KC loses all of the 11-5 WC tiebreakers against Pitt, Balt, NE, Jets and Mia

[cdcox]

So if we lose to SD and win the rest of our games, we would finish 11-5. I don't think there is a single case where KC would win an 11-5 a tiebreaker against any of the five teams still mathematically alive for an 11-5 finish (New York Jets, New England, Baltimore, or Pittsburgh). That means we would need two of those teams to drop to 10-6. Miami seems like the best candidate for one team, since they only need one loss to drop to 10-6. The best hope for the other team seems to be Baltimore.

Baltimore's remaining games (we would need 3 losses by them):
Pittsburgh
@Houston
New Orleans
@Cleveland
Cincinatti

There could be 3 losses there. Everyone focus all of your energy on a Baltimore collapse.

[Shogun]

We can most definitely beat any one of those teams.

[Hoover]

what about our tie-breaker with the 11-5 chargers, that is the only one that matters.

[teedubya]

Should of beaten Houston, Oakland or Colts... we could have easily won 2/3 of those.

[baitism]

I think if we actually get to 11-5 we will get in.

[Daru]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

[cdcox]

what about our tie-breaker with the 11-5 chargers, that is the only one that matters.

We lose.

[Buck]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Hootie]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

This.

[WebGem]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

You are a king.

[teedubya]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

Awesome. Welcome to Chiefsplanet.

I, too, think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

[BigMeatballDave]

Its possible the Ravens could lose every game.

Highly unlikely, though.

[Shogun]

King Daru

[cdcox]

Epic high jack, FTMFW! :thumb:

[cdcox]

Oh, and going into today we still had scenarios in which we could have obtained the first overall pick.

[teedubya]

We have our first Chiefs fan from India, I think!! Epic.

[BigMeatballDave]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!Cool. Welcome. Ever watch Outsourced? :)

[Reaper16]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!
You communicate in the English language better that approximately half of the posters on this message board.

Glad to have you with us.

[Nightfyre]

Mr. Cdcox, you beat me to the punch I wrote about in the other thread :(

KC has a 4-4 conference record. Fucked.

[WebGem]

This guy from India who doesn't understand English too well is gonna wonder what the fuck is going on when the 11-5 Chiefs don't have anymore games to play. Poor guy.

[tk13]

That would be pretty tough to get left out of the playoffs at 11-5. Odds would have to be against that... it's so rare.

Then I remembered that the Pats did that a couple years ago when Cassel was the QB.

[Gonzo]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

Hey! I think I talked to this guy yesterday either when I called the Dell help-line or when I ordered a new dildo for Lumpy.
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[WebGem]

That would be pretty tough to get left out of the playoffs at 11-5. Odds would have to be against that... it's so rare.

Then I remembered that the Pats did that a couple years ago when Cassel was the QB.

You're right...the odds are against it. The odds are against it because KC and SD probably won't both go 11-5. All those other teams will probably go 11-5. If KC and SD go 11-5 too, it's just rare for so many teams to do it.

[Nightfyre]

You're right...the odds are against it. The odds are against it because KC and SD probably won't both go 11-5. All those other teams will probably go 11-5. If KC and SD go 11-5 too, it's just rare for so many teams to do it.

SD has a cakewalk of a schedule. The teams in the north and east would have to fall apart (IE go 3-2 or 2-3 respectively) to meet 11-5. KC is the lowest probability 11-5 IMO.

[Jewish Rabbi]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

If anyone seriously thinks this isn't a mult, may God bless your retarded soul.

[Bugeater]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!
Now I know who writes all those goddamn scam emails I get all the time.

[BigMeatballDave]

Mr. Cdcox, you beat me to the punch I wrote about in the other thread :(

KC has a 4-4 conference record. Fucked.All they have to do is win out. :)

[BigMeatballDave]

If anyone seriously thinks this isn't a mult, may God bless your retarded soul.Maybe Daface can check his IP.

[cdirty]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

this is so awesome and i hope its real.

edit:sorry for being the 5000th person to quote it in the thread.

[SPchief]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

Gold Jerry, GOLD

[Reaper16]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!
Saccopoo mult?

[The Bad Guy]

Is Daru Redthat's Mult?

[Hootie]

I'd like to know what he typed in to get 'revolving door'...

[The Bad Guy]

I'd like to know what he typed in to get 'revolving door'...

