*** Official Chiefs vs Texans Game Thread ***

[pr_capone]

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Enjoy peeps... I get to work through this one.

Go Chiefs!!!

[-King-]

LMAO you were just waiting for 12:00 huh?

[DaFace]

That graphic is obnoxious for an OP.

[pr_capone]

That graphic is obnoxious for an OP.

I thought it was a nice statistical break down of the game.

:(

LMAO you were just waiting for 12:00 huh?

I wasn't refreshing the screen waiting for 12:00 but I had every intention of making the game thread this week. :D

[-King-]

Gamethreads should have their own section where the OP doesn't appear on every page.




Jus' sayin.

[DaFace]

I thought it was a nice statistical break down of the game.

:(

The content is fine. But I strongly prefer gamethreads with minimalist OP's. People refresh the page hundreds of times during a game, and having a ton of stuff at the top gets annoying. The fact that it's a graphic (increasing load time) and oversized (so it resizes itself every time the page loads) adds to the obnoxiousness level.

For what it's worth, I say all that as any ol' poster - not as a mod. I won't edit it or anything.

[DaFace]

Gamethreads should have their own section where the OP doesn't appear on every page.




Jus' sayin.

That would be a pain in the ass.

[-King-]

That would be a pain in the ass.

True...and thats why I'm not a mod :)

[pr_capone]

The content is fine. But I strongly prefer gamethreads with minimalist OP's. People refresh the page hundreds of times during a game, and having a ton of stuff at the top gets annoying. The fact that it's a graphic (increasing load time) and oversized (so it resizes itself every time the page loads) adds to the obnoxiousness level.

For what it's worth, I say all that as any ol' poster - not as a mod. I won't edit it or anything.

I've edited the image down from 290kb down to 56kb if it makes any difference.

[Direckshun]

I LOVE comparing Cassel and Schaub in the OP.

Hilarious.

[-King-]

I've edited the image down from 290kb down to 66kb if it makes any difference.

If you're going to keep it, you should cut it up and lay it up side by side instead of it being on long picture. Because the main thing is making it easier to scroll during the game.

[Direckshun]

Based on the Chiefs' 2-2 record against the Texans, our strategy is obvious:

Score 40 points. The Texans have never had an answer for us when we do that.

[RealSNR]

I LOVE comparing Cassel and Schaub in the OP.

Hilarious.It's a "down year" for Schaub and he still rapes Cassel in all categories.

[pr_capone]

If you're going to keep it, you should cut it up and lay it up side by side instead of it being on long picture. Because the main thing is making it easier to scroll during the game.

That is what I was working on. I reduced image quality, size, then laid the images side by side.

Image size down to 50kb as well. :D

[Ugly Duck]

Houston pass defense gave up:
419 yards to IND (W)
403 yards to WASH (W)
284 yards to DAL (L)
245 yards to OAK (W)
297 yards to NYG (L)

There's been a modicum of improvement in the Texan pass D after the 1st two games, but this is the game where Cassel should be able to look like a real NFL QB. Keep him. He just needs a few more years working with the offense to mature.

[BossChief]

Why not just move the whole thing to your first reply so it doesn't have to be on every page?

This would eliminate all concerns, no?

[RealSNR]

Houston pass defense gave up:
419 yards to IND (W)
403 yards to WASH (W)
284 yards to DAL (L)
245 yards to OAK (W)
297 yards to NYG (L)

There's been a modicum of improvement in the Texan pass D after the 1st two games, but this is the game where Cassel should be able to look like a real NFL QB. Keep him. He just needs a few more years working with the offense to mature.I know you're joking, but there's still a 50/50 chance that Pioli will be content with giving Cassel another year after this

[BryanBusby]

Houston pass defense gave up:
419 yards to IND (W)
403 yards to WASH (W)
284 yards to DAL (L)
245 yards to OAK (W)
297 yards to NYG (L)

There's been a modicum of improvement in the Texan pass D after the 1st two games, but this is the game where Cassel should be able to look like a real NFL QB. Keep him. He just needs a few more years working with the offense to mature.

meta trollin' ITT

[teedubya]

Houston pass defense gave up:
419 yards to IND (W)
403 yards to WASH (W)
284 yards to DAL (L)
245 yards to OAK (W)
297 yards to NYG (L)

There's been a modicum of improvement in the Texan pass D after the 1st two games, but this is the game where Cassel should be able to look like a real NFL QB. Keep him. He just needs a few more years working with the offense to mature.

