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Stanley Nickels
12-07-2010, 10:03 PM
I haven't frozen in a WTF coma like this in a very long time.

What... the..****. Seriously, do not watch this around anyone, ever.

<object width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=17315267&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=1&amp;color=&amp;fu llscreen=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;loop=0" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=17315267&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=1&amp;color=&amp;fu llscreen=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;loop=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/17315267">peeking virtue</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user375437">Douglas Burgdorff</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

KCrockaholic
12-07-2010, 10:05 PM
Why??????????? Jesus. Fucking Christ.

Sassy Squatch
12-07-2010, 10:06 PM
Ummm............... Can Will Smith wipe my memory?

Pablo
12-07-2010, 10:07 PM
Don't. Watch. It.

Even though you're going to read this and just watch it anyways.

PRIEST
12-07-2010, 10:07 PM
:doh!:

Dave Lane
12-07-2010, 10:07 PM
OK I'll go with WTF as well. Not sure what that was.

TheGuardian
12-07-2010, 10:08 PM
Don't. Watch. It.

Even though you're going to read this and just watch it anyways.

Not going to. I got the stomach bug.

Care to give me the high level overview?

Sassy Squatch
12-07-2010, 10:08 PM
Vagina.

Take it for what its worth

Pablo
12-07-2010, 10:09 PM
Not going to. I got the stomach bug.

Care to give me the high level overview?Gaping, bloody, singing vagina.

-King-
12-07-2010, 10:09 PM
ROFL Fuck...now I feel compelled to watch it. What is it?

Stanley Nickels
12-07-2010, 10:10 PM
I watched it with my fiancee. There was a pause. She laughed for a while. I just whispered "I can't unsee that" under my breath. And sat there for a moment.

Stanley Nickels
12-07-2010, 10:10 PM
ROFL ****...now I feel compelled to watch it. What is it?

It's not the worst thing you'll ever see. But it is one of the weirdest.

-King-
12-07-2010, 10:10 PM
Gaping, bloody, singing vagina.

Oh. I'm good on that. :Lin:

CosmicPal
12-07-2010, 10:11 PM
What's Tim Tebow doing in there?

Sassy Squatch
12-07-2010, 10:11 PM
Its on Japanese level.

THAT. FUCKING. BAD!!!!!

Fish
12-07-2010, 10:13 PM
http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/1551/thatisdisgusting.jpg

SPchief
12-07-2010, 10:13 PM
wtf were you searching for to find that?

Stanley Nickels
12-07-2010, 10:14 PM
wtf were you searching for to find that?

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/ehxcd/well_im_finished_with_the_internet_today_nswfl/

Pitt Gorilla
12-07-2010, 10:14 PM
I was interested, interested, more interested, more interested, and then I lost interest. /Kevin Nealon.

Pablo
12-07-2010, 10:15 PM
She needs to dip her hands into a glass of milk and make some Nesquik.

Strawberry FTMFW.

Crush
12-07-2010, 10:15 PM
Yeah, there is no way that I am going to click on the video.

DaFace
12-07-2010, 10:16 PM
Huh. That was odd.

Awesome Aric
12-07-2010, 10:17 PM
Isn't the point of stuff like this, to be funny?


Cause that wasn't funny.

LiL stumppy
12-07-2010, 10:20 PM
lmao wtf

Fish
12-07-2010, 10:20 PM
That's one way to get popular.......

Chiefs Rool
12-07-2010, 10:26 PM
oh, thats not that bad, lol.

Chief Chief
12-07-2010, 10:30 PM
Can't wait to see the rest of video where it shows her boobies performing as the background singers!

Crush
12-07-2010, 10:31 PM
Yeah, there is no way that I am going to click on the video.

My morbid curiosity got the best of me. I was expecting worse.

Chief Chief
12-07-2010, 10:32 PM
My morbid curiosity got the best of me. I was expecting worse.

Welcome to the He-Man Woman-Hating Club, my bruh-thuh!!

petegz28
12-07-2010, 10:32 PM
OMFG!! And I'm drinking strawberry milk as I watch this.....:Lin:

Iowanian
12-07-2010, 10:38 PM
ooooooooooooooooh.

Do. not. Want.

It was like seeing Billay Talk in person.

The Bunk
12-07-2010, 10:40 PM
Well now it's official, my penis is just for show.

Slayer Diablo
12-07-2010, 10:41 PM
ROFL ROFL

Disgusting...disturbing...I'm not entirely sure why they picked that song unless it's an obsession with virgins...still, that is some art right there.

Extra Point
12-07-2010, 10:55 PM
[QUOTE=Stanley Nickels;7237944]Seriously, do not watch this around anyone, ever again.QUOTE]

L.A. Chieffan
12-07-2010, 10:56 PM
why did it stop? lame production value...

Bugeater
12-07-2010, 10:59 PM
This is why I always read the comments before I click on a video.

KCFalcon59
12-07-2010, 11:12 PM
Josh McDaniels is having a bad week. First he gets fired and now his wifes vagina swallows him whole. Poor guy!

deadbabyseal
12-07-2010, 11:15 PM
This is why I always read the comments before I click on a video.

You are wise. I was foolish.

RealSNR
12-07-2010, 11:18 PM
I've seen worse

WebGem
12-07-2010, 11:19 PM
I read the comments and watched it anyways. Wasn't that bad.

Direckshun
12-07-2010, 11:21 PM
Nah, this was not bad.