Jordan Black.

[Silock]

If anyone seriously thinks this isn't a mult, may God bless your retarded soul.

FOR SRS

[Ebolapox]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

is this another of chiefspants' buddies?!?

ROFL

[ChiefsCountry]

I'd like to know what he typed in to get 'revolving door'...

परिक्रामी दरवाजा

[-King-]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

ROFL Oh my fucking God. I am literally in fucking tears. OMFG ROFLROFLROFL The bolded parts just killed me.

I dont think I've ever laughed so hard to another CP post.

[Ebolapox]

ROFL Oh my fucking God. I am literally in fucking tears. OMFG ROFLROFLROFL The bolded parts just killed me.

I dont think I've ever laughed so hard to another CP post.

hi, ah, my name uh borat.

[-King-]

The sad thing is, that post is more grammatically correct than most of ROR's posts.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

ROFL Oh my ****ing God. I am literally in ****ing tears. OMFG ROFLROFLROFL The bolded parts just killed me.

I dont think I've ever laughed so hard to another CP post.

ROFL

[CoMoChief]

Fuck San Diego well beat them at their house too.......after the Denver asskicking.

[HoneyBadger]

I'd like to know what he typed in to get 'revolving door'...

Paris Hilton's vagina

[BigRedChief]

ohhhh welllll most would have been happy with an 8-8 year. You knew that Oakland loss would bite us in the ass.

But does this include SD? If we lose to SD and win the rest of our games and SD wins out, we are both 11-5. Who's got the AFC West division tie breaker?

[Gadzooks]

ohhhh welllll most would have been happy with an 8-8 year. You knew that Oakland loss would bite us in the ass.

But does this include SD? If we lose to SD and win the rest of our games and SD wins out, we are both 11-5. Who's got the AFC West division tie breaker?

It wont come to that. May as well start reding Draft Planet at this point. BTW - I was right aboot Clausen.

[-King-]

ohhhh welllll most would have been happy with an 8-8 year. You knew that Oakland loss would bite us in the ass.

But does this include SD? If we lose to SD and win the rest of our games and SD wins out, we are both 11-5. Who's got the AFC West division tie breaker?

SD.

[Thig Lyfe]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

This is the best goddamn post in ChiefsPlanet history.

[BigRedChief]

SD.Finish 11-5 and out of the playoffs would be very disappointing.:mad:

[DaFace's Anus]

Apparently master worships Mexican food. I've been leaking all night long!!!

[Oh Snap]

Lets be honest here, if you win that many games, you should automatically qualify for the playoffs.

The rules need to change.

[-King-]

Finish 11-5 and out of the playoffs would be very disappointing.:mad:

Disappointing isn't the word. I'd be fucking heart broken.
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[Thig Lyfe]

Finish 11-5 and out of the playoffs would be very disappointing.:mad:

Especially if a sub-.500 team from the NFC West does get to go to the playoffs. Jesus Christers would that be annoying.

[J Diddy]

Personally not a big fan of the "wildcard" scenario. If we are a team that will compete for a championship then we need to have the mettle to win the division. If we are not that team then we don't need to be in the championship tourney, just imo.

[cdcox]

ROFL Oh my ****ing God. I am literally in ****ing tears. OMFG ROFLROFLROFL The bolded parts just killed me.

I dont think I've ever laughed so hard to another CP post.

n00bs need to read some history.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=124208

[TEX]

I think if we actually get to 11-5 we will get in.

Yep. The odds are against every team who can do it, actually doing it - More so than they are against one team doing it, that actually can.

[Reaper16]

n00bs need to read some history.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=124208
StcChief's post in that thread reminds me of how nice it's been not having him around much this year.

[Rausch]

Everyone focus all of your energy on a Baltimore collapse.

Not gonna' happen.

I don't see how some combination of Pitt, Bmore, NE isn't in the AFCC game...

[Chiefnj2]

The wildcard is going to go to the division losers of NE/NYJ and Pitt/Balt.

If KC wants to make the postseason they have to win the west.

[PhillyChiefFan]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

Post of the year! Welcome Daru!

[Rausch]

Is Daru Redthat's Mult?

It's that time of year...

[Chiefspants]

is this another of chiefspants' buddies?!?

ROFL


Sorry, I cannot claim this one.

