Roommate prank!

[Hootie]

So...

The other day someone posted a link to $5.99 LJ fatheads...

I was intrigued.

I looked around the website and one of my roommates HATES Brady Quinn...

Well it was my day off today...and I bought a Brady Quinn fathead...and as soon as he left for work I bombarded his room with the Brady Quinn fathead...

Thing is like 6' tall...has about 10 other cool things to decorate a room with...

His entire room is Brady Quinn'd. I'll upload a picture in a second.

The reaction I am going to see in a few hours will be priceless.

[ClevelandBronco]

Your roommate's obsession is a bit weird. There's nothing left of Brady Quinn to hate.

[Hootie]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/7652/20101027135115.jpg

[Hootie]

It's not a hate, more of a mocking...

Every year he names his fantasy team 'Chiseled Industries' and posts some gay photo of Brady Quinn doing something super gay (obviously)...

It's more of a 'lol' kind of thing...he's going to see it and be like ... wtf!

[tooge]

It would have been alot cheaper to beat off into his shampoo bottle.

[Hootie]

It would have been alot cheaper to beat off into his shampoo bottle.

I use the same shampoo bottle so that wouldn't have made much sense...

[ClevelandBronco]

I use the same shampoo bottle so that wouldn't have made much sense...

That's not necessarily homosexual, but it is nevertheless gay.

[Pablo]

It would have been alot cheaper to beat off into his shampoo bottle.When two of my friends were room-mates; one of them broke the others mouse by slamming it on the desk in frustration even though he'd been warned not to do so many times.

My other friend decided to bust a nut under the foil guard of his electric razor. He shaved his face with it. Epic gross.

[Pablo]

That's not necessarily homosexual, but it is nevertheless gay.I presume they're using the same bathroom.

I don't really see the point of having a bunch of seperate shampoo, conditioner, and body wash bottles cluttering up the shower if they're both fine with using the same products...

[Hootie]

When two of my friends were room-mates; one of them broke the others mouse by slamming it on the desk in frustration even though he'd been warned not to do so many times.

My other friend decided to bust a nut under the foil guard of his electric razor. He shaved his face with it. Epic gross.

Well we've all been friends since we've been 10 years old...so we don't do stupid shit like that.

[Pablo]

Well we've all been friends since we've been 10 years old...so we don't do stupid shit like that.Yeah, these two were sort of room-mates by force. It was a mutual friend's house and neither one knew the other very well.

[Hootie]

my two roommates and I use the same shampoo, the same soap, the same toothpaste, the same toilet paper and the same laundry detergent too...just take turns buying...why is that gay?

We're dudes...not chicks. Shit...we drink the same beer and eat the same food, too...it's whoever buys and whoever wants to buy and whoever is out when we need to buy...

we're not penny pinchers...we're friends...and our rent is dirt cheap since we're friends with the leasing agency around here...we all have plenty of money...no one cares if they are two Tides up for the month.

[Hootie]

I have a Vladimir Guerrero and Oklahoma (Dallas Cowboys) Roy Williams I want to decorate the living room with, too...

but gotta wait for my roommate to get home before I can do that so he doesn't anticipate anything...

[Pablo]

my two roommates and I use the same shampoo, the same soap, the same toothpaste, the same toilet paper and the same laundry detergent too...just take turns buying...why is that gay?

We're dudes...not chicks. Shit...we drink the same beer and eat the same food, too...it's whoever buys and whoever wants to buy and whoever is out when we need to buy...

we're not penny pinchers...we're friends...and our rent is dirt cheap since we're friends with the leasing agency around here...we all have plenty of money...no one cares if they are two Tides up for the month.Yeah, that's what I've always done as well. Unless someone has to have some sort of special shampoo for hair loss or insists on using over-priced shit you may as well just buy the same shit, in bulk.

[Hootie]

THAT'S SO GAY DUDE! GOTTA USE YOUR OWN SHAMPOO OTHERWISE YOU'RE GAY!

