Time to crown the 2010 King of the N00bs!

[BigRedChief]

POLL CLOSES TUESDAY AT 7:00 PM CENTRAL TIME

Nominations are closed. Time to crown the Planet's new 2010 King of the Noobs!

Qualification criteria is anyone who joined after January 1st 2010 to present day.

Everyone gets one public vote. Any shennigans with mults will be dealt with by mods. Don't even try to go there.

All grafts and bribes is allowed and encouraged.

Current Bribes:

Shogun:
$150K in casino cash a rumored nudie pic of a former/current GF

Unfunny gimmick option(I think the new server?):
Bugeater giving $500K for every vote.

You can campaign, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote and campaign.

Planetman is disqualified. The person who nominated him will be dealt with harshly by the Academy.

Alamoswim is ineligible(signed up in 2004).

2010 King of the noobs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year)

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158&highlight=noob+of+the+year)

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs)

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs)

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs)

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs)

Previous honorees:
2009 King of the n00bs: BossChief
2008 The Planet decided that no one was worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

[Donger]

January 1st, 2009?

[Rams Fan]

I promise a playoff victory for the Chiefs.

[FAX]

Foul!!!

FAX

[Donger]

Oh, and Rams Fan.

[LiveSteam]

Mohawk & a planet noob of the year tattoo for me.
& I will smoke my, most awesome lime green buds with you.

[Rams Fan]

Oh, and Rams Fan.

I'll go back to LittleBoPeep if it means I win.

[Donger]

I'll go back to LittleBoPeep if it means I win.

"Donger's Anal B*tch" gets you the win.

[Rams Fan]

"Donger's Anal B*tch" gets you the win.

If it means I win, sure.

[CaliforniaChief]

I'll go back to LittleBoPeep if it means I win.

If you'll never ever say anything more about the Rams, St. Louis, or anything to do with that, I'll consider it.

[Donger]

Wait, Shogun is a n00b? I change my vote.

[Rams Fan]

BRC, Planetman is ineligible in this n00b contest. He signed up in 2006.

[Shogun]

You can all eat/drink at my tailgate until you can't walk and I'll even drive you home, tuck you in AND fuck your wife!

[Rams Fan]

I promise $1,000 in Casino Cash for every vote I get.

[The Franchise]

Every vote for Shogun gets $5000 in casino cash.

[Rams Fan]

Could someone sponsor me in Casino Cash, please?

[Donger]

I promise $1,000 in Casino Cash for every vote I get.

Warning: "Gotta spread that casino cash around."

[2112]

Im sorry, but I had to change my vote to shogun after seeing Rams fan vote for himself..lol.. Never pimp yourself out in this prestigious contest.

[Rams Fan]

Im sorry, but I had to change my vote to shogun after seeing Rams fan vote for himself..lol.. Never pimp yourself out in this prestigious contest.

Shogun voted for himself. You bastard.

[Donger]

Shogun voted for himself. You bastard.

Yeah, but he has panache.

[LiveSteam]

Im sorry, but I had to change my vote to shogun after seeing Rams fan vote for himself..lol.. Never pimp yourself out in this prestigious contest.

Like Obama

[Shogun]

Shogun voted for himself. You bastard.

It was aimed at Livesteam, if somebody wants to change it go for it. That guys funny.

[Rams Fan]

Fine, $10,000 in Casino Cash.

[bevischief]

Let the bribes begin.

[LiveSteam]

It was aimed at Livesteam, if somebody wants to change it go for it. That guys funny.

Im just hoping to beat the server

[Rams Fan]

If I win, I'll let the public vote to change my username, avatar and signature.

[Shogun]

I had to turn off the TV for a minute while i ate.. I can't listen to Lou Holtz talk while im eating

[FAX]

Are any of these guys ... you know ... actual Chiefs fans?

FAX

[Shogun]

If I win, I'll let the public vote to change my username, avatar and signature.

Rams fan wants to bring the title home to St Louis!

[LiveSteam]

If I win, I'll let the public vote to change my username, avatar and signature.

Man up & get a tat that has a Chiefs logo, & noob of the year around it

[2112]

Shogun voted for himself. You bastard.

I just noticed that..lol. too late. :evil:

[Donger]

Rams Fan is beginning to remind me of Dana Carvey's imitation of John McCain:

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[Rams Fan]

Rams fan wants to bring the title home to St Louis!

I'll mail the trophy to Overland Park.

[The Franchise]

Fine, $10,000 in Casino Cash.

lol. You're good for 12 votes.

[Rams Fan]

I just noticed that..lol. too late. :evil:

You could make up for it if you help the cause.

[Rams Fan]

lol. You're good for 12 votes.

That's gonna be 120 if I can get some sponsors.

[Rams Fan]

I will rep everyone who votes for me to eleventy.

[Shogun]

I promise a playoff win ensuing victory should it happen.

[Rams Fan]

I promise a playoff win ensuing victory should it happen.

I promise an AFC Championship Game at Arrowhead.

