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Jenny Gump
10-13-2010, 03:55 PM
...and I'm thinking...what the hell were you thinking Brett?

You thought THAT was a good idea? Tsk tsk...shame shame.
sedated
10-13-2010, 03:56 PM
the camera adds 10 pounds.
Nzoner
10-13-2010, 03:56 PM
Holy shit,look what the cat dragged in....uh I mean Gump.


Hi darlin' ;)
FAX
10-13-2010, 04:01 PM
He seems to be pretty fascinated with his own pecker, that's for sure.

And, they say he likes to fling his balls, too.

FAX
siberian khatru
10-13-2010, 04:01 PM
Well, once you've done JimNasium's junk, there ain't no going back ...
Mr. Laz
10-13-2010, 04:15 PM
How stupid does a Celeb, any Celeb, have to be to send a picture of their nekkidness to somebody else for any reason?

what a freakin moron ...

Celeb rules to live by:

1. don't take nekkid pictures/video unless you want it seen on TMZ
2. don't leave audio messages saying stupid shit you don't want the whole world to hear
3. don't Text message saying stupid shit you don't want the whole world to hear
Psyko Tek
10-13-2010, 04:30 PM
...and I'm thinking...what the hell were you thinking Brett?

You thought THAT was a good idea? Tsk tsk...shame shame.

his alleged junk Miss Jenny

and maybe it worked for him before
Bearcat
10-13-2010, 04:31 PM
Have they interviewed his wife or shown her a waist-down lineup or something?
rtmike
10-13-2010, 04:59 PM
I caught a glimpse of his pecker & it was obvious why he kept losing control of the ball last night.....small hands. ;)
LaChapelle
10-13-2010, 05:01 PM
Just print it out and have him sign it
Fritz88
10-13-2010, 05:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kRa3K3ZqAw
Goldmember
10-13-2010, 05:21 PM
Probably has hairy old gray balls as well
ChiTown
10-13-2010, 05:27 PM
Probably has hairy old gray balls as well

:cuss:
CrazyPhuD
10-13-2010, 05:35 PM
Maybe he just got out of the pool?

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Chief Chief
10-13-2010, 05:38 PM
Whatever you do, just remember:

This thread is worthless WITH pics.
Jenson71
10-13-2010, 05:50 PM
Probably not him.
-King-
10-13-2010, 05:53 PM
And it just got a bit smaller http://www.wcco.com/video/?id=84657@wcco.dayport.com
-King-
10-13-2010, 05:56 PM
Probably not him.

Yes, yes it is him.
2112
10-13-2010, 08:04 PM
What would Jimnasium say?
Mecca
10-13-2010, 08:05 PM
I wonder what the percentage odds are of showing your junk correlating to getting laid.
'Hamas' Jenkins
10-13-2010, 08:10 PM
I wonder what the percentage odds are of showing your junk correlating to getting laid.

Probably higher for Oden than Favre.
FAX
10-13-2010, 08:12 PM
I wonder what the percentage odds are of showing your junk correlating to getting laid.

This is not something which you should long contemplate, Mr. Mecca.

FAX
Mecca
10-13-2010, 08:13 PM
This is not something which you should long contemplate, Mr. Mecca.

FAX

Haha, it's a good question cmon Fax.
FAX
10-13-2010, 08:14 PM
Haha, it's a good question cmon Fax.

Sometimes, even the worst ideas get stuck in your head, Mr. Mecca. And then, eventually, you are compelled to act on those really, really bad ideas.

Take Mr. SensibleChiefsfan's posts, for example.

FAX
Goldmember
10-13-2010, 11:52 PM
And it just got a bit smaller http://www.wcco.com/video/?id=84657@wcco.dayport.com

ROFLROFLROFL
OnTheWarpath15
10-14-2010, 08:50 AM
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/derp_o_GIFSoup.com_.gif
Rain Man
10-14-2010, 09:20 AM
He should've known those photos would be intercepted.
Sofa King
10-14-2010, 09:25 AM
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/derp_o_GIFSoup.com_.gif

haha
beach tribe
10-14-2010, 10:15 AM
Just print it out and have him sign it

HOLY SHIT that would be hilarious to hand to him to sign.ROFLROFLROFL
Nixhex
10-14-2010, 10:29 AM
He should've known those photos would be intercepted.


I would have went with "even his text messages get intercepted". :)
Goldmember
10-14-2010, 12:32 PM
I would have went with "even his text messages get intercepted". :)

Son, around these parts, it would be wise to not second guess the Rain Main
loochy
10-14-2010, 12:36 PM
He should've known those photos would be intercepted.

Well, when you play like a gunslinger you are bound to get a few picked off. However, you'll throw your share of touchdowns as well.
big nasty kcnut
10-14-2010, 12:59 PM
he be big balling.
loochy
10-14-2010, 01:12 PM
he be big balling.

I was thinking more like the opposite. He must be a fan of baseball's National League because he's all about "small ball."
Hootie
10-14-2010, 01:15 PM
It's amazing that Tiger Woods whole life was ruined because of infidelity/text messages made public...

yet Favre has weinergate and it basically goes untouched by the media...

they gave him a softball question and he totally avoided it and everyone just moved on...

Doesn't make sense...

If Favre is sending cock pics out you know he's cheated on his wife at least a dozen times...at least.
Al Bundy
10-17-2010, 08:41 AM
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milkman
10-17-2010, 08:48 AM
So, if I am understanding the thread, the man with the reputation as a gunslinger is sportin' a pop gun?
Stewie
10-17-2010, 09:24 AM
It's amazing that Tiger Woods whole life was ruined because of infidelity/text messages made public...

yet Favre has weinergate and it basically goes untouched by the media...

they gave him a softball question and he totally avoided it and everyone just moved on...

Doesn't make sense...

If Favre is sending cock pics out you know he's cheated on his wife at least a dozen times...at least.

There were dozens of players in the Tiger saga. Deadspin has exclusivity on this. They hold all the information and apparently Miss Sterger isn't saying anything, and we know Favre ain't saying shit. I'm sure Favre has dipped his wick in several women, but if their names aren't known and they're not coming forward there's no story.
KCinNY
10-17-2010, 09:47 AM
Gives new meaning to the words "3rd and short."