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Joe Seahawk
01-07-2011, 03:08 PM
I hope this isn't a re-post.

http://www.wwltv.com/news/Man-missing-after-jumping-into-river-to-elude-police-113088204.html

booyaf2
01-07-2011, 03:09 PM
How's about a little distraction Baltimore?

Dayze
01-07-2011, 03:11 PM
great; now the Raven's D will play lights out in honor of Reeds brother.


edit; removed Reed and replaced it with Raven's D.

JD10367
01-07-2011, 03:13 PM
See what happens when you don't have a great radio voice? Let that be a lesson to you, kids.

TimeForWasp
01-07-2011, 03:13 PM
That's too bad.

Old Dog
01-07-2011, 03:13 PM
"Admitting that her son had problems with drugs and alcohol in the past, Karen Reed said she believes that it was a traffic stop by police that led to the pursuit."

No kidding? So you're saying if they hadn't tried to stop him, he wouldn't have ran.

Dayze
01-07-2011, 03:14 PM
"...you'll end up in a VAN down by the river"!

/ obligatory

Dante84
01-07-2011, 03:14 PM
Holy shit.

JD10367
01-07-2011, 03:15 PM
I hope the AV guy who runs Arrowhead uses this to the Chiefs' advantage when it comes to in-between-plays music to pump through the loudspeaker. I suggest Van Halen's "Jump", the Boston-themed "Love That Dirty Water", the Talking Heads's "Take Me To The River"... There's gotta be more they can use.

Dante84
01-07-2011, 03:15 PM
If he drowned.... Reed can't possibly play.

I'm not hoping that's the case, I'm just throwing that out there.

WebGem
01-07-2011, 03:17 PM
Holy shit. I hope he's okay.

SAUTO
01-07-2011, 03:17 PM
If he drowned.... Reed can't possibly play.

I'm not hoping that's the case, I'm just throwing that out there.

depends how close they are, please let them be close. not hoping he's dead just saying i hope they are a close family because it makes me happy to see families that are close

JD10367
01-07-2011, 03:17 PM
If he drowned.... Reed can't possibly play.

I'm not hoping that's the case, I'm just throwing that out there.

CNN has just reported that, upon hearing this story, Rex Reed threw Eli Manning into the Hudson. Details to follow. :D

KC_Lee
01-07-2011, 03:17 PM
So if Ed Reed misses the game because of his brother and we win you know how the media will spin it.

Dayze
01-07-2011, 03:17 PM
how long until someone posts something along the lines of
"Wow...I can't believe you guys. This is a horrible thing for Ed to go through. It's just a football game, this is real life. You guys wouldn't be saying these things if it was Eric Berry we're talking about.". etc.

....probably in the next 10 posts or so.

ModSocks
01-07-2011, 03:18 PM
depends how close they are, please let them be close. not hoping he's dead just saying i hope they are a close family because it makes me happy to see families that are close

This just might be the funniest post you have ever made. ever.

WebGem
01-07-2011, 03:18 PM
So if Ed Reed misses the game because of his brother and we win you know how the media will spin it.

You know how many people here will give a shit what the media says if the Chiefs win?

0

WebGem
01-07-2011, 03:19 PM
depends how close they are, please let them be close. not hoping he's dead just saying i hope they are a close family because it makes me happy to see families that are close

LMAO

ModSocks
01-07-2011, 03:19 PM
great; now the Raven's D will play lights out in honor of Reeds brother.


edit; removed Reed and replaced it with Raven's D.

yep. My first thought. The NFL will turn it into some sort of Ed Reed tribute game.

FAX
01-07-2011, 03:20 PM
A reed is a water plant.

Just throwing that out there.

FAX

KC_Lee
01-07-2011, 03:21 PM
yep. My first thought. The NFL will turn it into some sort of Ed Reed tribute game.

Fine, let's play the villian.

mikey23545
01-07-2011, 03:21 PM
As deputies were questioning the man inside the car, the vehicle came back as stolen over the police radio, according to LaGrange. As deputies were handcuffing the man, he broke loose and ran over the levee and was seen by deputies diving into the river. The man did not resurface, according to deputies.

Karen Reed admitted that her son had problems with drugs and alcohol in the past.

Police have not been able to find the man since he jumped in the river, nor have they confirmed that Reed is the man they are searching for in the river. Coast Guard and Port Authority officials are also searching for the man.


I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

I DON'T CARE!!

doomy3
01-07-2011, 03:21 PM
Woah.

TimeForWasp
01-07-2011, 03:21 PM
A reed is a water plant.

Just throwing that out there.

FAX

He will be hiding in the reeds

Chief Henry
01-07-2011, 03:22 PM
A reed is a water plant.

Just throwing that out there.

FAX

LOL

ModSocks
01-07-2011, 03:22 PM
He musta freaked out when the cops tried to reed him his rights.

JD10367
01-07-2011, 03:22 PM
how long until someone posts something along the lines of
"Wow...I can't believe you guys. This is a horrible thing for Ed to go through. It's just a football game, this is real life. You guys wouldn't be saying these things if it was Eric Berry we're talking about.". etc.

....probably in the next 10 posts or so.

I can't work up a lot of sympathy.

If you're an innocent victim: I weep.

If you're down on your luck: I sympathize.

If you fell victim to drugs and alcohol, but got a second chance due to a great radio voice: I'll be skeptical but give you the benefit of the doubt on a second chance.

If you have problems with drugs and alcohol and run from the cops and jump in a river.... you're a ****tard and I call it "thinning the herd".

Chief Henry
01-07-2011, 03:23 PM
As deputies were questioning the man inside the car, the vehicle came back as stolen over the police radio, according to LaGrange. As deputies were handcuffing the man, he broke loose and ran over the levee and was seen by deputies diving into the river. The man did not resurface, according to deputies.

Karen Reed admitted that her son had problems with drugs and alcohol in the past.

Police have not been able to find the man since he jumped in the river, nor have they confirmed that Reed is the man they are searching for in the river. Coast Guard and Port Authority officials are also searching for the man.


I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

I DON'T CARE!!




Do you think we could see an overhead video shot by a TV helicopter ?

Dayze
01-07-2011, 03:23 PM
Karen Reed admitted that her son had problems with drugs and alcohol in the past.




..sounds like he has problems swimming too.

TimeForWasp
01-07-2011, 03:24 PM
He's gonna miss his brothers playoff game.

Old Dog
01-07-2011, 03:25 PM
..sounds like he has problems swimming too.

LMAO

Dante84
01-07-2011, 03:26 PM
..sounds like he has problems swimming too.

