***Official Ravens at Texans game thread***

[-King-]

The more important game.

[Buck]

LETS GO TEXANS

[-King-]

All red unis huh?

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

damm he had him open

[Three7s]

The deep ball hung up just enough for the defender to make the deflection. A pass with more arm on it is a TD.

[WebGem]

Go Houston

[LaChapelle]

1963 just came a little in his panties

[Three7s]

Texans tackling like the Chiefs on that 3rd and long.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

my god the texans pass d is awful

[Buck]

Derrick "Bowe" Mason

[-King-]

Derrick Mason drops a great pass by Flacco.

[WebGem]

LETS GO TEXANS

Stop acting like you're worried about the Chiefs winning out. We know you think it's unpossabull.

[-King-]

Does Bill Leavy iron his pants? And why the fuck is his knee bent in?

[Buck]

Stop acting like you're worried about the Chiefs winning out. We know you think it's unpossabull.

Um, I need the Ravens to lose and the Texans to win not only because you guys might win out, but also because if it comes down to a tiebreaker with the Jets, it would go to Strength of Victory and the Chargers beat the Texans this year. I guess the Jets did too, so it doesn't matter. Whatever, shut up. I want the Ravens to lose.

[-King-]

Im conflicted. I predicted the Jets to not make the playoffs before the season so I want them to lose out. But I'd rather face the Jets than the Chargers in the playoffs. So I don't know whether to root or not for the Jets and Ravens.

[DTchiefs58]

Im conflicted. I predicted the Jets to not make the playoffs before the season so I want them to lose out. But I'd rather face the Jets than the Chargers in the playoffs. So I don't know whether to root or not for the Jets and Ravens.


Root against both of them...first things first is making the playoffs...need all the help we can get ...gotta keep the door open for a 10-6 wc birth

[Ceej]

Schaub's killing me. wtf.

Worst. Holdover. Ever.

[WebGem]

Um, I need the Ravens to lose and the Texans to win not only because you guys might win out, but also because if it comes down to a tiebreaker with the Jets, it would go to Strength of Victory and the Chargers beat the Texans this year. I guess the Jets did too, so it doesn't matter. Whatever, shut up. I want the Ravens to lose.

I was joking mostly. If I wasn't a Chiefs fan I am pretty sure I'd think they'll lose at least one game. I am though, so they're going 3-0.

[Simply Red]

False start

[RealSNR]

Texans actually aren't out of the playoffs yet. I'd like to see them keep it interesting before becoming irrelevant at the end of the year again.

[-King-]

Fuck the Ravens. I have Flacco and Rice and they choose to run it with McGahee.

[Ceej]

**** the Ravens. I have Flacco and Rice and they choose to run it with McGahee.

Yeah, I've got Ray Rice in two leagues.. he's killing me in one. So frustrating.

How on Earth has McGahee lasted all year?!

[-King-]

Owen Daniels is playing very fucking shitty. Wow.

[Marcellus]

Owen Daniels is playing very ****ing shitty. Wow.

That was nice.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

how the hell did the chiefs loss to this team

[WebGem]

how the hell did the chiefs loss to this team

Please don't remind me

[Al Bundy]

The Texans are awful.

[Simply Red]

damn, b-more look good.

[JD10367]

my god the texans pass d is awful

The O, ST, and coaching are pretty awful too.

[Al Bundy]

Kubiak HAS to be fired and Schaub HAS to be gone.. he is shit.

[JD10367]

Chasin' Mason
He throws a shoe
Scores TD number three
And the crowd starts to boo

[Dylan]

how is this game going?

well, tavaris jackson is dead -- new quarterback named webb is in.

favre's all comfy on the sidelines -- he's happy

i'm shocked, what happened to the vikings?

[Marcellus]

AJ WIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDEEEEEEEE open behind coverage. TD.

[DJ's left nut]

Kubiak HAS to be fired and Schaub HAS to be gone.. he is shit.

Are you high?

Matt Schaub is one of the better passers in the NFL. He's the only reason the Texans are in most of these games.

Kubiak? Sure, whatever - fire him.

But if you honestly think Schaub is 'shit', you're out of your damn mind. Schaub can be my quarterback any time.

[chiefsfan987]

Finally Texans do something.

