This is gay but... Kendra gives insight on Football

[NewChief]

My wife is passed out on the couch, and I'm sitting here with the channel on E! because she has the remote clutched in her clammy hands.

Anyway, it's on Kendra!, and it's actually pretty interesting because she's married to Hank Baskett, a receiver for the Vikings. Watching her watch him play ball on the TV totally takes me back to watching Trent where every single play seems like it's the hugest deal in the world and every play seems like it could be the end all and be all.

Anyway, it was interesting. Makes me happy that Trent doesn't play anymore. I don't need that added stress and intensity in my life in the Fall.

[Awesome Aric]

You're watching Kenda?


Oh...

[ArrowheadHawk]

My wife watches that. I thought it was hilarious that she would cry when her husband dropped a pass.

[NewChief]

You're watching Kenda?


Oh...

Did you miss the preface there AA?

[NewChief]

My wife watches that. I thought it was hilarious that she would cry when her husband dropped a pass.

It is funny... but it's also real. That's pretty much what every Sunday was like at my house when Trent played. My wife and I would be in huge ****ing fights as I tried to offer some perspective on what was going on while she interpreted every bad play to be the end of the world. Like I said... I don't miss it because I spent most of the game saying, "We can still win this. That interception isn't going to cost us the game/season/career." etc... Hystrionics at their finest. What I wanted to do was watch the fucking game, but instead I was running emotional/psychological damage control the entire time.

[Dante84]

:D :D :D :D

For realsies!

[zonachief]

My wife is passed out on the couch, and I'm sitting here with the channel on E! because she has the remote clutched in her clammy hands.

Anyway, it's on Kendra!, and it's actually pretty interesting because she's married to Hank Baskett, a receiver for the Vikings. Watching her watch him play ball on the TV totally takes me back to watching Trent where every single play seems like it's the hugest deal in the world and every play seems like it could be the end all and be all.

Anyway, it was interesting. Makes me happy that Trent doesn't play anymore. I don't need that added stress and intensity in my life in the Fall.

You didnt like Trent?...wow

[NewChief]

You didnt like Trent?...wow

ROFL

[zonachief]

ROFL

esplain please...im so confused???

[KCrockaholic]

I'll admit I watch it because of Hank Baskett.

[Demonpenz]

seems silly, but it's not. Glad NewPhin, Trent, and family made it through.

[NewChief]

esplain please...im so confused???

I married his sister.

[Demonpenz]

esplain please...im so confused???

NewPhins wife used to date Huard, so he was worried if Trent was pulled that his wife would ditch him and make Huard babies.

[zonachief]

gotcha...my humble apologies.

[NewChief]

seems silly, but it's not. Glad NewPhin, Trent, and family made it through.

Me, too, bro. Shit's rough out here for a Z-list bulletin board celebrity. Just ask McCloud.

[NewChief]

NewPhins wife used to date Huard, so he was worried if Trent was pulled that his wife would ditch him and make Huard babies.

Exactly.

[milkman]

NewPhins wife used to date Huard, so he was worried if Trent was pulled that his wife would ditch him and make Huard babies.

I was just going to say that he had a mancrush on Trent and wanted to have his babies, even though that is biologically impossible.

[Thig Lyfe]

I married his sister.

I always knew you were a huge Trent Green fan, but somehow I had never clued in to this particular detail.

Everything makes so much more sense now.

[NewChief]

gotcha...my humble apologies.

No worries at all. It used to be a "secret," but I'm pretty open about it now that he no longer plays.

[Demonpenz]

Everyone loves Trent, exept Wutamess.

[NewChief]

Everyone loves Trent, exept Wutamess.

And Otter. That motherfucker once hoped that Trent would get run over by a bus. I think he eventually came around... but he fucking hated Trent for a long time.

[zonachief]

Trent was and STILL is awesome. Love seeing him on NFLN

[Demonpenz]

I like Carl Edwards in nascar, because he is like the Shasta Trent green

[NewChief]

Trent was and STILL is awesome. Love seeing him on NFLN

Yeah, he's got a great grasp of the game and is a smooth dude. Really great guy in real life as well.

[Thig Lyfe]

NewPhin should totally get Trent to do a CP Q&A session.

[kysirsoze]

LOL at the preface explaining why you were watching Kendra.

It's OK dude, this is a safe place. :thumb:

[booger]

you mean to tell me your wife is passed out on the couch and you didn't molest her or stick carrots in her nose or something?

[kysirsoze]

NewPhin should totally get Trent to do a CP Q&A session.

THISSSS

[NewChief]

NewPhin should totally get Trent to do a CP Q&A session.

Back when he played, I always thought about getting him to do that and do a live chat type thing. He thinks I'm a total weirdo for my whole online thing (in a good way). There was a lot of, "Don't post that online, please" back when he played and we'd be talking about stuff.