[2112]

Rams Fan is beginning to remind me of Dana Carvey's imitation of John McCain:

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He reminds me of ed grimley

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[Rams Fan]

kchero, you will receive your cash after I count up my votes.

[Stinger]

Hint to contestants ..... Pics of hot girlfriends or wives will go a lot farther with this group than casino cash .......

[Shogun]

Hint to contestants ..... Pics of hot girlfriends or wives will go a lot farther with this group than casino cash .......

I can do this

[The Franchise]

I can do this

Do it and I up my casino cash offer.


Nudes get you more. :D

[Shogun]

Post it or PM?

[Rams Fan]

If Shogun posts it, I'm out.

[kstater]

I've got 100k casino cash for every Pawnmower vote if he wins. I'll transfer the money to him and he'll deal with the trouble of dispersing it.

[The Franchise]

Post it or PM?

PM me first.

ROFL

[LiveSteam]

does last place win anything ?
ass hole of the year or something

[Shogun]

SENT

[CupidStunt]

First person to hook me up with $100k C/C gets my vote.

[The Franchise]

SENT

Shogun is now officially backed by Pestilence.

[Shogun]

First person to hook me up with $100k C/C gets my vote.

Sent all I had

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Every vote for Shogun gets $5000 in casino cash.

Rep too?

[Rams Fan]

Rep too?

I'll throw rep in if you vote for me.

[The Franchise]

$20,000 in casino cash and rep from me for every vote for Shogun.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'll throw rep in if you vote for me.

You're cool with me RF, but I can not in good conscience elect a non-Chiefs fan.

If we have "Opposing Fan of the Year", you get my vote.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

$20,000 in casino cash and rep from me for every vote for Shogun.

Done. I nominated the little bastard, but I wants my bribery too!:evil:

[Rams Fan]

You're cool with me RF, but I can not in good conscience elect a non-Chiefs fan.

If we have "Opposing Fan of the Year", you get my vote.

But I gave you the Clausen thread....

[Mr. Flopnuts]

This is easy. The New Server should win this hands down. It's already contributed more than any of these n00bs ever will.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

But I gave you the Clausen thread....

And I just gave you 19K in pos-rep for your fine contribution.

[Shogun]

This is easy. The New Server should win this hands down. It's already contributed more than any of these n00bs ever will.

This is probably true but not set in stone.

[Gonzo]

Pay me motherfuckers. 1 million in casino cash and a shit load o' rep will do it.
Posted via Mobile Device

[Rams Fan]

Fine, I'll give everyone rep who votes for the new server.

[CupidStunt]

Sent all I had

Good luck. :thumb:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

This is probably true but not set in stone.

Don't take it personally dude. I have a Ron Jeremy Rep Stick, and that new server contributes more than I ever will. And I'm kind of a big deal.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

1 :Poke: with The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick for everyone who votes for the new server. And 10k in casino cash. Just send me a PM after you vote and my will be done.

[LaChapelle]

I hope the winner is a Skip mult

[Stinger]

Hint to contestants ..... Pics of hot girlfriends or wives will go a lot farther with this group than casino cash .......

I can do this

Do it and I up my casino cash offer.


Nudes get you more. :D

Post it or PM?

PM me first.

ROFL

SENT


Hey Wait a minute here ................. :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

I should have been more specific.... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[Shogun]

Don't take it personally dude. I have a Ron Jeremy Rep Stick, and that new server contributes more than I ever will. And I'm kind of a big deal.

Oh I dont, I agree the new server was the best gift ever that keeps on giving.

[The Franchise]

Hey Wait a minute here ................. :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

I should have been more specific.... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

:thumb: Thanks man.

[Rams Fan]

If the new server loses, I'm gonna be pissed.

[RAIDER951]

Hey how come I didn't make the list? Not annoying enough or what?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Oh I dont, I agree the new server was the best gift ever that keeps on giving.

I'd totally vote for you if The New Server weren't in it.

[Extra Point]

Who has posted most, without quoting, in the girlie pics thread?

[HemiEd]

You have Planetman on there twice, and I could only vote for one of them. I don't think he was a 2010 n00b though.

[Shogun]

Hey Wait a minute here ................. :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

I should have been more specific.... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

done

[Rams Fan]

Who has posted most, without quoting, in the girlie pics thread?

I don't post in that thread, I just look.

[Shogun]

I don't post in that thread, I just look.

http://files.redux.com/images/5b63143089ecc5732f333a21af13df1c/condthumb460x600

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

This is easy. The New Server should win this hands down. It's already contributed more than any of these n00bs ever will.


That

[KurtCobain]

Vote for spida_man22 or die.

http://bwog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/vote_or_die.jpg

[Rams Fan]

done

PM please and I will back you up in the rep market.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

http://files.redux.com/images/5b63143089ecc5732f333a21af13df1c/condthumb460x600

LMAO This shit is why I won't mind if you win.

[Donger]

Wait, the new server is an option? Done.

[Ming the Merciless]

It would make a lot of sense to pick Shogun since about the only threads he cares about are the ones that have to do with Noob of the year...