Cassel will have like 142 yards.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

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[007]

tease

[Ugly Duck]

Cassel will have like 142 yards.

The TexanFan's BB will be all abuzz... "Our pass D is really improving! We only allowed 142 yards passing!!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The content is fine. But I strongly prefer gamethreads with minimalist OP's. People refresh the page hundreds of times during a game, and having a ton of stuff at the top gets annoying. The fact that it's a graphic (increasing load time) and oversized (so it resizes itself every time the page loads) adds to the obnoxiousness level.

For what it's worth, I say all that as any ol' poster - not as a mod. I won't edit it or anything.

This. Imagine opening the OP to "Gif'd Up" Eleventy Billion times...



Not...

Fun.:shake:

[Pioli Zombie]

Ok I'm ready!!! Cassel fucks his grandmother in the mouth! Too much?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Ok I'm ready!!! Cassel fucks his grandmother in the mouth! Too much?


:( It's a shame Chiefs Planet does not offer "pat on the back/ High Five"-smiley...


Good job, my young plebe.:clap:

[milkman]

Cassel will have like 142 yards.

I'm thinking that Casssel will have around 200 yards passing, and everyone will be saying, see, he's improving, we just have to be patient.

Rich Gannon wasn't built in a day.

[kstater]

Just win baby. Don't care how they do it. Cassel could have 10 yards passing for all I care.

[boogblaster]

GO CHIEFS
Chiefs by 4

[KCUnited]

The Texans have never been 4-2.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Just win baby. Don't care how they do it. Cassel could have 10 yards passing for all I care.

Yep.

[Art Vader]

I was there when Dante ripped off a punt return during his epic streak.
Hoping XX rips one off in the same fashion.
Maybe Cassel will get hit in the head really hard and start playing lights out on some Twilight Zone shit.
Here's to the D keeping up its tough play!
GO CHIEFS! :clap::clap::clap:

[DaFace]

For what it's worth, they're opening up the roof today.

[DeezNutz]

High-quality OP. Very informative, yet not annoyingly long.

[milkman]

I was there when Dante ripped off a punt return during his epic streak.
Hoping XX rips one off in the same fashion.
Maybe Cassel will get hit in the head really hard and start playing lights out on some Twilight Zone shit.
Here's to the D keeping up its tough play!
GO CHIEFS! :clap::clap::clap:

If Matt Cassel suffered a concussion, how would anyone know?

[Art Vader]

For what it's worth, they're opening up the roof today.

they better or we'll open it for em! :fire:

[keg in kc]

I've got a bad feeling about this.

[Art Vader]

If Matt Cassel suffered a concussion, how would anyone know?

Supposing there's something in there to be concussed.

[C-Mac]

Ditka just said that all will know the Chiefs are for real after today.

[DeezNutz]

If Matt Cassel suffered a concussion, how would anyone know?

The cheers, as Croyle took the field?

[LaChapelle]

It rests on the health of Albert

[KurtCobain]

i am pumped up today.
it's great to watch a competitive chiefs' squad again!
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[KurtCobain]

After today is over, Chiefs fans will have forgotten who tony g was. Moeaki is gonna look a star this afternoon, fellas.
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[Rasputin]

i am pumped up today.
it's great to watch a competitive chiefs' squad again!
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:rockon:

[Hammock Parties]

Got offered a free ticket to the game today, 50-yard line, club level.

Turned it down. Traffic around reliant is a fucking nightmare on gameday.

And I love you guys.

[ChiTown]

Got offered a free ticket to the game today, 50-yard line, club level.

