moms going to dinner w/ the uncle

[MOhillbilly]

pitch some questions. 3 best get asked. CBA,state of the chiefs, whatever nfl.
lets hear em.

[Rain Man]

Question Number 1: who's the uncle?

[Extra Point]

Hope the first one isn't, "Do you know which way is south?"

[DeezNutz]

1. Should Charles get more carries?
2. Have you ever seen a worse QB than Cassel?
3. What is your favorite Popsicle flavor?

[RustShack]

Does she fuck on the first date?

[FAX]

Question number 2: Who's your daddy?

... not really ... that was just a joke thing ... here's the real question ...

Question number 2: Sometimes in life we encounter giant, venomous toads from South America. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

FAX

[MOhillbilly]

Question Number 1: who's the uncle?

youve been around since 01 and you dont know?

[Reerun_KC]

Question Number 1: who's the uncle?

Is your uncle your father?

[DeezNutz]

Ok, for realz now: What's the wider perception of Pioli and the "super-secret" atmosphere at 1 Arrowhead? Do others see this as counter-productive, childish, or indeed helpful? Why?

[Bill Lundberg]

I don't know who your uncle is either. That being said, I'd love to know how long Casshole's leash is.

[Chiefnj2]

In your uncle's opinion:

1. What does he think of KC's offensive line.
2. What does he think of Cassel.
3. What does he think of Bowe and Chambers as starting WR's.
4. If playing KC, is there any offensive player they would gameplan against.

[el borracho]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?

[The Franchise]

Is Matt Cassel on a short leash?
Why isn't Bowe getting targeted more?
Do the Chiefs have any interest in trading for a younger QB?

[Hydrae]

If the draft were next week would the Chiefs be seriously considering drafting a QB in the first round?

What are the chances of a new CBA in time to avoid a work-stoppage next season?

Does anyone in the Chiefs organization care if Smith keeps grabbing balls?

[seclark]

tell her to thank him for the program and sigs.
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[Chief Chief]

#1: Did you know that it would be illegal for me to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if my name was Mary?

#2: Did you know that we are nowhere near Italy?

#3: Did you know that I offer a terrific family discount on all of my wonderful services?

[seclark]

should the point of the ice pick protrude from the inside of the closed fist, or the outside?
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[tooge]

1. Are they really thinking Cassel is improving with upside, or is that the company line till next years draft and or free agency

2. Why can't warpaint run like he used to and why can't the lady riding him jam a flaming spear into the endzone anymore?

3. Do they realize they would make more money if they lowered beer prices back to about $5 at the stadium?

[MOhillbilly]

tell her to thank him for the program and sigs.
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will do.

[MOhillbilly]

ill definately get the lowdown on cassel.

[Mr. Laz]

Is your uncle your father?ROFLROFL

[chiefs1okie]

I don't know who your uncle is either. That being said, I'd love to know how long Casshole's leash is.

worthy of repeating. although you could answer the uncle question yourself rather than asking your uncle who is your uncle.

[BigMeatballDave]

youve been around since 01 and you dont know?I dont know, either. Who is he?

[-King-]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[-King-]

I dont know, either. Who is he?

Roger Goodell.

[BigMeatballDave]

Roger Goodell.Yeah, OK. Seriously, who?

[MOhillbilly]

Roger Goodell.

some dickhead always has to ruin it.

[MOhillbilly]

Shhhh!!

[Mr. Laz]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Dang woodchucks .... quit chucking my wood!! :cuss:

[MOhillbilly]

one of the best minds in football and thats it?

[L.A. Chieffan]

is your uncle herm?

[seclark]

one of the best minds in football and thats it?

betty rubble, or wilma flintstone?
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[MOhillbilly]

alright you have untill tommorow.

[Toadkiller]

If you were in a fire and sure to die, would you bite into yourself to see if you tasted like chicken?

[Mile High Mania]

one of the best minds in football and thats it?

Jerry Glanville ... really? Damn.

[Reerun_KC]

Ask him why do the Chiefs continue to dick around with Cassel when you have a proven pro bowler in the making on the bench.....

I mean were talking playoffs and championships with Brokie...

[tooge]

if a train is travelling at 75 MPH for 12 hours and another train is travelling at 60 MPH in the opposite direction, what is the color of Tavia Hunts underwear?