[Chiefnj2]

प्रमुखों ग्रह में आपका स्वागत है. यह सुंदर को भारत से एक प्रमुख प्रशंसक देखना अच्छा है.

[Bane]

Who gives a ****! To hell with the tie breakers.Like Haley and company are sitting around worrying about the goddamn tie breakers right now.JFC.:shake::rolleyes:

[beach tribe]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

Great post!! Please post more. Your takes are spot on, and Very entertaining.

[ILChief]

Guess we better win the division then

[RealSNR]

A Buffalo win over Pittsburgh yesterday would have been REALLY nice. :grr:

Then again, so would a loss by the Chargers. That pisses me off even more.

Fuck Peyton

[-King-]

A Buffalo win over Pittsburgh yesterday would have been REALLY nice. :grr:

Then again, so would a loss by the Chargers. That pisses me off even more.

Fuck Peyton

Yep. Stevie Johnson fucked us over today. He dropped the game winning touchdown against the steelers.

It sucks that all of our losses have come from within the conference. Oh well, win at SD and win any other two games and we're in there.
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[Chiefs Pantalones]

I guess we're just gonna have to win the division. Good. I wouldn't want it any other way than to go to SD and take it.

[Coogs]

Who gives a ****! To hell with the tie breakers.Like Haley and company are sitting around worrying about the goddamn tie breakers right now.JFC.:shake::rolleyes:

Even though the weeks entire focus should be on the Bronco's, there would be something seriously wrong if someone up at Arrowhead is not keeping an eye on scenarios just like this one.

All 5 games remaining are huge. We can only take care of 1 at a time. The one at San Diego looms very large.

And this is a lot more fun than the past few seasons where we were looking at the schedule and trying to figure out how we could lose out for chances to draft guys like Berry.

[Chiefnj2]

Even though the weeks entire focus should be on the Bronco's, there would be something seriously wrong if someone up at Arrowhead is not keeping an eye on scenarios just like this one.



Why bother keeping an eye on it? Win and nothing else matters. Nothing else you can do about it.

[Coogs]

Why bother keeping an eye on it? Win and nothing else matters. Nothing else you can do about it.

And that is why someone should have an eye on the situation. Win and nothing else matters. Lose, and we could be screwed. Even though we are leading the West, we are basically already in a playoff situation. The East and North standings have made that so.

Know the big picture. Focus on the week at hand.

[bobbything]

(1) We go 5-0, we win the West.

(2) We can go 3-2, or 4-1, down the stretch and still win the West; so long as one of those wins is against San Diego.

(3) If we go 4-1, and that loss is to SD, we'll need them to drop one more somewhere.

(4) If they don't lose one more down the stretch, we'll need some other AFC teams to fail.

I think #3 is the most likely scenario.

[donkhater]

(1) We go 5-0, we win the West.

(2) We can go 3-2, or 4-1, down the stretch and still win the West; so long as one of those wins is against San Diego.

(3) If we go 4-1, and that loss is to SD, we'll need them to drop one more somewhere.

(4) If they don't lose one more down the stretch, we'll need some other AFC teams to fail.

I think #3 is the most likely scenario.

That is a succicnt summary.

Unfortunately, I don't see where SD loses again, IMO.

Oak
KC
SF
@Cin
@Den

Who are they going to lose to? 11-5 is a real possibility for them.

I think in order for KC to make the playoffs they have to win in SD. They lose that game and the tie-breakers w/ SD and the rest of the conference are decidedly against them.

So...

Feel confident about beating SD in San Diego? I'm not. This board needs to steel itself against the very real possiblity that an 11-5 record doesn't cut it.

[Lord Bestyle]

The heck with this wild-card crap. If this team can't go into SD and knock off the defending division champs, they aren't going to go on the road to Pitt or NE and win a playoff game either. Hell, as a wildcard they might end up right back in SD for a playoff game. Then we're looking at a January 2007-style "you backed in the playoffs and Indy showed why you weren't really a playoff team" beat down.

Win out, go beat SD in their house, and prove you belong.

[ClevelandBronco]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

In honor of this guy, I'm translating anything I post today through Google into Hindi and back into English.

I mean, इस आदमी के सम्मान में, मैं कुछ भी अनुवाद कर रहा हूँ मैं हिंदी में गूगल के माध्यम से आज और बाद वापस अंग्रेजी में.