[Demonpenz]

NewPhin should totally get Trent to do a CP Q&A session.

1:) aTm your opinion?
2:) Why did you win a superbowl for us
3:) where you ever like, hey guys thanks for standing up to gathers?
4:) What would you have done with a True #1 Reciever?
5:) Do you ever think about hurting Brenda Warner?

[Demonpenz]

Trent actually talks openly about things that I didn't think he would when he does his spot on 810.

[kysirsoze]

5:) Do you ever think about hurting Brenda Warner?

LMAO

[NewChief]

1:) aTm your opinion?
2:) Why did you win a superbowl for us
3:) where you ever like, hey guys thanks for standing up to gathers?
4:) What would you have done with a True #1 Reciever?
5:) Do you ever think about hurting Brenda Warner?

ROFL.

Al Saunders: Genious or Genius?

[RealSNR]

NewPhin should totally get Trent to do a CP Q&A session.The real question is why wasn't this done sooner.

Did BigRedChief keep his insider information all to himself? No he did not.

It's time you earned your keep around here, NewPhin

[Rain Man]

NewPhin should totally get Trent to do a CP Q&A session.

That'd be, like, the most awesome thing ever. Ask him, and tell him that he's revered here and so we would only ask him softball questions like, "If Willie Roaf and Will Shields got into a fight, how much of the planet would be destroyed?"

[RealSNR]

When NewPhin married your sister, how often did you kick his ass?

[NewChief]

The real question is why wasn't this done sooner.

Did BigRedChief keep his insider information all to himself? No he did not.

It's time you earned your keep around here, NewPhin

You mean you weren't on the Trent Green Insider forum here? Sorry, bro. I thought your account was allowed there.

[Demonpenz]

If willie roaf and will shields got into a fight how hard would joe horn fuck willie roafs wife.

[NewChief]

When NewPhin married your sister, how often did you kick his ass?

If only you knew...

[milkman]

Can you ask him if he'll send us all autographed photos like Okoye?

[zonachief]

That'd be, like, the most awesome thing ever. Ask him, and tell him that he's revered here and so we would only ask him softball questions like, "If Willie Roaf and Will Shields got into a fight, how much of the planet would be destroyed?"

Me: If Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris got into a fight, who would win?
Trent: Everyone

[RealSNR]

You mean you weren't on the Trent Green Insider forum here? Sorry, bro. I thought your account was allowed there.I still don't know where the link to the Streaming Test Forum is. DaFace had to give me a URL and I had to bookmark it.

It must be a conspiracy. I've got the post cred, but I can't get no respect

[NewChief]

Okay. The wife is annoyed because I'm talking shit about her brother on "that message board" again. I think she wants me to stick a carrot up her nose as well or something... so I'm going to bed.

[Thig Lyfe]

How many fingers am I holding up?

[booger]

Okay. The wife is annoyed because I'm talking shit about her brother on "that message board" again. I think she wants me to stick a carrot up her nose as well or something... so I'm going to bed.

giving you the old " stick a carrot up my nose you stud " look isn't she!

ROFL

[T-post Tom]

...clutched in her clammy hands.


Clammy? Okay, Mr.Rohypnol. :p

[CoMoChief]

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/kendrahank.jpg

I'd let her talk football w/ me anytime.

[Sure-Oz]

Kendra doesnt look like that anymore

[Extra Point]

Kendra doesnt look like that anymore

Yeah. She looks more like Mecca.

Newphin, tell your wife to go to bed.

[fan4ever]

Your wife has the remote? WTF?

Now a lot of your political stances are making more sense to me now.

[zonachief]

Your wife has the remote? WTF?

Now a lot of your political stances are making more sense to me now.

95394

[mcaj22]

the Kendra episode where she is at the Super Bowl in the VIP box cheering on Hank when he was on the Colts and he fumbled that onside kick to start the second half is a golden episode.

When the Colts fans were threatening her and her baby as she was trying to get to the car after the game, lol.

[zonachief]

the Kendra episode where she is at the Super Bowl in the VIP box cheering on Hank when he was on the Colts and he fumbled that onside kick to start the second half is a golden episode.

When the Colts fans were threatening her and her baby as she was trying to get to the car after the game, lol.

Yeah. Those fans are retarded

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[KcMizzou]

People laugh when players, coaches and their families say they don't pay attention to the media, or (more specifically) internet chatter. But, man... if it were me, I sure wouldn't.

You know every one of them is busting the ass for their career, family, team, etc. Everything is on the line. And when they fuck up, they just get brutalized.

I guess that's why they make the big bucks, but it's gotta be a kind of stress most people (other than military) never feel.

