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Hammock Parties
11-12-2010, 05:06 AM
Short version: Crazy black mother goes apeshit and makes ludicrous list of demands after her son gets slapped by a teacher. Notable demands - 250 grand, trips to disney world, season tickets to shit.

Long version:

http://curtisgotslapped.com/Home.html

Click on "40 page letter."

The letter is missing.

Here it is.

Personally, I think he deserved to be slapped with cheeks like that. I mean, how could you not want to slap those cheeks?


http://lh6.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoDp47Y5RI/AAAAAAAAAZA/-kFs8kxYkwY/s800/Curtis%200%20Cover%20001.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoDr7yRjbI/AAAAAAAAAZE/XtCFh9zA-E8/s800/Curtis%201%20001.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoDu8WGdMI/AAAAAAAAAZI/pmN-iqYBZs4/s800/Curtis%202%20001.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoDxBiE-mI/AAAAAAAAAZM/gdTGZIe4Tc4/s800/Curtis%203%20001.jpg

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoDzfK2DoI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/wT4evHIsJ48/s800/Curtis%204%20001.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoD1miLx4I/AAAAAAAAAZU/xawzLb9Unow/s800/Curtis%205%20001.jpg

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoD4T7GOCI/AAAAAAAAAZY/PQ4MfNoNkgM/s800/Curtis%206%20001.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoD6zVinFI/AAAAAAAAAZc/CiyzYFXDQPY/s800/Curtis%207%20001.jpg

Then, the demands.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoD9J2cKlI/AAAAAAAAAZg/jKhcG2CBS5I/s800/Curtis%208%20001.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoD-7RKifI/AAAAAAAAAZk/OfKoLJQ9mv4/s800/Curtis%209%20001.jpg

Hammock Parties
11-12-2010, 05:07 AM
Mas.


http://lh5.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoEBjuscQI/AAAAAAAAAZo/bU0ybX2-Ijg/s800/Curtis%2010%20001.jpg

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoED-yvNFI/AAAAAAAAAZs/f1qgQywWadE/s800/Curtis%2011%20001.jpg

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoEFj9tmHI/AAAAAAAAAZw/svDEfs6RZb0/s800/Curtis%2012%20001.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoEHBHILQI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/UJE7Y7fCACE/s800/Curtis%2013%20001.jpg

The next 14 pages continue in further detail concerning the riches she would like showered upon herself and her son.

Then the rage sets in.

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoEJ8ArLTI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/5mofV7u5WgI/s800/Curtis%2027%20001.jpg

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Hammock Parties
11-12-2010, 05:08 AM
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http://lh5.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoEck44NNI/AAAAAAAAAaY/hUipEvKDLhk/s800/Curtis%2034%20001.jpg


Then, the piece de resistance. A bill

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoEfrpmECI/AAAAAAAAAac/e2OcwNlvsXA/s800/Curtis%2038%20001.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoEh6-5K8I/AAAAAAAAAag/jj6p9JEMb8c/s800/Curtis%2039%20001.jpg

And, to top the whole thing off, it's notarized.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_UqN-d6hrGqo/TNoEjKVUg_I/AAAAAAAAAak/Kc06zCuEbeQ/s800/Curtis%2040%20001.jpg

Buck
11-12-2010, 05:11 AM
Ni**a's be triflin.

Chiefs=Champions
11-12-2010, 05:25 AM
she mad

Extra Point
11-12-2010, 06:10 AM
Ni**a's wannabe trufflin'.

FYP

kcmaxwell
11-12-2010, 06:50 AM
I'd be mad also, if a teacher slapped my son. But why does it have to be a race thing? If a black teacher had slapped her son, I'm willing to bet she would still be suing the school district...

Johnny Vegas
11-12-2010, 06:55 AM
what a crock of shit. keep typing lady. keep typing.

Bane
11-12-2010, 06:57 AM
SFTU you stupid bitch.That's the kind of shit that will drive him to be the leader of the free world.Suck it up!

Extra Point
11-12-2010, 07:04 AM
I'd be mad also, if a teacher slapped my son. But why does it have to be a race thing? If a black teacher had slapped her son, I'm willing to bet she would still be suing the school district...

Wouldn't matter. She would just leave the "white" out of her intellectual property she shared with the school district. Due to copyright violation, Covington won't write back.

The teacher got fed up with that boy's bullying, and she's the one paying for it.

Whatever happened to the discipline bench in the hall? Can't leave a kid unattended.

Uppity bitch. She's going to get her bully boy in a lot more trouble.

WhitiE
11-12-2010, 07:07 AM
SFTU you stupid bitch.That's the kind of shit that will drive him to be the leader of the free world.Suck it up!

you SFTU.....

Bane
11-12-2010, 07:24 AM
you SFTU.....

:cuss: I'll show you!



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Hog's Gone Fishin
11-12-2010, 07:26 AM
There ain't nothin that can't be fixed with 300 bucks and a .30-06

Jenson71
11-12-2010, 07:46 AM
LMAO

I'd love to see the reaction when she finds out the only consequences will be a temporary, paid leave of absence for the teacher.

El Jefe
11-12-2010, 07:49 AM
Ni**a's be triflin.

ROFL ROFL ROFL, seriously, tears from this!

Iowanian
11-12-2010, 07:55 AM
2 things.

1. congratulations on raising your son to be a FPA(FUTURE PUSSY OF AMERICA) Miss Bowen.
2. If you're going to add a photo of your son in his Kung fu gear, you can't possibly be serious about being upset because some stupid, frail, ignorant honkey bitch took him to the kumite


3. because of this stupid letter and bullshit demands, I'd like to see the video on "Jacked Up". "Look there, see his head....it goes baaaaaaaack and to the left"

siberian khatru
11-12-2010, 08:05 AM
I love the copyright symbols.

blaise
11-12-2010, 08:47 AM
Why does she need to specify the race of all the people involved? What a psycho nut bag. I should post the kid's name because she's probably googling it every day to see who's talking about her. It would be fantastic if she posted here.

salame
11-12-2010, 08:49 AM
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Molitoth
11-12-2010, 08:56 AM
Pussified America. Slavery happened a long time ago; so quit playing the race card, get the f*ck over it, and go get a job like everyone else.

Hammock Parties
11-12-2010, 08:57 AM
Pussified America. Slavery happened a long time ago; so quit playing the race card, get the f*ck over it, and go get a job like everyone else.

Her son is her job.

blaise
11-12-2010, 08:58 AM
Her son is her job.

Apparently she's a jazz singer in KC. She also owed money

https://www.courts.mo.gov/casenet/cases/garnishments.do?inputVO.caseID=03CV220159&inputVO.garnID=04-GARN-1304&inputVO.courtId=JAKAS1606_CT16

Hammock Parties
11-12-2010, 08:59 AM
And the Planet pwns again.

Bugeater
11-12-2010, 09:01 AM
I love the copyright symbols.
Yeah, wtf is up with that shit? Is she going to sue anyone else who names their kid Curtis Bowen?