[Shogun]

It would make a lot of sense to pick Shogun since about the only threads he cares about are the ones that have to do with Noob of the year...

You had more posts in the n00b thread than I did ROFL

[HemiEd]

You have Planetman on there twice, and I could only vote for one of them. I don't think he was a 2010 n00b though.

2006! ROFL

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=7700

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Wait, the new server is an option? Done.

Your bribe has been sent. Remember folks, if you vote, PM me to be sure of being paid and repped. If I see it, I'll send it, if I don't, it's on you to let me know.

[Rams Fan]

You had more posts in the n00b thread than I did ROFL

The impressive thing is you've been here since September and you have over 2,500 posts.:thumb:

[Ming the Merciless]

You had more posts in the n00b thread than I did ROFL

O really? Including the ones where you beg people for votes then promise not to vote for yourself...?

LOL

Sad...

[Shogun]

the only reason Pawnmower is a chiefs fan is because everytime he sees red it reminds him to change his damn tampon.

[Shogun]

O really? Including the ones where you beg people for votes then promise not to vote for yourself...?

LOL

Sad...

This issue has been addressed

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Damn. Donger sent back my 10k, and another 10k to pay someone else with. He must really not like you fuckers.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Server 2011!!eleventyone!!!1111

[Ming the Merciless]

This issue has been addressed

Yes, you are a douche. This was established quite a while ago tho...Hope the drafturbator semen tastes as good on the wway up as it did on the way down.

[Bearcat]

1 :Poke: with The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick for everyone who votes for the new server. And 10k in casino cash.

Done, hit me (no homo).

[Ming the Merciless]

1 :Poke: with The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick for everyone who votes for the new server. And 10k in casino cash. Just send me a PM after you vote and my will be done.

Aww damnnit I couldve used some cash

[DaFace]

I voted for warispeace. He saved me a lot of trouble with the new header pics.

Sent from my Optimus S using Tapatalk.

[Shogun]

Yes, you are a douche. This was established quite a while ago tho...Hope the drafturbator semen tastes as good on the wway up as it did on the way down.

This award means more to me than your life

[Ming the Merciless]

This award means more to me than your life

Congrats! Your contributions in the various noob of the year threads was really great. You deserve this.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Done, hit me (no homo).

Done.

[Donger]

This Pawnmower person reminds me of Crazy Coffey when he first showed up here. At least, I think it was Crazy Coffey.

[KurtCobain]

I'll kill any n00b who fucks around from here forth.

[Shogun]

Congrats! Your contributions in the various noob of the year threads was really great. You deserve this.

were*

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Yes, you are a douche. This was established quite a while ago tho...Hope the drafturbator semen tastes as good on the wway up as it did on the way down.

I'm thinking politics is not a good career option for you.

[yhf]

I voted for Shogun. His post count coupled with the fact that he is actually a Chiefs fan made the decision a no brainer. The new server would make an excellent Vice notY in my opinion.

Inasmuch as I am on the ballot I suppose that I should say a few words for myself. From day one my campaign has been founded upon a handful of basic principles. My board presence is marginal at best and rife with apathy, however it is occasionally punctuated by brief outbursts of n00b shitheadedness (often times fueled by excessive consumption of alcohol). So uh... in summary a vote for me represents your disgust for this years n00b class, It says "I prefer my n00bs too be seldom seen and always ignored". Or something. Thank you for your time and vote for Shogun.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I nominate Jive Ass for coolest new n00b name.

[Stinger]

done

Shogun is now officially backed by Stinger.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I voted for Shogun. His post count coupled with the fact that he is actually a Chiefs fan made the decision a no brainer. The new server would make an excellent Vice notY in my opinion.

Inasmuch as I am on the ballot I suppose that I should say a few words for myself. From day one my campaign has been founded upon a handful of basic principles. My board presence is marginal at best and rife with apathy, however it is occasionally punctuated by brief outbursts of n00b shitheadedness (often times fueled by excessive consumption of alcohol). So uh... in summary a vote for me represents your disgust for this years n00b class, It says "I prefer my n00bs too be seldom seen and always ignored". Or something. Thank you for your time and vote for Shogun.

ROFL Rep.

[BigRedChief]

Wait, the new server is an option? Done.It was nominated and 2nd'd. Checked the Academy by-laws and nothing in there against hardware. :thumb:

[Shogun]

I voted for Shogun. His post count coupled with the fact that he is actually a Chiefs fan made the decision a no brainer. The new server would make an excellent Vice notY in my opinion.

Inasmuch as I am on the ballot I suppose that I should say a few words for myself. From day one my campaign has been founded upon a handful of basic principles. My board presence is marginal at best and rife with apathy, however it is occasionally punctuated by brief outbursts of n00b shitheadedness (often times fueled by excessive consumption of alcohol). So uh... in summary a vote for me represents your disgust for this years n00b class, It says "I prefer my n00bs too be seldom seen and always ignored". Or something. Thank you for your time and vote for Shogun.