That's racist.

Reerun_KC
01-07-2011, 03:26 PM
..sounds like he has problems swimming too.

That is so wrong, but it made me LMAO

Frosty
01-07-2011, 03:26 PM
If you have problems with drugs and alcohol and run from the cops and jump in a river.... you're a ****tard and I call it "thinning the herd".

This. I do feel bad for the families, though. That has to be hard to watch a family member self-destruct.

Thig Lyfe
01-07-2011, 03:26 PM
I thought Ed Reed was already doubtful with an injury.

The Rick
01-07-2011, 03:26 PM
If you fell victim to drugs and alcohol, but got a second chance due to a great radio voice: I'll be skeptical but give you the benefit of the doubt on a second chance.

LMAO Rep.

TimeForWasp
01-07-2011, 03:26 PM
I laughed when I reed that.

Reerun_KC
01-07-2011, 03:26 PM
He's gonna miss his brothers playoff game.:LOL:

Dante84
01-07-2011, 03:26 PM
That's racist.

NO THATS RACIST

Reerun_KC
01-07-2011, 03:27 PM
I thought Ed Reed was already doubtful with an injury.

He is looking for some water therapy...

WebGem
01-07-2011, 03:27 PM
He's gonna miss his brothers playoff game.

Nah, you can watch the games up there. Hopefully Logical isn't too mean to him after KC wins though.

Dayze
01-07-2011, 03:28 PM
:evil:

it's playoff week. no mercy.
Sweep the Leg!

Art Vader
01-07-2011, 03:28 PM
If they were that close, Ed probably would have bought him a car already.

Dante84
01-07-2011, 03:30 PM
I'm surprised Ed didn't catch him and return him.

ChiTown
01-07-2011, 03:30 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__jFgOqdirRY/Sp_3nME9y0I/AAAAAAAACkc/j0YBZw1s5vg/s400/brilliant_medium.jpg

Joe Seahawk
01-07-2011, 03:30 PM
I'm surprised Ed didn't catch him and return him.

LMAO

TimeForWasp
01-07-2011, 03:31 PM
I wonder how long he can hold his breath.

WebGem
01-07-2011, 03:31 PM
I'm surprised Ed didn't catch him and return him.

LMAO

Fritz88
01-07-2011, 03:34 PM
That really sucks. But seeing how much money his brother makes, why would he turn into drugs?
This will give Ray and their D something to play for. We're focked. .

gman1220
01-07-2011, 03:34 PM
ur a homo

WebGem
01-07-2011, 03:39 PM
That really sucks. But seeing how much money his brother makes, why would he turn into drugs?
This will give Ray and their D something to play for. We're focked. .

Well hopefully they find the kid, and not just for the Chiefs sake.

Chief Chief
01-07-2011, 03:41 PM
Dear Ed,

Please leave the ticket ya got for your bro' at Arrowhead's Will Call window for me.

Thanks,
C.C.

ChiefsFanatic
01-07-2011, 03:41 PM
I'm surprised Ed didn't catch him and return him.

That's how you do it, folks.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-07-2011, 03:44 PM
depends how close they are, please let them be close. not hoping he's dead just saying i hope they are a close family because it makes me happy to see families that are close

LMAO That's an early contender for post of the year.

Kerberos
01-07-2011, 03:57 PM
That's racist.

NO THATS RACIST

:)

BillSelfsTrophycase
01-07-2011, 04:03 PM
..sounds like he has problems swimming too.

:LOL:

ThaVirus
01-07-2011, 04:05 PM
Props to SAUTO and Dante for, literally, making my day. So much quality in those two posts, my lungs can hardly take it!

... This is a sad story though.

Iowanian
01-07-2011, 04:16 PM
If your friends jumped off a bridge...would you?

Sofa King
01-07-2011, 04:23 PM
There is not one single truly sympathetic post in this entire thread.

LMAO


jasonsauto's post was awesome BTW

threebag
01-07-2011, 04:27 PM
He knew the ricks

WebGem
01-07-2011, 04:29 PM
LMAO That's an early contender for post of the year.

Go start an ongoing POTY thread that we can contribute to all year and stuff it in there in the OP.

HemiEd
01-07-2011, 04:37 PM
..sounds like he has problems swimming too.

I used to know that numbers, but if I recall correctly, at that water temperature you have about a minute.

Fumblerooski
01-07-2011, 04:45 PM
Per Aaron Wilson Twitter @RavensInsider


Just spoke to Wendell Reed, the oldest brother of Ed Reed and Brian Reed, the brother who's missing after jumping in the Mississippi river

Wendell Reed: 'We are holding out hope that he's going to be okay. It's an ongoing investigation and we haven't spoken to detectives.'

Wendell Reed said he's been in touch with Ed Reed: "He's OK. He's upbeat. He's getting the same information relayed to him. We are praying'

Wendell Reed said there are no plans right now for Ed Reed to go to Louisiana to be with his family.

WebGem
01-07-2011, 04:47 PM
Holy shit. I just realized it was in St. Charles. I stayed there for 2 weeks last summer with some idiot I know who's one of McNeese St's QBs.

Edit: Nevermind I was getting Lake Charles and St Charles mixed up. I was in Lake Charles. My friend does know of him though, said he was a pretty good WR.

Bwana
01-07-2011, 04:58 PM
Hmmm, not unlike this dude, it would seem Reed may be up for a Darwin Award.

http://www.akphotograph.com/Alaska%20Blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/wpid1670-RichardBear.jpg

Reerun_KC
01-07-2011, 04:59 PM
Hmmm, not unlike this dude, it would seem Reed may be up for a Darwin Award.

http://www.akphotograph.com/Alaska%20Blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/wpid1670-RichardBear.jpg

Thats a really bad photoshopped picture...

Dante84
01-07-2011, 04:59 PM
Hmmm, not unlike this dude, it would seem Reed may be up for a Darwin Award.

http://www.akphotograph.com/Alaska%20Blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/wpid1670-RichardBear.jpg

is that real?

ModSocks
01-07-2011, 05:00 PM
What you guys fail to understand is that crack gives super powers. He probably turned into Aquaman and is just chilling at the bottom of the river waiting for the po-pos' to stop looking.

The Reed family knows this.

ModSocks
01-07-2011, 05:00 PM
is that real?

obviously PS

Bwana
01-07-2011, 05:01 PM
is that real?

Nope, but it's one hell of a photoshop.

Dante84
01-07-2011, 05:01 PM
obviously PS

I dont study ps that often, that why i was wondering.

Some guy does all my work.