Frazod
11-12-2010, 09:03 AM
I notice she wants them to pay off her mortgage. I thought Obama was going to do that. :shrug:

stevieray
11-12-2010, 09:05 AM
I think stating that she's got bigger balls than the audacious white bitch isn't going to help her cause.

blaise
11-12-2010, 09:10 AM
I notice she wants them to pay off her mortgage. I thought Obama was going to do that. :shrug:

"The teacher acted stupidly." - Obama

fan4ever
11-12-2010, 09:27 AM
Obviously Missouri is chocked full of racists...


...man, it feels good to say that about somebody else, being from Arizona and all.

fan4ever
11-12-2010, 09:28 AM
I notice she wants them to pay off her mortgage. I thought Obama was going to do that. :shrug:

The Racist Sweepstakes: Go to school, pull some crap until a whitie slaps you, and cha ching...can't win if you don't play.

KC native
11-12-2010, 09:28 AM
JFC. I wonder how long she wasted on that ridiculous tripe.

Oh, and I can guarantee this thread will not end well. The seeds are already here.

KC native
11-12-2010, 09:30 AM
I love the copyright symbols.

Haha me too.

chiefsnorth
11-12-2010, 09:37 AM
I like all the people she CC'd on the letter.

chiefsnorth
11-12-2010, 09:39 AM
What are the odds she herself is a product of the Kansas City Missouri school district? 100%?

L.A. Chieffan
11-12-2010, 09:44 AM
I am offended by this racist thread. Chiefsplanet will be receiving my list of demands shortly.

blaise
11-12-2010, 09:50 AM
Curtis got made fun of at school for the next 8 years.

Bugeater
11-12-2010, 09:50 AM
JFC. I wonder how long she wasted on that ridiculous tripe.

Oh, and I can guarantee this thread will not end well. The seeds are already here.
That's what I'm hoping. Maybe it will help if I type out Lisa Henry Bowen's name.

Hammock Parties
11-12-2010, 09:51 AM
That's what I'm hoping. Maybe it will help if I type out Lisa Henry Bowen's name.

And her fat black son, Curtis Bowen.

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Bugeater
11-12-2010, 09:56 AM
Hmmm...nothing yet, maybe putting the copyright symbol after Curtis Bowen(C)'s name will speed things up.

Hammock Parties
11-12-2010, 09:57 AM
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kstater
11-12-2010, 09:57 AM
If anyone reading this does not see the historical, spiritual, and practical lasting impact this incident will have on the black children who were slapped, AND those who witnessed it, then you are idiots wrapped in stupid

LMAO

Johnny Vegas
11-12-2010, 09:58 AM
a better picture of her

http://blogs.pitch.com/wayward/2010/11/curtis_got_slapped_mom_is_a_ja.php

Hammock Parties
11-12-2010, 09:59 AM
She didn't even ask for Chiefs season tickets.

Dayze
11-12-2010, 10:05 AM
she should also ask for gastric bypass for both her, and her soon-to-be morbidly obese son.

chiefsnorth
11-12-2010, 10:06 AM
HIS NAME IS CURTIS BOWEN

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kstater
11-12-2010, 10:09 AM
I must now do the delicated "black mama dance: of having to tell hime - with a straight face - that all whie people who enjoy white privilege are not "bad."
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kstater
11-12-2010, 10:14 AM
That is a riveting 40 pages. Now by reading this, do I owe her an appearance fee?

Dayze
11-12-2010, 10:15 AM
that chick needs to be hit by a bus; the sooner the better.

I should mail a letter to her; simple, 1 page; with "LOL" typed in 48 size Font.

Skyy God
11-12-2010, 10:18 AM
a better picture of her

http://blogs.pitch.com/wayward/2010/11/curtis_got_slapped_mom_is_a_ja.php

LOL at her demands.

Curtis shall receive, among many other things: $13,500 worth of Wal-Mart gift cards, a free college education, two trips to Disney World, nine years of private tennis lessons on the Plaza, season tickets to the opera, theater, and ballet, almost a decade's worth of psychological counseling by "the best black child psychologist in the country," a whole orchestra's worth of new musical instruments, a three-week trip to Africa at a five-star hotel, and a personal audience with President Obama

Skyy God
11-12-2010, 10:20 AM
I love the copyright symbols.

Curtis Bowen is her intellectual property, yo.

Iowanian
11-12-2010, 10:20 AM
JFC. I wonder how long she wasted on that ridiculous tripe.

Oh, and I can guarantee this thread will not end well. The seeds are already here.

I hope Little Curtis Bowen reads this disrespect you've shown and gives you a Judy Chop to the jejunum.




Now, What would please me is to see this kid's photos get "the beer looter" photoshop business.

KCUnited
11-12-2010, 10:21 AM
Who's this lady think her son is, Cam Newton?

Brock
11-12-2010, 10:21 AM
fwd to /b/

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka
11-12-2010, 10:22 AM
How long before Al Sharpton comes calling?

DJ's left nut
11-12-2010, 10:24 AM
I regret to inform you that a google search of Lisa Henry Bowen does not even get this to the first 2 pages.

How do you intend to draw a deranged pox on society with delusions of granduer into this thread if you can't get CP to show up on the first 2 pages of the web hit?

Google Google Google Google Google

Lisa Henry Owen Lisa Henry Owen Lisa Henry Owen Lisa Henry Owen Lisa Henry Owen Lisa Henry Owen

Fat supid whore that should die screaming before producing anymore worthless entitled offspring that my tax dollars will have to support some day.

There, maybe that will move us up the list a bit.

C'mon Aunt Jemima, er...Mammy,er....I mean Ms. Bowen! C'mon out and play with the honkies. We promise to wear our nicest hoods.

Iowanian
11-12-2010, 10:24 AM
that chick needs to be hit by a bus; the sooner the better.

I should mail a letter to her; simple, 1 page; with "LOL" typed in 48 size Font.

I think the School district should pull something from History class and send her a certified mail copy of the following Historical quote.

"NUTS"
-General MacAuliffe 1944

pkane
11-12-2010, 10:26 AM
Does Africa have 5 star hotels?

Brock
11-12-2010, 10:27 AM
Does Africa have 5 star hotels?

the white part does.

Frazod
11-12-2010, 10:27 AM
Does Africa have 5 star hotels?

She'll be pissed when she realizes they're for whites only. LMAO

DJ's left nut
11-12-2010, 10:28 AM
I think the School district should pull something from History class and send her a certified mail copy of the following Historical quote.

"NUTS"
-General MacAuliffe 1944

She wouldn't get it.

Or she'd just say that it was an example of white leadership not caring about the plight of the minority enlisted men.

Afterall - she's a crazy person.

Frazod
11-12-2010, 10:28 AM
the white part does.

You beat me, dammit. :cuss:

kstater
11-12-2010, 10:30 AM
We need to stop making fun of this woman. It could deter her music career and the KCMOSD would be on the hook for our actions.

KC native
11-12-2010, 10:32 AM
Who's this lady think her son is, Cam Newton?

Winrar

blaise
11-12-2010, 10:32 AM
If she could fit through the doors of a bus she'd be like Rosa Parks.