In honor of this man, I'm also translated into Hindi and then back into English through Google today.

[Chiefnj2]

That is a succicnt summary.

Unfortunately, I don't see where SD loses again, IMO.

Oak
KC
SF
@Cin
@Den

Who are they going to lose to? 11-5 is a real possibility for them.

I think in order for KC to make the playoffs they have to win in SD. They lose that game and the tie-breakers w/ SD and the rest of the conference are decidedly against them.

So...

Feel confident about beating SD in San Diego? I'm not. This board needs to steel itself against the very real possiblity that an 11-5 record doesn't cut it.

Too bad Cincy is too cheap to fire Lewis. If they had an interim head coach, it could be a tougher game as everyone would be fighting for their future.

[Mr. Laz]

Chiefs KC loses all of the 11-5 WC tiebreakers against Pitt, Balt, NE, Jets and Mia (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=7208751#post7208751)
thanks

http://kelevra23.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/debbie-downer.jpg

[donkhater]

The heck with this wild-card crap. If this team can't go into SD and knock off the defending division champs, they aren't going to go on the road to Pitt or NE and win a playoff game either. Hell, as a wildcard they might end up right back in SD for a playoff game. Then we're looking at a January 2007-style "you backed in the playoffs and Indy showed why you weren't really a playoff team" beat down.

Win out, go beat SD in their house, and prove you belong.

That's not true at all. SD was losing early primarily becuase of health/special teams issues. They're getting everyone healthier and haven't had an issue with ST for a few games now.

Pitt and NE have shown to be vulnerable at times this year. If KC loses to SD in SD, that doesn't mean they don't belong among the top 6 teams in the conference.

[ModSocks]

Why do we lose the tie breakers to SD?

[Bugeater]

Why do we lose the tie breakers to SD?
They have more division wins and conference wins.

[Discuss Thrower]

Why do we lose the tie breakers to SD?


4 conference losses.

[bobbything]

Who are they going to lose to? 11-5 is a real possibility for them.
My only argument stems from the fact that nobody has gone 9-0 this year. And that's what San Diego would have to do in order to finish 11-5.

I just think that at some point, over the course of those 9 games, they'll have an off day against a team that's having a good day (see: Chiefs vs. Broncos).

It's based off nothing more than a hunch.

[philfree]

Seems to me a lot of people have already crowned the Chargers. That's going to make it even sweeter when win the west.


PhilFree:arrow:

[DBOSHO]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

I would the whole thing.

[nychief]

why are we conceding a win to SD? This is Norv Turner we are talking about....

[crispystl]

I guess we're just gonna have to win the division. Good. I wouldn't want it any other way than to go to SD and take it.

That's the fucking spirit. That shit get's me pumped.

[MMXcalibur]

Christ, I don't think there will be a sweeter win all season than taking out San Diego at Qualcomm and flushing their "come from behind" division title winning trend down the shitter.

...I'm not sure the media would know what to write after that.

[bobbything]

I'm not sure the media would know what to write after that.
You'd have to put Boomer Esiason on suicide watch.

[Ming the Merciless]

There could be 3 losses there. Everyone focus all of your energy on a Baltimore collapse.

Praying

[Pablo]

I am so proud of this team. permitted me explain that I am an immense fan of Chiefs. I was born in KC but raised in Surat, India! I finally obtained to go back to the states and now looking at the Chiefs! My name is Daru.

Excuse my English as I have to utilize translation of Google to type what I should I say.

I worshipped Cassel today his shots were crisp and even although he only worships Bowe that seem great. I think generally that Cassel is a large failure but today good.

I laughed at the beginning when the play of no Brandon Albert, I guess that the coach thought that he perhaps be a revolving door. Bowe belongs in the Pro Bowl. Its so great one to see us we dominate on the road. The seahwaks seemed lost there! It was really impressive to see the really large man Shaun Smith touched in land. The fat type that plays generally defense! I was happy to see him score so large, Charles is quickly is what Jones wants to be. I want the kneels downward to the end but desires that we would be able to have bordered one more!

I worship the Chiefs and I touched to form part of the community!

I nearly died from a coughing fit reading this. This is the kind of mult I can get behind. And if this isn't a mult; then this is easily the best thing I've ever read on this board.

