Jose Canseco = Kenny Powers

[Bill Lundberg]

This is pretty good stuff. I'm trying to decide if it's hilarious or terribly sad.

@JoseCanseco (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) Jose Canseco
Sandy alderson please give me a chance to play first base ,even just a tryout

@JoseCanseco (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) Jose Canseco
I have the same bat speed and still use a 36 lenght 35 oz bat

@JoseCanseco (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) Jose Canseco
I am and will always be just simply a basball player,my tomb stone will just say. Baseball.

@JoseCanseco (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) Jose Canseco
I dream about playing almost every night.when I wake up and realize I am not anymore that's when the nightmare begins

@JoseCanseco (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) Jose Canseco
If you love something and it defines you ,never give it up

@JoseCanseco (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) Jose Canseco
I will not give up the dream of playing in the majors again,I just cant

@JoseCanseco (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) Jose Canseco
If a team would give me the chance I would not let them down.baseball is my life,I miss the game its part of me,its my ad http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/777047733/profile_normal.jpg (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) @JoseCanseco (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) Jose Canseco


@jordancasonova (http://twitter.com/jordancasonova) I have the same bat speed and even a smarter hitter

@JoseCanseco (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) Jose Canseco
I want the players who's stats qualify to be in the hall of fame steroids or not.someone give me the chance to play again in the majors

@JoseCanseco (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) Jose Canseco
I will show everyone that steroids are completely overrated once I get the chance to play aqgain.all I need is th @JoseCanseco (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) Jose Canseco
I was laughed at when I said I would do the 40^40

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/777047733/profile_normal.jpg (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) @JoseCanseco (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) Jose Canseco


I believe in myself and I believe in you to

@JoseCanseco (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) Jose Canseco
If you set up an iron mike from 36 feet from home plate and it throws 68 mph how fast is that from a regulation mound

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/777047733/profile_normal.jpg (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) @JoseCanseco (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoseCanseco) Jose Canseco


I can dh for any major league team and lead the league in home runs,just give me the chance

[raybec 4]

I'm awesome and can prove it! Just sad

[Pushead2]

oh lord....

[Sofa King]

Sure that's his real account?

[tyton75]

wow.. the twitter equivalent of the bum on the corner "hey, gimme a dollar"

[Dante84]

bring him in for a look? /obligatory

[CoMoChief]

That man has the worst case of former-player depression syndrome.

If there is something called that. I bet there's something similar, you get the point :p

[Bill Lundberg]

Sure that's his real account?

Yes - it's a verified account

[loochy]

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

http://dave88lx.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/uncle_rico_2.jpg

[raybec 4]

one of my favorite Canseco moments, next to him getting hit in the head by a fly ball.
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[loochy]

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[DJJasonp]

I'm not kidding on this....

Jose (and his brother) play a ton of softball here in so-cal.

I actually played in a tournament last summer where both played.

It was fun to watch both hit (his brother actually hit the ball further and harder that day)....and it was fun to watch the opposing team's third and short playing 10 feet into the grass cause they were afraid of getting killed!

[pr_capone]

The guy is gonna wind up dead within the next 10 years. Suicide.

[Ebolapox]

just sad and pathetic.

[DaneMcCloud]

Except that Kenny Powers is funnier.

And more talented.

:D