ModSocks
11-12-2010, 10:33 AM
LOL at her demands.

Curtis shall receive, among many other things: $13,500 worth of Wal-Mart gift cards, a free college education, two trips to Disney World, nine years of private tennis lessons on the Plaza, season tickets to the opera, theater, and ballet, almost a decade's worth of psychological counseling by "the best black child psychologist in the country," a whole orchestra's worth of new musical instruments, a three-week trip to Africa at a five-star hotel, and a personal audience with President Obama

Hey.....you forgot $600.00 a month at Price Choppers for 9 years!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

I read every page and it was worth EVERY minute of it.

Whenever you think people can't get any dumber something like this rolls around. Priceless!

pkane
11-12-2010, 10:35 AM
Hey.....you forgot $600.00 a month at Price Choppers for 9 years!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

I read every page and it was worth EVERY minute of it.
Whenever you think people can't get any dumber something like this rolls around. Priceless!

This.

I needed a good laugh this morning.

Dayze
11-12-2010, 10:39 AM
I think the School district should pull something from History class and send her a certified mail copy of the following Historical quote.

"NUTS"
-General MacAuliffe 1944

ROFL

the hysterical thing is, she wouldn't even know what they were talking about. I"m sure the white man intentionally shilelded her from history lessons in high school

pkane
11-12-2010, 10:39 AM
I wonder how much hate mail she is going to get in that PO Box she listed.

Skyy God
11-12-2010, 10:41 AM
The 250K is payable in either 10 money orders or silver coinage.

Get crackin, KCMOSD.

kstater
11-12-2010, 10:41 AM
http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=19908461&authType=name&authToken=L7Hu&locale=en_US&pvs=pp&pohelp=&trk=ppro_geturl

Dayze
11-12-2010, 10:41 AM
just send her a $50 gift card to Harold Penner and call it even.

blaise
11-12-2010, 10:43 AM
I bet she's a nightmare for waiters and service business employees in restaurants and businesses all over KC.
You know she's asked to speak to the manager at least 100 times.

ModSocks
11-12-2010, 10:44 AM
ROFL

Oh jeez im still laughing. That was gold. Anyone have a link to what actually happened?

kstater
11-12-2010, 10:45 AM
http://lisahenryjazz.com

Dayze
11-12-2010, 10:45 AM
that poor kid; he's probably so screwed up/brainwashed....

kstater
11-12-2010, 10:46 AM
that poor kid; he's probably so screwed up/brainwashed....

That's what the therapy with the best black psychologist in the country is for silly.

Dayze
11-12-2010, 10:47 AM
That's what the therapy with the best black psychologist in the country is for silly.

:doh!:
i forgot.

Johnny Vegas
11-12-2010, 10:48 AM
http://lisahenryjazz.com

the whisper before the music sent a sharp chill through my whole body. I seriously thought a ghost was talking. Wasn't expecting music to play automatically on the site. I watch too much ghost adventures. lol

blaise
11-12-2010, 10:48 AM
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Rain Man
11-12-2010, 10:51 AM
You all need to remember that this is only her opening salvo. She's likely asking for more than she's willing to settle for, with the expectation that there'll be some compromise in the middle. She's probably really only looking for half of this stuff.

pkane
11-12-2010, 10:53 AM
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ModSocks
11-12-2010, 10:54 AM
Oh Gawd please come here first! Mods, can we get tags going? Crawl Google, Crawl!

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Johnny Vegas
11-12-2010, 10:55 AM
You all need to remember that this is only her opening salvo. She's likely asking for more than she's willing to settle for, with the expectation that there'll be some compromise in the middle. She's probably really only looking for half of this stuff.

oh if thats the case then I guess KCMO is invited to kiss half of her black ass.

Bugeater
11-12-2010, 10:55 AM
I bet she's a nightmare for waiters and service business employees in restaurants and businesses all over KC.
You know she's asked to speak to the manager at least 100 times.
Yep, and I guarantee she plays the racism card every time.

L.A. Chieffan
11-12-2010, 10:57 AM
shes got a great voice but the face and body are made for easylisting smooth fm jazz radio..

Dayze
11-12-2010, 10:58 AM
"ma'am, I'm not condescending you because you're black. I'm doing so because you're an idiot"

Demonpenz
11-12-2010, 10:58 AM
you's a fine looking girl wanna slap that face up

KCUnited
11-12-2010, 11:00 AM
you's a fine looking girl wanna slap that face up

I hope she borrows money from Dave Meggett while she awaits her settlement.

Old Dog
11-12-2010, 11:02 AM
If you think she's gone too far, Lisa Henry Bowen invites you to "kiss my entire black ass." ​

She's got to be kidding with this part......Lewis and Clark couldn't cover all of that territory

Rain Man
11-12-2010, 11:02 AM
Why is everyone assuming she's black? I've read through the whole letter and didn't pick up on anything implying that.

FAX
11-12-2010, 11:03 AM
I'd hate to see her response if Curtis got raped in the boy's room with a broom handle.

FAX

Johnny Vegas
11-12-2010, 11:06 AM
Why is everyone assuming she's black? I've read through the whole letter and didn't pick up on anything implying that.

its a colorful 40 page long story

ModSocks
11-12-2010, 11:09 AM
I'd hate to see her response if Curtis got raped in the boy's room with a broom handle.

FAX

Whoa whoa whoa. I am a Broom Handle, and you have offended me. You can expect a letter soon.

Johnny Vegas
11-12-2010, 11:10 AM
Whoa whoa whoa. I am a Broom Handle, and you have offended me. You can expect a letter soon.

can't we just sweep this under the rug and let bygones be bygones?

Frazod
11-12-2010, 11:12 AM
I'd hate to see her response if Curtis got raped in the boy's room with a broom handle.

FAX

I assume it would depend on the color of the broom handle.

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11-12-2010, 11:20 AM
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AND HE'S POINTING IT AT PEOPLE!!!!!

L.A. Chieffan
11-12-2010, 11:25 AM
reaction after first non-payment...

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Johnny Vegas
11-12-2010, 11:26 AM
boy do we need a win this sunday or wut

Dante84
11-12-2010, 11:31 AM
What a racist, self-serving, hypocritical cunt.

Way to set your race back 15 years, you stupid bitch. I feel sorry for your son.

Rain Man
11-12-2010, 11:35 AM
I really want to read pages 14 through 27 but can't find them. Can someone hook a fella up?

Johnny Vegas
11-12-2010, 11:37 AM
I really want to read pages 14 through 27 but can't find them. Can someone hook a fella up?

http://www.curtisgotslappedbyawhiteteacher.com/

Rain Man
11-12-2010, 11:41 AM
http://www.curtisgotslappedbyawhiteteacher.com/


Oddly, pages 14 through 26 remain missing. I really need to know what's on pages 14 through 26. Is it the continued list of demands? Is it being suppressed as part of a vast white conspiracy? I will not rest until this mystery is uncovered. It's like the missing 18 minutes of Watergate.