Turned it down. Traffic around reliant is a ****ing nightmare on gameday.

And I love you guys.

WHAT. A. PUSSY.

Seriously.

[Rasputin]

Got offered a free ticket to the game today, 50-yard line, club level.

Turned it down. Traffic around reliant is a ****ing nightmare on gameday.

And I love you guys.

How many GIF***ups do you think Pollard is going to make? :D


On the flip side how manny GIF***ups do ya think Cassel is going to make?:doh!:

[Hammock Parties]

WHAT. A. PUSSY.

Seriously.

Eh. Maybe if I was sitting with Chiefs fans. I don't want to sit with Texans fans. Club level in Houston...everyone would probably tell me to shut up or they'll call security.

[Sully]

I'm in the stadium, and the roof is open.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm in the stadium, and the roof is open.

It's going to get up to 85 today. Bastards should have left it closed.

[Sully]

Got offered a free ticket to the game today, 50-yard line, club level.

Turned it down. Traffic around reliant is a fucking nightmare on gameday.

And I love you guys.

Dude.
We rolled in 45 minutes ago, and drove straight to a parking spot. We rode behind the Chiefs busses and police escort, but there really wasn't any real traffic at all.
You're just making excuses.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

JoshLooney Josh Looney
Full #Chiefs inactives: Chambers. Lewis. Castille. Langford. Cole. Magee. Ocallaghan. Jackson.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

JoshLooney Josh Looney
Jeremy Horne and Terrace Copper likely to see more snaps with Chambers out. Opportunity for Horne to stretch field like he showed in camp

[Hammock Parties]

Jackson and O'Callaghan out.

Praise be.

Kendrick Lewis and Chris Chambers out.

[Priest31kc]

Sucks about Lewis & Chambers. When the hell is Jackson ever going to play again? Jeez.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

i think the chambers one will help this team get the ball down field i guess we will see today

[Sully]

Looking down on players parking lot.
Some nice cars, but one badass ferarri.

Six mc police escort just rolled into the lot with an SUV. Hot blonde got out and thanked all the officers. National Anthem?

[kstater]

So I just opened the draft thread and see that Mecca got rid of his USC avatar and his giant USC signature. It's kind of shocking I tell you.

[ILChief]

Jackson's two-week injury is turning into half the season.

[cdirty]

Jackson and O'Callaghan out.

Praise be.

Kendrick Lewis and Chris Chambers out.

so whats the latest on T Jax? any closer to playing again?

[Rausch]

So I just opened the draft thread and see that Mecca got rid of his USC avatar and his giant USC signature. It's kind of shocking I tell you.

LMAO

[Rausch]

I thought Jackson was a clear go...

[ChiefGator]

Magee and Jackson out leaves us a little light in the front rotation.

[kstater]

LMAO

It's replaced with a Detroit Redwings Avy. Any guesses as to what his favorite baseball team is?

[ThaShark316]

Texan fan here...

Good luck to you guys...no injuries, a good game, and handshakes at the end..

oh, and I get to hug the pretty white girl Chief fans as a parting gift.....:):clap:

Peace.

LETS GO TEXANS!

[Hootie]

i don't like the fact Kendrick Lewis is out

[DeezNutz]

Looking down on players parking lot.
Some nice cars, but one badass ferarri.

Six mc police escort just rolled into the lot with an SUV. Hot blonde got out and thanked all the officers. National Anthem?

Importing.

[Hootie]

and from now on...

whenever I see someone start a game thread at exactly midnight I am going to reserve ALL OF MY NEGATIVE REP FOR AN ENTIRE TWO WEEKS and every time I'm able to use one they will get it...

[OnTheWarpath15]

i don't like the fact Kendrick Lewis is out

I haven't been on much this week.

Is Lewis actually hurt, or is this another "motivation tactic?"

[OnTheWarpath15]

and from now on...

whenever I see someone start a game thread at exactly midnight I am going to reserve ALL OF MY NEGATIVE REP FOR AN ENTIRE TWO WEEKS and every time I'm able to use one they will get it...

