season crying because people were making objectively true statements about how incredibly shitty a QB and piece of feces Cassel is

pawnsmoker who swallowed more Cassel schlong than all of the above put together

and the list goes on and on and on of people who couldn't see the Cassel is the god damn definition of A FRANCHISE KILLING SHIT MACHINE


oh yeah, an that one incredibly ****ing stupid pats fan who used lecture us sanctimoniously about how we couldn't judge Cassel.....yeah, that guy doesn't show his face anymore...ignorant ****ing pussy


the archives are full to busting with love and insanely retarded defenses of a player who has done nothing but fail every snap of his miserable ****ing Chiefs life....and cost us Sanchez to boot...something you can't ever redo...we had the final and most important piece in our grasps...and now we have shit....jack ****ing shit at QB...

so you can all, after today, go **** yourselves with your belated admissions of the obvious and go die in a series of ever hotter ****ing fires...

**** YOU

final piece?

LOL...90% percent of this board predicted shit for this team this year, and then turned around and freaked when they lost on the road to indy in the fourth qtr.

BigRedChief
10-10-2010, 09:43 PM
I'm not asking for much. Just a pure mindset with regards to our QB. Afterall, the QB is the leader of the team. The fanbase should be united on this one. Either for or against.Maybe I've not been paying close enogh attention but how many Cassel backers are there on here? Say we have 4K on here posting, how many are publically backing Cassel? 6-7 people? Maybe. They have eyes too. They will eventually come around.

Hammock Parties
10-10-2010, 09:44 PM
yea you have


you own him


go die in a fire you lying piece of spamming shit

Prove it or STFU.

I've been slamming him since the middle of last season when I realized my first impression was wrong.

When the game was over today I texted Flopnuts "we need a fucking QB."

So fuck off.

DeezNutz
10-10-2010, 09:44 PM
cassel has been embarrassing since the first time he put on a chiefs jersey


he's done nothing but suck and destroy the offense

it's been obvious to anyone with eyeballs

he is terrible at ****ing everything always


and yet we have Gochiefs leading a "Cassel is a Franchise QB" jihad

pioli zombie with a lifetime's worth of ignorant, but snarky!, statements defending him....the best of which came just this week: "what's Cassel's QB rating in the last 6 quarters?"

:LOL:

reerun who spent all off season crying because people were making objectively true statements about how incredibly shitty a QB and piece of feces Cassel is

pawnsmoker who swallowed more Cassel schlong than all of the above put together

and the list goes on and on and on of people who couldn't see the Cassel is the god damn definition of A FRANCHISE KILLING SHIT MACHINE


oh yeah, and that one incredibly ****ing stupid pats fan who used lecture us sanctimoniously about how we couldn't judge Cassel.....yeah, that guy doesn't show his face anymore...ignorant ****ing pussy


the archives are full to busting with love and insanely retarded defenses of a player who has done nothing but fail every snap of his miserable ****ing Chiefs life....and cost us Sanchez to boot...something you can't ever redo...we had the final and most important piece in our grasps...and now we have shit....jack ****ing shit at QB...

so you can all, after today, go **** yourselves with your belated admissions of the obvious and go die in a series of ever hotter ****ing fires...

**** YOU

Motherfuck.

This is the fucking Sherman's March of anti-Cassel posts.

Mama Hip Rockets
10-10-2010, 09:44 PM
I label you definitely NOT a Cassel fan.

You're free to go.

ROFL

the Talking Can
10-10-2010, 09:45 PM
final piece?

LOL...90% percent of this board predicted shit for this team this year, and then turn around and freak when they lose on the road to indy in the fourth qtr.

we're talking about the cassel 'era'

but thanks for whatever that was

if you get the QB right, you can get a lot of other things wrong...the Colts are a perfect example

but if get everything else right and get the QB wrong you have jack shit

milkman
10-10-2010, 09:46 PM
TC bringing it like no other.

J Diddy
10-10-2010, 09:46 PM
final piece?

LOL...90% percent of this board predicted shit for this team this year, and then turned around and freaked when they lost on the road to indy in the fourth qtr.

Exactly, however I will say.

With an adequate quarterback we would have won today.

Deberg_1990
10-10-2010, 09:47 PM
but if get everything else right and get the QB wrong you have jack shit

You get the 1990's Chiefs...Hooray!

Bewbies
10-10-2010, 09:49 PM
we're talking about the cassel 'era'

but thanks for whatever that was

if you get the QB right, you can get a lot of other things wrong...the Colts are a perfect example

but if get everything else right and get the QB wrong you have jack shit

Class is in session bitches.

RealSNR
10-10-2010, 09:49 PM
You get the 1990's Chiefs...Hooray!Tom Brady will be our next Joe Montana

stevieray
10-10-2010, 09:51 PM
we're talking about the cassel 'era'

but thanks for whatever that was

if you get the QB right, you can get a lot of other things wrong...the Colts are a perfect example

but if get everything else right and get the QB wrong you have jack shit

it's not like peyton was on fire today. this was a great defensive game.

giving them the ball on the forty(OK) was a huge risk. not tying @ 3 was a huge risk.

bowe not catching a ball my seventeen year old could make was huge...that drop sucked and is inexcusable, regardless of how much we dislike cassel...on that play, he did his job.

we played indy into the fourth qtr. we left ten points off the board.

this team is still making strides. they aren't going to dump him now. they've only played one quarter of the season.

Pioli Zombie
10-10-2010, 09:52 PM
I am thinking of organizing a Recovery Group for people such as myself who were once defenders of Matt Cassel, even to the point of blaming the GM for not "helping" the young man enough with surrounding talent. Today I came forward and surrendered by Cassel addiction to the Lord. Tomorrow my Pastor is baptising me to cleanse me fully and renew me in QB assessment intelligence. But its not enough for me to be reborn. I must bring along other Cassaholics and help restore them to sanity too. I ask for your forgiveness, your support, and your help as I walk into this new life.

the Talking Can
10-10-2010, 09:53 PM
this board is the height of ****ing yak nut smoking


we're supposed to line up and prostrate ourselves for all eternity because our midget slot wr -non rb whatever is apparently after 3 games a proven hall of famer...see how good our offense is now!...so good that every taint sniffing noob has a mccluster call out thread or post to hang thier vaginas on


but mention our FRANCHISE ****ING QB who is a god damn abomination deserving a shot gun blast to his diseased uterus for almost 20 straight games of aids football...well...

let me tell you, you can't make any rash judgements and just give him another year and yeah even if he is the football equivalent of the HOLOCAUST we'll just pretend it never happened and skip over the apologizing for being more wrong about the most important position on the team than anyone has in the history of Chiefs planet...ha ha ha my opinions are still valid right?...helllo?.....mcfly??

yeah, line up.....douse yourselves in gasoline...light yourselves on fire


and film it so I can laugh at you

Bewbies
10-10-2010, 09:53 PM
Tom Brady will be our next Joe Montana

Dammit, you're right on this one.

Coach
10-10-2010, 09:54 PM
final piece?

LOL...90% percent of this board predicted shit for this team this year, and then turned around and freaked when they lost on the road to indy in the fourth qtr.

That 90% was probably correct, but none of us have ever envisioned the defense growing so rapidly that most of us had to revise our thoughts about the 3rd game.

I'm 100% sold on the defense. It's just like we're right back in the early 90's, excellent defensive players, but a QB that was just pure shit.

And FTR, I never supported Cassel, and I don't plan on to anytime soon. The sooner the change is done there, hopefully the better.

jspchief
10-10-2010, 09:55 PM
this board is the height of ****ing yak nut smoking


we're supposed to line up and prostrate ourselves for all eternity because our midget slot wr -non rb whatever is apparently after 3 games a proven hall of famer...see how good our offense is now!...so good that every taint sniffing noob has a mccluster call out thread or post to hang thier vaginas on


but mention our FRANCHISE ****ING QB who is a god damn abomination deserving a shot gun blast to his diseased uterus for almost 20 straight games of aids football...well...

let me tell you, you can't make any rash judgements and just give him another year and yeah even if he is the football equivalent of the HOLOCAUST we'll just pretend it never happened and skip over the apologizing for being more wrong about the most important position on the team than anyone has in the history of Chiefs planet...ha ha ha my opinions are still valid right?...helllo?.....mcfly??

yeah, line up.....douse yourselves in gasoline...light yourselves on fire


and film it so I can laugh at youDamn, you're f'ing killing me.

OnTheWarpath15
10-10-2010, 09:56 PM
cassel has been embarrassing since the first time he put on a chiefs jersey


he's done nothing but suck and destroy the offense

it's been obvious to anyone with eyeballs

he is terrible at ****ing everything always


and yet we have Gochiefs leading a "Cassel is a Franchise QB" jihad

pioli zombie with a lifetime's worth of ignorant, but snarky!, statements defending him....the best of which came just this week: "what's Cassel's QB rating in the last 6 quarters?"

:LOL:

reerun who spent all off season crying because people were making objectively true statements about how incredibly shitty a QB and piece of feces Cassel is

pawnsmoker who swallowed more Cassel schlong than all of the above put together

and the list goes on and on and on of people who couldn't see the Cassel is the god damn definition of A FRANCHISE KILLING SHIT MACHINE


oh yeah, and that one incredibly ****ing stupid pats fan who used lecture us sanctimoniously about how we couldn't judge Cassel.....yeah, that guy doesn't show his face anymore...ignorant ****ing pussy


the archives are full to busting with love and insanely retarded defenses of a player who has done nothing but fail every snap of his miserable ****ing Chiefs life....and cost us Sanchez to boot...something you can't ever redo...we had the final and most important piece in our grasps...and now we have shit....jack ****ing shit at QB...

so you can all, after today, go **** yourselves with your belated admissions of the obvious and go die in a series of ever hotter ****ing fires...