[DaFace]

Apparently you haven't been near as obvious about your uncle as you think. I have no clue either.

[blaise]

Ask him if people who need people really are the luckiest people in the world.

[JohnnyV13]

if a train is travelling at 75 MPH for 12 hours and another train is travelling at 60 MPH in the opposite direction, what is the color of Tavia Hunts underwear?

its a trick question, b/c she doesn't wear underwear.





















OK OK, I'm totally making that up. But, you were getting some serious wish fulfillment fantasies, weren't you?

[DaneMcCloud]

This is very cool! Thanks, Mo!

1. Do he and Sean feel pressure to repeat?
2. Which offensive mind and/or QB does he least like game planning against?
3. Has he seen anything at all to make him believe that Matt Cassel is a Franchise QB?

[vailpass]

What are the Bills chances of ever being good again?

[Bill Lundberg]

I'll take Gregg Williams for $5000, Alex.

[Sofa King]

Q 1: Gee how bout this weather. Crazy huh.

Q 2: Gee, how about those miners finally getting out. that many dudes in one small area, they must be gay. AMIRITE!

Q3: If a mime falls in an empty forest, does it make a sound?

Q4: How much dirt is in a hole that is 9 feet x 7 feet x 10.5 feet?

[Mr. Laz]

When are the refs going to start calling people for holding Tamba Hali :grr:

[unothadeal]

Q4: How much dirt is in a hole that is 9 feet x 7 feet x 10.5 feet?

How big's the body?

[teedubya]

Wait, so MOHillbilly is CP's biggest badass who will beat you to an inch of your life... AND he has the coolest connections?

Life just isnt fair, sometimes.

[Chiefnj2]

Why don't you go to dinner with him and host a half hour Q/A session. In exchange, you won't kill him and nobody has to stand facing south.

[Fish]

What's his opinion on Crennel? Am I right to attribute most of the improvement of the D to the addition of Crennel?

[seclark]

Wait, so MOHillbilly is CP's biggest badass who will beat you to an inch of your life... AND he has the coolest connections?

Life just isnt fair, sometimes.

if you wanna run cool
you got to run on heavy, heavy fuel

[MOhillbilly]

Why don't you go to dinner with him and host a half hour Q/A session. In exchange, you won't kill him and nobody has to stand facing south.

when i was 12 after id broken my dads collar bone and two ribs just rough housing he told me ' im tellin you the same thing my dad told me. Nexttime you wanna go, its for real." he then said they fought to a stand still while out buckin hay or something.
We never wrestled again.
Dude is tough.

[teedubya]

if you wanna run cool
you got to run on heavy, heavy fuel

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[MOhillbilly]

This is very cool! Thanks, Mo!

1. Do he and Sean feel pressure to repeat?
2. Which offensive mind and/or QB does he least like game planning against?
3. Has he seen anything at all to make him believe that Matt Cassel is a Franchise QB?

I think i know what hed say about #1& #3. Ill for sure throw out the cassell questions.
#2 definately intrigues me. just a guess id say manning and brees. but ill ask.

so unless something better
1- overall thoughts on cassell.
2-toughest qb to gameplan & why?

[DeezNutz]

I think i know what hed say about #1& #3. Ill for sure throw out the cassell questions.
#2 definately intrigues me. just a guess id say manning and brees. but ill ask.

so unless something better
1- overall thoughts on cassell.
2-toughest qb to gameplan & why?

Damnit, man. The Pioli question needs to be asked. Please don't make me have to get rough to get this thing through.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

If you were in a fire and sure to die, would you bite into yourself to see if you tasted like chicken?

Now THAT was goddamn funny. I don't know why tho.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Ask him what he thinks about a stock pick (INO) I just put 3 G on it.

[Iowanian]

You dense sonnabitches don't pay very good attention do you?


Ask him how he thinks the AFCW is going to end up and why....

[patteeu]

This is very cool! Thanks, Mo!

1. Do he and Sean feel pressure to repeat?
2. Which offensive mind and/or QB does he least like game planning against?
3. Has he seen anything at all to make him believe that Matt Cassel is a Franchise QB?