[KcMizzou]

I nearly died from a coughing fit reading this. This is the kind of mult I can get behind. And if this isn't a mult; then this is easily the best thing I've ever read on this board.We used to have a Chiefs fan from... Singapore, maybe?

I think his name was like Digital_Takawira or something. His english was pretty decent. I always wondered how he became an american football fan, let alone a Chiefs fan. I liked that guy... wonder what became of him.

[KChiefs1]

http://www.ranyontheroyals.com/


Kansas City Chiefs' Playoff Odds, Week 12 (http://www.ranyontheroyals.com/2010/11/kansas-city-chiefs-playoff-odds-week-12.html)




The Chiefs?


Yes, the Chiefs. If you’re not a Chiefs fan, you’ll probably want to skip this post.


What the hell do you know about the Chiefs?


Relative to what I know about the Royals, not much. I’m a fan of football; I’m a student of baseball. I could probably name all 40 members of the Royals’ 40-man roster; I doubt I could name 40 members of the Chiefs’ 53-man roster.


But I am a Chiefs fan, and have been since I became a football fan in the late 80s, which not coincidentally happened to be the first time in my lifetime that the Chiefs were a competitive squad. I have watched essentially every meaningful game in the last 20 years, and since moving to Chicago and signing up for DirecTV in 2003, I’ve watched somewhere around 80-90% of all their regular-season games.


I never played football, and I lack the ability to watch the game the way someone who has played the game can – I can’t identify any but the most obvious defensive formations, and I couldn’t tell you what, say, the free safety’s exact responsibilities are on a specific play. (Speaking of which, if anyone out there knows a good football primer out there, that might teach a devoted fan how to watch football in a more intelligent fashion, don’t be afraid to mention it in the comments.) But I’m competent enough in my fandom that I can usually identify penalties as they happen.


Have you ever written about the Chiefs before?


On just a few occasions. Most notably, I wrote a pair of Chiefs season previews for Deadspin back in 2006 and 2007. (This was back in the early, more innocent days for Deadspin, when Will Leitch made people like Carl Monday and phrases like “You’re With Me Leather” famous to a small but rabid audience. I barely recognize, and have long since stopped patronizing, the Deadspin that exists today.)


In 2006, I summarized the torture that Chiefs fans had endured over the previous fifteen years; in 2007, I flipped the coin over and recounted, in my typically overdone fashion, the Week 17 miracle that sent a 9-7 Chiefs team into the playoffs on the previous New Year’s Eve. You can read those pieces here (http://deadspin.com/198342/nfl-season-preview-kansas-city-chiefs) and here (http://deadspin.com/284325/nfl-season-preview-kansas-city-chiefs).


Other than that, I’ve saved most of my Chiefs comments for Twitter, where I spend Sunday afternoons complaining about the team when they’re doing something wrong, and rarely giving credit when they’re doing something right. Like I said: I’m a fan.


Why do you want to write about the Chiefs now?


While I have very little to say about the Chiefs themselves, I have a lot to say about figuring out their odds of making the postseason. Given that the NFL season is only 16 games and a complex set of tiebreaker rules are used to differentiate between identical records, sorting through all the playoff permutations for an NFL team is about as complicated and tedious as solving one of the “Logic Games” problems on the LSAT.


Unlike most people, I find Logic Games sort of fun. I’m weird like that. Figuring out all the different ways the Chiefs can make the playoffs is even more fun.


Several years ago, back when the Chiefs were a competitive team and went into December with a legitimate shot at the playoffs, I would write weekly reports about the Chiefs’ playoff hopes and email them to people I knew in the Kansas City media – people I knew or people whose email addresses I had managed to find. We’re talking about maybe seven people. Needless to say, I didn’t get much feedback.


But I enjoyed it nonetheless, particularly in 2007, when the Chiefs needed four different games to break their way on the final day of the season and every one of them did.


Now, for the first time in four years, the Chiefs are competitive again, only this time I have a blog, and I can share my thoughts with all of you. Or at least those of you who care about my thoughts on the Chiefs. We’re talking about maybe seven people.


If you’re one of those seven, enjoy.


Alright, we get it. So what are the odds that the Chiefs make the playoffs?


There are two ways to make the postseason: by winning your division, or by securing a wild-card spot. When I’ve done this breakdown in years past, the Chiefs were in the running for both possibilities, which made the math difficult. This year, it’s actually pretty easy: win the division or go home.