You're in OP? I will buy you beer or jump your car someday.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Listen. We have a voter who has been with us for 7 years, and has not posted 1 single, solitary time cast a vote. Her name is Chiefschick23. Who did she vote for? The New Fucking Server, that's who. Why? Because she recognizes quality, contribution, suave, and sex appeal. She's been here longer than most of you. She knows these things. Vote for The New Server.

[WV]

I'll vote for shogun, but I want in on the pics or it's the new server!

And Ohhhhhh yes quality and reality matter! :)

[Shogun]

Consider it done

[Rams Fan]

The New Server and Shogun are tied for the lead. LMAO

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Listen. We have a voter who has been with us for 7 years, and has not posted 1 single, solitary time cast a vote. Her name is Chiefschick23. Who did she vote for? The New Fucking Server, that's who. Why? Because she recognizes quality, contribution, suave, and sex appeal. She's been here longer than most of you. She knows these things. Vote for The New Server.

ROFL I know CC23.

CC, you dirty little lurker, you.:evil:

[Rams Fan]

I'll give Shogun casino cash to donate for votes if he shows me the pic.

[Donger]

This thread makes me feel unclean. Not unlike the 2008 POTUS election.

[Bwana]

Hmmmm? :hmmm:

[Stinger]

This thread makes me feel unclean. .

[Insert leg washing joke here]



:p

[Donger]

[Insert leg washing joke here]



:p

No one has any proof that that thread ever existed.

[FAX]

It appears that Mr. Rams Fan's campaign is all shot to hell.

Sad to see that Mr. vhf hasn't received a single vote. Perhaps he needs to call out a pillowbiter or two.

FAX

[Bearcat]

Listen. We have a voter who has been with us for 7 years, and has not posted 1 single, solitary time cast a vote. Her name is Chiefschick23. Who did she vote for? The New ****ing Server, that's who. Why? Because she recognizes quality, contribution, suave, and sex appeal. She's been here longer than most of you. She knows these things. Vote for The New Server.

I guess if some woman shows up at the tailgate this Sunday, asking each guy "are you the one with the Ron Jeremy Rep Stick?"...

I now know whose name I'm putting on my name tag.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I guess if some woman shows up at the tailgate this Sunday, asking each guy "are you the one with the Ron Jeremy Rep Stick?"...

I now know whose name I'm putting on my name tag.

If she asks you, just look at her and say "Baby, you look like you need more cowbell".

[yhf]

You're in OP? I will buy you beer or jump your car someday.

Perfectly executed! As your self appointed campaign manager I would encourage you to make as many hollow promises as possible. Hell while we are at it you should go ahead and promise to reinstate tags and spearhead a n00b reform program that will require all n00bs to wash the cars of all long term members in good standing, Also included in the bill will be a complete overhaul of the rep system that will please all CP members AND loads of casino cash will be earmarked for Mr. Flopnuts and all of the other big rep stick havin' mofo's on the board.

[CaliforniaChief]

Pay me motherfuckers. 1 million in casino cash and a shit load o' rep will do it.
Posted via Mobile Device

Still recovering from our brutal MVP race last year? LMAO

[yhf]

It appears that Mr. Rams Fan's campaign is all shot to hell.

Sad to see that Mr. vhf hasn't received a single vote. Perhaps he needs to call out a pillowbiter or two.

FAX

My campaign is based entirely upon an underwhelming slacker ethos. I am just too lazy to engage in any mudslinging.

[2112]

I have a Parliamentary inquiry to the prestigious panel.

How come that dude JD10367 or whatever his name is (The Patriots poster) is not included? that guy is a funny mofo!

[Rams Fan]

I'll just run for 2011 n00b of the year and you can't stop me.

[Ming the Merciless]

Came someone make me an avvy that says "I came in 3rd for 2010 noob of the year behind a dipshit and a computer" ?

Edit

Just in case - I might need one that reads

"I came in 4th behind a computer, a dipshit , and a lambs fan"

Thanks in advance

[Rams Fan]

The Rams Fan train is back in motion 7 votes now.

[Shogun]

http://i56.tinypic.com/281auc7.jpg

[Chiefspants]

I'm tossing my support for Rams Fan.

[Rams Fan]

Edit

Just in case - I might need one that reads

"I came in 4th behind a computer, a dipshit , and a lambs fan"

Thanks in advance

You crazy idiot!:harumph:

[Gonzo]

Still recovering from our brutal MVP race last year? LMAO

Fricken Rainman...
Him and his lackey, DaFace took nearly a month of my MVPness away from me. Oh the things I could have accomplished, (besides the new server).
Cheating mofos.

Now then, n00bs...
Always remember how much pull I've got around these parts. Pay up bitches.
Posted via Mobile Device

[chasedude]

Sorry guys but the "new server" gets my vote!

[Rams Fan]

We can still make this happen.

[CaliforniaChief]

We can still make this happen.

Not if I don't want it to happen. /n00bserver

[Kclee]

I voted for warispeace. He saved me a lot of trouble with the new header pics.