[CrazyPhuD]

You should have gotten him blacked out wasted. Stripped him naked when he passed out and peed all over him and his sweet new laptop, then the next morning tell him how crazy he was.

[tooge]

So when you see your roomies pubes on the soap, you still use it? Dude, that is gross. I can sort of get the shampoo thing, although I wouldn't trust anyone with not beating off into the sahampoo, even my buddies of twenty years. Especially my buddies of 20 years. I guess your guys pranks are alot more mild than what we all did to each other back in the day.

[Donger]

Sharing toothpaste is a little odd.

[Rain Man]

Did your roommate run out of the house in horror and get hit by a car?

[seclark]

Sharing toothpaste is a little odd.

not if you're using the same tooth brush.
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[Lonewolf Ed]

As long as they have their own toothbrushes, who cares if they share toothpaste?

[tooge]

As long as they have their own toothbrushes, who cares if they share toothpaste?

you still generally touch the tube to the brush at least a little. What if one has the flu? These guys are nasty. I'd stick your toothbrush up my ass just to make a point.

[Hootie]

I can sort of get the shampoo thing, although I wouldn't trust anyone with not beating off into the sahampoo, even my buddies of twenty years. Especially my buddies of 20 years.

and I thought I had weird ass friends...

none of us have ever even THOUGHT about jerking off into a shampoo bottle...that's just...retarded.

[Hootie]

what the fuck???

I shared toothpaste with my sisters growing up...

are you guys fucking kidding me?

Freaking weirdos.

[tooge]

and I thought I had weird ass friends...

none of us have ever even THOUGHT about jerking off into a shampoo bottle...that's just...retarded.

says the only guy not jerking off into the bottle

[Los Pollos Hermanos]

So when you see your roomies pubes on the soap, you still use it? Dude, that is gross. I can sort of get the shampoo thing, although I wouldn't trust anyone with not beating off into the sahampoo, even my buddies of twenty years. Especially my buddies of 20 years. I guess your guys pranks are alot more mild than what we all did to each other back in the day.


It might be time for new friends.

[Hootie]

says the only guy not jerking off into the bottle

you guys are weird dude...

really weird

anyone who has ever done that has serious issues

I'm not grossed out or anything...I just think it's stupid, and not funny. Not even close to funny. Just...dumb.

Not even a good prank.

[Donger]

you still generally touch the tube to the brush at least a little. What if one has the flu? These guys are nasty. I'd stick your toothbrush up my ass just to make a point.

Yep. I don't even share toothpaste with my wife.

[Hootie]

Yep. I don't even share toothpaste with my wife.

well, my friend, that makes you weird, not me.

[Donger]

well, my friend, that makes you weird, not me.

Would you share dental floss with your roomates?

[Sofa King]

That's not necessarily homosexual, but it is nevertheless gay.

I'm sure it makes a difference that they're in the shower at the same time, washing each other's hair.

[Pants]

Yep. I don't even share toothpaste with my wife.

Yeah, you just splooge all over her mouth and then she kisses your kids with it. You're a disgusting human being, Donger.

[Donger]

Oh, and the soap: I presume that this is some kind of body wash (in a plastic bottle) or is it bar soap?

[Donger]

Yeah, you just splooge all over her mouth and then she kisses your kids with it. You're a disgusting human being, Donger.

She always brushes after teeth after oral sex.

[Pants]

She always brushes after teeth after oral sex.

SO?!

[SDChiefs]

She always brushes after teeth after oral sex.

Hootie doesn't. He likes the after taste. ;)

[Donger]

SO?!

COLGATE KILLS THE DEMONS!!

[Hootie]

Would you share dental floss with your roomates?
Sure...?

[Hootie]

Oh, and the soap: I presume that this is some kind of body wash (in a plastic bottle) or is it bar soap?

Either or

[Pants]

COLGATE KILLS THE DEMONS!!