Winning the division is a lot harder than it might look from a cursory glance at the standings. After winning convincingly in Seattle, the Chiefs are 7-4, with a one-game lead in the standings and just five games to go. In the main, any team with an outright lead in the standings with five games to go should be favored to hold on.


In this case, it’s not, and if I’m an oddsmaker, I’d probably list the Chiefs as an underdog to win the division. That’s because the Chiefs are almost certain to lose any tiebreaker to the Raiders or Chargers. The reason for this is that while the first tiebreaker the NFL uses to settle a tie for the division crown is head-to-head record, the second tiebreaker is overall division record.


How can you calculate the head-to-head tiebreaker when the Chiefs have only played each team once yet?


Well, the Chiefs have already lost to the Raiders once; if they lose the season finale to the Raiders, they’ll automatically lose the tiebreaker as well. But even if they beat Oakland, they’re almost certain to lose the second tiebreaker, because the Chiefs have already lost two AFC West games, in Oakland and in Denver.


The Raiders are currently undefeated in divisional games. Assuming the Chiefs beat Oakland when they rematch in KC to end the season, the Raiders would still have a better divisional record than the Chiefs unless they lose to San Diego next week (as they probably will).


Realistically, though, as long as the Chiefs beat Oakland in the season finale, it’s very unlikely that the Raiders will somehow squeak past the Chiefs into first place. The Raiders have six losses already; a loss to the Chiefs would leave them at 9-7 even if they run the table. A win against Oakland would give the Chiefs at least 8 wins; all they would need to do is win two of their other four games to clinch a 10-6 record.


Which is a long-winded way of saying that despite the fact that the Chiefs will probably lose a tiebreaker to Oakland, as long as the Chiefs take care of business, the Raiders are unlikely to be a threat to them.


What about the Chargers?


Thanks to the Colts crapping the bed tonight, the Chargers are a completely different story. The Chargers are only one game back, and of course they still have a home game left against the Chiefs.


If the Chargers win that game, not only do they make up the difference in the standings, they would take the lead in tiebreakers. The teams would finish even head-to-head, but a loss to the Chargers would mean that the best record the Chiefs could finish with in-division is 3-3.


The Chargers would have two wins in the division, meaning they’d only need to beat either Oakland or Denver to win the tiebreaker. That’s because, even if the Chiefs and Chargers both finish with the same in-divison record, the Chargers will almost certainly win the third tiebreaker, which is a team’s record in common games.


The Chiefs and Chargers share 14 of the 16 games on their schedule; the only two games which are not shared are Buffalo and Cleveland (for the Chiefs) and New England and Cincinnati (for the Chargers). The Chiefs were 2-0 in non-common games; the Chargers lost to New England already and haven’t played the Bengals yet. If both teams finish, say, 10-6 overall, then the Chiefs would be 8-6 in common games; the Chargers would be at least 9-5, and would win the division.


The implications of all this:


1) There’s no way to over-state the importance of the Chiefs-Chargers game in San Diego in two weeks. For the Chargers, it’s really a must-win game – if they lose that game, they’ll be two games back and lose a tiebreaker. If the Chiefs win that game, they are guaranteed to finish ahead of San Diego in the standings if they finish 10-6. If the Chiefs beat San Diego, not only are they guaranteed to win the division if they finish 11-5, but their guaranteed to win the division if they finish 10-6 unless Oakland wins their last five games.


If the Chiefs lose to San Diego, they lose control of their destiny. If they lose to the Chargers, then even if the Chiefs win their other four games, they have to hope San Diego loses somewhere else along the way.


In short: the Chiefs are more likely to win the division with a 10-6 record and a victory in San Diego, than with an 11-5 record and a loss in San Diego.


2) Chiefs fans should absolutely, positively be rooting for Oakland next week when the Raiders and Chargers play. A Raiders win does open up the possibility that Oakland could win the division with a 10-6 record. However, their path to a 10-6 record runs through Kansas City in Week 17.


Put it this way: if Oakland beats San Diego next week, then even if the Chiefs lose to San Diego the following week, the Chiefs control their own destiny: beat Denver next week, and finish with wins against Tennessee, St. Louis, and Oakland, and the Chiefs are guaranteed to win the division.


