How Good Would It Be If FAX Were A Mod?

[FAX]

I can guarantee you this much, there would be some serious dang banning every single day of the week ... and double on Sundays.

No more goat fans. No more skunk fans. No more N00bs (sp?). No more threads about Muff Casscan't and how awesome he is.

Only wins and gifs and happiness and joy and rock & roll and hot babes complete with nipples. Yeah, baby. That's what I'm talkin' about.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

[Fritz88]

I really like deFax.
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[Bane]

Epic.

[siberian khatru]

One thing I can't stand are trolls on game threads. Get rid of them and you've got my vote.

[HonestChieffan]

On the bandwagon.

Till you appear weak and reckless.

[Pants]

I like nipples. On girls.

[Reerun_KC]

CP would shutdown due to pure awesomeness...

[Donger]

Honestly, this would make me leave. Forever.

[Reerun_KC]

I like nipples. On girls.

We see what you did there... Trying to throw us off with the "On Girls" thing....

[Reerun_KC]

Honestly, this would make me leave. Forever.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvVk/Rdz4kF_HhyI/AAAAAAAAARc/hQJ6OQl95io/s400/Curly+bill.jpg

[blaise]

Ban everyone.

[Bane]

Honestly, this would make me leave. Forever.

:D

[Skyy God]

Honestly, this would make me leave. Forever.

Well, I was on the fence before.....

[Chiefspants]

Know your limits, Master Fax.

http://cdn.nolanfans.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/michaelcaine_tdk.jpeg

[Donger]

Well, I was on the fence before.....

LMAO

[ILikeBigTiddys]

It would suck

[ClevelandBronco]

Seeing that there's already a ClevelandChief registered here, I think I'm FUXed.

[Pants]

Donger could be a mod as well. You know, to balance things out.

[JohnnyV13]

Actually, we'd be worse off if FAX were a mod.

Then, FAX might feel constrained from letting his smartass impulses run free, and the Planet would be a less colorful place.

[FAX]

On the bandwagon.

Till you appear weak and reckless.

I take ass-kicking lessons from Mr. MOhillbilly. Plus, I go for it on fourth down every friggin' time, baby.

FAX

[FAX]

Actually, we'd be worse off if FAX were a mod.

Then, FAX might feel constrained from letting his smartass impulses run free, and the Planet would be a less colorful place.

I would allow color, Mr. JohnnyV13.

Colorful nipples, baby!!!

In all shapes and sizes, too.

FAX

[DeezNutz]

Who?

[FAX]

Donger could be a mod as well. You know, to balance things out.

I fear we would ban each other.

FAX

[blaise]

I'm waiting for someone to start a "How Good Would It Be If FAX Were a Postmodern Artist" parody thread.

[FAX]

One thing I can't stand are trolls on game threads. Get rid of them and you've got my vote.

Consider them gone, Mr. siberian khatru.

Like midgets through a woodchipper.

FAX

[Sofa King]

http://www.the-interweb.com/bdump/faxanadu/faxanadu.gif

I'm Game.

[ClevelandBronco]

Forget Mr. FAX as a mod. How good would it be if he were a rocker?

(Research Quadrophenia if this is lost on you.)

[Chiefspants]

I'm still feeling that Mr. Fax would be better suited as a masked vigilante.

[Donger]

Donger could be a mod as well. You know, to balance things out.

Balance what out?

[Donger]

Forget Mr. FAX as a mod. How good would it be if he were a rocker?

(Research Quadrophenia if this is lost on you.)

Oh, I'm the mod. And, I can do the accent.

[HonestChieffan]

Consider them gone, Mr. siberian khatru.

Like midgets through a woodchipper.

FAX


dammit we save the midgets.

[Hammock Parties]

Not good.

FAX is uptight and conservative.

Probably a churchgoer, too.

[Gadzooks]

One thing I can't stand are trolls on game threads. Get rid of them and you've got my vote.

One thing I love is trolls in the game threads. Give them presents and you've got my vote.

[Pants]

Balance what out?

Things. Silly goose.

[2112]

Yes

[RustShack]

I don't see the poll.

[Nightfyre]

Mr. Fax,

I need one critical piece of information. Would you restore my thread creation capabilities? So far, I have appealed to the current mods with zero response. I demand responsiveness!

[yhf]

Mr. Fax is an unquestionable man of the people, his reign as mod would bring about an absurdist utopia. All CP posters would be transformed into quality members of our society regardless of past transgressions or clearly deficient character. Alas and alack, it is just to good to be true.

[FAX]

Mr. Fax,

I need one critical piece of information. Would you restore my thread creation capabilities? So far, I have appealed to the current mods with zero response. I demand responsiveness!

Absolutely, Mr. Nightfyre. Not only that, but I'll give you some free lessons on how to make super awesome threads like; how to draw faces with eyes and noses and little mustaches on a girl's tittahs and then grasp the tittahs and move the tittahs around and use a real deep voice for the right tittah and a real high voice for the left tittah and have funny conversations between the really neat, brand-new, tittah puppets.

FAX

[JoeyChuckles]

What is ChiefsPlanet without opposing team fans? You need evil to balance out the good.

[Nightfyre]

Absolutely, Mr. Nightfyre. Not only that, but I'll give you some free lessons on how to make super awesome threads like; how to draw faces with eyes and noses and little mustaches on a girl's tittahs and then grasp the tittahs and move the tittahs around and use a real deep voice for the right tittah and a real high voice for the left tittah and have funny conversations between the really neat, brand-new, tittah puppets.

FAX
That sounds AMAZING! I shall support your cause Mr. FAX!

[ILikeBigTiddys]

The board would suck

[johnny961]

No more n00bs...damn guess that knocks me out.

[nstygma]

you can count (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUeN6LZNPVQ) on my vote (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlxwUnYo9r4)

[kysirsoze]

you can count (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUeN6LZNPVQ) on my vote (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlxwUnYo9r4)

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