LMAO

[HotRoute]

This thread got really weird really fast

[Donger]

Sure...?

Used?

[Donger]

Either or

So, you're okay with using bar soap that another guy has used to scrub down his DMZ?

[tooge]

bar soap gets pubes on it, plain and simple. And unless you are the only non redhead in the house, you dont know whos pubes they are. gross!

[Chief Chief]

bar soap gets pubes on it, plain and simple. And unless you are the only non redhead in the house, you dont know whos pubes they are. gross!

Well, now...ya jus' never know. He may know EXACTLY whose pubes they are!! Ewwwww...

[Hug it Out Dan]

I use the same shampoo bottle so that wouldn't have made much sense...

You guys lather each others sacks too?

fuckin homo.

[Hootie]

So, you're okay with using bar soap that another guy has used to scrub down his DMZ?

Absolutely. It's fucking soap.

Oh my god!

[ClevelandBronco]

Told you.

[Shogun]

You guys lather each others sacks too?

****in homo.

Its only weird if they make eye contact

[kstater]

I'm trying to figure out how buying a giant picture and posting it on someones wall is a prank.

[seclark]

Absolutely. It's ****ing soap.

Oh my god!

same wash rag? i mean, wash your goodies, then leave it in the shower for your buddy to use?
not judging you, hootie...
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[Hootie]

I'm trying to figure out how buying a giant picture and posting it on someones wall is a prank.

because it's an everyday occurrence you come home from work to find a giant Brady Quinn fathead on your bedroom wall...

[Hootie]

same wash rag? i mean, wash your goodies, then leave it in the shower for your buddy to use?
not judging you, hootie...
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I'm an adult, I don't use a wash rag.

[Donger]

Absolutely. It's ****ing soap.

Oh my god!

That's fine. If you're comfortable using another man's Chia Pet to clean your junk, that's just peachy.

[Shogun]

I would've just pooped in his bed.

[Donger]

same wash rag? i mean, wash your goodies, then leave it in the shower for your buddy to use?
not judging you, hootie...
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LMAO

Wash rag.

Donger's wife: "OMG! Will you stop calling it a 'wash rag!!' It is a 'wash cloth!'"

Donger: "So, are there any clean wash rags, or what?"

[teedubya]

This gay thread is gay.

[ClevelandBronco]

I think it's time to find the photo of Brady Quinn grabbing his underage buddy's junk and speculate as to why Hootie and his roommate have a thing going about guys who share too much.

[Sofa King]

I'm very disappointed there hasn't been a mock thread about this thread...

[Shogun]

I thought about it, but, you know.. Im still a n00b.

[teedubya]

I'm an adult, I don't use a wash rag.

Do you share the same pair of boxers? Would you put on his dirty underwear?

Then why SHARE SOAP? I can deal with the shampoo... but not my bar of soap.

[Pants]

Jesus Christ, you guys are a bunch of pussies. It's fucking soap. It cleans. It kills the bacteria. This is not an issue. You're all acting like a bunch of spoiled princesses.

[Donger]

Hootie, do you all share the same deodorant?

[Sofa King]

I thought about it, but, you know.. Im still a n00b.

i would have started one myself, but i'd hate for someone to believe i actually was washing my balls with someone else's ball hair and crabs infested bar soap....

[Shogun]

i would have started one myself, but i'd hate for someone to believe i actually was washing my balls with someone else's ball hair and crabs infested bar soap....

Seriously, what if you would catch something? I trust my Irish Springs but it isn't protecting me from a night in Vegas thats for damn sure.

[Brock]

sharing bar soap? No way.

[ClevelandBronco]

Hootie: "Okay, roomie. I'm done with this condom. Now you use it on me."

[Sofa King]

Hootie: "Okay, roomie. I'm done with this condom. Now you use it on me."

LMAO

[Sofa King]

Seriously, what if you would catch something? I trust my Irish Springs but it isn't protecting me from a night in Vegas thats for damn sure.