**** YOU


Beautiful.

And in your honor, I give you my new avatar:

DeezNutz
10-10-2010, 09:59 PM
TTC, doing his best Roy Halladay to the Cassel washers Cincinnati Reds.

OnTheWarpath15
10-10-2010, 10:00 PM
TTC, doing his best Roy Halladay to the Cassel washers Cincinnati Reds.

And the Cassel washers will argue about the strike zone...

DeezNutz
10-10-2010, 10:01 PM
And the Cassel washers will argue about the strike zone...

pete prefers the run game and D, anyway.

I keed, pete. Bad call on my part. Bad call!!!

Pioli Zombie
10-10-2010, 10:01 PM
I Repent! I Repent! Oh have mercy on my soul. I was blind but now I see.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-10-2010, 10:03 PM
<del>Hey guys, no one could have ever predicted Cassel's Chiefs tenure would have turned out like this (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5537454&postcount=87).</del>

OnTheWarpath15
10-10-2010, 10:04 PM
<del>Hey guys, no one could have ever predicted Cassel's Chiefs tenure would have turned out like this (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5537454&postcount=87).</del>

Nope. No one EVER saw this coming.

I, for one, am shocked.

Pioli Zombie
10-10-2010, 10:05 PM
I was blinded by the Master Belichick getting 11 wins from the little turd.

the Talking Can
10-10-2010, 10:05 PM
fuck you...any you will do


we could have had Sanchez....and right now we'd be the golden child of the league


banging defense, young talent everywhere, franchise QB


instead we have 2 years wasted at the QB position and now have to start completely over...

but hey we have lots of awesome 'apologize to mccluster threads' so it's all ok....

the Talking Can
10-10-2010, 10:06 PM
I was blinded by the Master Belichick getting 11 wins from the little turd.

you were blinded by the fact that you are an aids retard

DeezNutz
10-10-2010, 10:06 PM
Again, if Cassel plays remotely decent against Houston, the entire tenor of this board will shift. More time! More weapons! Offensive line!

And the mother****er will still suck.

BigRedChief
10-10-2010, 10:06 PM
I Repent! I Repent! Oh have mercy on my soul. I was blind but now I see.http://www.forumspile.com/Misc-JesusThanks.jpg

the Talking Can
10-10-2010, 10:07 PM
<del>Hey guys, no one could have ever predicted Cassel's Chiefs tenure would have turned out like this (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5537454&postcount=87).</del>

so what if you were 200 percent right


go apologize to that midget can opener mccluster right now....or reerun and some clown car full of peeteygee and pawnsmoker might start crying

Ming the Merciless
10-10-2010, 10:09 PM
pawnsmoker who swallowed more Cassel schlong than all of the above put together



Please post any schlong sucking posts you can find of mine.

I defy you.

I have never been a Cassel 'fluffer' ever. You're obviously drunk or confusing me with someone else....

All I have said consistently is I am willing to wait 8 games in this season (2010) before I pass judgment....I am unhappy with his performance so far this season on the whole. If the 8 games were up now....well...my thoughts would be to get rid of him ASAP..but I still am going to wait 4 more games before I take one side or the other.

Please do not lump me in with other thoughtless morons on one side or the other. I know you dislike me, but please don't say shit that isn't true.

DeezNutz
10-10-2010, 10:09 PM
so what if you were 200 percent right


go apologize to that midget can opener mccluster right now....or reerun and some clown car full of peeteygee and pawnsmoker might start crying

http://img2.allvoices.com/thumbs/event/609/480/62476734-aroldis-chapman.jpg

OnTheWarpath15
10-10-2010, 10:10 PM
Please post any schlong sucking posts you can find of mine.

I defy you.

I have never been a Cassel 'fluffer' ever. You're obviously drunk or confusing me with someone else....

All I have said consistently is I am willing to wait 8 games in this season (2010) before I pass judgment....I am unhappy with his performance so far this season on the whole. If the 8 games were up now....well...my thoughts would be to get rid of him ASAP..but I still am going to wait 4 more games before I take one side or the other.

Please do not lump me in with other thoughtless morons on one side or the other. I know you dislike me, but please don't say shit that isn't true.

What could he possibly do over the next 4 games to erase what he did over his first 20 in KC?

dirk digler
10-10-2010, 10:11 PM
TC weren't you a Cassel fan in the beginning? I swear you and the draftubators used to get in all kinds of fights about it or was it something else?

Bewbies
10-10-2010, 10:11 PM
What could he possibly do over the next 4 games to erase what he did over his first 20 in KC?

Play a good game?

Coach
10-10-2010, 10:12 PM
Please post any schlong sucking posts you can find of mine.

I defy you.

I have never been a Cassel 'fluffer' ever. You're obviously drunk or confusing me with someone else....

All I have said consistently is I am willing to wait 8 games in this season (2010) before I pass judgment....I am unhappy with his performance so far this season on the whole. If the 8 games were up now....well...my thoughts would be to get rid of him ASAP..but I still am going to wait 4 more games before I take one side or the other.

Please do not lump me in with other thoughtless morons on one side or the other. I know you dislike me, but please don't say shit that isn't true.

16 games in 2008 and 15 games in 2009 was a fair evaluation of him.

Simply put, he's not even worthy of being a starting QB, and what's even sad, some of the back-up QB's in this league can outperform him rather easily for a 1/3rds of that cost.

Pioli Zombie
10-10-2010, 10:12 PM
Seriously, Talking Can. I really don't think its any football fans fault that Cassel is here. And they don't have to "start over". There is a terrific core group of players here. Bring in a decent qb and draft a qb as well and the problem can be corrected. Carl Peterson NEVER addressed it. Just because he didn't doesn't mean it won't now. Try enjoying the fact the once 2-14 team has quickly emerged as a playoff contender. And yes. Cassel sucks.

the Talking Can
10-10-2010, 10:12 PM
Please post any schlong sucking posts you can find of mine.

I defy you.

I have never been a Cassel 'fluffer' ever. You're obviously drunk or confusing me with someone else....

All I have said consistently is I am willing to wait 8 games in this season (2010) before I pass judgment....I am unhappy with his performance so far this season on the whole. If the 8 games were up now....well...my thoughts would be to get rid of him ASAP..but I still am going to wait 4 more games before I take one side or the other.

Please do not lump me in with other thoughtless morons on one side or the other. I know you dislike me, but please don't say shit that isn't true.

oh sweet aids drenched irony


i knew you'd be the last true believer....i'd be disappointed if you weren't


you are the dumbest, it is your destiny...your retarded destiny

Bewbies
10-10-2010, 10:13 PM
Maybe if we're lucky Cassel can get Herminated?

ChiefaRoo
10-10-2010, 10:14 PM
I see. You'd like to see Cassel start and play a bigger role in the offense, then?

I want him to start in Houston and I'd like to have him throw the ball in the seam to Moeaki and on the edge to Chambers and Bowe. Not more but longer throws.

Ming the Merciless
10-10-2010, 10:16 PM
What could he possibly do over the next 4 games to erase what he did over his first 20 in KC?

That is a very good question....In all likelihood nothing. But somehow if something clicks over the next 4 games and he starts playing well, then I will have to make a decision what 'side' I would take..(support keeping him or support axeing him).

Back to your question...It is a damn good one...I don't think statistics would be enough (like 4 straight games with a passer rating near or over 100....2:1 int ratio etc)....Even with good stats I want to see more...I want to see a winner and a guy who we can trust when we are behind with little time. I don't see that now, but I am waiting 4 more games before I join the lynch mob.

tk13
10-10-2010, 10:16 PM
We should trade for Todd Collins. He helped lead the Chicago offense to a 23 point explosion today.

ChiefaRoo
10-10-2010, 10:18 PM
can someone translate this?

The spell check on my iPad is fooling me up.

DeezNutz
10-10-2010, 10:18 PM
Seriously, Talking Can. I really don't think its any football fans fault that Cassel is here. And they don't have to "start over". There is a terrific core group of players here. Bring in a decent qb and draft a qb as well and the problem can be corrected. Carl Peterson NEVER addressed it. Just because he didn't doesn't mean it won't now. Try enjoying the fact the once 2-14 team has quickly emerged as a playoff contender. And yes. Cassel sucks.

Well fuck, if it's that easy...

Bring in what "decent" QB? Decent QBs aren't released or see FA, generally speaking. And it becomes harder to draft a franchise QB when you have a +.500 record, as we likely might.

That's why Pioli outrageously fucked this franchise with his actions in '09. Yes, it's possible to recover, but it's just much, much more difficult now.

the Talking Can
10-10-2010, 10:18 PM
Seriously, Talking Can. I really don't think its any football fans fault that Cassel is here. And they don't have to "start over". There is a terrific core group of players here. Bring in a decent qb and draft a qb as well and the problem can be corrected. Carl Peterson NEVER addressed it. Just because he didn't doesn't mean it won't now. Try enjoying the fact the once 2-14 team has quickly emerged as a playoff contender. And yes. Cassel sucks.

i love this team...i can't believe how much young talent we have all of the sudden


we're only a QB away from being a real contender....

but if you don't have a QB you don't have shit


and we had a chance to get one....pioli's biggest decision to date has been a disastrous failure....but the fact that he's got a lot else right leaves me hopeful

i'm pissed because we're good, but we should be better


and sorry but the scale of denial about Cassel, and the self satisfied 'look Cassel completed a pass! he's awesome! apologize to pioli and mccluster!" nonsense on this board doesn't just get wished away....

the idea that only today people realized our QB blows is amazing...it wasn't anywhere close to his worst game


we passed on a Franchise QB for Cassel..you can't undo that, or pretend that another will just fall in our lap...