LMAO

[DaFace]

Texan fan here...

Good luck to you guys...no injuries, a good game, and handshakes at the end..

oh, and I get to hug the pretty white girl Chief fans as a parting gift.....:):clap:

Peace.

LETS GO TEXANS!

Racist.

(And welcome to the Planet.) :D

[Hootie]

I haven't been on much this week.

Is Lewis actually hurt, or is this another "motivation tactic?"

I have no idea but he has such great ball skills I would have liked to see him playing rather than McGraw against a QB like Schaub and a team with fast guys like Jones and Johnson.

[grandllama]

for those needing a stream, see the appropriate forum.

[ThaShark316]

Racist.

(And welcome to the Planet.) :D

ROFL

(Thanks man.)

Texans inactives:


9 QB Matt Leinart (third quarterback)
19 WR Dorin Dickerson
22 CB Sherrick McManis
51 LB Darryl Sharpton
52 LB Xavier Adibi
57 LB Kevin Bentley
65 G Mike Brisiel
72 DE Jesse Nading

[Hammock Parties]

i don't like the fact Kendrick Lewis is out

They'll be fine against the Texans as long as Berry plays deep and not McGraw.

The Texans only have one receiver who's better than average (AJ) and he's got a bad ankle. Hasn't run full speed for awhile now.

I'd rather have McGraw's sure tackling in there against their running game. Lewis' tackling has been spotty this year.

[Bowser]

and from now on...

whenever I see someone start a game thread at exactly midnight I am going to reserve ALL OF MY NEGATIVE REP FOR AN ENTIRE TWO WEEKS and every time I'm able to use one they will get it...

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[Hootie]

They'll be fine against the Texans as long as Berry plays deep and not McGraw.

The Texans only have one receiver who's better than average (AJ) and he's got a bad ankle. Hasn't run full speed for awhile now.

I'd rather have McGraw's sure tackling in there against their running game. Lewis' tackling has been spotty this year.

Well I tell you one thing...

I am not worried, not one bit, about Arian Foster.

If we lose, Matt Schaub or Matt Cassel will beat us...or both.

[Hammock Parties]

Well I tell you one thing...

I am not worried, not one bit, about Arian Foster.

If we lose, Matt Schaub or Matt Cassel will beat us...or both.

Foster is good, but Houston's OL is going to get dominated in this game.

They're soft. Their tackles suck, too. I expect Hali to have a huge game. And perhaps even Vrabel.

[The Bad Guy]

Lewis has a hamstring injury.

[ThaShark316]

The hook em influence is strong in this game.

DJ and J-chuck...




but no winning got dammit...not today. :D

[Hootie]

Well GoChiefs...you're just like every other stat geek...

Everyone just ASSUMED we were going to run all over the Colts last week and beat them because they can't stop the run etc. etc. etc.

The Texans know their weaknesses...they'll keep an eye out on Hali...I do expect him to break through for a sack and get his pressures, obviously...but Schaub will have time to pass today...we'll see if the secondary shows up like they did against Peyton...

The biggest problem with this matchup is our biggest weakness faces their biggest weakness and I have no doubt that's a huge plus for them...Cassel isn't going to pick anyone apart...not even these shitty Texans.

[Hammock Parties]

The Colts knew Diem was a shitty tackle (their OL has been dreadful this year) and Hali still raped.

Texans fans all think their team is terribly soft and their right and left tackles have allowed 7.5 sacks combined this year already.

I expect Hali to have an even bigger game than he did last week, because Schaub isn't Manning.

I guess my expectations have been raised.

[Hootie]

Schaub is much more prone to the big mistake than MANNING...that's for sure..and his confidence is definitely a little shook as well...

This game is going to come down to the two Matt's and our defense...

Can Schaub score points?

Can Cassel make a play or two?

and can our D play lights out like we have been playing so far?

If the bottom two things happen and Schaub doesn't play like 2009 Schaub, we will win.

Right now I give the Texans a good 65% chance of winning.