Bwana
01-07-2011, 05:04 PM
Thats a really bad photoshopped picture...

Cool, let us see your work. Take that picture, work it and dazzle us!

Tick toc........

Pioli Zombie
01-07-2011, 05:11 PM
is there a stream? Get it? River? Stream?

LaChapelle
01-07-2011, 05:20 PM
Is this news current

Dante84
01-07-2011, 05:28 PM
I have a sinking feeling he will still play.

leviw
01-07-2011, 05:30 PM
I have a sinking feeling he will still play.

Meh. He's washed up anyway.

LaChapelle
01-07-2011, 05:32 PM
Do you know how many have really distasteful takes
they're hoping they don't get drunk and post
epic numbers

threebag
01-07-2011, 05:35 PM
They will be flowing in

Pioli Zombie
01-07-2011, 05:36 PM
Didn't he once go out with Brooke Shields?

TimeForWasp
01-07-2011, 05:42 PM
If they fish him out in time, they could get him into one of those club level seats.

Fumblerooski
01-07-2011, 05:48 PM
Photographic Evidence shows Brian Reed found safe in Naw'lins..

http://www.drwebman.com/formerdemocrat/img/katrina-beer-looter.jpg

TimeForWasp
01-07-2011, 06:01 PM
The Reedfish, Erpetoichthys calabaricus or Calamoichthys calabaricus, Ropefish (a name more commonly used in the United States), or Snakefish is a species of freshwater fish in the bichir family and order. It is the only member of the genus Erpetoichthys. It is native to West Africa, with its natural habitat stretching from Nigeria to The Congo.
The Reedfish has a maximum total length of 90 centimetres (36 inches)but usually 40 cm in a fish tank. It lives in slow-moving, brackish or fresh water[citation needed], warm water (22-28 °C), and it can breathe atmospheric air (meaning it is able to survive in water with low dissolved oxygen content) using a pair of lungs. This organ means it can survive for an intermediate amount of time out of water. The Reedfish is a nocturnal creature that feeds on annelid worms, crustaceans and insects at night, and it is sometimes displayed in aquariums. Its genus name, Erpetoichthys, derives from the Greek words erpeton ("creeping thing") and ichthys ("fish"). The genus is also known by the name Calamoichthys [1].

Iowanian
01-07-2011, 06:01 PM
I'm pretty sure this was out of embarrassment because his uncle whipped him with a belt for posting about gang banging on facebook.

Pioli Zombie
01-07-2011, 06:10 PM
He saw The Fugitive the night before and thought it was a good idea

Pablo
01-07-2011, 06:14 PM
That really sucks. But seeing how much money his brother makes, why would he turn into drugs?
This will give Ray and their D something to play for. We're focked. .Yes. This will surely be the point that pushes the Raven's D to say "We aren't rolling over for the Chiefs and letting them score 42 points; now that Ed's bro is dead we're going to hold them to negative yards on offense!!!"

Or not.

Bearcat
01-07-2011, 06:21 PM
Yes. This will surely be the point that pushes the Raven's D to say "We aren't rolling over for the Chiefs and letting them score 42 points; now that Ed's bro is dead we're going to hold them to negative yards on offense!!!"

Or not.

Not only are we unsympathetic about the possible death of an opposing player's brother, we make the Chiefs out to be the victim. :doh!:



(great thread though... great contribution by Sauto LMAO)

Chief Chief
01-07-2011, 06:48 PM
is that real?

Only the shadow knows...

Gonzo
01-07-2011, 08:13 PM
MARCO!
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JD10367
01-07-2011, 08:35 PM
MARCO!
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Pblbblbblbblblblbo!

Chiefs Pantalones
01-07-2011, 09:01 PM
How could you still play after something like this? Not knowing if your brother is dead or not? I know I couldn't.

The Bad Guy
01-07-2011, 09:07 PM
Anyone claiming this will lift the Ravens D up is fucking stupid beyond belief.

Ray Lewis is a big time motivator already. He's not going to use Ed Reed's brother's problem as some rallying cry.

MahiMike
01-07-2011, 09:17 PM
That really sucks. But seeing how much money his brother makes, why would he turn into drugs?
This will give Ray and their D something to play for. We're focked. .

Nah, I disagree. This is the Ravens turn for some distractions. We win.

ReynardMuldrake
01-07-2011, 09:33 PM
In all honesty, I hope they find his brother safe and sound.

...in exactly 48 hours.

CupidStunt
01-07-2011, 09:38 PM
How could you still play after something like this? Not knowing if your brother is dead or not? I know I couldn't.

Depends entirely on their relationship. His mother sounds pretty distant, maybe Ed is too.

KcMizzou
01-07-2011, 09:41 PM
Pblbblbblbblblblbo!Dude... that's horrible.

(Ok, I chuckled)

All kidding aside, hope the guy's ok.

ThaVirus
01-07-2011, 09:50 PM
How could you still play after something like this? Not knowing if your brother is dead or not? I know I couldn't.

Not to divulge too much of my personal information, but my mother has been having issues with drug abuse, which has led to a multitude of legal issues and run-ins with the law (she was actually just released from prison after doing 2 and 1/2 years). I can say from personal experience that a person can only take so much hurt before they start distancing themselves emotionally.

With that said, if this situation were my mother I'd probably be swimming in the river looking for her; but I can see why Ed might not let it distract him from what he needs/wants to do.

threebag
01-07-2011, 10:22 PM
Have any new details surfaced?

mlyonsd
01-07-2011, 10:24 PM
Have any new details surfaced?

I know somebody's life is on the line but :LOL:.

Although I don't care if you're Mother Theresa, if you're running from the cops I could care a less what happens to you.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-07-2011, 10:27 PM
Anyone claiming this will lift the Ravens D up is fucking stupid beyond belief.

Ray Lewis is a big time motivator already. He's not going to use Ed Reed's brother's problem as some rallying cry.

Exactly. I hardly think they'll be drowning in their own emotion.

Mr_Tomahawk
01-07-2011, 10:29 PM
Jan. 07, 2011 8:17 p.m. - Coach John Harbaugh said he has not talked to Ed Reed about the disappearance of Reed's brother in Louisiana on Friday. "We are praying like crazy in the Harbaugh house that Ed's brother will be OK," Harbaugh sai

johnny961
01-07-2011, 11:49 PM
In all honesty, I hope they find his brother safe and sound.

...in exactly 48 hours.