Ming the Merciless
10-10-2010, 10:19 PM
i knew you'd be the last true believer....i'd be disappointed if you weren't


True Believer of what?

Are you THAT drunk? Usually you are just kind of stupid but semi funny....you are acting full blown retard right now...

Was losing to Indy that much of a shock to your vagina that you are full blown menstral right now?

Are you surprised we lost? I got 9 points (yes I lost some $$) on this game. NINE POINTS. Why are you acting like this loss today is shocking?

RealSNR
10-10-2010, 10:19 PM
I want him to start in Houston and I'd like to have him throw the ball in the seam to Moeaki and on the edge to Chambers and Bowe. Not more but longer throws.Get in the truck.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/actionforanimals/default/cow-transport-truck--large-msg-123377826816.jpg

ChiefaRoo
10-10-2010, 10:23 PM
Get in the truck.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/actionforanimals/default/cow-transport-truck--large-msg-123377826816.jpg

Dude, if he stinks in Houston I'm all for starting Brodie in Arrowhead the following week.

stevieray
10-10-2010, 10:23 PM
**** you...any you will do


we could have had Sanchez.....

lol

RealSNR
10-10-2010, 10:24 PM
Again, if Cassel plays remotely decent against Houston, the entire tenor of this board will shift. More time! More weapons! Offensive line!

And the mother****er will still suck.And that's what this thread is for. We're going to consistently remind the fickle ones who are easily persuaded by one good game from The Unspeakable One. Eventually this entire board is going to accept nothing less than a defenestration of Castle in 2011.

ChiefaRoo
10-10-2010, 10:24 PM
Get in the truck.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/actionforanimals/default/cow-transport-truck--large-msg-123377826816.jpg

Ok, but I'm driving. You can ride in the back with GoChiefs.

RealSNR
10-10-2010, 10:25 PM
lolYeah, it'd be a shame if Cassel played as well as Mark Sanchez has played this season.

Let go of your hate. Mark Sanchez would have been a great draft pick. It's okay.

stevieray
10-10-2010, 10:27 PM
Mark Sanchez would have been a great draft pick.

could would should.

waste of time.

Thig Lyfe
10-10-2010, 10:31 PM
If we had kept Thiggy, we'd be 8-0 at this point. All his wins count double!!!

munkey
10-10-2010, 10:34 PM
to think I got reemed over my opionion regarding castle when we beat Eggo...lol

RealSNR
10-10-2010, 10:37 PM
to think I got reemed over my opionion regarding castle when we beat Eggo...lolDo you think you were treated unfairly?

We want to treat everybody fairly here. Effective deprogramming is our #1 goal.

chris
10-10-2010, 11:09 PM
Get in the truck.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/actionforanimals/default/cow-transport-truck--large-msg-123377826816.jpg

:)

chris
10-10-2010, 11:09 PM
Mr. Inquisition Judge and Jury,

I respectfully submit that this inquisition is less of purging the CP of the Cassel heretics but more of a McCarthy Hearing trial where independent thought is suppressed to conform to the thinkspeak of a group of vocal CPers who have strong opinions.

While being no lover of Cassel, if I must state that he by himself cost us the Indy game; or that Charles is not getting enough carries; or that we must draft this/that quarterback; then i am proud to be a heretic and am willing will to to be burned at the stake.....or at least go in the back of the pig truck. :)

stevieray
10-10-2010, 11:18 PM
It's disingenuous to call him a loser and then expect him to win.

RealSNR
10-10-2010, 11:20 PM
It's disingenuous to call him a loser and then expect him to win.I expect this D to win us games. And they will. They already won the first two.

I don't expect Matt Cassel to win shit.

stevieray
10-10-2010, 11:22 PM
I don't expect Matt Cassel to win shit.
sure you do, you keep assigning blame.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-10-2010, 11:24 PM
It's disingenuous to call him a loser and then expect him to win.

We aren't dealing in absolute truths. He's played like a loser, he's paid like a franchise QB. Our FO has treated him like a franchise QB and the entire organization has treated him as the unquestioned solution at QB both via the media and through the draft.

You should expect your GM making $5 million a year to know how to properly evaluate a player he has seen play in NFL practices in film sessions for four years, and who he helped scout coming out of school.

When those expectations are not met, it's more than fair to call him a loser; after all, according to the oft repeated fallacy of appealing to authority, we shouldn't question him anyway.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-10-2010, 11:26 PM
Our QB makes 10+ million a year and he's a worthless piece of shit, but we shouldn't criticize him, because we think he's a worthless piece of shit.

As though that excuses his pay, the trade, or who was passed up in favor of him?

Bugeater
10-10-2010, 11:30 PM
You should expect your GM making $5 million a year to know how to properly evaluate a player he has seen play in NFL practices in film sessions for four years, and who he helped scout coming out of school.
This is what I cannot seem to wrap my mind around. How Pioli was so far off the mark with this guy defies explanation.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-10-2010, 11:33 PM
This is what I cannot seem to wrap my mind around. How Pioli was so far off the mark with this guy defies explanation.

If you look at our proclivity for acquiring players with ties, I think it becomes pretty obvious that we view several players through rose colored glasses.

Bowser
10-10-2010, 11:36 PM
I'll be the first to admit that I didn't pay much attention to him in New England, but surely he didn't look so confused with the happy feet there, did he? I mean, no WAY any team wouldhave given him franchise money if he did, right?

Pioli Zombie
10-11-2010, 04:31 AM
At some point your qb has to make a play. He never did and the team lost because of it. Yes, we must face it. Matt Cassel is THE reason the Chiefs lost this game.
That..felt good.

I think I might cry. The cry of freedom.

DeezNutz
10-11-2010, 05:41 AM
This is what I cannot seem to wrap my mind around. How Pioli was so far off the mark with this guy defies explanation.

We talk about the greatness of Welker and Moss, but I think it's entirely possible that some look at the former as a product of a great system in NE. After all, many thought the Pats were insane when they gave up a second for him.

And if Pioli believes in the construction of a guy like Welker, then it's far easier to buy into the belief that Cassel wasn't the beneficiary of unbelievable WR play. After all, his lack of the a deep ball obviated many of Moss's most important skills anyway.

keg in kc
10-11-2010, 05:55 AM
I think the real greatness in NE is Brady. He's done it regardless of who's at receiver with him. Maybe not to the nutso level of 2007, but he's the one constant throughout.

Window Licking Whiner
10-11-2010, 05:55 AM
After this game, I too am abandoning my position on Cassel. I really dont know what it is about him, but he just doesnt read the field, and is not making the right choices on who to throw to.

I dont think Brodie will do better, but whatever. It's really a shame that our QB's havent really produced much of anything since Trent Green, and if we had a good one, the sky is the limit.

Pioli Zombie
10-11-2010, 06:56 AM
Today I get my 24 hour chip. I am chairing the first Cassoholics Anonymous meeting Tuesday night at Our Lady of Suck.

bevischief
10-11-2010, 06:59 AM
Prove it or STFU.

I've been slamming him since the middle of last season when I realized my first impression was wrong.

When the game was over today I texted Flopnuts "we need a ****ing QB."

So **** off.

And a few wide receivers too.

bevischief
10-11-2010, 07:03 AM
this board is the height of ****ing yak nut smoking


we're supposed to line up and prostrate ourselves for all eternity because our midget slot wr -non rb whatever is apparently after 3 games a proven hall of famer...see how good our offense is now!...so good that every taint sniffing noob has a mccluster call out thread or post to hang thier vaginas on


but mention our FRANCHISE ****ING QB who is a god damn abomination deserving a shot gun blast to his diseased uterus for almost 20 straight games of aids football...well...

let me tell you, you can't make any rash judgements and just give him another year and yeah even if he is the football equivalent of the HOLOCAUST we'll just pretend it never happened and skip over the apologizing for being more wrong about the most important position on the team than anyone has in the history of Chiefs planet...ha ha ha my opinions are still valid right?...helllo?.....mcfly??

yeah, line up.....douse yourselves in gasoline...light yourselves on fire


and film it so I can laugh at you

ROFL

Fritz88
10-11-2010, 07:03 AM
I am not sure. I think I need some cleansing it as well.

The first post should include the names of the purified and non purified Casselholes. Just to keep them in check.

the Talking Can
10-11-2010, 07:05 AM
jesus if we had Shawn Hill we'd be undefeated....and he makes .63 cents compared to Cassel...

SenselessChiefsFan
10-11-2010, 07:08 AM
Here is the way I will put it. Do I think Cassel is a franchise QB? No.

Do I think Cassel is the reason we lost? No.

So, why do I think we lost? Primarily due to Haley. Haley took chances early because he didn't think his team could play with the Colts. If you look at the quotes after the game, the Chiefs never felt they had a chance to win because they were all just happy to be in it. McCluster, Cassel, Smith, Dorsey, Chambers.... all just happy to compete.

Look further and you will see that Haley was scared of Mathis and Freeney owning the offensive line.

Cassel had a higher passer rating than Manning. Cassel had a TD pass dropped in the end zone yesterday. Manning didn't even have a pass that was even close to a TD.