I hope I'm wrong.

[Rausch]

They're soft. Their tackles suck, too.

Um, NO....:shake:

[milkman]

The cheers, as Croyle took the field?

Croyle taking the filed could be a sign that he concussed himself with the clipboard.

So, the question still stands.

[Rausch]

Schaub is much more prone to the big mistake than MANNING...that's for sure..and his confidence is definitely a little shook as well...

This game is going to come down to the two Matt's and our defense...

Can Schaub score points?

Can Cassel make a play or two?

The Texans are more than happy to play our style of football, keep it close to the end, and win it with one big drive (or play.)

Honestly I don't think Johnson will do much but I think they will blow us the fuck up.

[FAX]

If Matt Cassel suffered a concussion, how would anyone know?

ROFL

FAX

[Sully]

You know, it really puts in perspective how passionate Chiefs fans are, witnessing how quiet it is here.
I know it may get louder at gametime, but it's so quiet in this place right now. People are filing in like they are going to an opera.

However, just like my experience yesterday, very classy. Decked out in my Chiefs stuff, and no problems at all (in contrast to a game I went to a few years ago at Jax).

[Rausch]

You know, it really puts in perspective how passionate Chiefs fans are, witnessing how quiet it is here.
I know it may get louder at gametime, but it's so quiet in this place right now. People are filing in like they are going to an opera.

However, just like my experience yesterday, very classy. Decked out in my Chiefs stuff, and no problems at all (in contrast to a game I went to a few years ago at Jax).

I didn't believe you the 1st time, but...

[The Bad Guy]

The Texans are more than happy to play our style of football, keep it close to the end, and win it with one big drive (or play.)

Honestly I don't think Johnson will do much but I think they will blow us the **** up.

I just don't see it.

The Texans play everyone close - except for the last 2 home games where they got slapped.

They've been good medicine for offenses, that's for sure.

It comes down to me being confident enough in the coaching.

[kstater]

You know, it really puts in perspective how passionate Chiefs fans are, witnessing how quiet it is here.
I know it may get louder at gametime, but it's so quiet in this place right now. People are filing in like they are going to an opera.

However, just like my experience yesterday, very classy. Decked out in my Chiefs stuff, and no problems at all (in contrast to a game I went to a few years ago at Jax).

[Sully]

You know, it really puts in perspective how passionate Chiefs fans are, witnessing how quiet it is here.
I know it may get louder at gametime, but it's so quiet in this place right now. People are filing in like they are going to an opera.

However, just like my experience yesterday, very classy. Decked out in my Chiefs stuff, and no problems at all (in contrast to a game I went to a few years ago at Jax).

That's the rumor going around!

[DaFace]

You know, it really puts in perspective how passionate Chiefs fans are, witnessing how quiet it is here.
I know it may get louder at gametime, but it's so quiet in this place right now. People are filing in like they are going to an opera.

However, just like my experience yesterday, very classy. Decked out in my Chiefs stuff, and no problems at all (in contrast to a game I went to a few years ago at Jax).

It's largely a matter of percentages. There are assholes in every crowd - it's just a matter of whether or not you end up next to them. And the likelihood of doing so varies between stadiums quite a bit.

[Titty Meat]

It's largely a matter of percentages. There are assholes in every crowd - it's just a matter of whether or not you end up next to them. And the likelihood of doing so varies between stadiums quite a bit.

There are no asshole Chief fans don't listen to what they tell you in Denver!

[tk13]

The ESPN guys are trying the Chiefs porta-potty drill. LMAO

[DaFace]

There are no asshole Chief fans don't listen to what they tell you in Denver!

I have a Broncos fan for a wife, and we've gone to three games at Arrowhead. Most people are friendly, and the good-natured ribbing is fine, but there are definitely assholes in KC.

[Sully]

So far this is a VERY pro-Chiefs crowd.
It's at worst 50/50 Chiefs fans.

[Rausch]

It comes down to me being confident enough in the coaching.