Yeah. I hope they find him safe too. On a serious note I wouldn't wish this shit on anybody, not even my worst enemy. Reeds brother may be a total reject, but the family still suffers when something like this goes down.

baitism
01-08-2011, 01:18 AM
"We are praying like crazy in the Harbaugh house that Ed's brother will be OK," Harbaugh said

How exactly does one "pray like crazy?" Up the prayers per minute count. Someone should consult Tebow.

Dave Lane
01-08-2011, 01:29 AM
How exactly does one "pray like crazy?" Up the prayers per minute count. Someone should consult Tebow.

Duh louder dude. You know incense pots and bellowing :)

kcmaxwell
01-08-2011, 02:11 AM
Duh louder dude. You know incense pots and bellowing :)

Beating of the chest, tearing of the hair. that kinda thing.

KcMizzou
01-08-2011, 02:18 AM
Honestly, it doesn't sound good. Hope the guy's ok... somewhere.

All jokes aside.. a guy might have died here.

TimeForWasp
01-08-2011, 02:38 AM
kinda gives you a sinking feeling.

AllThingsKC
01-08-2011, 02:47 AM
Cry me a river.

Ok, on a serious note: I hope the guy is ok. But what happens if the unthinkable happens and they find him dead prior to the game? What effect does that have on the Ravens?

I suspect not much changes for the Ravens if he is found safe and sound prior to the game. I do hope he is ok. Even the "not knowing for sure part" has to be difficult on those close to him.

TimeForWasp
01-08-2011, 04:22 AM
Cry me a river.

Ok, on a serious note: I hope the guy is ok. But what happens if the unthinkable happens and they find him dead prior to the game? What effect does that have on the Ravens?

I suspect not much changes for the Ravens if he is found safe and sound prior to the game. I do hope he is ok. Even the "not knowing for sure part" has to be difficult on those close to him.

The thing is , if he is safe, he is not gonna say " hey , here I am" Depending on how much trouble he is in, he may want to stay dead on paper, move to Costa rica and ask his brother to send him an allowance.

threebag
01-08-2011, 06:18 AM
No updates floating around yet?

baitism
01-08-2011, 09:23 AM
Is this thread all washed up?

1ChiefsDan
01-08-2011, 09:28 AM
JasonLaCanfora (http://twitter.com/#!/JasonLaCanfora) Jason La Canfora by ArrowheadPride



Ravens supporting Ed Reed and his family with his brother missing. Team unsure at this time whether he will travel with them to KC at 2pm

3 minutes ago (http://twitter.com/#!/JasonLaCanfora/status/23761961082691584) Favorite (http://twitter.com/#) Retweet (http://twitter.com/#) Reply (http://twitter.com/#)

threebag
01-08-2011, 09:32 AM
is there a current update?

Reerun_KC
01-08-2011, 09:32 AM
Hum...

I am sure the family is feeling a rushing tide of emotions right now...

DonTellMeShowMe
01-08-2011, 09:42 AM
Ray Lewis was investigated for murder the year he got the SuperBowl MVP.

You guys are f***ked

1ChiefsDan
01-08-2011, 09:42 AM
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/407984660/schefter4_normal.JPG
AdamSchefter (http://twitter.com/#!/AdamSchefter) Adam Schefter



Can only pray now. RT @MrCaseyNunez (http://twitter.com/MrCaseyNunez): Sadly Due To Water Conditions 42f Ed Reeds Mother Has Informed Me The Search Has Been Called Off.

49 seconds ago (http://twitter.com/#!/AdamSchefter/status/23766166409314304) Favorite (http://twitter.com/#) Retweet (http://twitter.com/#) Reply (http://twitter.com/#)

Reerun_KC
01-08-2011, 09:43 AM
That news is pretty Damming to the family...

Dave Lane
01-08-2011, 09:49 AM
I'll bet he comes out as clean as a whistle

Mile High Mania
01-08-2011, 09:51 AM
Since you guys are full of drowning and death jokes... just remember.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Delaney

RNR
01-08-2011, 09:51 AM
Maybe he just got away~

Reerun_KC
01-08-2011, 09:56 AM
Since you guys are full of drowning and death jokes... just remember.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Delaney

didnt you guys just shoot one of your own players recently?

CaliforniaChief
01-08-2011, 09:58 AM
Wow, what a tough situation for Ed Reed and his family. It doesn't look good, but I'll keep praying. Who really cares about football when this stuff happens?

Mile High Mania
01-08-2011, 09:59 AM
didnt you guys just shoot one of your own players recently?

Not sure... that or one of them wasn't wearing a seatbelt and crashed on ice, can't recall. I think you missed the point of my comment.

Dante84
01-08-2011, 09:59 AM
Since you guys are full of drowning and death jokes... just remember.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Delaney

Situations a liiiiittle different.

Saving children vs. running from the police

Mile High Mania
01-08-2011, 10:01 AM
Situations a liiiiittle different.

Saving children vs. running from the police

Oh yes, that's it... please continue to mock his potential death.

RNR
01-08-2011, 10:01 AM
Wow this thread took a nasty tone~

Mile High Mania
01-08-2011, 10:02 AM
Wow this thread took a nasty tone~

I just get worn out with the death jokes...

RNR
01-08-2011, 10:07 AM
I just get worn out with the death jokes...

I have read very little of it just looked in a couple times to see if there was a update. Poor form on a message board is nothing new~

Mile High Mania
01-08-2011, 10:13 AM
I have read very little of it just looked in a couple times to see if there was a update. Poor form on a message board is nothing new~

True.

RealSNR
01-08-2011, 10:14 AM
Since you guys are full of drowning and death jokes... just remember.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_DelaneyYou haven't been around Chiefsplanet very long, have you?

Lighten up, Francis

RealSNR
01-08-2011, 10:15 AM
Hey guys, we should all stop joking. Lamar Hunt and Hank Stram are dead, too!

AllThingsKC
01-08-2011, 10:15 AM
In Denver, weapons are needed to commit suicide because there are no major rivers to jump into there.

While I hope this guy is ok, I do not feel sorry for him whatsoever. The only people I feel sorry for is his family who have to deal with his actions. I will keep praying for him until I find out it is officially time to start praying for his family (should that be the case).

The Bad Guy
01-08-2011, 10:15 AM
Situations a liiiiittle different.

Saving children vs. running from the police

Yeah, ridiculous comparison.

morphius
01-08-2011, 10:17 AM
Since you guys are full of drowning and death jokes... just remember.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Delaney
Sometimes this place truly makes me sad.

I understand he wasn't a model citizen, but he wasn't a murder, rapist, shooting at the cops, and he is part of someones family.

Mile High Mania
01-08-2011, 10:18 AM
You haven't been around Chiefsplanet very long, have you?