Stanley Nickels
12-07-2010, 11:25 PM
To be fair, this video is 1,000x better without a disclaimer and simply an NSFW tag. I say that having been the one who put the disclaimer in there. But read through 40 posts of warnings and discussion, and it doesn't really have the same effect. And, like I said, it's not the most disgusting thing you'll ever see, but one of the weirdest, yeah.

booger
12-07-2010, 11:25 PM
This is why I always read the comments before I click on a video.

Hank Friedmann 4 days ago
i just showed this to my great grandmother and she actually LOL'd!

she was a holocaust survivor.
:facepalm:

booger
12-07-2010, 11:26 PM
To be fair, this video is 1,000x better without a disclaimer and simply an NSFW tag. I say that having been the one who put the disclaimer in there. But read through 40 posts of warnings and discussion, and it doesn't really have the same effect. And, like I said, it's not the most disgusting thing you'll ever see, but one of the weirdest, yeah.

reminds me of jr. high and shop class

DaneMcCloud
12-07-2010, 11:27 PM
I had the sound off (family in the room) but from what I saw, it was just another dumb chick talking through her cunt.

Happens all the time.

RealSNR
12-07-2010, 11:29 PM
I had the sound off (family in the room) but from what I saw, it was just another dumb chick talking through her cunt.

Happens all the time./thread

alnorth
12-07-2010, 11:30 PM
I'll second what someone said earlier. It is not the sickest or most disgusting thing you will have ever seen on the internet, but its one of the weirdest. (and plenty sick in its own right)

WHY???

I'll spend the rest of the night forgetting I saw that.

booger
12-07-2010, 11:31 PM
also reminded me i'm almost all out of ketchup

booger
12-07-2010, 11:36 PM
good old bloody mary is on the rag again

pu$$y eatin pamela has got blood on her chin

T-post Tom
12-07-2010, 11:47 PM
That was poetry.

luv
12-08-2010, 12:20 AM
I had the sound off (family in the room) but from what I saw, it was just another dumb chick talking through her cunt.

Happens all the time.

Buddum ching!

Silock
12-08-2010, 12:39 AM
Meh. Not worth the click, but not because of shock value. It's just so stupid.

chasedude
12-08-2010, 12:48 AM
Well, I wish I could get those two minutes back

HoneyBadger
12-08-2010, 01:45 AM
This song is ruined for me, time to get a new ringtone.

Phobia
12-08-2010, 03:13 AM
My ex-wife sang this to me one time. Had no idea there was a camera crew on-site though. It was strangely erotic at the time.

Hammock Parties
12-08-2010, 03:23 AM
Death to BBW nation.

This is the final straw.

http://pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/mel-gibson-braveheart-photograph-c101019223.jpg

Hammock Parties
12-08-2010, 03:28 AM
BTW, original video is a fucking joke. Yes, Taylor Swift is so nerdy and can't get guys.

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Jenson71
12-08-2010, 04:17 AM
BTW, original video is a ****ing joke. Yes, Taylor Swift is so nerdy and can't get guys.

I like how she's ugly, and then she takes off her glasses for prom, and everyone goes "OMG"

Jenson71
12-08-2010, 04:25 AM
BTW, original video is a ****ing joke. Yes, Taylor Swift is so nerdy and can't get guys.

Our teenage girls are getting mixed signals:

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LoneWolf
12-08-2010, 06:55 AM
I thought Justin Beiber was the only singing pussy on the planet. Guess I was wrong.

Simply Red
12-08-2010, 07:06 AM
Bloody Vah-j,j, For the Win!!

mikey23545
12-08-2010, 08:05 AM
Our teenage girls are getting mixed signals:

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What a disgusting piece of garbage that is.

tooge
12-08-2010, 08:13 AM
WTF. Why did I watch that dammit? It's now possibly ruined forever.

Crush
12-08-2010, 08:15 AM
The bloody vagina signifies that she loves black cock. /googlegoogle

burt
12-08-2010, 08:19 AM
Thank you all for the great warning! I have not seen this NOR two girls and a cup(?). I was properly warned ahd heeded the warning.

Slayer Diablo
12-08-2010, 08:45 AM
Thank you all for the great warning! I have not seen this NOR two girls and a cup(?). I was properly warned ahd heeded the warning.

WHAT?! You haven't seen "two girls and a cup"? Geez, it's not the disgusting video everyone makes it out to be! You should watch it when you get home...it's AWESOME!!!

Stanley Nickels
12-08-2010, 08:47 AM
Thank you all for the great warning! I have not seen this NOR two girls and a cup(?). I was properly warned ahd heeded the warning.

This isn't even close to being on level with 2 Girls 1 Cup

ChiTown
12-08-2010, 08:51 AM
CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING!
ROFL

InChiefsHeaven
12-08-2010, 08:55 AM
I feel sick to my stomach. Thanks for that.

Jack
12-08-2010, 09:08 AM
Just when I thought the content of the CP couldn't get any lower. . . .

burt
12-08-2010, 09:10 AM
WHAT?! You haven't seen "two girls and a cup"? Geez, it's not the disgusting video everyone makes it out to be! You should watch it when you get home...it's AWESOME!!!

Pass.

burt
12-08-2010, 09:12 AM
This isn't even close to being on level with 2 Girls 1 Cup

Still passing. Something about others screaming...."I WANT TO UNSEE THAT" Makes me stay the hell away.........

CoMoChief
12-08-2010, 09:37 AM
What are u guys talking about?

That was the best thing since sliced bread.

fan4ever
12-08-2010, 10:50 AM
Just when I thought the content of the CP couldn't get any lower. . . .

...and that's why I laugh when they call the DC Forum the "SH1THOLE" or whatever...ROFL

ModSocks
12-08-2010, 11:00 AM
WTF Man?!