[Sure-Oz]

WTF was that ed reed

[DJ's left nut]

And the Texans have already dropped 5 passes in this game, including at least 2 that would've gone for 25+ yards.

Schaub's about the only guy on the field that's not playing like complete ass. He hasn't had a perfect day by any means, but he deserves a hell of a lot better than what he's had today.

[doomy3]

I do see the similarities between Reed and Berry.




















I kid, I kid.

[googlegoogle]

What did they say about the Chiefs during halftime?

[Marcellus]

What did they say about the Chiefs during halftime?

Nothing but they did mention 1 defense left KC and showed up this week, the Giants defense.

[CaliforniaChief]

Screw the Ravens' end of the first half strategy. They have two meaningless dump-offs that give Flacco 1 more yard of passing in the 1st half than Schaub, thus ending my ESPN Pick 'em Streak. :cuss:

[DJ's left nut]

The Texans should cut their entire defense just to prove a point. Okay, maybe they can keep Williams and Cushing.

But cut everyone else and see if you can built a better D with street free agents.

How the hell does that happen? This is just embarassing.

[cdcox]

The Texans are putting a lot of pressure on the remaining teams on Baltimore's schedule to win so that Chiefs can get a wild-card if they lose a game.

[Thig Lyfe]

All red unis huh?

I think the Chiefs should try out all red some time.

[007]

This is exactly why the Chiefs should never wear all red. That looks awful.

[WebGem]

This is exactly why the Chiefs should never wear all red. That looks awful.

Certainly doesn't help them play well either.

[Sure-Oz]

Way to waste a TO and a challenge

[Dylan]

Certainly doesn't help them play well either.


Must be Texans Team Santa look ... http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-3587.gif

['Hamas' Jenkins]

The Texans should cut their entire defense just to prove a point. Okay, maybe they can keep Williams and Cushing.

But cut everyone else and see if you can built a better D with street free agents.

How the hell does that happen? This is just embarassing.

I think you might want to keep DeMeco Ryans.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

This is exactly why the Chiefs should never wear all red. That looks awful.

It looks awful because of the trim on the unis and their navy helmets.

Gold trim and the red helmet would work very well with red pants.

[cdcox]

Here come the Texans!

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

just think if they wouldn't of laid a egg first half

[DJ's left nut]

Someone told me that Matt Schaub is shit.

At least I'm pretty sure somebody said that.

[007]

It looks awful because of the trim on the unis and their navy helmets.

Gold trim and the red helmet would work very well with red pants.We will probably never know.

I remember somebody photoshopping Priest in all red and I know I didn't like it.

[Al Bundy]

"The he is shit" comment should have been put before Schaub, against Kubiak. The team was lifeless in the 1st half.

[007]

So, what does the prevent defense prevent?

[Dartgod]

Tackle the guy in bounds, dumbass.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

When people talk about QBs making a drive in an absolute do-or-die situation, this is what they are talking about.

[Sure-Oz]

Ravens shitting their pants

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Spiking is the dumbest thing possible here.

[DJ's left nut]

"The he is shit" comment should have been put before Schaub, against Kubiak. The team was lifeless in the 1st half.

Okay - so explain "Schaub HAS to be gone."

C'mon - Matt Schaub is an excellent NFL quarterback. Just admit you over-reacted to a bad first half and we can all move forward.

[DeezNutz]

Previous play was a thing of beauty. Great touch by a QB in a pressure situation, and an incredibly athletic and intelligent play by Foster.

[tk13]

Ravens aren't getting any pass rush at all. Just gonna let them pick the D apart like this.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Even if it took them 10 more seconds to run a play, they wouldn't be wasting a down there.

[DJ's left nut]

You're right - Matt Schaub has to go.

[DeezNutz]

Unfuckingbelievable.

Schaub and Johnson. Great, great play.

[Dartgod]

Wow. Great play by Schaub and Johnson.

So fucking clutch.

[007]

Great concentration by Johnson.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Awesome fucking play there. Baltimore needs to call a TO. This next play is the game and they are chugging cock by the bucketload.

[tk13]

Andre Johnson is pretty good.

[DeezNutz]

Schaub in full beast mode.

[007]

HOOOOOLY SHEEEET

[WebGem]

How'd this happen?

[Dartgod]

This looks all too familiar.