Lighten up, Francis

Ha - yeah, I guess that's it.

Dante84
01-08-2011, 10:18 AM
how long until someone posts something along the lines of
"Wow...I can't believe you guys. This is a horrible thing for Ed to go through. It's just a football game, this is real life. You guys wouldn't be saying these things if it was Eric Berry we're talking about.". etc.

....probably in the next 10 posts or so.

Close, it took almost a full day.

Mile High Mania
01-08-2011, 10:21 AM
In Denver, weapons are needed to commit suicide because there are no major rivers to jump into there.

While I hope this guy is ok, I do not feel sorry for him whatsoever. The only people I feel sorry for is his family who have to deal with his actions. I will keep praying for him until I find out it is officially time to start praying for his family (should that be the case).

Interesting way to pray.

RealSNR
01-08-2011, 10:22 AM
Ha - yeah, I guess that's it.It's cool that you have some sense of washed up morality. I respect that. Nobody in the Reed family is going to read these comments, and shaming people on the internet for something as harmless as this is wasting your time.

I don't think there's one person on this thread who doesn't sincerely hope that the guy is still alive. That's all that matters.

DaFace
01-08-2011, 10:24 AM
Sometimes this place truly makes me sad.

I understand he wasn't a model citizen, but he wasn't a murder, rapist, shooting at the cops, and he is part of someones family.

I don't disagree, but I think there's a bit of a "Darwin award" effect going on here. I really hope the guy turns out OK. (After all, he was trying NOT to be found by the cops.) But at the same time, it's hard to feel sorry for a guy who decided to jump into a large, cold river while running from the police and driving in a stolen car.

On a side note, how the hell does a sibling of an NFL star end up driving a stolen car? C'mon Ed, your bro deserves a Corolla or something.

Mile High Mania
01-08-2011, 10:24 AM
It's cool that you have some sense of washed up morality. I respect that. Nobody in the Reed family is going to read these comments, and shaming people on the internet for something as harmless as this is wasting your time.

I don't think there's one person on this thread who doesn't sincerely hope that the guy is still alive. That's all that matters.

Well, thank you ... sincerely, thank you for setting me straight.

RealSNR
01-08-2011, 10:26 AM
Well, thank you ... sincerely, thank you for setting me straight.And thank YOU for setting us straight.

Your little sarcastic comments go both ways, pal.

Fairplay
01-08-2011, 10:26 AM
But at the same time, it's hard to feel sorry for a guy who decided to jump into a large, cold river while running from the police and driving in a stolen car.




If the river was warm would it be okay then?

DaFace
01-08-2011, 10:27 AM
If the river was warm would it be okay then?

Well, the chance of hypothermia would be dramatically reduced, so to some extent, yes.

morphius
01-08-2011, 10:32 AM
I don't disagree, but I think there's a bit of a "Darwin award" effect going on here. I really hope the guy turns out OK. (After all, he was trying NOT to be found by the cops.) But at the same time, it's hard to feel sorry for a guy who decided to jump into a large, cold river while running from the police and driving in a stolen car.

On a side note, how the hell does a sibling of an NFL star end up driving a stolen car? C'mon Ed, your bro deserves a Corolla or something.
Oh I understand, it isn't him that I feel sorry for as much as I do the family and if his family were to read this...

threebag
01-08-2011, 11:05 AM
Since you guys are full of drowning and death jokes... just remember.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Delaney

big difference between saving kids and stealing a car or "in and out of drugs"

Dave Lane
01-08-2011, 11:08 AM
I just get worn out with the death jokes...

Why? Gallows humor is just that.

KcFaNiNJerZeY
01-08-2011, 11:10 AM
I don't disagree, but I think there's a bit of a "Darwin award" effect going on here. I really hope the guy turns out OK. (After all, he was trying NOT to be found by the cops.) But at the same time, it's hard to feel sorry for a guy who decided to jump into a large, cold river while running from the police and driving in a stolen car.

On a side note, how the hell does a sibling of an NFL star end up driving a stolen car? C'mon Ed, your bro deserves a Corolla or something.

:LOL:

Seems like he'd have plenty and wouldn't have to be doing stupid shit like this, but that's not always the case this kinda reminds me of Mike and Marcus Vick. I saw something were Mike said he'd give Marcus anything he asked for and Marcus still went out and just did bullshit over and over again. Some people are just flat out head cases.

Pablo
01-08-2011, 11:16 AM
I just get worn out with the death jokes...

1. Wipe vagina
2. Stop posting on CP
3. Profit

WebGem
01-08-2011, 11:18 AM
Just saw on Twitter that they called off the search due to water conditions

Sure-Oz
01-08-2011, 11:27 AM
That sucks for ed reed, havent read the whole thread but wtf was he running from the cops...

morphius
01-08-2011, 11:28 AM
That sucks for ed reed, havent read the whole thread but wtf was he running from the cops...
most likely possession of drugs.

POND_OF_RED
01-08-2011, 11:28 AM
I just get worn out with the death jokes...

Well sometimes people bring it on themselves. Anyone stupid enough to jump into a freezing river handcuffed doesn't really deserve much sympathy.

threebag
01-08-2011, 11:30 AM
Well, thank you ... sincerely, thank you for setting me straight.

try some gynolotromin it might make it stop hurting

1ChiefsDan
01-08-2011, 11:30 AM
Just saw on Twitter that they called off the search due to water conditions

http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/407984660/schefter4_normal.JPG
AdamSchefter (http://twitter.com/#!/AdamSchefter) Adam Schefter



Can only pray now. RT @MrCaseyNunez (http://twitter.com/MrCaseyNunez): Sadly Due To Water Conditions 42f Ed Reeds Mother Has Informed Me The Search Has Been Called Off.

49 seconds ago (http://twitter.com/#!/AdamSchefter/status/23766166409314304) Favorite (http://twitter.com/#)Retweet (http://twitter.com/#)Reply (http://twitter.com/#)repost :p

johnny961
01-08-2011, 11:32 AM
most likely possession of drugs.

Stolen ride, too.

morphius
01-08-2011, 11:36 AM
Stolen ride, too.
ugh, duh. I should just go back to bed...

JD10367
01-08-2011, 11:40 AM
Wow, what a tough situation for Ed Reed and his family. It doesn't look good, but I'll keep praying. Who really cares about football when this stuff happens?

::: looks around :::

::: slowly and sheepishly raises his hand :::

Mama Hip Rockets
01-08-2011, 11:43 AM
::: looks around :::

::: slowly and sheepishly raises his hand :::

Haha. Yeah, I'm pretty sure all of us still care about football.