[DaneMcCloud]

Me, too, bro. Shit's rough out here for a Z-list bulletin board celebrity. Just ask McCloud.

Hey Bro, I'm up to at least the W list, if not Q.

LMAO

[teedubya]

If I had married Matt Cassel's sister... I wouldn't have told anyone about it.

[Discuss Thrower]

If I had married Matt Cassel's sister... I wouldn't have told anyone about it.

You know how far the man's progressed when it took 4 pages before someone posted this.

[Phobia]

I'll bet she loved the dude who invented the nickname TrINT. That Whitlock sure was a funny guy when he was skinnier and whiter.

[googlegoogle]

Kendra loves Black d**k.

Wonder why you're wife likes that show? LOL

http://adultstarvlog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/allie_foster_blacksonblondes.jpg

http://www.mallcom.com/store/fr/DVDPLATX138.jpg

[Thig Lyfe]

Kendra loves Black d**k.

Sounds like you two would have something to talk about, then.

[BIG_DADDY]

Sounds like you two would have something to talk about, then.

LMAO

[big nasty kcnut]

Kendra sucks but enough about her porn career.

[googlegoogle]

Sounds like you two would have something to talk about, then.

SportsRacer a black co__ lover? holy shi* ROFL

[NewChief]

I'll bet she loved the dude who invented the nickname TrINT. That Whitlock sure was a funny guy when he was skinnier and whiter.

She likes you just because you volunteered to watch our dog for us one time while we were at Arrowhead.... and I didn't ever tell her that you were the dickhead who invented TrInt.

[kysirsoze]

Kendra loves Black d**k.

Wonder why you're wife likes that show? LOL



SportsRacer a black co__ lover? holy shi* ROFL

Googlegoogle being weirdly obsessed with interracial sex??

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQsZeAT6RvrjBUXMsGGauCDWx7w-tXHhGQvSmnkxf4LTnGZfSoW


:rolleyes:

[Crush]

Your wife has the remote? WTF?

Now a lot of your political stances are making more sense to me now.


http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3483/shithole.jpg

[Crush]

SportsRacer a black co__ lover? holy shi* ROFL

Dude, you are the one that keeps bringing it up. Just admit the you love black cock. It will be okay. You are in a (mostly) safe place.

[InChiefsHeaven]

My daughter met Trent in the airport when he was leaving KC for Miami. Got his picture and autograph, and said he was beyond awesome to talk to. Really as nice as he is portrayed.

[tooge]

She's passed out on the couch? Did you? Did you?

[KC Jones]

People laugh when players, coaches and their families say they don't pay attention to the media, or (more specifically) internet chatter. But, man... if it were me, I sure wouldn't.

You know every one of them is busting the ass for their career, family, team, etc. Everything is on the line. And when they **** up, they just get brutalized.

I guess that's why they make the big bucks, but it's gotta be a kind of stress most people (other than military) never feel.

I still remember when we picked up San Diego's misfit Tight End / WR and his mom showed up here. I kept thinking that was a really bad move for her to be reading stuff on here. What was his name, Michael Ricks or something like that?

[Red Dawg]

Hank Basket? Why the hell would he be intresting or still in the league. He's a bum.

[Estron]

Watching her watch him play ball on the TV totally takes me back to watching Trent where every single play seems like it's the hugest deal in the world and every play seems like it could be the end all and be all.

You mean like every live game thread here on CP?

[Molitoth]

Hank didn't really "drop" that pass on the episode.... it was a fantastic play by the cornerback imo. They built it up like he was going to lose his job over that damn play whereas most WR's in the NFL would not have caught that pass 8/10 times.

[Molitoth]

and Trent Green rules, so glad he's on NFLN now.

[NewChief]

Hank didn't really "drop" that pass on the episode.... it was a fantastic play by the cornerback imo. They built it up like he was going to lose his job over that damn play whereas most WR's in the NFL would not have caught that pass 8/10 times.

Yeah, exactly. They kept calling it a drop.... that wasn't a drop. The corner broke up the play.

[fan4ever]

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3483/shithole.jpg

That is so funny...not the picture as much as you.

[Deberg_1990]

Back when he played, I always thought about getting him to do that and do a live chat type thing. He thinks I'm a total weirdo for my whole online thing (in a good way). There was a lot of, "Don't post that online, please" back when he played and we'd be talking about stuff.


What did he think about TrINT ?

[NewChief]

What did he think about TrINT ?

I think he stopped taking the Star shortly after Whitlock wrote that article... or he might have already stopped prior to that. I never asked him, but I would imagine he wasn't a fan.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Dude...it sounds like you're married to Trent...creepy.

[Bearcat]

Dude...it sounds like you're married to Trent...creepy.

Close...

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Ahhhh...I didn't know you were his brother-in-law. Makes sense now...sort of lol ;)