[tk13]

Wow.

The Ravens really had to blitz. This rushing 3/4 just wasn't working at all... the Chiefs put up a better pass rush.

[chiefsfan987]

woo hoo! what a comeback. come on Texans!

[DJ's left nut]

Schaub in full beast mode.

He HAS to go.

[Al Bundy]

Well damn....

[DeezNutz]

If I'm Schaub's agent, I'm placing a call right now.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That's one of the greatest drives I've seen in years.

[CaliforniaChief]

Lots of empty seats, each representing one pissed off KnowMoesque Texans "fan."

[cdcox]

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!

[-King-]

HO

LEE

FUCKING

SHIT

[Marcellus]

This looks all too familiar.

Yup. What a couple drives.

[David.]

well there goes my fantasy season.

[doomy3]

Incredible comeback.

[WebGem]

Well, go Texans

[tk13]

Great job by Schaub, for sure.. but the Ravens made that embarrassingly easy. He had all day to sit back there and wait for guys to get open. Total prevent defense.

[yeti]

the ravens were totally gassed on that drive.

[WebGem]

This looks all too familiar.

:banghead:

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Odds of a Flacco pick here to absolutely kill them?

[cdcox]

Can someone explain to me what a franchise QB looks like? I don't get it.

[Marcellus]

3 man rush both drives.

[007]

I don't think I have ever seen the Ravens D sucking wind like they are right now.

[DJ's left nut]

Okay, Matt.

I appreciate you reminding us that you can play football, but my playoffs start next week.

So save some for the sequel...

[HemiEd]

Wow, all I got to say is wow.

[DeezNutz]

My favorite part of that drive was Schaub high stepping to make sure a cheap ankle tackle didn't take him down. So heady.

[Dartgod]

...Schaub HAS to be gone.. he is shit.:LOL:

[Al Bundy]

Okay - so explain "Schaub HAS to be gone."

C'mon - Matt Schaub is an excellent NFL quarterback. Just admit you over-reacted to a bad first half and we can all move forward.

They looked lifeless and he is still the QB on a below .500 team. The Texans team doesn't ever look all that good.

[Pioli Zombie]

This would be a miracle for the Chiefs. A Jets and/or Ravens collapse open the Wild Card option. Go Texans!!!!!!

[DeezNutz]

Stupid, stupid play. No upside but decent risk.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

What a chickenshit playcall. Just take a knee if you're gonna do that.

[Sassy Squatch]

Texans have all the momentum heading into OT

[-King-]

Wow, Imagine if the DE would have gone for the strip on that play ROFL

[Al Bundy]

:LOL:

Gassed defense and if the Ravens run the ball at the end, the game is over.

[DeezNutz]

So lucky that the D isn't going back on the field.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

If Baltimore didn't win that coinflip, they were fucking done.

[007]

Lets see what theHouston D can do here.

[-King-]

They looked lifeless and he is still the QB on a below .500 team. The Texans team doesn't ever look all that good.

Yeah.... he's not nearly at fault for them being under .500.

The defense that allows 500 passing yards a game is at fault.

[Sassy Squatch]

Gassed defense and if the Ravens run the ball at the end, the game is over.
That is TWO clutch drives in a row against a stalwart Ravens D. Give Schaub some credit for that, and moreso to Johnson.

[Three7s]

Man, if Houston loses in OT now after that incredible comeback, it'll be just killer. ONE STOP D!

[Marcellus]

Time for Pollard to blow coverage or whiff a tackle.

[DBOSHO]

What the hell happened? The ravens were whooping ass then i come back 10 min later and the texans are tied?

[Hootie]

lmao Andre just put me up by 2 in fantasy playoffs

hahaha

[DJ's left nut]

They looked lifeless and he is still the QB on a below .500 team. The Texans team doesn't ever look all that good.

So you're going down with the ship on this one, huh?

Seriously - anyone that thinks Matt Schaub is the problem with that Texans team is...well a damn moron.

Stop gurgling Bill Simmons cock and think for yourself a bit. Matt Schaub is one of about 5 things right about that squad.

[Sure-Oz]

Ravens need to throw downfield

[DeezNutz]

The only major reason to knock Schaub is the injury bug. That's legit. Everything else isn't.

[007]

Damn nice play by Flacco there.