JD10367
01-08-2011, 11:43 AM
Well sometimes people bring it on themselves. Anyone stupid enough to jump into a freezing river handcuffed doesn't really deserve much sympathy.

Wait a minute, I hadn't heard that part. He was handcuffed?!? Either this guy went straight to Darwin Award heaven, or he was actually trying to kill himself (in which case, it was an easy success when you combine "cold river" and "handcuffed wrists").

kstater
01-08-2011, 11:46 AM
I just get worn out with the death jokes...

Tired of treading water here?

JD10367
01-08-2011, 11:47 AM
Haha. Yeah, I'm pretty sure all of us still care about football.

I'm sorry but I just find all the wand-wringing over this hilarious, given the overall tone of this board and the "anything goes" style. Many things here have been made fun of that were a hell of a lot sadder than some imbecile drug addict criminal running from the cops in a stolen car and then jumping into a river in winter with handcuffs on. I feel bad for his mom. But a lot of people die every day in a lot worse situations who really deserve better. Kids with cancer. Pregnant mothers in hit and runs. Loving couples and their children slain in their houses by a psycho. Teen high-school lovers killed on the highway by a drunk driver. Dedicated soldiers who give their lives overseas, or dedicated cops and firemen who die in the line of duty. If I decide I need to shed a tear, I'll find a place where it's more deserved. This dude? Fuck him, seriously.

DJJasonp
01-08-2011, 11:48 AM
:hmmm:Wasnt it Drowning Pool that sings "Let the Bodies hit the floor"???

That's played a lot at NFL stadiums....

JD10367
01-08-2011, 11:49 AM
I'm sorry but I just find all the wand-wringing over this hilarious . . .

You know, that was a seriously bad typo for an "H", but it still works so I'm leaving it alone. LMAO

POND_OF_RED
01-08-2011, 11:49 AM
Wait a minute, I hadn't heard that part. He was handcuffed?!? Either this guy went straight to Darwin Award heaven, or he was actually trying to kill himself (in which case, it was an easy success when you combine "cold river" and "handcuffed wrists").

Maybe I just interpreted it wrong. I thought I heard he was handcuffed and jumped off the bridge to escape. Could be 100% wrong here though...

johnny961
01-08-2011, 11:50 AM
Wait a minute, I hadn't heard that part. He was handcuffed?!? Either this guy went straight to Darwin Award heaven, or he was actually trying to kill himself (in which case, it was an easy success when you combine "cold river" and "handcuffed wrists").

Who knows what combination of shit this guy might have been under the influence of in addition.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-08-2011, 11:50 AM
I've been waiting for Pond of Red to post in this thread.

ReynardMuldrake
01-08-2011, 11:51 AM
So have they found the dude yet? If nothing else, it's got to be impossible for Reed to sleep knowing his brother is missing.

Mr_Tomahawk
01-08-2011, 11:58 AM
Wonder if this will motivate Reed or distract him?

johnny961
01-08-2011, 11:58 AM
I'm sorry but I just find all the wand-wringing over this hilarious, given the overall tone of this board and the "anything goes" style. Many things here have been made fun of that were a hell of a lot sadder than some imbecile drug addict criminal running from the cops in a stolen car and then jumping into a river in winter with handcuffs on. I feel bad for his mom. But a lot of people die every day in a lot worse situations who really deserve better. Kids with cancer. Pregnant mothers in hit and runs. Loving couples and their children slain in their houses by a psycho. Teen high-school lovers killed on the highway by a drunk driver. Dedicated soldiers who give their lives overseas, or dedicated cops and firemen who die in the line of duty. If I decide I need to shed a tear, I'll find a place where it's more deserved. This dude? **** him, seriously.

It's not so much him that I feel sorry for. It's the family that will suffer that I feel sorry for. I have some pretty ate up family members myself but I would still grieve if something were to happen to them.

Marcellus
01-08-2011, 12:06 PM
I remember when my dad used to ask "If your friends jumped off a bridge would you?".

Mr. Flopnuts
01-08-2011, 12:08 PM
We're losing posts in this thread like Ed's brother is losing breath.

kcfanXIII
01-08-2011, 12:14 PM
Any body dredge up any info?

DJJasonp
01-08-2011, 12:15 PM
Any body dredge up any info?

:LOL:

LaChapelle
01-08-2011, 12:22 PM
National and local news is filled everyday with rapes, murders and bombings
you have to become somewhat numb to it to maintain sanity -that said
If the Chiefs lose tomorrow this thread will be a scapegoat for bad mojo

Sure-Oz
01-08-2011, 12:24 PM
LaConfora says Reed will play and is on his way to KC

Jerm
01-08-2011, 12:25 PM
Ed Reed himself doesnt seem all that broken up about it so why should I give a flying fuck?

Dude sounded like a waste of oxygen anyways.

DJJasonp
01-08-2011, 12:27 PM
LaConfora says Reed will play and is on his way to KC

Good - I want him to play. I want to take that "next step"....and not have any excuses from the other team or the media that slurps ray lewis and ed reed's bawls.

1ChiefsDan
01-08-2011, 12:35 PM
LaConfora says Reed will play and is on his way to KC
JasonLaCanfora (http://twitter.com/#!/JasonLaCanfora) Jason La Canfora by ArrowheadPride



Friend of Ed Reed's family tells me he is on way to airport now to meet Ravens for flight to KC. He will play with a heavy heart

10 minutes ago (http://twitter.com/#!/JasonLaCanfora/status/23806552817274880) Favorite (http://twitter.com/#) Retweet (http://twitter.com/#) Reply (http://twitter.com/#)

Like an anchor

Mama Hip Rockets
01-08-2011, 12:41 PM
So he doesn't even know if his brother is still alive, but he's going to play football anyway?

morphius
01-08-2011, 12:45 PM
So he doesn't even know if his brother is still alive, but he's going to play football anyway?
This doesn't surprise me at all, the team is probably like another family and he doesn't want to let them down.

TimeForWasp
01-08-2011, 12:49 PM
Maybe he read some of our posts and wants to single handedly kick our asses.

guess I am feeling a little guilty.

1ChiefsDan
01-08-2011, 01:03 PM
AdamSchefter (http://twitter.com/#!/AdamSchefter) Adam Schefter



Ed Reed told ESPN's Rachel Nichols he plans to play against Chiefs. "My brother loved football," Reed said. "He would want me to play."