As far as the OC/DC I'm as stoked...honestly, this is the MOST stoked I've ever been about our coordinators.

Even the special teams are tackling and forcing the ball forward on returns.

I have absolutely no confidence in our Richard-Simmons-looking-dancing-acting HC...

[doomy3]

So far this is a VERY pro-Chiefs crowd.
It's at worst 50/50 Chiefs fans.

Wow!

[FAX]

I have a Broncos fan for a wife ...

Wow. I didn't realize that, Mr. DaFace. I'm sure you must have mentioned it somewhere, but if you have, I missed it.

You have more patience and self-control than I possess, my friend. I can't even have a goat fan as an employee ... or a sub-contractor ... or plumber or lawn guy dude. I once had a neighbor who was a goat fan, but we drove him out.

FAX

[Titty Meat]

Chambers & Lewis out. Does this mean more DMC?

[MMXcalibur]

Let's do 'diz shit.

[FAX]

So far this is a VERY pro-Chiefs crowd.
It's at worst 50/50 Chiefs fans.

It's cool that you're at the game and giving us sideline reports, Mr. Sully. Very cool.

As for the number of Chiefs fans there, I saw a thing via the magic of television one time that showed a map of the US and the voice part said that the Chiefs are the only team in the world with season-ticket holders in every State.

I think it's because of our uniforms.

Anyhow, there have to be Chiefs fans in Texas because the franchise originated there ... plus, there's the Hunt connection and they probably pay people to be Chiefs fans down there.

FAX

[milkman]

As far as the OC/DC I'm as stoked...honestly, this is the MOST stoked I've ever been about our coordinators.

Even the special teams are tackling and forcing the ball forward on returns.

I have absolutely no confidence in our Richard-Simmons-looking-dancing-acting HC...

A good HC is an administator.

Haley is learning on the job, and he's been better this year than he was last year.

I can forgive the mistakes of agression, i.e., the onsides kick and going for it on fourth and two.

I can't forgive playing not to win.

[The Bad Guy]

As far as the OC/DC I'm as stoked...honestly, this is the MOST stoked I've ever been about our coordinators.

Even the special teams are tackling and forcing the ball forward on returns.

I have absolutely no confidence in our Richard-Simmons-looking-dancing-acting HC...

I'm a big fan of Haley so we are on opposite ends here.

[kstater]

NFLN:

Irvin Houston
Faulk KC
Sapp KC
Mooch Houston

[bevischief]

Lets roll.

[FAX]

As far as the OC/DC I'm as stoked...honestly, this is the MOST stoked I've ever been about our coordinators.

Even the special teams are tackling and forcing the ball forward on returns.

I have absolutely no confidence in our Richard-Simmons-looking-dancing-acting HC...

I'm a great judge of persons, Mr. Rausch ... as you are, as well, I'm sure.

I have every confidence that Haley "gets it" and is willing to do what it takes to be successful as an HC. I urge you to give the guy another chance as I value your opinion.

Although ... I occasionally meet people whom I dislike immediately and automatically for no reason whatsoever. It's like we're genetically mismatched, or something. Or, maybe they remind me of my Aunt Wilma ... a nasty old bitch in every conceivable way. Maybe Haley is like that ... to you, I mean.

FAX

[kstater]

Awesome, Gus Johnson. Still get chills from his call of the S16 game vs Xavier

[Stewie]

My man! Gus Johnson!

[Thig Lyfe]

Gus Johnson! YES!!!

[LaChapelle]

Gus Johnson
getting stomped today would be unbearable

[DrRyan]

Gus Johnson
getting stomped today would be unbearable

Conversely, Gus Johnson on a 70 yards Charles TD would be ideal.

[007]

OK. I'm awake

[Oso]

Let's do this shit.

[Thig Lyfe]

Let's make Gus Johnson cum, fellas.

[siberian khatru]

Gus, AWESOME

[kstater]

Let's make Gus Johnson cum, fellas.

Freak

[cdcox]

Damn, it is the local game again. So far I've used my NFL Sunday Ticket just once this year for a Chiefs game.