Manning should have had at least one other interception.... the pass that DJ should have had a pick six on. Not to mention the pass that Flowers almost picked one handed across the middle of the field, or the pass that Carr had a chance (outside chance) to pick in the end zone on the first drive.

The reality is that for THIS game, Cassel was not the reason the Chiefs lost.

Extra Point
10-11-2010, 07:08 AM
This player profile page says it all, mainly the picture:

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/player/matt-cassel/300185

FAX
10-11-2010, 08:53 AM
Mr. the Talking Can off his meds ... Mr. chris volunteering for a pig truck ride ... Mr. SensibleChiefsfan accusing Haley of traitorous acts ... this may be the most interesting ChiefsPlanet thread of all times!

Pioli messed up with Mutt Casspinch ... no question about it ... Wild Bill screwed us (and his old ridin' padna' big time). The question is; what do we do now? And what's to happen with all the Mark Cassclamp jerseys and his fan page and his charity?

At this point, one can only hope that the local media actually start asking Haley and Pioli what kind of sexual acts Mitch Casswipe is performing to warrant their continued support.

I know we're not even supposed to be 3 and 1, but the saddest part is that we could have won that game with an "average to mediocre" quarterback. We could have beaten the Mannings in their own friggin' house. It was right there for the taking. We didn't go in there to "compete", we went in there to kick their asses. We played well enough to win save for two offensive positions and I could have been proven correct and, right now, Mr. keg in kc could be apologizing to me. It's a shame, really.

FAX

Pioli Zombie
10-11-2010, 02:01 PM
Crap Mattsel had 20 games and he sucked with an impressive consistancy. I met with the people at Our Lady of Suck and they said we could use the Rectory for our Cassaholics Anonymous Meetings. They will let use the coffee pot we just have to supply the coffee. I feel I don't have enough sobriety to be anyones sponsor just yet. I may need to reach out for help over the next few days as I withdraw.

jjchieffan
10-11-2010, 03:03 PM
:facepalm:


I thought only 1 in 4 Americans were idiots.

If that were true, Obama would not have been elected

Sure-Oz
10-11-2010, 03:08 PM
I think he only slows down what we have in place, get him out of KC

FAX
10-11-2010, 03:14 PM
One can't help but wonder what it would take for the Casswipes to recant?

Burning coals to the eyes or nads? Brown swirlies? Waterboarded with Brett Fa-va-rah's own, personal urine? There has to be something.

FAX

Bane
10-11-2010, 03:14 PM
Mutha**** Matt Casshole and anyone here that supports him.

jjchieffan
10-11-2010, 03:18 PM
Do not bench Cassel!!!
























Cut his ass. YESTERDAY!!! Don't give him the chance to ever start again for this team.

Bewbies
10-11-2010, 03:28 PM
Here is the way I will put it. Do I think Cassel is a franchise QB? No.

Do I think Cassel is the reason we lost? No.

So, why do I think we lost? Primarily due to Haley. Haley took chances early because he didn't think his team could play with the Colts. If you look at the quotes after the game, the Chiefs never felt they had a chance to win because they were all just happy to be in it. McCluster, Cassel, Smith, Dorsey, Chambers.... all just happy to compete.

Look further and you will see that Haley was scared of Mathis and Freeney owning the offensive line.

Cassel had a higher passer rating than Manning. Cassel had a TD pass dropped in the end zone yesterday. Manning didn't even have a pass that was even close to a TD.

Manning should have had at least one other interception.... the pass that DJ should have had a pick six on. Not to mention the pass that Flowers almost picked one handed across the middle of the field, or the pass that Carr had a chance (outside chance) to pick in the end zone on the first drive.

The reality is that for THIS game, Cassel was not the reason the Chiefs lost.

No completing 10 passes in a row, 1-10 on 3rd down, not throwing into the same zip code as his WR's?? He blew a 4th and goal throwing to triple coverage instead of waiting a half a second and throwing to a wide open Moeaki...

Cassel had 2 good throws, the one Bowe dropped and the one he threw on 4th down to Bowe. That's all. You don't win games when your QB throws 2 good throws all day, regardless of who you're playing.

RealSNR
10-11-2010, 04:05 PM
I've got a list going right now. I'll try to add more as soon as I've sorted through some more posts from the last few days.

If you find anything, please post it in this thread.

Thanks.

RealSNR
10-11-2010, 04:08 PM
I've got some evidence here:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=234914&page=3

Simply Red
10-11-2010, 04:21 PM
It's because the "majority" of people are morons that have spent the last few weeks explaining away Castle's failings with the "we're undeeefeeeted! stop complaining" argument.

namely who, though? Which posters?

GloryDayz
10-11-2010, 04:35 PM
35% of ESPN voters say Cassel is a franchise QB.

http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/polls?pCat=46&sCat=1609

And they will remain unpaid for their sports savvy... :lame:

GloryDayz
10-11-2010, 04:36 PM
A suspect cASShole will stay out of the public eye this week too. I'm sure there are far too many female Chiefs fans who'd KHA up and down the street for his poor play. He's a F***!!!

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-11-2010, 05:07 PM
I have officially bailed on Cassel. He stinks and he sucks. He sucks balls. He sucks monkey cock. I have been cleansed. He needs to go. I was wrong. You were right. Suck plans to sue for its name being ised to describe Cassel. There are 75 qbs better than Cassel. I Repent.

ROFL:clap:

If it makes you feel any better, I genuinely HATE being right in this case because I've developed a jones for winning again.
And another thing I've learned in this tragedy is that if our next QB can just READ...THE FIELD, he doesn't have to have a Manning or Elway-like bomb, because our current passing system would actually WORK under the guidance of said legit QB.

Pioli Zombie
10-11-2010, 05:39 PM
I am compiling the literature for our first Cassaholics Meeting this week. I called Central Services and got the official 12 steps of CA
1. We admitted we were powerless over defending Cassel and our lives had become unmanageable
2. Came to believe another QB could restore the offense to sanity
3. Made the decision to turn over our loyalty to Cassel over to any other qb on the planet
4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of the waiver wire and college rosters to look for ANYBODY to play QB
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to CP that we were dead ass wrong for defending Caff Masshole
6. Were entirely to ready to have Todd Haley remove Shit for brains from the lineup
7. Humbly asked God to have someone.injure Cassel next week
8. Made a list of all the games Caffel lost
9. Made apologies to everyone we ever swore at while defending Shatt Bassle
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we are softening our stand on Fassle promptly admitted it
11. Sought through prayer and medication a better understanding of how fucking awful Catt Messle has been and how much pain he has inflicted
12. Having had a spritual awakening as the result of these steps, we have tried to carry this message to other Cassaholics and drag their asses to our meetings kicking and screaming.

WilliamTheIrish
10-11-2010, 05:43 PM
Are you a GM?

Shaddup "coattails".

WilliamTheIrish
10-11-2010, 05:48 PM
cassel has been embarrassing since the first time he put on a chiefs jersey


he's done nothing but suck and destroy the offense

it's been obvious to anyone with eyeballs

he is terrible at ****ing everything always


and yet we have Gochiefs leading a "Cassel is a Franchise QB" jihad

pioli zombie with a lifetime's worth of ignorant, but snarky!, statements defending him....the best of which came just this week: "what's Cassel's QB rating in the last 6 quarters?"

:LOL:

reerun who spent all off season crying because people were making objectively true statements about how incredibly shitty a QB and piece of feces Cassel is

pawnsmoker who swallowed more Cassel schlong than all of the above put together

and the list goes on and on and on of people who couldn't see the Cassel is the god damn definition of A FRANCHISE KILLING SHIT MACHINE


oh yeah, and that one incredibly ****ing stupid pats fan who used lecture us sanctimoniously about how we couldn't judge Cassel.....yeah, that guy doesn't show his face anymore...ignorant ****ing pussy


the archives are full to busting with love and insanely retarded defenses of a player who has done nothing but fail every snap of his miserable ****ing Chiefs life....and cost us Sanchez to boot...something you can't ever redo...we had the final and most important piece in our grasps...and now we have shit....jack ****ing shit at QB...

so you can all, after today, go **** yourselves with your belated admissions of the obvious and go die in a series of ever hotter ****ing fires...

**** YOU

Hemingway, Kipling, Shakespeare...

None more eloquent than the Can. LMAO

WilliamTheIrish
10-11-2010, 05:51 PM
this board is the height of ****ing yak nut smoking


we're supposed to line up and prostrate ourselves for all eternity because our midget slot wr -non rb whatever is apparently after 3 games a proven hall of famer...see how good our offense is now!...so good that every taint sniffing noob has a mccluster call out thread or post to hang thier vaginas on


but mention our FRANCHISE ****ING QB who is a god damn abomination deserving a shot gun blast to his diseased uterus for almost 20 straight games of aids football...well...

let me tell you, you can't make any rash judgements and just give him another year and yeah even if he is the football equivalent of the HOLOCAUST we'll just pretend it never happened and skip over the apologizing for being more wrong about the most important position on the team than anyone has in the history of Chiefs planet...ha ha ha my opinions are still valid right?...helllo?.....mcfly??

yeah, line up.....douse yourselves in gasoline...light yourselves on fire


and film it so I can laugh at you

If you run for POTUS I will vote for you. They'll call us "CanBots". But I won't care.

the Talking Can
10-11-2010, 06:04 PM
Gochiefs on Cassel:

Keep f*cking doubting Matt Cassel...
The title of the thread says it all....

**** you doubters. He plays with heart, and he continues to get the job done. You people who bash Matt, I don't even consider true fans. He plays his heart out every Sunday, and you continue to bash him...