Sent from my Optimus S using Tapatalk.

Yep. Very underrated poster.

[yhf]

Fricken Rainman...
Him and his lackey, DaFace took nearly a month of my MVPness away from me. Oh the things I could have accomplished, (besides the new server).
Cheating mofos.

Now then, n00bs...
Always remember how much pull I've got around these parts. Pay up bitches.
Posted via Mobile Device

I will pay you $3597 casino cash to use your pull.

[TrebMaxx]

1 :Poke: with The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick for everyone who votes for the new server. And 10k in casino cash. Just send me a PM after you vote and my will be done.

Done.

[CaliforniaChief]

I learned my lesson last year. Don't vote early, just vote often. It pays in spades.

[58-4ever]

No one has any proof that that thread ever existed.

It exists in our minds...it's just something we can't "unknow" about you

[kysirsoze]

$20,000 in casino cash and rep from me for every vote for Shogun.


<<<<< waiting

[kchero]

Gave my vote to Rams Fan, no disrespect to the other noobs, but I give the guy props for being pretty laid back on another teams forum.

[Bugeater]

I have a Parliamentary inquiry to the prestigious panel.

How come that dude JD10367 or whatever his name is (The Patriots poster) is not included? that guy is a funny mofo!
Go look at his join date you stoopid n00b.

[Gonzo]

I will pay you $3597 casino cash to use your pull.
Bwahahaha... You've got some stones, n00b.

Nice.
Posted via Mobile Device

[BigRedChief]

Bwahahaha... You've got some stones, n00b.

Nice.
Posted via Mobile DeviceIs thw wifes boobage in the bribe hopper this year? And who is the beneficiary? Or was that the MVP vote?

[2112]

Go look at his join date you stoopid n00b.

March 2009. and there was no winner in 2009, so shouldnt he be a candidate in 2010?

[ImmodiumAD]

Go look at his join date you stoopid n00b.

Look who's calling somebody stoopid. LOL! It's that dumbass Bugeater again!

[LiveSteam]

Look who's calling somebody stoopid. LOL! It's that dumbass Bugeater again!

I once ripped a mans eyes out of his head, & pissed on his brain. For less than what you just said.

[jbwm89]

Apparently my self nomination did not go through, that being said I'll vote for pawnmover.

[Bugeater]

March 2009. and there was no winner in 2009, so shouldnt he be a candidate in 2010?
What freaking year are you living in? BossChief won in 2009, and this is for 2010.

[Bugeater]

Look who's calling somebody stoopid. LOL! It's that dumbass Bugeater again!
Why I outta... :cuss:

[LiveSteam]

KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

What freaking year are you living in? BossChief won in 2009, and this is for 2010.

The n00bishness is infecting brains all over this thread.

St00pid n00bs.

[BigRedChief]

Apparently my self nomination did not go through, that being said I'll vote for pawnmover.Nominating thyself is not allowed. Voting for thyself is allowed. Academy by law, page 6 paragraph 3 line 6.

[2112]

What freaking year are you living in? BossChief won in 2009, and this is for 2010.

This n00b thing is soo confusing. it's a good thing you're on top of everything!

[2112]

Why I outta... :cuss:

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/new/blamemax2.gif

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<table class="tborder" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td class="alt1" width="75%">The new server </td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap"> http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/polls/bar6-l.gifhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/polls/bar6.gifhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/polls/bar6-r.gifhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/clear.gif </td> <td class="alt1" title="Votes" align="center" nowrap="nowrap" width="12%">19 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=9607)</td> <td class="alt2" align="right" nowrap="nowrap" width="13%">25.00%</td></tr></tbody></table>

[Sassy Squatch]

Haha one vote for me. I'm the Ralph Nader of the N00bs

BTW, It's not my own...

[Rams Fan]

Can we get a sticky?

[JOhn]

Gave my vote to Rams Fan, no disrespect to the other noobs, but I give the guy props for being pretty laid back on another teams forum.

This....

I'm giving Rep for voting for Rams fan

(official endorsement)

[BossChief]

It's too bad yhf hasn't contributed more over the last few months cause I think he would walk away with the kotn coffee cup this year

[Lumpy]

As with any "N00b of the Year", "CP MVP", "CP'er w/ the Most Sand in their Vagina" award, my vote goes to the one that kisses my ass the most. :D

[Bugeater]

As with any "N00b of the Year", "CP MVP", "CP'er w/ the Most Sand in their Vagina" award, my vote goes to the one that kisses my ass the most. :D
I'll give you $500,000 in casino cash if you vote for the server.

[WebGem]

I'll give you $500,000 in casino cash if you vote for the server.


LOL

[Lumpy]

I'll give you $500,000 in casino cash if you vote for the server.

Meh. I don't play in the casino. I would just end up spreading the wealth to others that do. *cough* Gonzo *cough* That bitch is always stealing my moneys.

[Bugeater]

I'll give you $500,000 in casino cash if you vote for the server.