Iowanian
11-12-2010, 11:45 AM
Who wouldn't want to see this woman share a car on the Orient Express with Epic Beard Man....

"YOU WANT MONEY?! FOR A SLAP!!?? I AM A FUTHERMUCKER

CoMoChief
11-12-2010, 11:53 AM
Things IMO to be considered.

1. KCMO school district is one of the worst SD's in the midwest region. Martin Luther King Jr Elem School.....I have a pretty good idea of what kind of school this is anyways. Hell some 7th graders brought guns to school there about a year or so ago. They have metal detectors there and that's how they found out. "Yeah....color me ****ing surprised".

2. If I were a parent I would too be livid. At the same time I wouldn't be a ****ing moron about it either like she seems to be. (A) It's not okay at all for someone else (adult) to hit my kid and more importantly (B) You DO NOT hit my kid in the face at any point. Spanking him on the ass or slapping his hand is one thing, but you don't slap someone (especially a 4th grader) in the face under any circumstances. If the so-called issue really was just him and a friend horsing around in line, well that happens in any single filed line in any elem. school in the history of schooling. If it was really causing that much trouble, the teacher tells them to stop first, and if they don't stop then she takes the next disciplinary action which is (who knows) taking their recess away, detention, tell the home-room teacher I dont know. NOT to slap the kid in the face. Bottom line is that teacher probably deserves to be fired. She does need to know that slapping children in the face can not be tolerated in any form or fashion.

3. Don't exactly know where race comes into a factor here - other than she's purposely making it to be one. Mrs. Curry didn't "hit" the student because he was black. He just happened to be black (at what is probably mostly a black school). And this teacher was white. The mother in this case is being stupid, playing the race card etc. It's typical......it really is. Look at all the references she made to "black kid/boy" or "Being a black woman/mother" or even referring to Ms Curry as "being a white woman". Who ****ing cares what color they are? They're the ones that care, when no one else does.

4. Demanding season tickets, vacation trips, large sums of cash (which the school district doesn't have - LOL, they've had to cut back tremendously on funding etc). and these sums of cash to be paid in money orders ROFL. She says "I don't know if your checks (from the KC school district) would be any good??? C'mon!!! - That ****ing bitch doesn't have a checking account and YOU KNOW IT. Having her bills paid...... She's not looking for the situation to be justified more than she is wanting to "greatly" benefit from this situation. Like I said before....typical inner-city minority/ghetto, wanting a free easy way out.

blaise
11-12-2010, 11:54 AM
It's started to get tweeted around quite a bit.

Dayze
11-12-2010, 11:57 AM
sad thing is, I wouldn't be surprised at all if she actually received some of these demands

vailpass
11-12-2010, 11:59 AM
We brought this shit on ourselves.

1adam1238
11-12-2010, 12:03 PM
Someone send her a block of gobbermen cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!

DJ's left nut
11-12-2010, 12:05 PM
I don't know what she's all up in arms about.

I mean, on her list of demands is to "pay off her current mortgage" and a monthly Quik Trip gas card.

C'mon - everyone knows that Obama was supposed to take care of all of that for her and her black sisters.

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Remember - the gubbamint is your piggy bank. Surely they can just print more money to pay for that $15,000/mo consulting contract she's demanding.

As Franklin said - the death of the Republic will be when people learn they can vote themselves money. It's already started and attitudes like this will become more and more prevelant.

Bane
11-12-2010, 12:05 PM
Hide yo kids! They slapping errbody round here!

eazyb81
11-12-2010, 12:05 PM
sad thing is, I wouldn't be surprised at all if she actually received some of these demands

That's what i'm afraid of.

At least a portion of people who see this story will be on her side, giving her legitimacy in her crazy requests.

The KCMO school district is a complete disaster and will probably cave into a monetary settlement if this becomes a real story.

eazyb81
11-12-2010, 12:07 PM
I love how she comes out of nowhere at the end of the letter with a P.S. to also fire the music teacher.

Hint: this teacher is also a "white woman".

HoneyBadger
11-12-2010, 12:15 PM
Sounds like this bitch is the racist one. The school district should sue her for teaching her son such racism.

ModSocks
11-12-2010, 12:30 PM
That's what i'm afraid of.

At least a portion of people who see this story will be on her side, giving her legitimacy in her crazy requests.

The KCMO school district is a complete disaster and will probably cave into a monetary settlement if this becomes a real story.

You Rang??????

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Chiefnj2
11-12-2010, 12:42 PM
The school board should hire Carl Peterson to conduct settlement negotiations with her.

BigRock
11-12-2010, 01:02 PM
Don't underestimate her. She's got connections.

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Hydrae
11-12-2010, 01:10 PM
I couldn't even finish reading it. I just wanted to reach out and slap her.

Just a couple of quick comments:

Does she really think that having the school district pay out to meet all of these demands is going to help improve the school districts ability to teach her son and the rest of the students?

Her tirade about slavery leaves me wondering if she is aware of how much of that began with other tribes selling those people to the slave traders. Not in all cases, no. But in many of them it was a black man selling prisoners from other tribes that helped make the trade work to begin with. This is not a one sided deal where only one race is culpable no matter how many pages she writes.

Finally, yes this teacher, regardless of race, should be fired. There is no reason for this 4th grader to be slapped and obviously this woman should not be a teacher.

ModSocks
11-12-2010, 01:18 PM
Does she really think that having the school district pay out to meet all of these demands is going to help improve the school districts ability to teach her son and the rest of the students?

Her tirade about slavery leaves me wondering if she is aware of how much of that began with other tribes selling those people to the slave traders. Not in all cases, no. But in many of them it was a black man selling prisoners from other tribes that helped make the trade work to begin with. This is not a one sided deal where only one race is culpable no matter how many pages she writes.


Blasphemy!

chiefsnorth
11-12-2010, 01:22 PM
Frankie: In real life

T-post Tom
11-12-2010, 01:23 PM
I'd like to hear the teacher's side of the story.

eazyb81
11-12-2010, 01:37 PM
I'd like to hear the teacher's side of the story.

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big nasty kcnut
11-12-2010, 01:50 PM
Let be honest here folks. The kid was acting a fool and had to be slapped. If he was a white kid don't matter slap the kid. Kids need to recognized that acting a fool in school is not cool.

Dayze
11-12-2010, 02:09 PM
this could've all been averted with a warm bowl of antifreeze.

MagicHef
11-12-2010, 02:30 PM
Don't underestimate her. She's got connections.

http://www.lisahenryjazz.com/gallery/art/fs/clintons2.jpg
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You forgot one.

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Bugeater
11-12-2010, 02:36 PM
It's now on the first page for a Google search for her name.

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Bugeater
11-12-2010, 02:40 PM
This thread is also on the first page for a search for "Curtis Bowen(C)". Epic lulz should be ensuing at any moment now...

Mr. Plow
11-12-2010, 02:44 PM
It's now on the first page for a Google search for her name.

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ROFL

"And her fat black son, Curtis Bowen".

Dayze
11-12-2010, 02:50 PM
ROFL

"And her fat black son, Curtis Bowen".

