***Official DaFace broke the planet thread***

[SPchief]

:doh!:

[cdcox]

repost

[Frazod]

I say we shitcan DaFace and BRING BACK TAGS! :rockon:

[KCHawg]

^This

[the Talking Can]

holy shit


every thread is blanked

[Lzen]

Damn it, Daface! :cuss:

[JD10367]

holy shit


every thread is blanked

It's Cassel's fault.

[Fritz88]

http://i.imgur.com/QoU7w.jpg

[dirk digler]

The database is screwed up I imagine.

[FAX]

Mr. DaFace has gone nuts, man.

FAX THE PSYCHOLOGIST

[KCHawg]

It's broke till Charles gets more carries!

[Mr. Kotter]

Livin' in Donkoville....he probably has sold his soul to Bronco-fans and did it for them!

[chasedude]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a235/summerluivnx0x/thoshit.png?t=1193013363&imgrefurl=http:/s12.photobucket.com/albums/a235/summerluivnx0x/?action=view&current=thoshit.png

[BigRedChief]

The database is screwed up I imagine.I know some things about the situation but you'll have to sign up for an email list.

[Hammock Parties]

http://www.movie-list.com/l/lawnmowerman2.jpg

[pr_capone]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/4428/howtodisableawoman.jpg

[JD10367]

This is only the first step in the procedure to clear a path for the hyperspace bypass.

We're fucked.

[Tribal Warfare]

Goddamnit, James Harrison is mulling over retirement and now this shit happens.............FML!!!!!

[Frazod]

I blame Weis. This all started when he called that goddamn pass play on 3rd and 2. :mad:

[JD10367]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/4428/howtodisableawoman.jpg

Hell, that's foreplay in a lotta parts of the country...

[tk13]

I think DaFace is trying to perform inception on us. He's trying to clear out the upper levels of our memory.

Either that, or we're stuck in DaFace's dream and Rain Man is trying to perform the inception.

[Mr. Kotter]

I know some things about the situation but you'll have to sign up for an email list.

Who the fugg R U again? :eek:

Is that you Nick???

[JD10367]

Goddamnit, James Harrison is mulling over retirement now this shit happens.............FML!!!!!

Apparently the database performed a helmet-to-helmet hit this past weekend, and Goodell is exacting his revenge?

[Buehler445]

I heard DaFace is on the way to assassinate you and your family.

[Frazod]

I heard DaFace is on the way to assassinate you and your family.

Good thing the search function's broken. :D

The only person he'll be able to find is Rainman.

[kysirsoze]

http://tilz.tearfund.org/NR/rdonlyres/7A19C9DC-A086-419E-B5C5-36FC4FDAF332/0/FS188Disaster3E.gif

[Ebolapox]

I know some things about the situation but you'll have to sign up for an email list.

speaking of which, when is the last time you sent out insider info?

[JD10367]

I think DaFace is trying to perform inception on us. He's trying to clear out the upper levels of our memory.

Either that, or we're stuck in DaFace's dream and Rain Man is trying to perform the inception.

That's funny, 'cause I'm running "Inception" right now.

And if this life is all in my head, living in someone else's dream, I'm lodging a fucking complaint. I asked for the dream with the Swedish Bikini Team in it, and lots of Astroglide.

[JD10367]

http://tilz.tearfund.org/NR/rdonlyres/7A19C9DC-A086-419E-B5C5-36FC4FDAF332/0/FS188Disaster3E.gif

That looks like the annual plan for the Detroit Lions football program...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

That looks like the annual plan for the Detroit Lions football program...

ROFL

Or...the never-ending cycle of NOT drafting a first round.....aw, fuckit.

[Gonzo]

Standin' round here wondering wtf happened and suckin on mah big ol' chili dog...
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[RustShack]

Oh please baby Jesus... let Cassel suffer a season ending injury and rid us of all this evil!

[kysirsoze]

That looks like the annual plan for the Detroit Lions football program...

Maybe....if you take out the preparation part. And most of the recovery.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Standin' round here wondering wtf happened and suckin on mah big ol' chili dog...
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You stretching skills are unmatched, Sir.:D

[JD10367]

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/planetoftheapesending.jpg

/thread

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Oh please baby Jesus... let Cassel suffer a season ending injury and rid us of all this evil!

First in with ":spock:", but not actually giving a shit. Where the fuck's Harrison when you need his ass?

[SPchief]

Daface



Oh shit, oh shit, fuck, what did I do


(calls Austinchief) Uh, Austin I may have done something wrong

[cdcox]

Y2K, u pisspipes! Whos laffeng NAOW.

[Gonzo]

You stretching skills are unmatched, Sir.:D
I've lost a butt-ton of weight.
That helps a lot.
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[CrazyPhuD]

Do they make viagra for webservers? 'cause CP is having problems staying up...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I've lost a butt-ton of weight.
That helps a lot.
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Is Lumpy jealous or taking up a new hobby?

[SPchief]

Do they make viagra for webservers? 'cause CP is having problems staying up...

Seems to be working just fine for me

[JD10367]

definitely /thread

EDIT: dammit! can't upload photos either

[Gonzo]

Is Lumpy jealous or taking up a new hobby?

My job is REALLY boring, dude.
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I was right about Clausen.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

My job is REALLY boring, dude.
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ROFL

[BigRedChief]

Daface



Oh shit, oh shit, ****, what did I do


(calls Austinchief) Uh, Austin I may have done something wrongyou guys are having too much fun at the expense of an unpaid volunteer trying to repair your sandbox.:)

[CrazyPhuD]

CP didn't get nuked from orbit did it?