Actually, that goes for anyone here on out (while supplies last), plus I'll hook you up with rep.

The following people are not eligible:

Bearcat (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=421), Carls20yearplan (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=12710), chasedude (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=6476), ChiefPote (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=7204), ChiefsChick23 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=2800), digger12291970 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=9078), Donger (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=3166), Flachief58 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=8158), H5N1 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=1589), Jewish Rabbi (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=10204), LaChapelle (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=11952), Marcellus (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=2731), Mr. Flopnuts (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=5360), notorious (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=5747), SDChiefs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=11622), stlchiefs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=8957), suds79 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=273), TrebMaxx (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=6708), truebigdog (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=3757), Wyatt Earp (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=14351)

Sorry guys, you voted too soon.

[Bugeater]

Meh. I don't play in the casino. I would just end up spreading the wealth to others that do. *cough* Gonzo *cough* That bitch is always stealing my moneys.
How about some high-powered rep?

[LiveSteam]

Go lil new server thingy,GO!
You can do it.

[Lumpy]

How about some high-powered rep?

Nah. I'm good on rep too. I prefer ass kissing. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Hell, I'll even throw in $5000 CC and a kind-of-sort-of high-powered rep to the winner of my vote. Ya know, to make it more fun.

[Bugeater]

Nah. I'm good on rep too. I prefer ass kissing. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Hell, I'll even throw in $5000 CC and a kind-of-sort-of high-powered rep to the winner of my vote. Ya know, to make it more fun.
Oh, so you want to be difficult, huh?

How about this, vote for the server or I'll infract your ass into oblivion.

[LiveSteam]

The Server deserves a better name. Like Pat.

[Lumpy]

Oh, so you want to be difficult, huh?

How about this, vote for the server or I'll infract your ass into oblivion.

ROFL Fine, more beer and ribs for me come this Spring. :p

[Fumblerooski]

I voted for shogun, the new server kicks ass and all, but dammit... An actual n00b must win... I don't want to be leaderless like 2008's class... Fuck That... PROMISE THEM BEER SHOGUN!!!! (and deliver)

[Fumblerooski]

(The New Server has a Tom Cable fetish...)

[Fumblerooski]

(The New Server has Club Level seats... But spends the game inside at the bar.)

[CaliforniaChief]

Rep and Cash from Floppy and Bug? I'm in.

n00bserver FTW!

[Bugeater]

(The New Server has Club Level seats... But spends the game inside at the bar.)
LIES!

[Fumblerooski]

(The New Server bought Buck a new Bolts hat because it felt bad for him...)

[Buck]

Shogun is the only one of the candidates that is a Supporter of the website. This is a no-brainer.

[Fumblerooski]

(The New Server posts on WPI...)

[yhf]

I prefer ass kissing. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Hell, I'll even throw in $5000 CC and a kind-of-sort-of high-powered rep to the winner of my vote. Ya know, to make it more fun.

Smooch smooch Mrs. Lumpy. Shall I list the ways I revere thee... I... uh... think you are super cool and uh... you post stuff that's cool and you kick ass and stuff.

Vote for Shogun. Don't vote for fucking skynet!

[Bugeater]

Shogun is the only one of the candidates that is a Supporter of the website. This is a no-brainer.
Hey now, the server IS the website.

[Fumblerooski]

(The New Server stole Priest Holmes nachos while wearing a Peyton Manning Jersey...)

[Fumblerooski]

Hey now, the server IS the website.

(The server also hosts the Al Sharpton POTUS in 2012 site...)

[alnorth]

"The new server" is a dumb gimmick option. It was nominated in an arguably unsuccessful attempt to be clever and funny, and is attracting votes from those who likewise want to appear to be clever and funny. This contest should be for a new poster, or for none of the above if no poster is worthy.

Tough call for me, I like both major candidates.

[Lumpy]

Smooch smooch Mrs. Lumpy. Shall I list the ways I revere thee... I... uh... think you are super cool and uh... you post stuff that's cool and you kick ass and stuff.

Vote for Shogun. Don't vote for ****ing skynet!

Not bad. LMAO I will consider this ass kissing. However, you kind of... uh... struggled with giving me... uh... firm compliments.

[Rams Fan]

Not bad. LMAO I will consider this ass kissing. However, you kind of... uh... struggled with giving me... uh... firm compliments.

You're one of the most interesting women on the (Chiefs) Planet. You once had an awkward moment just to know what it was like.

[luv]

I'm sure this has been pointed out, but we do realize that Planetman is 4th and Long, right?

[Fumblerooski]

Nah. I'm good on rep too. I prefer ass kissing. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Hell, I'll even throw in $5000 CC and a kind-of-sort-of high-powered rep to the winner of my vote. Ya know, to make it more fun.

If the perfect blend of class, beauty, intelligence, wit, and fuck you the defense is on the field and I'm gonna scream like a stuck pig had a name... It would be Lumpy...

A vote for shogun is a vote for righteousness...

[CaliforniaChief]

You're one of the most interesting women on the (Chiefs) Planet. You once had an awkward moment just to know what it was like.