[-King-]

Great play by Flacco.

[Sassy Squatch]

I would rather have Johnson than Schaub on the Chiefs. That one handed catch was beast.

[tk13]

That's what arm strength does for you. A lot of QB's would not have been able to make that throw.

[DeezNutz]

Keep doubting...

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

pollard

[Mr_Tomahawk]

BOOOOOOOOOOONE CRUSHER!

[-King-]

Gave over lol.

[007]

Brought the heat but didn't get near him.

[Sassy Squatch]

IT IS TIME FOR A CRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BLOWN COVERAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[-King-]

I would rather have Johnson than Schaub on the Chiefs. That one handed catch was beast.

Me too.

[DeezNutz]

LMAO.

[Simply Red]

wholy fuck, what a battle.

[DJ's left nut]

The only major reason to knock Schaub is the injury bug. That's legit. Everything else isn't.

Hasn't missed a game since '08.

It's not Favre or anything, but 2 seasons without an injury is enough to avoid that 'injury prone' label for a QB, IMO.

I don't like his delivery, but I don't like Rivers either and they both put the ball wherever they want, whenever they want. So I'll defer to their weird ass throwing motions.

[Marcellus]

Grover Quinn should be thrown at all drive.

[Al Bundy]

So you're going down with the ship on this one, huh?

Seriously - anyone that thinks Matt Schaub is the problem with that Texans team is...well a damn moron.

Stop gurgling Bill Simmons cock and think for yourself a bit. Matt Schaub is one of about 5 things right about that squad.

Who is Bill Simmons? I have never been THAT impressed with Schaub even in Atlanta. Andre Johnson is the best receiver in the league and that helps Schaub immensely.

[tk13]

Ravens need to run a screen.

[-King-]

I'd blitz Pollard every play cause he's not good at coverage and they never block him.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That Pollard guy sucks ass.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

They come back from 21 down but we can't. Boo.

[007]

who was he throwing to?

[Saul Good]

Has the league just decided that Ts and TEs can now start to rock back prior to the snap without it being a false start as a way to protect QBs? It seems like I see this at least once or twice a game.

[Titty Meat]

That Pollard guy sucks ass.

You really want to debate the fact that he doesn't?

[-King-]

SACKKKKK!!!!

[Sure-Oz]

Nice blocking, if the ravens are smart they double cover AJ

[-King-]

You really want to debate the fact that he doesn't?'

LMAO I'm wondering the same thing.

[kcxiv]

what the fuck got into the Texans' defense.

[cdcox]

Ok, lets see what the Texan's can do.

[CaliforniaChief]

That could do it.

[007]

Houston stepped it up.

[DJ's left nut]

What a game.

I don't have a dog in this fight - but c'mon Texans. Finish this thing off.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Nice...

Let's make those wildcard spots a bit more interesting...

[Simply Red]

well this was worth staying up for.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

You really want to debate the fact that he doesn't?

He's terrible in pass coverage, which is why he should have never been drafted as a Cover 2 safety, but he is very good in run support and as a blitzer.

[Al Bundy]

I will say I have been impressed with this Texans defense in the second half all without Mario Williams.

[DeezNutz]

3/3 in long drives?

[007]

what a fucking dumbass. Is that Dante Hall or something.

[Marcellus]

Who would have thought the Texans pass rush would be the one that makes a difference.

[CaliforniaChief]

Was that Eddie Drummond?

[kcxiv]

how the hell did the chiefs loss to this team

WEll, its 3 hours later and your finding out how you lose to the Texans.

MOMENTUM!

[DJ's left nut]

Who is Bill Simmons? I have never been THAT impressed with Schaub even in Atlanta. Andre Johnson is the best receiver in the league and that helps Schaub immensely.

Well, I hope you learned something today, then.

Matt Schaub is a very very good quarterback.

[007]

fuck

[-King-]

ROFL Pick 6.

[Bugeater]

yikes...

[DeezNutz]

LMAO. LMAO. LMAO.

[tk13]

So much for that.

[cdcox]

Oh crap.

[Al Bundy]

Well, I hope you learned something today, then.

Matt Schaub is a very very good quarterback.

He is above average...and just threw the game ending pick....

[Saul Good]

Well, I hope you learned something today, then.