[digger]

http://xkcd.com/340/ http://xkcd.com/340/

[MTG#10]

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/4428/howtodisableawoman.jpg

Uhhh why is the dude wearing a thong?

[BigRedChief]

My job is REALLY boring, dude.
Posted via Mobile DeviceBut, you have boobage waiting at home. Thats enough to not kill yourself so quit your whining.

[CrazyPhuD]

My job is REALLY boring, dude.
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so you're saying your job blows?:spock:

[JD10367]

CP didn't get nuked from orbit did it?

It's the only way to make sure.

[SPchief]

you guys are having too much fun at the expense of an unpaid volunteer trying to repair your sandbox.:)

Maybe Rainman needs to pay him some more to goof off at work :)

[Ebolapox]

Uhhh why is the dude wearing a thong?

you WOULD notice that, meatpeeker.

[KCHawg]

NTTAWWT!

[Rasputin]

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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The good news is; DC got shitcanned too. PROGRESS!!!!!

[JD10367]

you WOULD notice that, meatpeeker.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/STpVWzN0IPI/AAAAAAAABgg/aGHN801Kmoc/s400/Japan295+evilmilk.jpg

[JD10367]

So, with all the threads wiped, does everyone start with a clean slate? Like when the English convicts were sent to Australia?

[pr_capone]

Uhhh why is the dude wearing a thong?

better than this guy in a thong

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/1076/fatguyingirlunderwear.jpg

[KCHawg]

The records are sealed..........

[cabletech94]

better than this guy in a thong

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/1076/fatguyingirlunderwear.jpg

i don't neg rep people as a general rule, dude, you're pushing the limits!!!

ROFL

[BigRedChief]

So, with all the threads wiped, does everyone start with a clean slate? Like when the English convicts were sent to Australia?no, the pointers to the rows in the database are hosed. You can fix that. The problem is not the core database or we still wouldn't be up.


Seriously, I talked to Daface briefly off line and we discussed some tech issues and I gave him my experience when this happened to me. He'll get it fixed.

[yhf]

So, with all the threads wiped, does everyone start with a clean slate? Like when the English convicts were sent to Australia?

That's what I am wondering. Is this the dawning of a new era on CP?

[JD10367]

better than this guy in a thong

Not enough negrep in the world to make up for the mental damage you caused.

[teedubya]

It took God 7 days to create the planet and DaFace 2 minutes to fuck it up.

[KCHawg]

ROFLROFL

[JD10367]

no, the pointers to the rows in the database are hosed. You can fix that.

They need a visit from this guy?

http://board.us.ikariam.com/wcf/images/avatars/avatar-5993.jpg

[FAX]

no, the pointers to the rows in the database are hosed. You can fix that. The problem is not the core database or we still wouldn't be up.


Seriously, I talked to Daface briefly off line and we discussed some tech issues and I gave him my experience when this happened to me. He'll get it fixed.

Good deal, Mr. BigRedChief. It's in times of crises just like these when we all must pull together.

I've been identifying all the screwed up threads and stuff. I'll keep doing that while you mix some margaritas.

FAX

[teedubya]

All of the women in the girlie thread are gone! OH NOES!!!111

[RealSNR]

Does not.... compute....

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[digger]

(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium?

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)ee in drive door

(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)elf-destruct?

(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/computers/comp10.htm

[FAX]

no, the pointers to the rows in the database are hosed. You can fix that. The problem is not the core database or we still wouldn't be up.


Seriously, I talked to Daface briefly off line and we discussed some tech issues and I gave him my experience when this happened to me. He'll get it fixed.

One other item, Mr. BigRedChief ... since you have experience with these sorts of matters and all ...

Do you think we should all put our heads between our knees now or wait until later?

FAX

[KcMizzou]

It took God 7 days to create the planet and DaFace 2 minutes to fuck it up.LMAO

[SPchief]

better than this guy in a thong



Dude, why do you have a picture of Buck walking up stairs in a thong?

[KcMizzou]

One other item, Mr. BigRedChief ... since you have experience with these sorts of matters and all ...

Do you think we should all put our heads between our knees now or wait until later?

FAXGet under your desk.

[CrazyPhuD]

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[Bwana]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2681/4042450659_5b15f407ae_o.jpg

[BigRedChief]

One other item, Mr. BigRedChief ... since you have experience with these sorts of matters and all ...

Do you think we should all put our heads between our knees now or wait until later?

FAXnah the issues can be overcome without disaster.

[RealSNR]

Now my rep log is gone!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[pr_capone]

Dude, why do you have a picture of Buck walking up stairs in a thong?

lol

you don't want to see half the shit I have in my random images folder

[JD10367]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7EXjdr2Pn-s/Sro3dYZUd4I/AAAAAAAALSs/MinKWIdEccQ/s400/ctrl-alt-del.jpg

[JD10367]

http://www.chefpatrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bsod.jpg

[2112]

Jerk

[Coach]

And the planet lives on for a little bit.....

[007]

down again in 3....2....1....

[DaFace]

down again in 3....2....1....

Na, I'm done f-in with it for the night.

[007]

Na, I'm done f-in with it for the night.Sure ya are.

[CrazyPhuD]

UUDDLRLRBA select

[pr_capone]

This is only the first step in the procedure to clear a path for the hyperspace bypass.

We're ****ed.

God damned Vogons

[Fish]

I say we ban that DaFace guy...

[ClevelandBronco]

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[Titty Meat]

Did you poor antifreeze on the server?