Finally! Someone who knows who his uncle is. Congratulations, DaneMcCloud. 2 and 3 are excellent questions too.

I didn't think MO's NFL-famous uncle was nearly as much of a secret as it apparently is.

[Iowanian]

Ask him who players(non kickers)think is the biggest pussy in the NFL

[Jenson71]

I only figured out a few months ago that his uncle was Jason Whitlock. Ask him how he's doing after The Star days?

[stevieray]

Finally! Someone who knows who his uncle is. Congratulations, DaneMcCloud. 2 and 3 are excellent questions too.

I didn't think MO's NFL-famous uncle was nearly as much of a secret as it apparently is.
no clue.

guess you gotta be one of the cool kids.

[LaChapelle]

Does Chase Daniel bring enough boogers for everyone

[KurtCobain]

Has he been watching smith's 'nut grabbing' technique, and if so, does he plan to have Ellis use it?

[patteeu]

no clue.

guess you gotta be one of the cool kids.

Bill Lundberg said it:

I'll take Gregg Williams for $5000, Alex.

[KurtCobain]

Jeopardy blows.

[Mr. Laz]

no clue.

guess you gotta be one of the cool kids.
well considering that those were defensive questions and "Sean" is the saints head coach and Gregg Williams is their DC.


so that's my guess ... Gregg Williams

[Bearcat]

You dense sonnabitches don't pay very good attention do you?


Ask him how he thinks the AFCW is going to end up and why....

Yeah, after a little searching, I found that it was mentioned once in 2006, and it was by someone else.... f***ing morans!

[Marcellus]

well considering that those were defensive questions and "Sean" is the saints head coach and Gregg Williams is their DC.


so that's my guess ... Gregg Williams

You forgot the pressure to repeat part.

[big nasty kcnut]

mo I'm a idiot who your uncle?

[el borracho]

Wait, so MOHillbilly is CP's biggest badass who will beat you to an inch of your life... AND he has the coolest connections?

Life just isnt fair, sometimes.

More than you know! He'll actually beat you to 1/8 of an inch of your life!

[wutamess]

I'll take "WTF does Greg Williams know about the state of the Chiefs for $1000" Alex

[threebag]

should the point of the ice pick protrude from the inside of the closed fist, or the outside?
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This is easy it just depends if you want it to be personal or not.

[threebag]

Q 1: Gee how bout this weather. Crazy huh.

Q 2: Gee, how about those miners finally getting out. that many dudes in one small area, they must be gay. AMIRITE!

Q3: If a mime falls in an empty forest, does it make a sound?

Q4: How much dirt is in a hole that is 9 feet x 7 feet x 10.5 feet?

Q4 answer depends on how many bodies are lying at the bottom.

[Reaper16]

Excelsior Springs in this motherfucker.

[Phobia]

Ask him if he'll sign an old fat safety to veteran minimum as a personal favor to family? I'll buy you a new car if he agrees. Plus all the PS Kloster autographs you can handle.

[T-post Tom]

Ask him when the Saints are going to have their next "OxyContin Night". I'll be down next month and thought I might get some bargain prices.

[Phobia]

Ask him if Fajita was really a good LB or if the Saints scheme just put him in a position to be successful.

[RippedmyFlesh]

If he could take 1 player from the chief's D who would it be?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

If he could take 1 player from the chief's O could it please be Cassel?

Fixed it !

[Hydrae]

Q 1: Gee how bout this weather. Crazy huh.

Q 2: Gee, how about those miners finally getting out. that many dudes in one small area, they must be gay. AMIRITE!

Q3: If a mime falls in an empty forest, does it make a sound?

Q4: How much dirt is in a hole that is 9 feet x 7 feet x 10.5 feet?

Regarding Q4: none or it would not be a hole. :D

[Simply Red]

What the fuck is going on here?

[seclark]

If he could take 1 player from the chief's D who would it be?

bet i know his answer to this question.
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[patteeu]

What the **** is going on here?

We're waiting to hear Gregg William's verdict on Matt Cassel.

[Sofa King]

Regarding Q4: none or it would not be a hole. :D

:clap::clap::clap:

[MOhillbilly]

need a #3.

step yo game up!