:facepalm:

The new server is embarrassed to allow you to post here.

[Lumpy]

You're one of the most interesting women on the (Chiefs) Planet. You once had an awkward moment just to know what it was like.

Considered. Thx!

Stay thirsty my friend!

Edit: FWI there are more interesting women on CP than me. I'm just here for the free coffee and pie.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Dude. Rep from Bugeater AND myself would put any of you schleps into the top 10. Vote for the Goddamned server.

[Phobia]

I have decided I want Alamoswim to win this contest. I will double all other legitimate offers if you vote for Alamoswim.

[Buck]

Dude. Rep from Bugeater AND myself would put any of you schleps into the top 10. Vote for the Goddamned server.

I will neg anyone who votes for the server, four times. That should about cover your rep.

[Bugeater]

I'm sure this has been pointed out, but we do realize that Planetman is 4th and Long, right?
There's that, and the fact that he didn't join in 2010, and despite all of that he is listed in the poll not once, but twice. The fail in the Academy is strong this year.

[alnorth]

+Shogun

Tie during playoff week goes to the Chief fan.

[Lumpy]

Dude. Rep from Bugeater AND myself would put any of you schleps into the top 10. Vote for the Goddamned server.

I considered this Floppy, I did. But I'm in the top 35 IIRC, and I'm not greedy. :D

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I will neg anyone who votes for the server, four times. That should about cover your rep.

Don't cross Bugeater and I. We'll put you in the fucking stone age n00b.

[Bugeater]

I have decided I want Alamoswim to win this contest. I will double all other legitimate offers if you vote for Alamoswim.
Who the fuck is Alamoswim?

[Buck]

I considered this Floppy, I did. But I'm in the top 35 IIRC, and I'm not greedy. :D

Check Gonzo's page.

[Buck]

Don't cross Bugeater and I. We'll put you in the fucking stone age n00b.

I aint scared.

[Bugeater]

I considered this Floppy, I did. But I'm in the top 35 IIRC, and I'm not greedy. :D
Don't make us put you in the bottom 35. :shake:

[Phobia]

Who the **** is Alamoswim?

No clue, which is why he deserves the title. He hasn't irritated me yet.

[Rams Fan]

Don't cross Bugeater and I. We'll put you in the ****ing stone age n00b.

Do that to Chiefsrgood.

[Buck]

Do that to Chiefsrgood.

He doesn't need Flop and Bug to do that.

[Bugeater]

No clue, which is why he deserves the title. He hasn't irritated me yet.
Hmmm...tough to argue with that. Has he/she ever even posted?

[Rams Fan]

He doesn't need Flop and Bug to do that.

But if they do, he'd be negged all the way back before the caveman age. I'm talking before Dinosaurs and shit.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You fuckers don't deserve The New Server. You don't appreciate The New Server. The New Server should start posting at WPI.

[Rams Fan]

You ****ers don't deserve The New Server. You don't appreciate The New Server. The New Server should start posting at WPI.

I'm taking my talents to East St. Louis.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm taking my talents to East St. Louis.

Dude, just don't stop the car and you'll be fine.

[alnorth]

You ****ers don't deserve The New Server. You don't appreciate The New Server. The New Server should start posting at WPI.

The new server was probably manufactured in Baltimore.

[Phobia]

$10,000,000 casino cash to new campaign managers for alamoswim for the cause. You start campaigning for alamoswim and earn 1,000,000 for every 10 votes you help to bring to the cause. When alamoswim wins all participating campaign managers get a casino cash bump to $10 Mill total each. If I have 10 campaign managers, that's fine with me. I will give out 100,000,000 as long as alamoswim wins.

[KurtCobain]

Vote for spida_man22.

[Rams Fan]

Dude, just don't stop the car and you'll be fine.

I'm taking the server with me.

[Fumblerooski]

(The New Server posts on WPI...)

^^^^

You ****ers don't deserve The New Server. You don't appreciate The New Server. The New Server should start posting at WPI.

[Lumpy]

Check Gonzo's page.

LMAO Now I'm hungry for some tators! Wait, why did you google "Lumpy"? You won't find much. ;)

Don't make us put you in the bottom 35. :shake:

:spock: It's simple, Bugeater, tell you're friend, Server, to play by my rules and he will get my vote. I'm calling the shots here.

[Rams Fan]

$10,000,000 casino cash to new campaign managers for alamoswim for the cause. You start campaigning for alamoswim and earn 1,000,000 for every 10 votes you help to bring to the cause. When alamoswim wins all participating campaign managers get a casino cash bump to $10 Mill total each. If I have 10 campaign managers, that's fine with me. I will give out 100,000,000 as long as alamoswim wins.

Alamoswim is ineligible for this contest. He signed up in 2004.

[Buck]

My grandpa was born in East St. Louis, IL.

[Phobia]

Campaign managers will be required to bully and harass campaigners for all other candidates. I will start neg repping all other campaigners immediately. Who is with me?