ROFL

Dante84
11-12-2010, 02:53 PM
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Bugeater
11-12-2010, 02:55 PM
ROFL

"And her fat black son, Curtis Bowen".
Yeah, I'm thinking that might give us an edge on the other participants on the first page.

Dante84
11-12-2010, 02:56 PM
Please let he see this thread.

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chiefsnorth
11-12-2010, 02:59 PM
HIS NAME IS CURTIS BOWEN

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HIS NAME IS CURTIS BOWEN HIS NAME IS CURTIS BOWEN HIS NAME IS CURTIS BOWEN

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Dante84
11-12-2010, 03:04 PM
HIS NAME IS CURTIS BOWEN

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HIS NAME IS CURTIS BOWEN HIS NAME IS CURTIS BOWEN HIS NAME IS CURTIS BOWEN

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what's ma mutha fuckin name?

an' who I rollin' with?

Bugeater
11-12-2010, 03:05 PM
for good measure.
Damnit, you knocked "fat black son" off the search results with that! :cuss:

Dante84
11-12-2010, 03:08 PM
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Ming the Merciless
11-12-2010, 03:10 PM
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Ming the Merciless
11-12-2010, 03:13 PM
This thread is great!
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Bwana
11-12-2010, 03:14 PM
Heh :evil:

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11-12-2010, 03:14 PM
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Bugeater
11-12-2010, 03:15 PM
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There, that should do the trick.

Bugeater
11-12-2010, 03:16 PM
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11-12-2010, 03:19 PM
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Dante84
11-12-2010, 03:20 PM
I am literally cry-laughing

eazyb81
11-12-2010, 03:24 PM
I think CP should write a letter and CC Obama to let Ms. Curry slap Lisa Henry Bowen.

Bugeater
11-12-2010, 03:24 PM
It's going to be nearly impossible to get on the first page for the kid's name because there's some fucking homo hockey player with the same name.

MagicHef
11-12-2010, 03:26 PM
It's going to be nearly impossible to get on the first page for the kid's name because there's some ****ing homo hockey player with the same name.

Well, he should expect a lawsuit at any time. She holds the copyright on that name.

Bugeater
11-12-2010, 03:28 PM
Win!

Dante84
11-12-2010, 03:30 PM
I love it.

Bwana
11-12-2010, 03:39 PM
One more...

Chiefnj2
11-12-2010, 03:41 PM
She'll end up making a lot of money off of that letter.

Phobia
11-12-2010, 03:50 PM
You know how I know she'd dumb? She's asking a broke school district for money.

blaise
11-12-2010, 03:59 PM
Dear Miss Bowen- if you happen to read this while googling your child's name or your name, please understand that you are a moron and your child will most likely grow up to be a whiny fat dork.

mikeyis4dcats.
11-12-2010, 04:01 PM
Dear Miss Bowen- if you happen to read this while googling your child's name or your name, please understand that you are a moron and your child will most likely grow up to be a whiny fat dork.Jason Whitlock

FYP

Phobia
11-12-2010, 04:04 PM
You morons trying to get this on the front page of google evidently have not been paying attention for the past month.

SnakeXJones
11-12-2010, 04:06 PM
It's pretty hilarious how the copyright logo is right beside his name everytime it's typed out lol

Dayze
11-12-2010, 04:06 PM
FYP

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Iowanian
11-12-2010, 04:48 PM
I don't think she fully understood that the (C) was a copyright symbol.

I'm pretty sure she was attempting to be accurate by referring to both she and her pudgy little pudding dumplin' as C U Next Tuesday.s'



Also, Save my seat, I want to be sitting in the front row when she does a google search and joins in effort to property reprimand you barbarian assholes.

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11-12-2010, 04:56 PM
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11-12-2010, 05:24 PM
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11-12-2010, 05:26 PM
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11-12-2010, 05:38 PM
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Hammock Parties
11-12-2010, 05:53 PM
Apparently the list of demands totals over 10 million.

Bugeater
11-12-2010, 05:53 PM
Yes; he is.
Now your username is tied to it.

Chief Chief
11-12-2010, 05:59 PM
I wonder how many single dollar bills I gotta have ready in hand to see the delicate "black mama dance" (top of page 28) that she allegedly knows how to perform.

Dante84
11-12-2010, 06:09 PM
Now your username is tied to it.

Fatlock


Why does it mention me as an accomplice to Phobia for a rep heist?

Bugeater
11-12-2010, 06:17 PM
Fatlock


Why does it mention me as an accomplice to Phobia for a rep heist?
That's from the 'mouse over' message on your rep bar, somehow the Google spider picked up on that as well.

Spott
11-12-2010, 06:28 PM
Lisa Henry Bowen eats bags of dicks, but not white ones.

DJ's left nut
11-12-2010, 06:37 PM
Lisa Henry Bowen eats bags of dicks, but not white ones.

For the record, this thread is the first hit for 'Lisa Henry Bowen eats bags of dicks'

Bwana
11-12-2010, 06:38 PM
For the record, this thread is the first hit for 'Lisa Henry Bowen eats bags of dicks'

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LMAO

Mizzou_8541
11-12-2010, 06:55 PM
Demand 3.3 - "Wal-Mark"

Wut?

Pablo
11-12-2010, 07:11 PM
That's one fat little faggy black kid.

Mr. Plow
11-12-2010, 07:38 PM
For the record, this thread is the first hit for 'Lisa Henry Bowen eats bags of dicks'

ROFL

Ebolapox
11-12-2010, 08:20 PM
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Pablo
11-12-2010, 08:22 PM
Maybe Curtis will contract that skin disorder that makes him albino and his mother will kill herself.

That would be awful.

Stanley Nickels
11-12-2010, 08:46 PM
ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN US???!??!!? YOU MOTHER****ERS FORGOT YOUR İ's!!!!!!!

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CHENZ A!
11-12-2010, 09:07 PM
I feel really sorry for this kid.

He didn't deserve to get slapped by someone who is supposed to be a role model, and it absolutely could scar him for life. In my opinion the teacher should be fired, and made to undergo psychological tests to make sure if she is fit to work with children before being able to apply for another teaching job. There is no excuse for what she did, and I completely understand the anger that the mother feels.

But, I also feel very sorry for him due to the fact that his mother is ignorant, and racist. It really is sad. Kids learn from their parents, and it would be a shame if a seemingly bright, happy kid turned out to have the same racist beliefs as his mother.

This kid has the deck stacked against him. I hope he can put this behind him, and be a happy kid for a few more years, and then a well adjusted adult.

Valiant
11-12-2010, 09:10 PM
Is there a signed account from the teachers I am missing?? How do we know if what the mom is saying is even true?? Slapping in the face is bad.. Slapping them upside the back of the head is fine imo..

Phobia
11-12-2010, 09:14 PM
I feel really sorry for this kid.

He didn't deserve to get slapped by someone who is supposed to be a role model, and it absolutely could scar him for life. In my opinion the teacher should be fired, and made to undergo psychological tests to make sure if she is fit to work with children before being able to apply for another teaching job. There is no excuse for what she did, and I completely understand the anger that the mother feels.