Keep bashing him, I'll keep backing him.

Whoa whoa whoa, WHAT?

I have been on the Cassel bandwagon since he was signed.


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=218182

WilliamTheIrish
10-11-2010, 06:06 PM
Uh-oh... This thread is like "No Country For Old Men"

the Talking Can
10-11-2010, 06:14 PM
more gochiefs on Cassel:

I don't want to hear any bitching about Cassel
That mother****er puts the ball in the right spots, goes through his progressions like a genius, takes hits like a champ and keeps coming back for more. I don't care that he tossed two picks. He's rusty as hell, and one was a ball that was overthrown by the tiniest of margins. Who the **** calls a seam route to a 5-8 running back, anyway?

Cassel is the least of our problems. If we get a deep receiver worth a shit and some protection, he'll be worth every penny of his contract.

For chrissakes, Cassel shouldn't be throwing to bums like Jake O'Connell. ****.

If you bitch about Cassel, you are a ****ing moron.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=214555&page=6

the Talking Can
10-11-2010, 06:15 PM
more gochiefs on Cassel:



http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=214555&page=6

jasonauto on Cassel:

i agree with ya here clay.

the Talking Can
10-11-2010, 06:17 PM
more gochiefs on Cassel

Whatever you agenda-driven douchebag.

Cassel did exactly what Ben Roethlisberger did on that touchdown drive - make ****ing plays in the clutch.

the Talking Can
10-11-2010, 06:20 PM
more gochiefs on Cassel:

Bullshit.

If you can't see that Cassel is going to be fine once we actually get a receiver in here that forces the safeties to play past 20 yards from the LOS, you are a clueless.


http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=214555&page=7

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-11-2010, 06:23 PM
I am compiling the literature for our first Cassaholics Meeting this week. I called Central Services and got the official 12 steps of CA
1. We admitted we were powerless over defending Cassel and our lives had become unmanageable
2. Came to believe another QB could restore the offense to sanity
3. Made the decision to turn over our loyalty to Cassel over to any other qb on the planet
4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of the waiver wire and college rosters to look for ANYBODY to play QB
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to CP that we were dead ass wrong for defending Caff Masshole
6. Were entirely to ready to have Todd Haley remove Shit for brains from the lineup
7. Humbly asked God to have someone.injure Cassel next week
8. Made a list of all the games Caffel lost
9. Made apologies to everyone we ever swore at while defending Shatt Bassle
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we are softening our stand on Fassle promptly admitted it
11. Sought through prayer and medication a better understanding of how fucking awful Catt Messle has been and how much pain he has inflicted
12. Having had a spritual awakening as the result of these steps, we have tried to carry this message to other Cassaholics and drag their asses to our meetings kicking and screaming.

ROFLROFLROFL:clap:

I'm literally in tears of laughter.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-11-2010, 06:24 PM
more gochiefs on Cassel:



http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=214555&page=7

Um, "Rebuilding/Get over it"?:D

the Talking Can
10-11-2010, 06:27 PM
jesus i haven't even got to 2010....i'll save some for later

Ming the Merciless
10-11-2010, 06:28 PM
This list is fucking stupid, and I am not paying it any mind since I am not a Castle ball-washer.

Castle is sucking dick this season...

You only put me on this list cuz your fagot boyfriend told to you to. You certainly didn't put me on it because of anything you read in my posts...

Hammock Parties
10-11-2010, 06:29 PM
more gochiefs on Cassel:



http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=214555&page=6

That was said after his first game as a Chief.

Doesn't count. I did a 180 on him about halfway through last season and haven't looked back.

Nice try, though.

RealSNR
10-11-2010, 06:32 PM
This list is fucking stupid, and I am not paying it any mind since I am not a Castle ball-washer.

Castle is sucking dick this season...

You only put me on this list cuz your fagot boyfriend told to you to. You certainly didn't put me on it because of anything you read in my posts...You're on this list because you continue to give him chances.

Ming the Merciless
10-11-2010, 06:39 PM
You're on this list because you continue to give him chances.

How can I 'continue' to give him chanceS when I have said since the very first month I posted here (april) that I think 8 games in 2010 is reasonable?

I am giving him ONE chance. I am not going to jump on the lynch mob bandwagon or change my evaluation standards based on emotion / hype / mob mentality.

I said before this season even started, before the miracle 3-0 start, before the one decent Niner game...Before all of that...That I think the man deserves 8 games this season. Only then will I make any judgments...Until then I will simply observe him and evaluate him (which I will grant you that I don't know as much about football as many here) , and be thankful other parts of our team are making huge strides.

If all of that makes me a "fan" of Mark Castle to you, I suggest you look the word fan up in a dictionary.

WilliamTheIrish
10-11-2010, 06:43 PM
jesus i haven't even got to 2010....i'll save some for later

"We've secretly replaced Talking Can's coffee with pure Colombian cocaine"...

*Let's see if he notices*

the Talking Can
10-11-2010, 06:44 PM
more gochiefs on Cassel:

GoChiefs
08-01-2009, 12:04 AM
Matt Cassel will have a more successful Chiefs career than Trent Green.

You heard it here first.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/archive/index.php/t-211171.html

Hammock Parties
10-11-2010, 06:45 PM
If anything, I should be made High Priest Of The Inquisition. (http://kan.scout.com/2/932752.html)

Because he has turned the ball over so many times amid his errant downfield tosses, Cassel is now rubbing shoulder pads with rookie quarterbacks. So the question must be repeated: Why did the Chiefs need to pay Cassel $63 million? Any rookie quarterback could have performed at a similar level, only with more room to grow.

What does Haley think?

“I think this quarterback is continuing to make strides,” he said.

Really? Cassel, the quarterback who has eight interceptions in his last four games, is making strides? The Chiefs are averaging almost 120 yards rushing per game since Jamaal Charles took over the starting role, but struggle to score even 20 points unless they face the Cleveland Browns. In the last three weeks, Kansas City’s awful defense held two opponents to 17 points or less, but the Chiefs lost both games.

At some point the Chiefs have to hold Cassel accountable for his lousy play. It doesn’t mean much right now, in Week 16 of a season that’s going nowhere, but what happens against a division champion in the playoffs? What happens when KC’s running game, defense, special teams and receivers play well enough to win with something on the line?

Does Cassel magically transform into a beautiful butterfly? Right now he’s an ugly, but expensive, caterpillar.

the Talking Can
10-11-2010, 06:46 PM
more gochiefs on Cassel:



http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/archive/index.php/t-211171.html

more gochiefs on Cassel:

Plummer and Montana might have thrown well on the run with both teams. Their ability didn't change with their uniforms.
.

Neither will Cassel's. You don't seem to get it. He throws well on the run. When he's running, the ball comes out with velocity and accuracy. He could be throwing to a cheerleader. It would be irrelevant. He would hit the bitch in stride.

Hammock Parties
10-11-2010, 06:48 PM
You're doing a very good job of finding things I said about Cassel before I changed my tune in midseason last year, TC.

None of it is relevant right now. I've been off his bandwagon since that San Diego game last year.

the Talking Can
10-11-2010, 06:50 PM
"We've secretly replaced Talking Can's coffee with pure Colombian cocaine"...

*Let's see if he notices*

some things just have to be set right....

the Talking Can
10-11-2010, 06:57 PM
i won't even put a name on this one it basically applies to several people

What has Mark Sanchez shown to make anyone think he is or can be as good as Cassel?

the Talking Can
10-11-2010, 06:59 PM
hootie

Belichick is a genius man...Hoyer > Sanchez and he wasn't even DRAFTED!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=216506&highlight=sanchez&page=13

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-11-2010, 06:59 PM
i won't even put a name on this one it basically applies to several people


Painful.

RealSNR
10-11-2010, 07:11 PM
How can I 'continue' to give him chanceS when I have said since the very first month I posted here (april) that I think 8 games in 2010 is reasonable?

I am giving him ONE chance. I am not going to jump on the lynch mob bandwagon or change my evaluation standards based on emotion / hype / mob mentality.

I said before this season even started, before the miracle 3-0 start, before the one decent Niner game...Before all of that...That I think the man deserves 8 games this season. Only then will I make any judgments...Until then I will simply observe him and evaluate him (which I will grant you that I don't know as much about football as many here) , and be thankful other parts of our team are making huge strides.

If all of that makes me a "fan" of Mark Castle to you, I suggest you look the word fan up in a dictionary.Your so-called intellectual patience you like to think you possess when it comes to our QB situation is dangerous.

Cassel doesn't make this team better. He makes it worse. The most important position on the entire fucking football team belongs to a man who makes the team worse.

Cassel is a tumor. He's a cancerous butt polyp on the anus of this team. We know it. Everybody knows it. Even Haley and Pioli know it, but they're continuing to further him along until next offseason. What do you do to a tumor? You REMOVE IT.

You, on the other hand, think Cassel deserves EIGHT FUCKING GAMES to prove he's not a tumor. He's never shown you anything to prove he's NOT a tumor, and he's also shown that he doesn't have the capacity to change and become a better QB.

DeezNutz
10-11-2010, 07:21 PM
Shaddup "coattails".

Here's me at the bash, leading Mecca, Hamas, OTW, and Dane to hit the Cassel pinata:

http://thebiggestnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/coattails.jpg

RealSNR
10-11-2010, 07:22 PM
Here's me at the bash, leading Mecca, Hamas, OTW, and Dane to hit the Cassel pinata:

http://thebiggestnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/coattails.jpgQuit riding Sportsracer's coattails

Ming the Merciless
10-11-2010, 07:40 PM
You, on the other hand, think Cassel deserves EIGHT ****ING GAMES to prove he's not a tumor. He's never shown you anything to prove he's NOT a tumor, and he's also shown that he doesn't have the capacity to change and become a better QB.

