How 'bout some Baltimore jokes?

[AllThingsKC]

A Chiefs fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and decides to stop in at a bar. He pulls up to the bar and waits for the bartender. The bartender and the other patrons ignore the fan. Finally, he speaks up. "Could I get a beer please?" "We don't serve Chiefs fans. This is a Ravens bar."
"Look I just want one drink and then I'll leave." The bartender pours him a drink and gives him the third degree.
"What are you doing in Baltimore?"
"I'm here for a taxidermist conference."
"What does a taxidermist do?" the bartender asked.
"Oh, I mount animals."
The bartender steps back, and then says, "Hey boys, don't worry about this one, he's one of us."

[AllThingsKC]

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http://images.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ravens-tackle-fail.jpg

http://blog.jacknealy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/flacco_suck.jpg

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[pr_capone]

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[Hammock Parties]

I JPEG'D this Ravens fan up at the start of 2009...AND NOW THE CHICKEN HAS COME HOME TO ROOST!

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[gblowfish]

I don't think we're in a position to laugh at anybody right now...

[AllThingsKC]

I don't think we're in a position to laugh at anybody right now...

Really? Because I see we have a HOME playoff game, and Baltimore doesn't.

Not that the home crowd wins the game for you, it doesn't. But I bet the Ravens are questioning their home performance today against Cincinnati, which came down to the final seconds.

I'm sure the Ravens would much rather have a home game than play @ Arrowhead.

Until the game is over, I say we can laugh all we want!

[Buck]

The Chiefs have about as much a chance of winning this game as Snot-Boogie had a chance to live into his 30's.

[Bugeater]

The Chiefs have about as much a chance of winning this game as Snot-Boogie had a chance to live into his 30's.
The Chiefs have a better chance of winning their playoff game than the Chargers do.

[Kerberos]

The Chiefs have a better chance of winning their playoff game than the Chargers do.

HA HA REP

[RealSNR]

This isn't really a joke, but can I just say that Baltimore is a shithole?

[Tribal Warfare]

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[Skyy God]

Purple camo.

The end.

[Bane]

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[Chief Chief]

Q: What do you call die-hard Ravens fans?

A: Assholes!

[boogblaster]

Whats the difference between a Raven fan and a mosquito ?
The mosquito stops suckin' after you slap it ..

[btlook1]

The Chiefs have a better chance of winning their playoff game than the Chargers do.

AWESOME!!!!

[DonTellMeShowMe]

http://shavarross.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Ray-Lewis-Old-Spice-Commerial-Ravens.jpg

[chiefqueen]

Did you know that at Balt. home games Raven fans grunt (yes, grunt) whenever the Ravens make a 1st down?

[gblowfish]

OK, if we're going to tell Baltimore Jokes....

http://www.baltimorebeatdown.com/2007/11/12/193522/06

[bishop_74]

So they discovered this white powdery substance at the Ravens practice facility today...

[bobbything]

Crab cakes and football!! That's what Maryland does!!

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[Mama Hip Rockets]

RAVENS MORE LIKE GAY-VENS LOL!!!!

[Sofa King]

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[Sofa King]

http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ray-lewis-mugs.jpg

[Sofa King]

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Flacco Seagulls

[talastan]

http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ray-lewis-mugs.jpg

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