But, I also feel very sorry for him due to the fact that his mother is ignorant, and racist. It really is sad. Kids learn from their parents, and it would be a shame if a seemingly bright, happy kid turned out to have the same racist beliefs as his mother.

This kid has the deck stacked against him. I hope he can put this behind him, and be a happy kid for a few more years, and then a well adjusted adult.

This teacher should be forced to sleep with the boy.

GloryDayz
11-12-2010, 09:15 PM
I'll bet he gets slapped again (and often)!!! And I love the part where the dumb-B how says she could have moved her son the the burbs, but chose to say. Right!!! You're there for life you hater B (and I guess i don't need to tell you why)...

salame
11-12-2010, 09:17 PM
this makes me want to find her and kick her ass

stevieray
11-12-2010, 09:20 PM
and it absolutely could scar him for life.

if one slap scars him for life, then he already has serious issues.

me wonders what happened that it escalated to this incident.. me hardly thinks he's innocent in all of this.

that said, the teacher crossed the line and should be gone.

CHENZ A!
11-12-2010, 09:38 PM
This teacher should be forced to sleep with the boy.

hmmmm... have we seen pics of the teacher yet? I haven't read the entire thread.

if one slap scars him for life, then he already has serious issues.

me wonders what happened that it escalated to this incident.. me hardly thinks he's innocent in all of this.

that said, the teacher crossed the line and should be gone.

You could be right about us not having the whole story, my opinion could change.

What I meant was that he is just a kid, and he is impressionable. Getting slapped by a teacher, or someone else that you expect to protect and guide you could lead to trust issues and problems with authority figures.. and if his mother backs that up with racism then you have one messed up kid.

Pablo
11-12-2010, 09:47 PM
Judging by his mother's comment; she was undoubtedly raising a self-entitled piglet pussy that probably deserved to be slapped. He probably even referred to himself in the third-person.

"Curtis doesn't like gym class, Curtis likes playing the recorder".

"Curtis doesn't want mustard on his sandwich, Curtis hates mustard".

Or at least that's how I choose to think of him. I could be wrong. But I could be right.

GloryDayz
11-12-2010, 10:01 PM
I think Curtis is going to get slapped a lot when he goes to da joint... So he needs to get used to it...

Rain Man
11-12-2010, 10:33 PM
It sounds to me like she admitted that her kid hit another kid. If a kid hits another kid, is it still child abuse? It sounds like the mother of that child can take all of these things from her the second she gets them.

Dante84
11-12-2010, 10:35 PM
How much you wanna bet that this bitch slaps Curtis Bowen, who is a fat black son of a bitch, every time he acts up?

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11-12-2010, 10:52 PM
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el borracho
11-13-2010, 09:27 AM
Well, teachers aren't really supposed to slap children so, if true, I guess this woman would be owed something. Probably fire the teacher and the school would pay out about $20,000 would be my guess. Of course, this would hardly rank as news if the mother wasn't such a ridiculous ignorant racist.

big nasty kcnut
11-13-2010, 09:47 AM
This is a cry for help. Nobody take that long to write such useless bullshit. This poor excuse for a African American need to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.

GloryDayz
11-13-2010, 10:37 AM
I think the teacher needs to F'n slap the mother now too. I'm on the teacher's side, and I support the schools (in most cases) laying the smack onto these kids who think thay can mouth-off and there won't ever be physical punishment. And sitting in a corner isn't going to work - I think after 10-15 years of that BS, we've proven that the safe spot is a mere "delay" spot. And if slapping them isn't OK, at least let them be taken out to the bleachers and run bleachers for a few hours at a time... And finally, if you can't do either of those, then send them home forever! Let the, evidently, unwed Ms. Bowen home-school her little convict. I'll bet she donkey punches his "million dollar face" in the first month of that BS. Hey, the world needs roofers too!

Bob Dole
11-13-2010, 10:40 AM
if one slap scars him for life, then he already has serious issues.

me wonders what happened that it escalated to this incident.. me hardly thinks he's innocent in all of this.

that said, the teacher crossed the line and should be gone.

He probably quoted his racist mother and called the teacher an "audacious white bitch", and declared that as the "sovereign property" (which Bob Dole finds a bit ironic) of a black mother, he can say whatever the hell he wants.

stevieray
11-13-2010, 10:42 AM
and declared that as the "sovereign property" (which Bob Dole finds a bit ironic) .
that part stood out to me too...what a weird way to look at your child.

Bob Dole
11-13-2010, 11:11 AM
that part stood out to me too...what a weird way to look at your child.

Not if you're looking at Curtis Bowen as a source of income.

You know, like if you bought a machine that picked your cotton or something.

Spicy McHaggis
11-13-2010, 11:21 AM
and declared that as the "sovereign property" (which Bob Dole finds a bit ironic) of a black mother.

Coming from this women and taking it in context with what she said, it absolutely drips of irony.

Bob Dole
11-13-2010, 11:26 AM
Bob Dole haas been fiddling with a new music project. We didn't have a name until now...

Look for the Curtis Bowen Band's upcoming release.

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/curtis%20got%20slapped.jpg

Bob Dole
11-13-2010, 11:31 AM
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=566651465

Phobia
11-13-2010, 12:54 PM
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=566651465

Ironic that there's not a single picture of her sovereign property on her fb profile. I have never once seen a mother with more than 10 photos on facebook exclude their children. In fact, most mothers have MOSTLY pictures of their children on their profiles.

LocoChiefsFan
11-13-2010, 01:50 PM
So, let me get this straight, because the she wasn't clear enough in the letter. She and her son are black?? LOL!!

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11-13-2010, 02:24 PM
http://lisahenryjazz.com

So, as you enter into my cyber home, relax, kick up your feet, grab a purple beverage of your choice and enjoy!

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Hammock Parties
11-13-2010, 02:33 PM
I like how her facebook profile photo has her in a jungle setting.

GloryDayz
11-13-2010, 04:26 PM
So, let me get this straight, because the she wasn't clear enough in the letter. She and her son are black?? LOL!!

Check their palms, they might be faking it...

eazyb81
11-13-2010, 04:43 PM
Curtis Bowen of Martin Luther King Elementary in Kansas City is an obese black son of a bitch.

GloryDayz
11-13-2010, 06:01 PM
Curtis Bowen of Martin Luther King Elementary in Kansas City is an obese black son of a bitch.

And his mom is too...

Valiant
11-13-2010, 06:10 PM
Ironic that there's not a single picture of her sovereign property on her fb profile. I have never once seen a mother with more than 10 photos on facebook exclude their children. In fact, most mothers have MOSTLY pictures of their children on their profiles.

You friends with her?? Shows private to me..

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11-13-2010, 06:16 PM
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11-13-2010, 06:17 PM
Post this on her page..

http://www.ernestmorse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/monkey-slap.jpg

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11-13-2010, 06:20 PM
I found a picture of the teacher...

http://rlv.zcache.com/slap_bet_commissioner_tshirt-p235286387092323515tr1k_400.jpg

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11-13-2010, 06:25 PM
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Phobia
11-13-2010, 06:52 PM
You friends with her?? Shows private to me..