I thought that in April, yes. I am telling you I am not a Castle fan...You need to look up the word fan in the dictionary.

I have yet to ignore anyone on this board, but you making a post like this and then including me in it without cause is really lame. I have tried talking to you / debating / explaining that I am not a this type of fan as you state - all to no avail. So now I feel I have no other recourse than to ignore you unless you remove me from this list. I have not ignored anyone on this site, and there are plenty of really lame people. If coach and pioli are willing to give the guy 16 games, shouldn't we give him 8?

If you're going to include me on this list for wanting to wait 8 games this season to make up my mind (and by the way I am not forcing this view on others, yet you force your view on me), then I have no need to read anything you ever write again.

Best of luck to you in your crusade.

RealSNR
10-11-2010, 07:48 PM
I thought that in April, yes. I am telling you I am not a Castle fan...You need to look up the word fan in the dictionary.

I have yet to ignore anyone on this board, but you making a post like this and then including me in it without cause is really lame. I have tried talking to you / debating / explaining that I am not a this type of fan as you state - all to no avail. So now I feel I have no other recourse than to ignore you unless you remove me from this list. I have not ignored anyone on this site, and there are plenty of really lame people. If coach and pioli are willing to give the guy 16 games, shouldn't we give him 8?

If you're going to include me on this list for wanting to wait 8 games this season to make up my mind, then I have no need to read anything you ever write again.

Best of luck to you in your crusade.First of all, you're taking this too seriously. If we did take this seriously, though, this is an inquisition. Deal with it.

Bottom line: I don't see how someone can say, "I'm not a fan of Matt Cassel" and then continue to wait several games to pass judgement. If you're not a fan, it must be because he sucks, right? Just say it. He sucks. Don't say, "I'm going to make SURE he sucks before I look too stupid and speak too soon."

The evidence is there. Drop the eight games bullshit. Come out and say it. Matt Cassel is garbage. Then I'll take you off the list.

Ming the Merciless
10-11-2010, 07:58 PM
First of all, you're taking this too seriously. If we did take this seriously, though, this is an inquisition. Deal with it.

Bottom line: I don't see how someone can say, "I'm not a fan of Matt Cassel" and then continue to wait several games to pass judgement. If you're not a fan, it must be because he sucks, right? Just say it. He sucks. Don't say, "I'm going to make SURE he sucks before I look too stupid and speak too soon."

The evidence is there. Drop the eight games bullshit. Come out and say it. Matt Cassel is garbage. Then I'll take you off the list.

Why should I drop the 8 games....

I am Neutral right now...leaning toward the 'garbage' side. If nothing changes, then in 4 weeks your bandwagon fills up by one more seat. I personally just don't feel right about only giving him one season (last season) with us before completely making my mind up. YES I know that was enough for many people here to make their minds up.....

But why should I change my 8 games? Maybe you should look at the word fan, then actually read what I have written. Then maybe you should realize that the description of the qualifications to be on this list do not match me.

I'm not dropping my 8 game stance, as I don't think that it makes me some kind of 'blind fanatic'. If we had some kind of better option, MAYBE I would be in favor of plan B....but I think Benching Castle now (after 4 games) would harm this team more than help it.

Just my opinion.

ChiefsCountry
10-11-2010, 07:59 PM
Its a shame we couldn't be having an eat crow about Cassel thread instead.

Hammock Parties
10-11-2010, 08:02 PM
Pawnmower's just giving Cassel enough rope to hang himself with. I don't have a problem with that.

Bane
10-11-2010, 08:04 PM
Pawnmower's just giving Cassel enough rope to hang himself with. I don't have a problem with that.

Well fuck,how much does it take?

Ming the Merciless
10-11-2010, 08:04 PM
Pawnmower's just giving Cassel enough rope to hang himself with. I don't have a problem with that.

Funny you should use that phrase.....

That is one of my favorite sayings of all time.

Ming the Merciless
10-11-2010, 08:04 PM
Well ****,how much does it take?

Unfortunately I have a feeling it will be 4 games worth. Hope I am wrong though...

Fish
10-11-2010, 08:05 PM
You better not put my name on an internet list, or I'll also not acknowledge your existence, and you'll never get important replies from any of my statements, in response to your statements, that I would be ignoring.

Fuck, that's what you girls sound like...

Ming the Merciless
10-11-2010, 08:06 PM
You better not put my name on an internet list, or I'll also not acknowledge your existence, and you'll never get important replies from any of my statements, in response to your statements, that I would be ignoring.

****, that's what you girls sound like...

And here you come skipping along with your pigtails and popsicle gossiping about it...

Welcome to the girls club, sally.

ChiefsCountry
10-11-2010, 08:07 PM
So the Gang of 16 was right?

BigRedChief
10-11-2010, 08:09 PM
Be wary of any pro-Cassel tinges to future posts by these members:
GoChiefs
BigRedChief
ChiefarooROFL If you heard me during the games you would think I had a contract out on Cassel to whack his azz.

I still stand by my comment that just because I don't think Cassel is our QOTF, its wrong of me and this thread to create some sort of peer presure that its forbidden to post anything positive associated with Cassel on this board.

It's a poor decision to take Cassel hating to this extreme and I will continue to call this thread out as ill concieved.

Ming the Merciless
10-11-2010, 08:09 PM
So the Gang of 16 was right?

Im too much of a noob to know who/what they are....

ClevelandBronco
10-11-2010, 08:10 PM
Kill the coach.

“Our quarterback played a smart football game, led the team in the fashion he will have to lead it,” Haley said. “No. 1, we’re 3-1 in the first quarter of the season, which is exactly what we want, or what we will go into the next quarter feeling good about.

“Can he be more efficient? Absolutely. But his arrow is without a doubt pointing up. This guy is making progress.”

“No sacks. No interceptions,” Haley said. “I think there’s only two quarterbacks in the league right now with less interceptions than Matt, and their names are Manning and Brady. So that’s what I’m asking, first and foremost, to protect the football and give us chances to win, this young transitioning team chances to win, and that’s what he’s doing and that’s how he’s going about his business. I thought he showed great composure yesterday. I thought he did a terrific job of leading the team.”

“Dwayne Bowe did so many good things in that game, so many good things,” he said. “He played smart, he understood the game plan, what he was supposed to do throughout that game plan and he did it at a high level. It just so happens he had an opportunity to make a big play, which is part of his job description, as he did two weeks before. He didn’t make it. But Dwayne’s arrow is going up. There is no doubt in my mind.”

Bugeater
10-11-2010, 08:10 PM
Pawnmower's just giving Cassel enough rope to hang himself with. I don't have a problem with that.
Either that or he's holding out for that one game where Cassel doesn't suck too bad, and he'll keep pointing to that game and making excuses as to why Cassel can't reach that potential every week.

Ming the Merciless
10-11-2010, 08:12 PM
Either that or he's holding out for that one game where Cassel doesn't suck too bad, and he'll keep pointing to that game and making excuses as to why Cassel can't reach that potential every week.

Now lets not get carried away. If I wanted to do that, I couldve gone ape shit over the SF game....or the 3-1 record...and I didn't.

Give me a little credit here...I'm just not the kind of person to get hysterical in EITHER direction..thats it...Im no ball washer though.

Cassel has no excuses for not playing like the SF game (and even better) on a pretty consistent basis IMO.

Hammock Parties
10-11-2010, 08:16 PM
Pawnmower already said he was "leaning garbage."

The way I see it, Cassel failed his first test Sunday. That was like a playoff game, and he blew it. He held the team back from winning.

He does it again two or three times and most people are gonna be ready for a change.

Bugeater
10-11-2010, 08:17 PM
Now lets not get carried away. If I wanted to do that, I couldve gone ape shit over the SF game....or the 3-1 record...and I didn't.

Give me a little credit here...I'm just not the kind of person to get hysterical in EITHER direction..thats it...Im no ball washer though.

Cassel has no excuses for not playing like the SF game (and even better) on a pretty consistent basis IMO.
I'm just not understanding what you possibly think could happen over the course of the next four games that hasn't happened over the last 20.

FAX
10-11-2010, 08:18 PM
Hold your ground, Mr. Pawnmower. You're being treated unfairly. Like Galileo or that Spanish dude who was burned at the stake by that Vatican dude that one time.

You're right. There will be plenty of future opportunities to agree that Casspipe sucks.

FAX

notorious
10-11-2010, 08:18 PM
Its a shame we couldn't be having an eat crow about Cassel thread instead.

It is a shame.


I hope that in the next 4 weeks we will have a Crow Buffet because of Cassel.


I am not going to hold my breath, though. Cassel is a horrific excuse for a QB, and anyone that thinks otherwise should be commited in a mental institution.

Bane
10-11-2010, 08:20 PM
It is a shame.


I hope that in the next 4 weeks we will have a Crow Buffet because of Cassel.


I am not going to hold my breath, though. Cassel is a horrific excuse for a QB, and anyone that thinks otherwise should be commited in a mental institution.

But but but when we're down by 40 he's CLUTCH /Cassel ballwashers

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-11-2010, 08:20 PM
Hold your ground, Mr. Pawnmower. You're being treated unfairly. Like Galileo or that Spanish dude who was burned at the stake by that Vatican dude that one time.

You're right. There will be plenty of future opportunities to agree that Casspipe sucks.