[Ebolapox]

what are his thoughts, as an assistant coach, on the upcoming CBA issue? does he believe there will be football played (of any significance) next season?

[MOhillbilly]

fujita,cba,pioli?

im goin with the 18 game season/no cba.

thoughts?

[The Franchise]

Wanna ask them what the hell is going on with Pierre Thomas? He's killing my fantasy team right now.

[Otter]

need a #3.

step yo game up!

How will he handle undead loved ones during the zombie apocalypse?

[MOhillbilly]

How will he handle undead loved ones during the zombie apocalypse?


ROFL ok. #3 it is.

[MOhillbilly]

questions sent.

[milkman]

Whle I would love to get his thoughts on Cassel, given that his team won't be playing the Chiefs this year, I think it's unlikely that he's seen too much of the Chiefs to really from an informed opinion on Cassel.

And even though he's talking to family, even then I highly doubt he'd say anything too negative, because it's just not the way NFL coaches do things.

So, at the end of the day, I think any question to him should have been far more broad and far reaching.

I do like the question about the QBs he likes to gameplan for.

[MOhillbilly]

Whle I would love to get his thoughts on Cassel, given that his team won't be playing the Chiefs this year, I think it's unlikely that he's seen too much of the Chiefs to really from an informed opinion on Cassel.

And even though he's talking to family, even then I highly doubt he'd say anything too negative, because it's just not the way NFL coaches do things.

So, at the end of the day, I think any question to him should have been far more broad and far reaching.

I do like the question about the QBs he likes to gameplan for.

Depends on where they are and whos with em.

if i wanted to i could just call but i dont like to bug em.

[milkman]

Depends on where they are and whos with em.

if i wanted to i could just call but i dont like to bug em.

I just clicked on this thread and read through it after you already said that you sent questions.

I just thought I'd throw some thoughts out there about a couple of questions as food for thought.

I wasn't expecting you to reconsider the questions or call and ask a new or amended question.

[Fish]

Which 3 did you send?

[MOhillbilly]

Which 3 did you send?

1- overall thoughts on matt cassell.
2-toughest qb to gameplan & why?
3-How will he handle undead loved ones during the zombie apocalypse?
:D

[milkman]

1- overall thoughts on matt cassell.
2-toughest qb to gameplan & why?
3-How will he handle undead loved ones during the zombie apocalypse?
:D

I bet the answer to #3 is something like "Like Brett Favre in the NFC Championship".

[seclark]

1- overall thoughts on matt cassell.
2-toughest qb to gameplan & why?
3-How will he handle undead loved ones during the zombie apocalypse?
:D

well, the ?'s are from chiefs planet.:clap:
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[patteeu]

Whle I would love to get his thoughts on Cassel, given that his team won't be playing the Chiefs this year, I think it's unlikely that he's seen too much of the Chiefs to really from an informed opinion on Cassel.

And even though he's talking to family, even then I highly doubt he'd say anything too negative, because it's just not the way NFL coaches do things.

So, at the end of the day, I think any question to him should have been far more broad and far reaching.

I do like the question about the QBs he likes to gameplan for.

They're off to a slow start, but don't count the Saints out of the SuperBowl yet! :p

[morphius]

1- overall thoughts on matt cassell.
2-toughest qb to gameplan & why?
3-How will he handle undead loved ones during the zombie apocalypse?
:D
I hope the answer to 3 is antifreeze.

[Dylan]

DeFace was banned?



























LOL

gots to go...

[ChiefsOne]

Could he put together a straight up trade - Cassel for Daniel? Hell we might even throw in a 3rd.

[ChiefsOne]

Could I go to the Superbowl with his favor nephew? I'll pick you up, drive and give you all the Beast you can drink.

[MOhillbilly]

Could I go to the Superbowl with his favor nephew? I'll pick you up, drive and give you all the Beast you can drink.

come to the next function and ill pass on some of the SB schwag i have. I still have a ticket,field pass, name plates, SB beads,program, and some other stuff. Ive given or traded most of it away already.
Its cool but i dont really care about it and would rather it go to people who will truely enjoy it.
The box of autographed stuff i recieved from him and blake ive already passed on, but some good stuff still to be had.