3) If the Chiefs do lose to the Chargers, there’s a very good chance that they’ll need help from an outside source – namely, the Broncos. Denver plays both Oakland in Week 15, and more importantly, they host the Chargers in the season finale.


Here’s a likely scenario for you: San Diego beats Oakland next week, while the Chiefs get their revenge on the Broncos, and the Chargers beat Kansas City in two weeks. Chiefs and Chargers both win in Weeks 15 and 16.


Going into the final game of the season, the Chiefs would need to beat Oakland to advance – and they would need Denver to beat the Chargers.


You should have shaken his hand, Todd. When the Broncos come to Arrowhead next week, make sure to tell Josh he’s your BFF.


Okay, so what about the Chiefs’ wild-card odds?


The answer to that is pretty easy, if unfortunate: there aren’t any. Almost.


Thanks to the Buffalo Bills’ continuing quest to be the best 2-14 team in NFL history, this time coughing up a win when Stevie Johnson got a sudden case of the Bowes*, the Steelers escaped with a win on Sunday. (Not that Chiefs fans should complain about the Bills’ ability to blow winnable games this year.) That means there are two AFC North teams (Pittsburgh and Baltimore) that are 8-3, and two AFC East teams (New England and New York Jets) that are 9-2.


*The Bowes: When an elite wide receiver drops a routine throw that would have iced a victory for his team.


There are only two wild-card teams in the conference, so for the Chiefs to qualify as a wild-card team they would have to surpass one of those four teams in the coming weeks.


That isn’t unlikely. What’s unlikely is that the Chiefs would surpass one of those four teams without winning the division. I mean, if the Chiefs win their remaining five games and finish 12-4, they’ll probably finish ahead of one of those teams – but it won’t matter, because they’ll be the AFC West champs.


If the Chiefs finish 11-5, they’re the AFC West champs unless their one loss is to the Chargers, and the Chargers go undefeated the rest of the way.


If the Chiefs finish 10-6, they would need either the Ravens or Steelers to go 2-3 the rest of the way, or they would need the Jets or Patriots to totally collapse and finish 1-4.


The most likely scenario for the Chiefs to win a wild-card spot, then, is if they finish 11-5 but lose the division title to the Chargers. In that case, then if either Baltimore or Pittsburgh lose two games the rest of the way, they would finish in a tie for the final wild-card spot.


Unfortunately, once again, the tiebreakers don’t fall the Chiefs way. When teams from different divisions finish tied for a wild-card spot, the first tiebreaker is head-to-head record. Since the Chiefs don’t play any of these teams this year, the second tiebreaker is conference record.


All four of the Chiefs’ losses have been to AFC teams, and if they lose to San Diego they can finish no better than 7-5 against the AFC. Both the Ravens and Steelers have lost a game to an NFC team, meaning if they finish 11-5, their conference record would be no worse than 8-4, and they would advance.


So if they don’t win the division, the Chiefs best – maybe only – shot at a wild-card spot is to finish 11-5, and hope that either the Steelers or Ravens lose three of their last five games. That’s not an impossibility; the Steelers play in Baltimore next week, so one of these teams is going to lose. The Steelers host the Jets later in the year, the Ravens host the Saints, and both teams have to travel to Cleveland to play a surprisingly feisty Browns squad.


Stranger things have happened. Like, say, on New Year’s Eve, 2006.


Are you really planning to write one of these up every week the rest of the season?


So long as the Chiefs keep up their end of the bargain, I’ll try to keep up mine. So give it about two weeks.

[acesn8s]

Hey! I think I talked to this guy yesterday either when I called the Dell help-line or when I ordered a new dildo for Lumpy.
Posted via Mobile DeviceWas his name Peggy?

[ModSocks]

http://www.ranyontheroyals.com/

Nice breakdown.

Basically if we lose to the Chargers, we're fucked.

[Old Dog]

This is the kind of mult I can get behind.

In that part of the world that's quite common. NTTAWWT

[OnTheWarpath15]

Nice breakdown.

Basically if we lose to the Chargers, we're fucked.

Rany wrote 2,343 words to say the same thing you said in 9.

LMAO

[OnTheWarpath15]

I nearly died from a coughing fit reading this. This is the kind of mult I can get behind. And if this isn't a mult; then this is easily the best thing I've ever read on this board.

It's a mult.