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Hootie
11-23-2010, 03:27 PM
So I had been using my roommates 360 for the last year or so but I finally bartered with a poor college kid on Craigslist Friday and scored a 360 for $75...

So naturally I bought a new Xbox Live account and changed my gamertag to:

Scary Berry 29 (a parity off of my old name Scary Larry 27)

and then of course I had to customize my avatar! Well I was planning on decking him out in some Chiefs gear like my LJ avatar...but they no longer sell Madden shit on the Xbox marketplace...

So I decided to customize my avatar guy to look as close to Eric Berry as possible...I then gave him a super scary looking pose...and then I spent $5 on a Tennessee polo, a Tennessee hat, Tennessee shoes and a Tennessee wristband...

and now my Scary Berry 29 guy is a scary looking black dude decked out in Volunteer gear!

and all I do is play Madden with the Chiefs online and roam around with Eric Berry!

I FEEL LIKE A CRAZY STALKER WHO NEEDS A LIFE!
Hootie
11-23-2010, 03:30 PM
and I'm 5-0 so far with a 20% disconnect rate because I was super drunk Saturday night playing Madden against some dude I was CRUSHING...and APPARENTLY if you jump offsides a significant amount of times you just get booted from the game...because I kept trying to time his snaps with Berry and destroy the QB but after about the 5th time I did it too early the game just booted me in the middle of the 4th quarter...

Fortunately I was up by enough where the other dude quit and didn't count the game but I hate having disconnects on my record!
Buck
11-23-2010, 03:32 PM
BEEN STANDING AROUND HERE SUCKIN' ON MY BIG OL' CHILI-DOG
MOhillbilly
11-23-2010, 03:32 PM
i heard k2 is 5x stronger than berry.
ModSocks
11-23-2010, 04:25 PM
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Word.
DaKCMan AP
11-23-2010, 04:26 PM
cool story brah
Fritz88
11-23-2010, 04:30 PM
You colored him Black?

You fucking racist.
Hog's Gone Fishin
11-23-2010, 04:38 PM
Jesus Christ you need a life! You could al least volunteer at the local animal shelter to jerk off the animals before they're euthanized.
Deberg_1990
11-23-2010, 04:41 PM
I scored a sweet laptop once...
bevischief
11-23-2010, 04:46 PM
4 Loco?
Demonpenz
11-23-2010, 04:48 PM
so lame it wanted to flip to awesome, but got stuck in lame
DBOSHO
11-23-2010, 04:56 PM
No one cares?
Sweet Daddy Hate
11-23-2010, 05:24 PM
In other news, I took both a piss AND a dump today!