AIDS man.... AIDS....

[Shogun]

Whats next, sharing needles? Thats just asking for Aids.

[kstater]

Hootie: "Okay, roomie. I'm done with this condom. Now you use it on me."

All you got to do is flip it inside out.

[-King-]

I understand the shampoo and body wash... But sharing bar soap is pretty gay especially if you don't use a wash cloth.

And donger, you don't use the same tooth paste as your wife? Why not? How is it any worse than kissing her?
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[Donger]

I understand the shampoo and body wash... But sharing bar soap is pretty gay especially if you don't use a wash cloth.

And donger, you don't use the same tooth paste as your wife? Why not? How is it any worse than kissing her?
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It is her requirement, not mine. The again, I don't really mind not sharing.

[Shogun]

Let us know if your roommate punches you or asks to take a bath with you.

[The Franchise]

Well these are the guys who find it funny to pee on each other.......

[sportsman1]

Well what was his reaction? From the way the thread has went I am guessing Homo-erotic circle jerk? *shrug*

[seclark]

sharing bar soap? No way.

exactly...i've got my own bathroom & shower, and i get grossed out by my own pubes stuck in the soap. no way in hell i'm using someone elses.

now the toothpaste deal works pretty much the same way. my bathroom, my toothpaste. if mrs. sec wants to use it, it's cool. but i don't want anyone else squeezing my tube. and she knows better than to be leaving any pubes stuck to the cap, when she's done.
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[Nightfyre]

Its cool guys. There are no pubes on the soap because they all pitch in to buy a razor and shaving cream so they can shave each others balls. It's not gay. I saw it on a movie once.

ROFL

[BossChief]

Absolutely. It's fucking soap.

Oh my god!

Thats a little screwed up IMO.

If it was liquid soap, no problem with that, but I'm not washing with anything that has touched another mans junk...

:shake:

[Shogun]

Its cool guys. There are no pubes on the soap because they all pitch in to buy a razor and shaving cream so they can shave each others balls. It's not gay. I saw it on a Judd Apatow movie once.

ROFL

FYP

[Sannyasi]

Imagine how hard it would be to knock one out with Brady Quinn ****ing staring at you like that. Gross

[CrazyPhuD]

Thats a little screwed up IMO.

If it was liquid soap, no problem with that, but I'm not washing with anything that has touched another mans junk...

:shake:

Wait you've never showered with a girl? :hmmm: you're really missing out!

[kswheels]

Okay I know I haven't posted much, so I apologize in advance if I offend anyone, but this thread, just...

W....T....F. Seriously. How do you go from Brady Quinn to jerking it in the shampoo to crab infested soap? Yikes.

*backs out of thread slowly*

[Saccopoo]

What a miss of a dog pile...

Seriously, between the Halloween music fail thread and this complete dry hump I'm thinking that this place is dying on the vine...

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

you guys are weird dude...

really weird

anyone who has ever done that has serious issues

I'm not grossed out or anything...I just think it's stupid, and not funny. Not even close to funny. Just...dumb.

Not even a good prank.

Yeah, I'd want to think that too if I lived with a bunch of guys.

[tooge]

I know its a little early in the morning, but Hootie, you might want to check your asshole for some of your roomates rogue pubes that may have become detatched from the soap while you washed your bung. They could get stuck up in there and fester. That would be bad for you.

[Bwana]

Next Hootie thread....."Man did I get fucked up last night"

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[Lzen]

Well Hootie, I posted that Fathead link. I'm glad I could be helpful. But WTF is up with this thread? It is full of gay.

[seclark]

sorry, but no.
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[blaise]

Sharing a soap bar? That's freaking foul. Your washing yourself with a bar of soap some other dude just used to lather up and wash his ass? Wow.

[Chief Pote]

my two roommates and I use the same shampoo, the same soap, the same toothpaste, the same toothbrush, the same toilet paper and the same laundry detergent too...just take turns buying...why is that gay?

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