[alnorth]

The value of casino cash is slightly lower than the Mexican Peso. We're all swimming in it.

Shogun is clearly king of the n00bs. His posting is superior to all other candidates, he's a chief fan, and it is playoff week.

[Buck]

LMAO Now I'm hungry for some tators! Wait, why did you google "Lumpy". You won't find much. ;)

I was looking for n00dz

[Rams Fan]

Campaign managers will be required to bully and harass campaigners for all other candidates. I will start neg repping all other campaigners immediately. Who is with me?

I'm not campaigning for anyone, but Alamoswim is ineligible(signed up in 2004).

[Buck]

By the way, Shogun was the only n00b talked about at the Bash.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

FUCKING FRAUDS!!!

[Phobia]

Alamoswim is ineligible for this contest. He signed up in 2004.

That's just not true. Stop spreading awful campaign rumors. Neg rep for you.

[Fumblerooski]

(The New Server shot JFK.... and John Goodman...)

[Rams Fan]

That's just not true. Stop spreading awful campaign rumors. Neg rep for you.

Please no, Mr. Phobia.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Fumblerooskie fucked the broad in his avatar. Twice.

[KurtCobain]

Alamoswim is ineligible for this contest. He signed up in 2004.

So vote for spida_man22. He signed up in 2010. Which makes him eligible.

[luv]

There's that, and the fact that he didn't join in 2010, and despite all of that he is listed in the poll not once, but twice. The fail in the Academy is strong this year.

I thought I was seeing double. He maybe on the committee?

[Rams Fan]

Mr. Flopnuts keeps on +1 upping Princess Peach. Needless to say, she went to Luigi.

[Bugeater]

I'm not campaigning for anyone, but Alamoswim is ineligible(signed up in 2004).
OHHHHHH.....

<iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1ytCEuuW2_A" frameborder="0"></iframe>

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=4272

Nice catch.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

So vote for spida_man22. He signed up in 2010. Which makes him eligible.

HE. IS. A. FUCKING. RAVENS. FAN. :cuss:

[Phobia]

So vote for spida_man22. He signed up in 2010. Which makes him eligible.

Neg rep.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Mr. Flopnuts keeps on +1 upping Princess Peach. Needless to say, she went to Luigi.

You're pressing your fucking luck, Rams Fan.

[Phobia]

OHHHHHH.....

<iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1ytCEuuW2_A" frameborder="0"></iframe>

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=4272

Nice catch.
I clicked your dumb link and he appears to be on the up & up to me.

[Bugeater]

I thought I was seeing double. He maybe on the committee?
This entire election has been a monumental disaster for the committee. Heads need to roll for this one.

[Rams Fan]

You're pressing your ****ing luck, Rams Fan.

I'm pulling for the Chiefs in the playoffs. And you can keep Brendan Ryan and his awesome mustache.

[KurtCobain]

HE. IS. A. ****ING. RAVENS. FAN. :cuss:

No he's not.

[Lumpy]

I was looking for n00dz

LMAO

Yeah, like I would post my "n00dz" on the webs and relate them w/ my CP username. Pfffffttttt...

This reminds me... I need to login to slaphappymidgethumpers.com and change a few file names. :D

[Mr. Flopnuts]

No he's not.

Dude, I read his post that said "Go Ravens!" Booshit.

[Fumblerooski]

Fumblerooskie ****ed the broad in his avatar. Twice.

Only because she voted for shogun.. :(

Sometimes I gotta take one for the team..

(The New Server shot Merriman up with his roids before the Priest neck injury game..)

[Phobia]

No he's not.

Become a campaign manager for Alamoswim or I will eat your rep for breakfast and steal your casino cash.

[KurtCobain]

Dude, I read his post that said "Go Ravens!" Booshit.

ROFL Just looked it up. Maybe he meant go chiefs. He did it on my computer, he's just not keyboard/internet savvy.
However, everyone who votes for him or campaigns for him can have a pint of some cheap intoxicating substance at the playoff game this week.

[CaliforniaChief]

You ingrates. You forget all those times you came on here to check the latest news on John Goodman's vital signs...get the latest on all the insightful nicknames for Chiefs' players...or get the latest on MTG #10's personal life. And you got NOTHING.

N.O.T.H.I.N.G.

The old server was too busy. Too much traffic. Not responding. Rams Blue Screen of Death.

So now our new server is in place and you can watch all of Gif Horse/GoChiefs/ClayWhit's epic videos and .gifs without a hitch.

Shogun is a worthy n00b. Rams Fan is a Rams fan. Doesn't it make sense, though that the winner of ChiefsPlanet n00b of 2010 would be ChiefsPlanet?

[KurtCobain]

Become a campaign manager for Alamoswim or I will eat your rep for breakfast and steal your casino cash.

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/14274/ObamaHellNo.jpg

[Lumpy]

Doesn't it make sense, though that the winner of ChiefsPlanet n00b of 2010 would be ChiefsPlanet?

So what you're saying is Chiefsplanet is a n00b due to the new server? That is some deep shit right there. LMAO