[RealSNR]

The Colts D is the Subway big player from last week.

I hope Cassel gets bonecrushed

[Thig Lyfe]

We've got a scatback? When did we sign Najeh Davenport?

[bevischief]

NUTTHOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marcellus]

G.W.Bush is at the game.

[MMXcalibur]

Conversely, Gus Johnson on a 70 yards Charles TD would be ideal.

Charles has got "run away from the cops" speed!

[ozarkchief]

We've got a scatback? When did we sign Najeh Davenport?

D'oh!

[FAX]

President Bush flipped!!!

FAX

[Rausch]

Although ... I occasionally meet people whom I dislike immediately and automatically for no reason whatsoever. It's like we're genetically mismatched, or something. Or, maybe they remind me of my Aunt Wilma ... a nasty old bitch in every conceivable way. Maybe Haley is like that ... to you, I mean.

FAX

Frankly, Haley is "my type of guy."

I love his approach, I love his command of the team, I love everything that happens OUTSIDE of gameday.

I ABSOLUTELY love that he is a dictator demanding excellence and chastising those who fall short.

That said, I think he's too emotional on gameday and he loses track of the game.

JMHO.

He needs to focus more on game/clock/situational management and less on individual/positional coaching.

Again, JMO...

[Thig Lyfe]

G.W.Bush is at the game.

Perhaps one of Cassel's errant passes will fly into the crowd and hit him in the dick.

[SPchief]

Lets do this shit

[Oso]

How 'bout a fast start, O?

[alnorth]

ROFL Oh Houston, you silly bastards. How do you screw up a coin flip?

[kstater]

Not really digging the khacki's with the white shirt for Todd.

[yeti]

Elect to receive dont mess up matty boy!

[Dartgod]

I'll get this out of the way now.

DAMMIT CASSEL!!

DAMMIT BOWE!!!

:cuss:

[kstater]

CHARLES NEEDS MORE CARRIES

[Coach]

That was some fail.

[alnorth]

Are they wearing real uniforms today, or still going with the shitty white long underwear?

[chiefs1111]

I think they seen that coming

[SPchief]

Charles needs more carrries

[yeti]

RRPP offense

[headsnap]

Are they wearing real uniforms today, or still going with the shitty white long underwear? shitty white...

[Fritz88]

Who the fuck is 51 who did a shit ass KR coverage?!!

[kstater]

Did they just say Chambers is out because he has an itchy ring finger?

[Oso]

Nice one!

[chiefs1111]

nice

[Bob Dole]

Bowe caught a pass!!@!

[kstater]

Hey, Bowe caught the fucking ball.

[cdcox]

Good pass.

[siberian khatru]

Cassel carving up that D already

[SPchief]

Cassel to bowe actually worked

[tk13]

There we go Cassel. And Bowe, too.

[Coach]

Holy shit! Bowe finally learned how to catch the fucking football.

[yeti]

What the hell was that shit....wow never see that

[RealSNR]

What are we doing? :spock:

[banyon]

Bowe caught the ball. Good start.

[black angus]

Holy cow, Bowe caught it

[milkshock]

thats cassels one completion in 5 throws to bowe today

[bevischief]

bowe catch a ball

[siberian khatru]

Nice little wiggle by JC

[RealSNR]

Uhp, figures my stream is really slow

[yeti]

Nice move JC

[Fritz88]

Pollard laying the wood early

[chiefs1111]

too bad Charles had to slow down there to get the ball

[Coach]

Nice job on turning chickenshit to chickensalad on that.

[kstater]

Ole

[siberian khatru]

Late hit!

[SPchief]

wtf? wierd

[chiefs1111]

nice fake

[tk13]

Matt Tebow!

[Bob Dole]

LOL! SPEED BABY!

[Thig Lyfe]

SHADES OF THIGPEN!!!

[yeti]

Razzle dazzle Charlie Weis!

[milkshock]

3/3 for castle while charles has struggled.....

[bevischief]

bootleg?