FAX

ROFL That's the best one yet.

notorious
10-11-2010, 08:21 PM
The way I see it, Cassel failed his first test Sunday.

It's like a D- High School student walking into a Trig test with a broken pencil, no calculator, and a whiskey hangover.

notorious
10-11-2010, 08:21 PM
Cassel ballwashers

Fuck them and everyone in their family.




Including the dog.

Bane
10-11-2010, 08:22 PM
It's like a D- High School student walking into a Trig test with a broken pencil, no calculator, and a whiskey hangover.

So that was his first test? Damn...LMAO

DBOSHO
10-11-2010, 08:24 PM
Theres not a starting quarterback in the league i wouldnt take over matt cassel, including a handful of backups.

I miss tyler thigpen.

Ming the Merciless
10-11-2010, 08:24 PM
Hold your ground, Mr. Pawnmower. You're being treated unfairly. Like Galileo or that Spanish dude who was burned at the stake by that Vatican dude that one time.

You're right. There will be plenty of future opportunities to agree that Casspipe sucks.

FAX

:clap:

Bonus points for the Giordano Bruno reference.

BryanBusby
10-11-2010, 08:25 PM
I just literally can't defend him anymore. This is his 2nd year as the clear starter in KC, 3rd in the NFL. He's making bad decisions like a rookie and is struggling with basic NFL throws like one. Sanchez is a 2nd year pro and isn't doing shit like that.

Cassel is running out of times and excuses.

notorious
10-11-2010, 08:27 PM
So that was his first test? Damn...LMAO

During his first test (NE), the teacher gave him the answer sheet.




He still only scored a 89.4.

ChiefsCountry
10-11-2010, 08:29 PM
Im too much of a noob to know who/what they are....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=8374

Bane
10-11-2010, 08:30 PM
During his first test (NE), the teacher gave him the answer sheet.




He still only scored a 89.4.

I just love how all of his lovers say "test" over and over again.Test? Seriously?The test comes in preseason,and training camp eh? This is the NFL and he is a paid professional....So to speak.I wish I could have a horrid 2 years at work and say well hell I'll test better next week.:shake:

WilliamTheIrish
10-11-2010, 08:32 PM
Stay out there in the rain you NY pussies!

WilliamTheIrish
10-11-2010, 08:33 PM
awesome i'm in the wrong thread...

Reerun_KC
10-11-2010, 08:34 PM
It's like a D- High School student walking into a Trig test with a broken pencil, no calculator, and a whiskey hangover.

You stalked me I high school?

Ming the Merciless
10-11-2010, 08:35 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=8374

Ahh thanks for that.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-11-2010, 08:36 PM
It's like a D- High School student walking into a Trig test with a broken pencil, no calculator, and a whiskey hangover.

ROFL

awesome i'm in the wrong thread...

ROFL I did it too.

RealSNR
10-11-2010, 08:38 PM
ROFL If you heard me during the games you would think I had a contract out on Cassel to whack his azz.

I still stand by my comment that just because I don't think Cassel is our QOTF, its wrong of me and this thread to create some sort of peer presure that its forbidden to post anything positive associated with Cassel on this board.

It's a poor decision to take Cassel hating to this extreme and I will continue to call this thread out as ill concieved.I know it's unfortunate, but that's the nature of these inquisitions. Some splash damage on innocent people is necessary to weed out the perpetrators

ChiefsCountry
10-11-2010, 08:41 PM
By the way this might have been the original thread for hating Cassel:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=8374

notorious
10-11-2010, 08:47 PM
You stalked me I high school?

LMAO

Who needs all of that worthless knowledge when we have the wonderful E6-B at our disposal.

Frosty
10-12-2010, 09:08 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7079521&postcount=34

http://calitreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/invasion-of-the-body-snatchers-78.jpg

Reerun_KC
10-12-2010, 10:00 AM
This thread will serve as an index of names of people who still think Cassel is okay for any number of reasons. Hopefully we can get a witch hunt of sorts going in order to effectively chastise, ridicule, and make examples of their iniquities.

With time, I'm hoping this thread will help to fully remove any kind of fan support whatsoever for The Unspeakable One. We will use whatever means necessary.

If you're reading this right now and thinking to yourself, "I might be a Cassel supporter" please announce yourself in this thread. We will work to cleanse you. Maybe you could shave your head as penance or something. We'll work it out.

If you think this thread is too drastic, you may be at risk. The time for choosing sides is now. It would be unfortunate if you left us no choice but to act unfairly.

The Index:

SensibleChiefsfan
chris
googlegoogle
stevieray
Pawnmower
Fritz88 (self-admitted)
KC-TBB
Marcellus
Reerun_KC

Be wary of any pro-Cassel tinges to future posts by these members:
GoChiefs
Chiefaroo

ROFL

Bring it on ladies! You cant possible be more disappointed and tired of Cassel than I am...

Bring out the big guns, I will take you guys on.

Reerun_KC
10-12-2010, 10:02 AM
LMAO

Who needs all of that worthless knowledge when we have the wonderful E6-B at our disposal.

:LOL:

Nothing like a little time fuel and distance while sitting on the crapper...

milkman
10-12-2010, 10:42 AM
ROFL

Bring it on ladies! You cant possible be more disappointed and tired of Cassel than I am...

Bring out the big guns, I will take you guys on.

Who needs the big guns to debate with you?

A pea shooter will suffice.

Bugeater
10-12-2010, 10:45 AM
:shake:

No but in all seriousness, Casel has shown improvement and so has our special team and defense. So why the hell can't D.Bowe just catch a ball and prove that he is worth staying.

Reerun_KC
10-12-2010, 10:49 AM
Who needs the big guns to debate with you?

A pea shooter will suffice.

I cant help it if your deficent in those areas...

If a peas shooter is all you got, Then bring it and be proud of what you got.

So lets debate. You ready?

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-12-2010, 10:50 AM
I cant help it if your deficent in those areas...

If a peas shooter is all you got, Then bring it and be proud of what you got.

So lets debate. You ready?

:popcorn:

The Franchise
10-12-2010, 10:50 AM
Add BarrysKoolaid to that list because he's got Cassel's dick so far down his throat......it's coming out his ass.

Reerun_KC
10-12-2010, 10:53 AM
:popcorn:

:thumb:

Should be good times... I am beyond sick of Matt Cassel. Watching him in person was miserable.

Why anybody feels the need to defend his play is beyond me, but if Milk wants to debate it.. Then we can.

FAX
10-12-2010, 10:57 AM
I'm not sure that "debating" is going to work real well during an Inquisition, Mr. Reerun_KC. Whether you take the negative or the affirmative, it's difficult to focus on your presentation when your arms and legs are being ripped out by the roots. Unless, of course, your case amounts to one's ability to forego empathy while exposed to screams of horrific agony.

FAX

Reerun_KC
10-12-2010, 11:01 AM
I'm not sure that "debating" is going to work real well during an Inquisition, Mr. Reerun_KC. Whether you take the negative or the affirmative, it's difficult to focus on your presentation when your arms and legs are being ripped out by the roots. Unless, of course, your case amounts to one's ability to forego empathy while exposed to screams of horrific agony.

FAX

:LOL:

You never disappoint!

milkman
10-12-2010, 11:31 AM
I cant help it if your deficent in those areas...

If a peas shooter is all you got, Then bring it and be proud of what you got.

So lets debate. You ready?

First, I'm not going to debate an issue that we both seem to agree on.

Second, reading is your friend.

I never said I only have a pea shooter, only that a pea shooter is all I need.

Why would I bring a tank to destroy a paper dollhouse?

But the fact that you read it the way you did only illustrates my point.

I don't need to bring out the big guns when all I need is a pea shooter.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-12-2010, 12:01 PM
:thumb:

Should be good times... I am beyond sick of Matt Cassel. Watching him in person was miserable.

Why anybody feels the need to defend his play is beyond me, but if Milk wants to debate it.. Then we can.

It really is a horrible feeling. It sucks the juice out of Arrowhead because everyone is quietly praying that he doesn't fuck up.

Reerun_KC
10-12-2010, 12:07 PM
First, I'm not going to debate an issue that we both seem to agree on.

Second, reading is your friend.

I never said I only have a pea shooter, only that a pea shooter is all I need.

Why would I bring a tank to destroy a paper dollhouse?

But the fact that you read it the way you did only illustrates my point.

I don't need to bring out the big guns when all I need is a pea shooter.

:)

You like your pea shooter....

Chiefs Rool
10-12-2010, 12:08 PM
here are some comments from other boards which I'm members of and these comments were posted yesterday:

"ITT: Chiefs fans cry about losing to the colts and blame their quarterback."

"Cassel has no time what so ever give him some blocking and hel be a good starter"


"I watched im in 2008 and ive watched him vs the chargers and colts this year, against the Colts and multiple occaisions he broke away from a sack his legs are the reason he hasnt been sacked more than 3 times, they also got Brandon Albert at LT so thats never good.... it also doesnt help when Dwane Bowe drops every thing thrown at him Cassel will never be great and will never carry a team but he can be good enough"

Reerun_KC
10-12-2010, 12:14 PM
It really is a horrible feeling. It sucks the juice out of Arrowhead because everyone is quietly praying that he doesn't **** up.

It was quite frustrating...

At times during the Indy game, There was NO WHERE to go with the ball. I mean NO WHERE and thankfully Matty Light just throws it away.

Then next thing you know, your watching the play develop and thinking to yourself. Throw it, Throw it... But buy the time he registers its time to throw it... Nobody was open...