[The Franchise]

come to the next function and ill pass on some of the SB schwag i have. I still have a ticket,field pass, name plates, SB beads,program, and some other stuff. Ive given or traded most of it away already.
Its cool but i dont really care about it and would rather it go to people who will truely enjoy it.
The box of autographed stuff i recieved from him and blake ive already passed on, but some good stuff still to be had.

Can you get an autographed check from Pierre Thomas for $1500? :D

[MOhillbilly]

Can you get an autographed check from Pierre Thomas for $1500? :D

My mom got to go to the hotel after the SB and party with all the guys. You have to ask her for his #.

[Otter]

1- overall thoughts on matt cassell.
2-toughest qb to gameplan & why?
3-How will he handle undead loved ones during the zombie apocalypse?
:D

This may seem like a silly question but you don't want someone on your post-apocalyptic roving militia who's gonna hesitate in the heat of battle. Grandma zombie gets the treatment as Bill the postman or Sam the butcher.

His answer weighs heavy on his survival chances.

[MOhillbilly]

This may seem like a silly question but you don't want someone on your post-apocalyptic roving militia who's gonna hesitate in the heat of battle. Grandma zombie gets the treatment as Bill the postman or Sam the butcher.

His answer weighs heavy on his survival chances.

knowing him i cant wait to hear his reaction to the question more than the answer.

[OnTheWarpath15]

come to the next function and ill pass on some of the SB schwag i have. I still have a ticket,field pass, name plates, SB beads,program, and some other stuff. Ive given or traded most of it away already.
Its cool but i dont really care about it and would rather it go to people who will truely enjoy it.
The box of autographed stuff i recieved from him and blake ive already passed on, but some good stuff still to be had.

Not sure if you'd be interested, MO, but I have a ball used in TC signed by Jared Allen I'd trade you.

I'd sell to anyone else who might be interested as well.

Pics available upon request.

[MOhillbilly]

Not sure if you'd be interested, MO, but I have a ball used in TC signed by Jared Allen I'd trade you.

I'd sell to anyone else who might be interested as well.

Pics available upon request.

not sure what i have left. somewhere i have a box of hats from the titans,bills,skins,saints.
let me see what i have and ill smoke you. No trade needed.

The things that are important to me are the times we spent running around. Taught me how to swing a bat,catch a ball, block & tackle, hunt,talking on the phone after every jr. high & high school game (he was my dad before my dad adopted me)so an autograph from a man who spoke at my grandfathers funeral dont mean awhole lot in the big picture. You want the sb tic its yours. smoke me a addy. the other stuff that isnt personel ill have to do some diggin.

[MOhillbilly]

Matter of fact whoever picked up the autographed warren moon card from the 37 forever knows where it came from now.
i think i sent some other stuff but dont remember what.

[ChiefsOne]

come to the next function and ill pass on some of the SB schwag i have. I still have a ticket,field pass, name plates, SB beads,program, and some other stuff. Ive given or traded most of it away already.
Its cool but i dont really care about it and would rather it go to people who will truely enjoy it.
The box of autographed stuff i recieved from him and blake ive already passed on, but some good stuff still to be had.


Is the turn outs any better than the ones we tried to organize back a few years ago? I would like to get together, but the last few I've had other things going on.

[Otter]

Matter of fact whoever picked up the autographed warren moon card from the 37 forever knows where it came from now.
i think i sent some other stuff but dont remember what.

We haven't established his stance on undead MO.

[Phobia]

Matter of fact whoever picked up the autographed warren moon card from the 37 forever knows where it came from now.
i think i sent some other stuff but dont remember what.

You sent an autographed Kearse hat from the Pro-Bowl.

[MOhillbilly]

she claims she forgot to ask and was doing what she wanted to do. when i complained she said quote "its not all about you." i beg to differ.
she said shed ask next weekend. :cuss:

[seclark]

she claims she forgot to ask and was doing what she wanted to do. when i complained she said quote "its not all about you." i beg to differ.
she said shed ask next weekend. :cuss:

post her email addres, and we'll get her!
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[MOhillbilly]

post her email addres, and we'll get her!
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I dont wanna slap that hornets nest. done that.

ill send you a smoke w/ the details.

[DMAC]

Ask him if he would like to start having the CP bashes at his house.

No offense Nzoner.