11 minutes ago (http://twitter.com/#!/AdamSchefter/status/23813864806162432) Favorite (http://twitter.com/#) Retweet (http://twitter.com/#) Reply (http://twitter.com/#)

Ed is already thinking his brother is dead, but the thing every dead person wants is for people to play footbal.

AllThingsKC
01-08-2011, 01:13 PM
So, if the guy is dead and Ed Reed plays football, is it ok to joke about it then?

CrazyHorse
01-08-2011, 02:35 PM
Ed Reed himself doesnt seem all that broken up about it so why should I give a flying ****?

Dude sounded like a waste of oxygen anyways.

As one person goes under, the shit rises to speak.

thebrad84
01-08-2011, 03:09 PM
Oh yes, that's it... please continue to mock his potential death.

For a guy that chose his own fate? Yea, I think i'll continue to laugh at each and every one of these mocking posts. But thanks for trying to make us feel guilty :thumb:

threebag
01-08-2011, 03:33 PM
Well, thank you ... sincerely, thank you for setting me straight.

take a ball bat and polish your ovaries

Jerm
01-08-2011, 10:39 PM
As one person goes under, the shit rises to speak.

LOL go fuck yourself.

You really think I'm going to "send out my prayers" or feel sorry for this POS...just because he's Ed Reed's brother? Uh I don't think so. It's pathetic that this is even news just because who his brother is.

Sorry I'll save my thoughts and prayers for people who actually warrant them.

Get the fuck outta here with that. :LOL:

4th and Long
01-08-2011, 10:43 PM
Thus far, authorities have found his jacket and shoes. My bet is, he's fish food. Meanwhile, Ed Reed is still nursing injured ribs.

ravenmaniac
01-10-2011, 10:52 AM
Class KC, nothing but class. Enjoy the rest of the playoffs. Your team didn't even belong on the same field yesterday. Your team was outclassed and clearly from reading this crap, your fans were outclassed as well. You deserve yesterday.

the Talking Can
01-10-2011, 10:55 AM
Class KC, nothing but class. Enjoy the rest of the playoffs. Your team didn't even belong on the same field yesterday. Your team was outclassed and clearly from reading this crap, your fans were outclassed as well. You deserve yesterday.

sorry, we're too busy train-ing your mom to pay attention to noob fanboi posts.....

Simply Red
01-10-2011, 10:56 AM
Class KC, nothing but class. Enjoy the rest of the playoffs. Your team didn't even belong on the same field yesterday. Your team was outclassed and clearly from reading this crap, your fans were outclassed as well. You deserve yesterday.

That's right bitch, recognize. Oh and good luck vs Pitt. their memories aren't short.

regarding Ed Reed and his brother, STAY DOWN BITCH!

The Franchise
01-10-2011, 10:56 AM
Class KC, nothing but class. Enjoy the rest of the playoffs. Your team didn't even belong on the same field yesterday. Your team was outclassed and clearly from reading this crap, your fans were outclassed as well. You deserve yesterday.

Don't make me start a new user with the name: EdReedsDeadBrother

Simply Red
01-10-2011, 10:57 AM
It's all fun-n-games until someone drowns.

The Franchise
01-10-2011, 10:58 AM
That's right bitch, recognize. Oh and good luck vs Pitt. their memories aren't short.

regarding Ed Reed and his brother, STAY DROWNED BITCH!

FYP

Bill Lundberg
01-10-2011, 11:03 AM
This is embarrassing.

JD10367
01-10-2011, 12:45 PM
Class KC, nothing but class. Enjoy the rest of the playoffs. Your team didn't even belong on the same field yesterday. Your team was outclassed and clearly from reading this crap, your fans were outclassed as well. You deserve yesterday.

Considering the thugs on Baltimore's roster, this is hilarious. You guys make the Raiders look like choirboys. When Ray Lewis sacks Ben Rapistberger I'll root for a flaming AIDS comet to streak down from the heavens and land on both of them at once.

EdReedKnocksYouOut
01-10-2011, 12:58 PM
If you have problems with drugs and alcohol and run from the cops and jump in a river.... you're a ****tard and I call it "thinning the herd".

Speak of "thinning the herd," good luck next week...oh wait.

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

kstater
01-10-2011, 01:04 PM
So has any new information surfaced?

EdReedKnocksYouOut
01-10-2011, 01:25 PM
So has any new information surfaced?

We learned Sunday your team is a joke.

And your fans leave at halftime.

tommyboy
01-10-2011, 01:28 PM
So has any new information surfaced?

Yes the latest information i can find is the Ravens blew the lame ass chiefs out of the playoffs and you asshats get what you deserve.

What a bunch of lowlife scumbags, i thought steeler fans were classless but you all just went past them at 100mph. I hope you all lose a family member in a similar fashion. You will be watching the rest of the playoffs from your goodwill couches eating your government cheese and foodstamp beer, have fun.

kepp
01-10-2011, 01:34 PM
So has any new information surfaced?

I see what you did there.

Frazod
01-10-2011, 01:35 PM
Yes the latest information i can find is the Ravens blew the lame ass chiefs out of the playoffs and you asshats get what you deserve.

What a bunch of lowlife scumbags, i thought steeler fans were classless but you all just went past them at 100mph. I hope you all lose a family member in a similar fashion. You will be watching the rest of the playoffs from your goodwill couches eating your government cheese and foodstamp beer, have fun.

Don't worry, Nancy, we're not dumb enough to judge the entire Baltimore fanbase just because you're a cock-chugging imbecile.

Dante84
01-10-2011, 01:36 PM
Yes the latest information i can find is the Ravens blew the lame ass chiefs out of the playoffs and you asshats get what you deserve.

What a bunch of lowlife scumbags, i thought steeler fans were classless but you all just went past them at 100mph. I hope you all lose a family member in a similar fashion. You will be watching the rest of the playoffs from your goodwill couches eating your government cheese and foodstamp beer, have fun.

We will try to keep our family members educated on the importance of not running from the police.

This dude could literally win the Darwin awards this year. Of course its somewhat humorous. Is it shitty that he's your favorite player's brother? Sure, it sucks when anyone dies.

But fuck him. If he had a gun he would have tried to kill that cop for doing his job, given the chance.

notorious
01-10-2011, 01:40 PM
I won't joke about his death, but I will not defend nor shed a tear for ANY criminal.

ForeverChiefs58
01-10-2011, 01:54 PM
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threebag
01-10-2011, 01:54 PM
I see what you did there.

reed post 91

kstater
01-10-2011, 02:25 PM
Yes the latest information i can find is the Ravens blew the lame ass chiefs out of the playoffs and you asshats get what you deserve.