No. But she's friends with a councilman in my town who is also friends with me. I guess she allows friends of friends to see her pics.

BigRock
11-13-2010, 07:05 PM
that part stood out to me too...what a weird way to look at your child.

Not that I'd put anything past this woman, but I can't imagine that's how she really feels (that her son is "property"). It seems more like she's obtained legal advice from someone who's expertise is based around watching marathons of Law & Order.

She goes to these lengths to describe her son as a form of property because the crux of this whole thing, her attempt at getting $250,000, is under the guise of seeking restitution for property damage. For reasons known only to them, they must have thought the "property damages" tactic would work better than simply filing a lawsuit against the teacher and the district and seeking damges for pain and suffering and emotional distress and all that.

The problem (one of many) is that she goes to great lengths to establish her son as her intellectual property, right down to using the copyright symbol every time his name is used, but then hands over a bill for damages like Curtis Bowenİ is a car that got dinged up in a parking lot.

GloryDayz
11-13-2010, 07:11 PM
Not that I'd put anything past this woman, but I can't imagine that's how she really feels (that her son is "property"). It seems more like she's obtained legal advice from someone who's expertise is based around watching marathons of Law & Order.

She goes to these lengths to describe her son as a form of property because the crux of this whole thing, her attempt at getting $250,000, is under the guise of seeking restitution for property damage. For reasons known only to them, they must have thought the "property damages" tactic would work better than simply filing a lawsuit against the teacher and the district and seeking damges for pain and suffering and emotional distress and all that.

The problem (one of many) is that she goes to great lengths to establish her son as her intellectual property, right down to using the copyright symbol every time his name is used, but then hands over a bill for damages like Curtis Bowenİ is a car that got dinged up in a parking lot.

I think she's funny, and her kid is going to be the laughing stock of the school for this. And she won't see a dollar. She's a statistic at best...

Dante84
11-13-2010, 07:18 PM
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Spott
11-13-2010, 07:27 PM
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks in a house.
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks with a mouse.
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks with a fox.
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks in a box.
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks here or there.
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks anywhere.
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks with green eggs and ham.
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks with Sam I am and her fat black son a bitch kid.

MahiMike
11-13-2010, 07:31 PM
Only in America.

Phobia
11-13-2010, 09:32 PM
Only in America.

Only in America where we common citizens pay lawyers $300 an hour to drink lunch martinis with our opponent's $300 an hour lawyer so they can figure out how much they can milk out of each side.

DJ's left nut
11-13-2010, 10:53 PM
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks in a house.
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks with a mouse.
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks with a fox.
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks in a box.
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks here or there.
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks anywhere.
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks with green eggs and ham.
Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks with Sam I am and her fat black son a bitch kid.

Is this my favorite post in the history of CP?

Yes.

Chiefaholic
11-13-2010, 10:58 PM
well I used to wake the mornin
befor the rooster crowed
searchin for soda bottles to get myself some dough
brought 'em down to the corner
down to the country store
cash 'em in and give my money to a kid named Curtis Bowenİ
young Curt was a black kid with dark curly hair
when he had a pork chop he did not have a care
he used to own an old dobro used to play across his knee
I'd give old Curt my money he play all day for me

(chours)
play me a song Curtis Bowenİ, Curtis Bowenİ
well I got your eatin' money tune up your dobro
people said he was a pansy them people all were fools
'cause Curtis momma was the dumbest racist to ever play the blues

well he looked to be 13 , maybe he was 10
his momma used to copyright him
but I'd go see him again
I'd tap his shoulders, slap his face tryin to stay in line
well she'd threaten to sue the school if they didn't wine and dine

(chours)
play me a song Curtis Bowenİ, Curtis Bowenİ
well I got your eatin money tune up your dobro
people said he was a pansy but them people all were fools
'cause Curtis momma was the dumbest racist to ever play the blues

ClevelandBronco
11-13-2010, 11:10 PM
I hope he has a gang name, because he's going to need one to hide behind when he googles "Curtis Henry Bowen."

Bugeater
11-13-2010, 11:14 PM
You guys need to learn a little about SEO. As a couple quick quick things, the title of the page (and therefore, the thread) should have the keywords in it. Also, it makes a TON more of a difference if there are links to this thread from OTHER sites with the keywords in the link than it does just spamming keywords all over the thread.
I'm actually more amused by the comments it's pulling up. Like this one:

DJ's left nut
11-13-2010, 11:20 PM
I wish I knew how to screen cap, but we're up to the 5th hit on 'Lisa Henry Bowen'...

GET TO WORK, CP!

P.S. Curtis Henry Bowen is a fat black son of a bitch.

Bob Dole
11-14-2010, 06:40 AM
Holy crap. Bob Dole finally had time to make it to page 31...

http://www.curtisgotslappedbyawhiteteacher.com/img/Curtis%2031%20001.jpg

Poor little, fat Curtis Bowen (the son of a bitch) doesn't stand a chance in hell of growing up to be normal.

Pablo
11-14-2010, 08:51 AM
Holy crap. Bob Dole finally had time to make it to page 31...

http://www.curtisgotslappedbyawhiteteacher.com/img/Curtis%2031%20001.jpg

Poor little, fat Curtis Bowen (the son of a bitch) doesn't stand a chance in hell of growing up to be normal.His mom should join CP and start posting in DC with the rest of the tin foil hat group. She'd fit in wonderfully.

threebag
11-14-2010, 09:37 AM
Nasty ass fat bitch gots issues. Little fat Curtis will feel the sting of this longer than a slap on his lips. I just can't....fucking bitch is cooky.

Bob Dole
11-14-2010, 11:33 AM
His mom should join CP and start posting in DC with the rest of the tin foil hat group. She'd fit in wonderfully.

STOP DIRECTING YOUR H.A.R.R.P. SIGNAL DIRECTLY AT BOB DOLE(c)!!!!

Bob Dole
11-14-2010, 11:36 AM
Oh, and if anyone wants to have fun with a fax (not to be confused with FAX)...

Registrant:
Henry Bowen
P.O. Box 280207
Kansas City, Missouri 64128
United States

Registered through: Domains in Seconds
Domain Name: CURTISGOTSLAPPED.COM
Created on: 28-Oct-10
Expires on: 28-Oct-11
Last Updated on: 28-Oct-10

Administrative Contact:
Bowen, Henry curtisgotslapped9@gmail.com
P.O. Box 280207
Kansas City, Missouri 64128
United States
(816) 929-5073 Fax --

Technical Contact:
Bowen, Henry curtisgotslapped9@gmail.com
P.O. Box 280207
Kansas City, Missouri 64128
United States
(816) 929-5073 Fax

Saul Good
11-14-2010, 11:56 AM
I assume it would depend on the color of the broom handle.

Before or after it came out of his ass?

Rausch
11-14-2010, 12:06 PM
"My wonderful black son was slapped by a (UNDERLINED) white teacher."