[Coach]

Nice bootleg. Everybody sold out on that.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Man this gimmick offense is cheap as hell. Gimmicks get figured out though (see the Wildcat)

[MMXcalibur]

Nice bootleg.

[Dartgod]

Should have been a penalty.

[kstater]

Albert got away with one there. He knew it too, looked right back at the ref after the play moved by him.

[cdcox]

Charles getting enough touches.

[yeti]

haley has the guts of a cat burglar? wtf

[FAX]

Jamaal looking good.

FAX

[siberian khatru]

Send McCluster in motion to block?

[siberian khatru]

Looking really good!

[Ming the Merciless]

YAHHHHHHHH!!!!! Chiefs looking GREAT

[Bob Dole]

Hells yeah!

[Coach]

Nice cut-back.

[ozarkchief]

Knife through butter!

[SPchief]

Play action deep here

[Fritz88]

Lilja owns.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

Heckuva drive!

[milkshock]

well this is easy

[Bill Brasky]

haley has the guts of a cat burglar? wtf

Sig material right there.

[Bob Dole]

Pollard getting frisky.

[Ming the Merciless]

pound that rock

[Coach]

haley has the guts of a cat burglar? wtf

Meow.

[007]

don't forget the game chat

[Ming the Merciless]

Mario WIlliams is pretty bad ass

[cdcox]

We run the worst screen game in the NFL.

[milkshock]

we'll settle for a fg typically

[siberian khatru]

Interesting call

[Coach]

Draw play FTL!

[FAX]

Go for it?

FAX

[SPchief]

Gus Johnson almost came

[Ming the Merciless]

damn-- mccluster looks fast

[Fritz88]

Fucking draw!!!

[</post>]

Uh oh

[KCFalcon59]

Pope was standing around. Fucked that play up.

[milkshock]

go for it like last week

[cdcox]

Holy crap.

[Dayze]

where the fuck was Pope going on that play? jfc

[Shag]

This feel familiar...

[SPchief]

4th down again

[ozarkchief]

we'll settle for a fg typically

Not with guts of a cat burglar!

[kstater]

PI

[Ming the Merciless]

flag

[siberian khatru]

He really trusts the D

[SPchief]

PI

[Coach]

Yeah, PI!

[tk13]

Haley is nuts.

[Thig Lyfe]

We are so goddamn lucky.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

How about that!

[</post>]

Jackson with the bailout!!!!

[FAX]

Wow.

FAX

[David.]

Don't know how I feel about that
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[MMXcalibur]

Holy shit, that was nerveracking.

[Shag]

I do wish Weis would stop putting the ball in Cassel's hands on 4th and 2...

[banyon]

Refs are going to bail us out. Bailouts for everyone!

[Ultra Peanut]

YEEEEEEEE

[Chiefs Rool]

we got lucky, I hate going for it there

[KCFalcon59]

Good call.

[kstater]

Cassel's playing decent so far.

[cdcox]

Cassel to Copper isn't what I want to dial up on 4th down.

[Bill Brasky]

Pass the ball. GREAT CALL....

Bailed out by the D. Nice!

[Bob Dole]

Still don't like putting that in the hands of the O's weakest player...

[KC kid]

fuckin haley

[milkshock]

caught a break there

[Gracie Dean]

why not just kick the field goal

[Ming the Merciless]

fuck the tosses man

[siberian khatru]

Throw in the end zone, Matt

[Bob Dole]

Between a pillow and a soft place?

WTF?

[Fritz88]

Some balls that Haley. I really love that.

[Ming the Merciless]

wow mccluster is just soooo squirrely fast

[Shag]

McCluster 1-on-1? Gotta beat that guy...

[milkshock]

give to charles here i think

[Coach]

Get the first down boys!

[JoeyChuckles]

Fuck. Why did the post count change in the middle of the feed. I was in, got kicked out, and now have to get to 500 posts.

[kstater]

Go for it again.

[siberian khatru]

Might as well go for it here, right?

[Gracie Dean]

kick it

[Coach]

Cat burglar time!