I did watch Dexter alot, dude is just wheels out there.. But there were a bunch of times that the ball should of been in the air before Dexter comes out of his break.. When he broke, he was open for 3-5 seconds. Buts it way to late to unload the ball by that time.

Dexter is by far the best reciever on this team. His route running makes DBowe look like you or I out there. Bowe isnt very impressive at all on the field. Dude blocks very well, but his routes are lazy and poor. Chambers is zzzzzzzzzzz...

I know Cassel sucks, I am tired of him. Hell I think every one is tired of him. But we cant change it.

Mecca
10-12-2010, 12:17 PM
Add BarrysKoolaid to that list because he's got Cassel's dick so far down his throat......it's coming out his ass.

Should that guy even count? He's one of those guys that if you dressed a huge turd in a Chiefs uniform, he'd support it.

tyler360
10-12-2010, 12:19 PM
I love how that says he has to be just good enough. I don't want my qb to be that. I want someone who will actually raise the play of others for once.

sedated
10-12-2010, 12:21 PM
I think Matt Cassel has all the tools except one (well, two, but they are related) – poise in the pocket and decision-making.

When his first option is open and he doesn’t have to 1) worry about standing in the pocket for longer than 3 seconds, and 2) scan the field for 2nd and 3rd options, he has shown accuracy and a strong arm.

He also has the legs to escape pressure, but once he has escaped that pressure he is still confused, can’t find anywhere to throw, and generally ends up throwing it out of bounds.

I think they’ve simplified everything for him. “Throw here”. That’s it. If the play works, great. If it doesn’t, he could end up throwing into double, triple, or (in the case of the 4th and 2 against the Colts) quintuple coverage.

Will he ever be a good QB? Probably not. I can see where some people want to blame the offensive line (“if we give him more time, he should be able to make better decisions”), but that’s treating the symptom rather than curing the disease.

Pioli Zombie
10-12-2010, 12:34 PM
It feels good to say it finally Cassel sucks. I'm sick of Cassel. Get rid of Cassel. I've given up on Cassel. Cassel blows. Cassel is to the Chiefs what the Levees were to New Orleans. Cassel is to Kansas City what Dealey Plaza was to the Kennedy family. Ahh it feels so freeing.

the Talking Can
10-12-2010, 12:36 PM
posted by "that pat's fan" Just Passin' By a few minutes ago:

no one comes close, he is the champion

Well, let's look at some basics:

1.) Cassel has a QB rating in the 90's on 2nd down, and only in the 60's on 1st and 3rd down. Even on 3rd down, his rating is a respectable 98.1 when the distance is 3-7 yards (Better than Brees, for example). It's still early, and the sample sizes are small, but it's not as if he's been completely incompetent, as far too many of you people like to insist.

2.) If a receiver drops a pass, the QBs percentage and yardage are immediately impacted, but so are the subsequent plays. Dropping a 5 yard pass on 1st down changes things from 2nd and 5 to 2nd and 10, which radically changes outcome percentages, leads to different play calling, and puts the QBs in much more difficult situations.

3.) All quarterbacks, including Brady, Brees and Manning, make bad passes.

People here like to ignore, or completely minimize, these simple truths. The fact that people are searching for scapegoats on a 3-1 team is pathetic. The fact that people are heaping almost all their derision on the QB is moronic. Last year, Pioli and Haley were idiots, according to many of the NFL geniuses here. Now that those two seem to be off the table for the moment, instead of that causing people to reassess their positions, it's just narrowed the bitching field and intensified the crying about the QB.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=235030

milkman
10-12-2010, 12:39 PM
:)

You like your pea shooter....

Why are you so obsessed with my pea shooter?

Bane
10-12-2010, 12:39 PM
Yawn......Cassel sucks.

Chiefs Rool
10-12-2010, 12:51 PM
you gotta hand it to Matt Cassel though. All his life, he was never good enough to start at any level and he still isn't and never will be. But somehow he managed to land millions of dollars in his "trade"

thigpenfan
10-12-2010, 01:47 PM
you gotta hand it to Matt Cassel though. All his life, he was never good enough to start at any level and he still isn't and never will be. But somehow he managed to land millions of dollars in his "trade"

He must have Ari Gold as his agent

Reerun_KC
10-12-2010, 01:51 PM
Why are you so obsessed with my pea shooter?


Admitting is the first step to acceptance...:D


Just messing with you....;)

Thig Lyfe
10-12-2010, 03:31 PM
Theres not a starting quarterback in the league i wouldnt take over matt cassel, including a handful of backups.

I miss tyler thigpen.

DON'T WE ALL

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-12-2010, 03:47 PM
DON'T WE ALL


LMAO

RealSNR
10-12-2010, 03:55 PM
posted by "that pat's fan" Just Passin' By a few minutes ago:

no one comes close, he is the champion



http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=235030ENEMY #1

kysirsoze
10-13-2010, 11:43 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7084916&postcount=3

Someone to keep an eye on...

Cassel is no game manager. He is an order taker. We finally threw the slant Sunday when Weis finally discovered the opening. Cassel can win, but he needs better QB coaching.

Reerun_KC
10-13-2010, 11:47 AM
DON'T WE ALL

ROFL

Oh yeah of course we all do... Just imagine if we had Thigpen... The levels of suck would know no bounds...

BigMeatballDave
10-13-2010, 11:51 AM
chiefnj2 should be added.

Pioli Zombie
10-13-2010, 12:21 PM
I knew it was over sunday when I found myself saying, like I was Frank Leahy in the 1940's or something "Fellas, what you need to do is take the ball and advance it forward by throwing it". It was at that point the denial lifted, a light surrounded me, and I called out across the crowded bar "Suck!!!!!". "They can't throw it because of suck!!!!!"

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-13-2010, 01:00 PM
I knew it was over sunday when I found myself saying, like I was Frank Leahy in the 1940's or something "Fellas, what you need to do is take the ball and advance it forward by throwing it". It was at that point the denial lifted, a light surrounded me, and I called out across the crowded bar "Suck!!!!!". "They can't throw it because of suck!!!!!"

LMAO

MadMax
10-13-2010, 01:45 PM
I think Matt Cassel has all the tools except one (well, two, but they are related) – poise in the pocket and decision-making.

When his first option is open and he doesn’t have to 1) worry about standing in the pocket for longer than 3 seconds, and 2) scan the field for 2nd and 3rd options, he has shown accuracy and a strong arm.

He also has the legs to escape pressure, but once he has escaped that pressure he is still confused, can’t find anywhere to throw, and generally ends up throwing it out of bounds.

I think they’ve simplified everything for him. “Throw here”. That’s it. If the play works, great. If it doesn’t, he could end up throwing into double, triple, or (in the case of the 4th and 2 against the Colts) quintuple coverage.

Will he ever be a good QB? Probably not. I can see where some people want to blame the offensive line (“if we give him more time, he should be able to make better decisions”), but that’s treating the symptom rather than curing the disease.




ROFL! I'm still staring at that girl massaging her tiddies :)

MadMax
10-13-2010, 01:50 PM
It really is a horrible feeling. It sucks the juice out of Arrowhead because everyone is quietly praying that he doesn't **** up.




He and he alone has sucked all enthusiasm out of a team that could very well be halfway decent for a change. :( I cringe everytime he takes a snap.:shake:

KCHawg
10-13-2010, 09:05 PM
Found another one.......




Matt Cassel has really flew under the radar and that's why he gets my unsung hero award. He has done an excellent job managing the game and not turning the ball over. I hope he continues to fly under the radar. I think he's playing as well as if not better than any QB in the league right now. The $63 million investment is starting to pay off......

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-13-2010, 09:17 PM
Found another one.......

To the Flaming AIDS-Tree with that one.

Thig Lyfe
10-13-2010, 09:25 PM
ROFL

Oh yeah of course we all do... Just imagine if we had Thigpen... The levels of suck would know no bounds...

Yeah... the levels of suck from the OPPOSING DEFENSES!!!


YEAH!!!!

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-13-2010, 09:30 PM
Yeah... the levels of suck from the OPPOSING DEFENSES!!!


YEAH!!!!

ROFL

go bo
10-13-2010, 11:55 PM
You're on this list because you continue to give him chances.just out of idle curiosity who is your "pillowbiterot boyfriend"?

RustShack
10-14-2010, 12:01 AM
Is Dane McCloud the richest one here? Maybe we can get him to fly to wherever these fuckfaces live and beat the shit out of them Jay and Silent Bob style?

RealSNR
09-19-2011, 12:02 AM
Oh man...

I don't feel guilty for bumping this late-night. Just remember what life used to be like around here.

Not anymore. This thread's purpose is no more.

We are all united as ONE. United against the Unspeakable One.

RealSNR
09-19-2011, 12:03 AM
Pioli Zombie was cleansed and became pure because of this thread. That was one of our biggest successes.

He served us well.

Imon Yourside
09-19-2011, 12:13 AM
Just talked to Matt Cassels Momma, and she still loves him. I linked her to this thread, we shall see how long before she joins the ranks here.

Hammock Parties
09-19-2011, 12:32 AM
We are all united as ONE. United against the Unspeakable One.

http://i51.tinypic.com/mbj2xk.jpg

BigMeatballDave
09-19-2011, 02:04 AM
Oh man...

I don't feel guilty for bumping this late-night. Just remember what life used to be like around here.

Not anymore. This thread's purpose is no more.

We are all united as ONE. United against the Unspeakable One.I dont think so. Laz wont admit Cassel is the problem with this team. He's too busy hating on Haley(I dont exactly blame him for that at this point) and gargling Weis' junk to notice.