Are you fucking kidding me?

Not only does that drip with racism but.........SO FUCKING WHAT?

I had 12 years of catholic schooling. That's 12 years of sadistic, angry, and closet lesbian women beating the $#it outta' me with whatever they could grab while I thanked God I was educated in one of the few schools where the priests chased tail at rural weddings and not the altar boys.

Dante84
11-14-2010, 12:15 PM
Ya know, I am disappoint that no one has photoshopped either Lisa Henry Bowen or Curtis Bowen is a fat black son of a bitch yet.

come onneh.

Bob Dole
11-14-2010, 12:26 PM
So Henry Bowen registered the domain the day after the date on the letter, but the father is listed as Leslie Bowen in the appearance fee schedule, and it's a different P.O. Box number.

Something goofy is going on...

Dante84
11-14-2010, 12:28 PM
So Henry Bowen registered the domain the day after the date on the letter, but the father is listed as Leslie Bowen in the appearance fee schedule, and it's a different P.O. Box number.

Something goofy is going on...

DIG, DAMN YOU, DIG

Bob Dole
11-14-2010, 12:39 PM
DIG, DAMN YOU, DIG

She probably just used her two last names, but the different PO Box is interesting...

Bob Dole
11-14-2010, 12:48 PM
THE WOLF(c) HAS BEEN REPLACED!

http://i54.tinypic.com/25plgrd.jpg

Bwana
11-14-2010, 01:04 PM
THE WOLF(c) HAS BEEN REPLACED!

http://i54.tinypic.com/25plgrd.jpg

LMAO

GloryDayz
11-14-2010, 01:07 PM
THE WOLF(c) HAS BEEN REPLACED!

http://i54.tinypic.com/25plgrd.jpg

F'n awesome... I do approve...

GloryDayz
11-14-2010, 03:28 PM
Five years later, after losing 100 lbs and bleaching his skin, Curtis shows what he learned back in the day...

<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/slap gif/Emobacca/BitchSlapped.gif?o=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://i974.photobucket.com/albums/ae221/Emobacca/BitchSlapped.gif" border="0"></a>

big nasty kcnut
11-16-2010, 05:30 AM
purple beverage man that racist.

EnviroMatt
11-16-2010, 07:37 AM
I emailed her something... legit in order to see if I could get a response. Here it is!


Dear Mrs Henry:

My name is Beck and I am just getting into the Jazz movement here in KC. When can I see you perform? I have heard great things and am local here in Kansas City. I really feel the way you get into the music from your website and I wanna know more, because i LOVE that jazzin' feelin!

Thanks!

Hello Beck,

Thank you for the e-mail. I'll be happy to respond to you at a later time, but I need your assistance, please.

I cannot log onto the something awful site because my password is still not working.

Until I get on, would you mind delivering a message on the board for me, please. Let everyone know that I am looking forward to speaking with them and clarifying the letter that was leaked onto the internet. I am not a racist, and look forward to sharing the entire story with them.

I'm getting real death threats by phone, and people on other blogs have posted my home address. I defend and appreciate free speech, and if your colleagues could see their way clear, please remember that I do have a young child who hasn't done anything, and I don't want him hurt. I would greatly appreciate you asking them to post this message on all the current message boards that have the Curtis Got Slapped thread.

This is not a hoax. This is very real. Please ask the something awful community to help. I don't want my son killed. I will be sending this to others for their assistance as well.

Thank you very much.
Lisa Henry Bowen

ChiTown
11-16-2010, 08:14 AM
Got up a 5am this morning, so I could go through this entire thread. Well worth it........

bluehawkdoc
11-16-2010, 09:03 AM
Hey.....you forgot $600.00 a month at Price Choppers for 9 years!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

I read every page and it was worth EVERY minute of it.

Whenever you think people can't get any dumber something like this rolls around. Priceless!

Judging by her picture, I imagine there is at least $600 of Price Chopper hanging from both of her hips.....I think she is a lawyer though so I don't want any trouble.

tooge
11-16-2010, 09:05 AM
I ain't signin me no affadavis

DJ's left nut
11-16-2010, 10:06 AM
I emailed her something... legit in order to see if I could get a response. Here it is!


Dear Mrs Henry:

My name is Beck and I am just getting into the Jazz movement here in KC. When can I see you perform? I have heard great things and am local here in Kansas City. I really feel the way you get into the music from your website and I wanna know more, because i LOVE that jazzin' feelin!

Thanks!

Hello Beck,

Thank you for the e-mail. I'll be happy to respond to you at a later time, but I need your assistance, please.

I cannot log onto the something awful site because my password is still not working.

Until I get on, would you mind delivering a message on the board for me, please. Let everyone know that I am looking forward to speaking with them and clarifying the letter that was leaked onto the internet. I am not a racist, and look forward to sharing the entire story with them.

I'm getting real death threats by phone, and people on other blogs have posted my home address. I defend and appreciate free speech, and if your colleagues could see their way clear, please remember that I do have a young child who hasn't done anything, and I don't want him hurt. I would greatly appreciate you asking them to post this message on all the current message boards that have the Curtis Got Slapped thread.

This is not a hoax. This is very real. Please ask the something awful community to help. I don't want my son killed. I will be sending this to others for their assistance as well.

Thank you very much.
Lisa Henry Bowen

Lisa Henry Bowenİ,

Next time you don't want your son to be the object of public scorn, don't make him the centerpiece of your campaign to prove that you are the most intolerable **** in the whole of human existence.

Regards,

Someone that isn't an intolerable ****.

DJ's left nut
11-16-2010, 10:08 AM
Oh, and a search for 'Lisa Henry Bowen' now has the CP thread as the 3rd and 4th hit on google, including one that notes "Lisa Henry Bowen eats a bag of dicks with green eggs and ham..."

GloryDayz
11-23-2010, 10:58 PM
So, did Curtis get his a$$ kicked in school yet, or is Lisa doing a good job protecting her "property"?

salame
11-23-2010, 11:06 PM
http://images2.memegenerator.net/Joseph-Ducreux/ImageMacro/843108/Dat-Ass.jpg

GloryDayz
11-24-2010, 08:45 PM
http://images2.memegenerator.net/Joseph-Ducreux/ImageMacro/843108/Dat-Ass.jpg

The cat jif still cracks me up!!

Dante84
01-08-2011, 10:38 AM
Curtis Bowen is a fat black son of a bitch.

in case you forgot.

Wyndex
01-08-2011, 11:39 AM
so did this bitch win anything? I hope not

Extra Point
01-08-2011, 11:49 AM
"Curtis got slapped by a white teacher" remix not yet available on youtube.

crossbow
01-08-2011, 01:09 PM
Just asking but is it legal to use an official copyright symbol like that? Can she be exposed to U.S. copyright abuse laws?

Jerm
01-08-2011, 10:48 PM
I'm shocked Nick Wright hasn't talked about this on his show yet, defending the mother and talking about how tragic and racist this is.

BossChief
01-18-2011, 01:25 PM
I can't believe I missed this the first time through.

How is this not in the hof?