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Phobia
12-12-2010, 01:10 AM
Looks like your mother has been on craigslist again.

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/wan/2107518283.html

I want to find someone that can make me a custom pole about 36-42" tall and about 4-6" around. It must be able to vibrate with varying speeds and I would like it made out of something VERY sturdy like wood or thick rubber or plastic and be a plug in. (MUST BE A QUIET MACHINE) We also need it to be able to either have a removable base or a large suction cup thing on the bottom to adhere to relatively flat surfaces. It will be used outside and in depending on the season and what decorations are up so it can't get hot to the touch either as we will be putting things around it for effect.
If you know anyone who can make this for a reasonable price or if you can make it please let me know what you are looking for in trade or how much you would estimate it to cost.

Thank you.

Bowser
12-12-2010, 01:12 AM
LMAO

Oh hell......

RealSNR
12-12-2010, 01:13 AM
The gloves come off.

Slayer Diablo
12-12-2010, 01:13 AM
They should do mudwrestling instead. Keeps the rep up after the whole "Butt Drag" fiasco, and well, it's easier to make a hole than build a pole.

Hammock Parties
12-12-2010, 01:14 AM
This is a vicious troll. Brutal!

Buck is going to see this tomorrow and go:

http://i51.tinypic.com/14bj6kl.jpg

Reaper16
12-12-2010, 01:16 AM
It's OK. Buck and Phobia are buddy buddy.

Chiefshrink
12-12-2010, 01:17 AM
LMAO:clap:LMAO:clap:

2112
12-12-2010, 01:18 AM
Hey, whoever constructs that can probably dismantle ultra peanuts penis also, maybe kill two birds with one stone?

stevieray
12-12-2010, 01:31 AM
$90

Hog's Gone Fishin
12-12-2010, 03:02 AM
Hey, I just happen to have one of those.

Lumpy
12-12-2010, 03:47 AM
"36-42" tall and about 4-6" around"

:hmmm: :eek: GOOD LORD!!! ROFL

:hail:

JOhn
12-12-2010, 03:49 AM
"36-42" tall and about 4-6" around"

:hmmm: :eek: GOOD LORD!!! ROFL

:hail:

I'm sure you can work up to it :fire:

Lumpy
12-12-2010, 03:53 AM
I'm sure you can work up to it :fire:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Dick. LMAO

JOhn
12-12-2010, 03:57 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Dick. LMAO

LMAO

Sorry I couldn't resist.

Funny though, I get that reaction from hot women a lot :shrug:

boogblaster
12-12-2010, 08:16 AM
Buck's mama knows rolling hole spiking .......

007
12-12-2010, 08:29 AM
Don't talk about Buck's mother. That will upset him.

phisherman
12-12-2010, 08:35 AM
I figure you could make something like that Phil. Little extra holiday business?

bevischief
12-12-2010, 09:34 AM
ROFL

RJ
12-12-2010, 09:54 AM
$90


You drive a hard bargain, Stevie. I think you're gouging her.

Bwana
12-12-2010, 09:54 AM
LMAO

Baby Lee
12-12-2010, 09:55 AM
First, it's spelled deer buck.
Second, modifying the general genus to denote gender is unnecessary, as the gender specific term is sufficient.

RJ
12-12-2010, 09:56 AM
Looks like your mother has been on craigslist again.

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/wan/2107518283.html

I want to find someone that can make me a custom pole about 36-42" tall and about 4-6" around. It must be able to vibrate with varying speeds and I would like it made out of something VERY sturdy like wood or thick rubber or plastic and be a plug in. (MUST BE A QUIET MACHINE) We also need it to be able to either have a removable base or a large suction cup thing on the bottom to adhere to relatively flat surfaces. It will be used outside and in depending on the season and what decorations are up so it can't get hot to the touch either as we will be putting things around it for effect.
If you know anyone who can make this for a reasonable price or if you can make it please let me know what you are looking for in trade or how much you would estimate it to cost.

Thank you.


That sounds like one hell of a scratching post. They must really love their cat.

Baby Lee
12-12-2010, 09:57 AM
That sounds like one hell of a scratching post. They must really love their cat.

Nothing's to extravagant for her pussy.

RJ
12-12-2010, 10:02 AM
Nothing's to extravagant for her pussy.


It's probably one of those real fancy, expensive pussies like you see in the movies.

TimeForWasp
12-12-2010, 10:10 AM
Looks like your mother has been on craigslist again.

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/wan/2107518283.html

I want to find someone that can make me a custom pole about 36-42" tall and about 4-6" around. It must be able to vibrate with varying speeds and I would like it made out of something VERY sturdy like wood or thick rubber or plastic and be a plug in. (MUST BE A QUIET MACHINE) We also need it to be able to either have a removable base or a large suction cup thing on the bottom to adhere to relatively flat surfaces. It will be used outside and in depending on the season and what decorations are up so it can't get hot to the touch either as we will be putting things around it for effect.
If you know anyone who can make this for a reasonable price or if you can make it please let me know what you are looking for in trade or how much you would estimate it to cost.

Thank you.

Is it ok if it has a warhead on it??