Matt Schaub is a very very good quarterback.

doh

[Dartgod]

Whoops!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

WTF BBQ.

[kcxiv]

Shaub just did a Brett Favre. haha

[black angus]

Uh Oh

[DJ's left nut]

And that was a very very bad play.

I'd still take him.

[WebGem]

Game over.

[Simply Red]

lol

[007]

Well, I hope you learned something today, then.

Matt Schaub is a very very good quarterback.until he screwed the pooch

[Mr_Tomahawk]

LMAO

[Sassy Squatch]

http://threadbombing.com/data/media/74/classic_ragetoon.jpg

[CaliforniaChief]

Another punch to the Texans' gut.

[007]

Great coverage there. Nobody was open.

[kcxiv]

Looking at that replay why would you have EVERYONE to 1 side of the field on offense. I dont understand why you dont spread them out.

[Al Bundy]

That was the sound of Kubiak losing his job...

[-King-]

They should have run at least once that drive.

[DeezNutz]

Hindsight, but was there a rule that Houston wasn't allowed to run the ball on that possession?

Oh well.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That's a terrible decision. You don't throw an out route when falling backwards unless you want to chuck up a pick 6.

[DJ's left nut]

Here's a question, though:

The Ravens defense is tired, you have time on your side now, bad field position and the #1 runningback in the league.

Why don't you try to run the ball a bit there?

Kubiak got caught up in the moment there, IMO. He needed to run that ball and plow through a tired D.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Crowd is booing them?

Not like they gave up in the 4th like some other teams in the same position...

[Three7s]

Sigh, oh well, looks like the wild card is officially shot.

[Simply Red]

schaubasshole

[Buck]

What the fuck Schaub

[Dylan]

OMG... INT Team Santa!

Texans - The Lone Star State - “Turn out the lights. The party's over”

LMAO

[WebGem]

Damn, seems like I missed a pretty good game. Did catch the end though.

[Titty Meat]

That loss to Houston looks really bad.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

That's the Texans MO...they can't finish the deal.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

They better have next weeks game at TCF Bank Stadium...

[DBOSHO]

I feel like the texans have hurt our season more than our losses have

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Here's a question, though:

The Ravens defense is tired, you have time on your side now, bad field position and the #1 runningback in the league.

Why don't you try to run the ball a bit there?

Kubiak got caught up in the moment there, IMO. He needed to run that ball and plow through a tired D.

The choice to throw was not a bad one. Baltimore was generating no pressure and their corners can't cover. The decision by Schaub to make that pass is really the only thing worthy of criticism.

[tk13]

That loss to Houston looks really bad.

Not as bad as the one to Denver. It's how it goes. The win against Jacksonville looked like nothing at the time... now it looks alright. Things change every season... and especially in a season as weird as this one.

This game really damaged our wild card hopes... but on the flipside, Jacksonville could now almost deal a death blow to the Colts playoff hopes this weekend.

[Brock]

That loss to Houston looks really bad.

How? They came back from 21-0.

[Titty Meat]

How? They came back from 21-0.

I'm talking about the Chiefs/Texans game where the Chiefs defense showed how good it really is.

[Brock]

I'm talking about the Chiefs/Texans game where the Chiefs defense showed how good it really is.

Yeah, I know. They came back on the Ravens, who are supposed to be good.

[barry_smilez20]

bye bye Kubiak

[DJ's left nut]

The choice to throw was not a bad one. Baltimore was generating no pressure and their corners can't cover. The decision by Schaub to make that pass is really the only thing worthy of criticism.

I agree, the major boner on the INT was Schaub chucking the ball out there. However, before you kill him for it - Ngata was about to sack him in the endzone for the game-ending safety. He had to get that ball out of there somehow, didn't he? Pick-6 or safety, it doesn't matter either way, the game is over.

What else could he have done? He had started to step up and pressure came straight up the middle. 9 times out of 10, you're !@#$ed when that happens and he did what he could.

That's exactly why you consider running the ball down there. The guy was dropping back into the end zone and working completely without a net there. If the blocking breaks down up the middle like that, you're left with no choice but a desperation heave.

I think you run the ball on first or 2nd down there to try to slow up the blitz that deep in your own zone.

[BossChief]

I think Kubiak called up McDaniels to ask him about how he should call the plays on that final possession.