What a bunch of lowlife scumbags, i thought steeler fans were classless but you all just went past them at 100mph. I hope you all lose a family member in a similar fashion. You will be watching the rest of the playoffs from your goodwill couches eating your government cheese and foodstamp beer, have fun.

I'm fairly certain none of my family members are dumb enough to jump off a bridge into a river while handcuffed.

tommyboy
01-10-2011, 02:48 PM
I'm fairly certain none of my family members are dumb enough to jump off a bridge into a river while handcuffed.

With the I.Q. level i see in these posts i highly doubt that. Knowing that the apple never falls far from the tree i could easily see anyone from these boards doing something just as stupid if not more so. :drool:

To poke fun at Ed Reed due to something his brother was accused of and hope he is dead is beyond low. Put yourself in the same situation and think about it from the other side.

If his mind was elsewhere it possible could have been a factor but not as big a factor as the queefs turning the ball over 5 times.:doh!: You all must be very proud.

Frazod
01-10-2011, 02:49 PM
With the I.Q. level i see in these posts i highly doubt that. Knowing that the apple never falls far from the tree i could easily see anyone from these boards doing something just as stupid if not more so. :drool:

To poke fun at Ed Reed due to something his brother was accused of and hope he is dead is beyond low. Put yourself in the same situation and think about it from the other side.

If his mind was elsewhere it possible could have been a factor but not as big a factor as the Chiefs turning the ball over 5 times.:doh!: You all must be very proud.

Look at it this way - it's one less person for Ray Lewis to kill!

Dante84
01-10-2011, 02:49 PM
With the I.Q. level i see in these posts i highly doubt that. Knowing that the apple never falls far from the tree i could easily see anyone from these boards doing something just as stupid if not more so. :drool:

To poke fun at Ed Reed due to something his brother was accused of and hope he is dead is beyond low. Put yourself in the same situation and think about it from the other side.

If his mind was elsewhere it possible could have been a factor but not as big a factor as the Chiefs turning the ball over 5 times.:doh!: You all must be very proud.

Hey buddy, you're treading on thin ice.

reaaaallly reaaaaaalllly thin ice.

tommyboy
01-10-2011, 02:58 PM
Hey buddy, you're treading on thin ice.

reaaaallly reaaaaaalllly thin ice.


I will also be watching my team play football, what will you be doing? (besides your cousin)

Frazod
01-10-2011, 03:00 PM
I will also be watching my team play football, what will you be doing? (besides your cousin)

Your mom?

Dante84
01-10-2011, 03:03 PM
I will also be watching my team play football, what will you be doing? (besides your cousin)

Teaching swimming lessons.

Phobia
01-10-2011, 03:03 PM
We learned Sunday your team is a joke.

And your fans leave at halftime.

I agree with the first notion. The Chiefs were still in the game at halftime. I doubt many people left then. But maybe some left mid-3rd quarter. Not everybody can be classy and lovable as me.

Phobia
01-10-2011, 03:04 PM
I will also be watching my team play football, what will you be doing? (besides your cousin)

My cousin has a great rack. It's legal in Missouri.

UnsinkableDelany
01-10-2011, 03:18 PM
I guess all midwestern and southern hicks should take swimming lessons! This is too easy! :p But hey, muddy assed rivers and ponds aren't "really" water.

Dante84
01-10-2011, 03:19 PM
I guess all midwestern and southern hicks should take swimming lessons! This is too easy! :p But hey, muddy assed rivers and ponds aren't "really" water.

See the funny thing about this is, is he was saving children.

Not running from the police.

Good try tho, shnookums.

UnsinkableDelany
01-10-2011, 03:19 PM
Meanwhile.......scoreboard, must suck to not be a "real" football team and be in a weak division, might as well be in the NFC!

Dante84
01-10-2011, 03:21 PM
Meanwhile.......scoreboard, must suck to not be a "real" football team and be in a weak division, might as well be in the NFC!

Stop, breathe, and formulate sentences.

You are like the Helen Keller of insults.

luv
01-10-2011, 03:21 PM
I thought trolls were supposed to show up before a game?

UnsinkableDelany
01-10-2011, 03:24 PM
Meanwhile Derrick Thomas said he is glad he was too stupid to drive, Jebus H. the lowly Chefs suck!

The Franchise
01-10-2011, 03:25 PM
Ooooh.....a Derrick Thomas joke. :rolleyes:

Frazod
01-10-2011, 03:25 PM
I thought trolls were supposed to show up before a game?

Apparently they grow them extra-retarded in Baltimore.

Rain Man
01-10-2011, 03:26 PM
There seems to be some scrapping going on here. I thought the party ended.

Dante84
01-10-2011, 03:26 PM
Meanwhile Derrick Thomas said he is glad he was too stupid to drive, Jebus H. the lowly Chefs suck!

Wait, what? You aren't making sentences.

Seriously, consult some friends, come up with something that makes sense, then type it out and proof read it.

You clearly are a failure at shit talking.

kepp
01-10-2011, 03:26 PM
Meanwhile Derrick Thomas said he is glad he was too stupid to drive, Jebus H. the lowly Chefs suck!

You're getting these all wrong. Thomas WAS driving.

luv
01-10-2011, 03:27 PM
Apparently they grow them extra-retarded in Baltimore.

I know DaFace got onto me for misusing infractions, but I cannot stand someone who disrespects the dead.

catfish307
01-10-2011, 03:29 PM
Maybe he was an avid reader

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UJ4adIEenjQ/TBGtAlKlywI/AAAAAAAAAJo/OWmiG-AwqFQ/s1600/Houdini.jpg

UnsinkableDelany
01-10-2011, 03:29 PM
Oh noes, me gots an infraction! The inbreeds can't take what they try and dish out! Scoreboard douoooooochbags, scoreboard! Let me know when you win a SB!

Rain Man
01-10-2011, 03:29 PM
You're getting these all wrong. Thomas WAS driving.


Yeah, how did he not know that? It pretty much ruined his whole joke.



Q: Why did Ray Lewis cross the road?

A: To stab a guy.

Joe Seahawk
01-10-2011, 03:31 PM
HOOOOOOCK!!

Frazod
01-10-2011, 03:31 PM
I know DaFace got onto me for misusing infractions, but I cannot stand someone who disrespects the dead.

I don't give a fuck about Ed Reed or his idiot-assed brother. These Raven trolls are amusing, though.

luv
01-10-2011, 03:31 PM
Oh noes, me gots an infraction! The inbreeds can't take what they try and dish out! Scoreboard douoooooochbags, scoreboard! Let me know when you win a SB!

Hey shit-for-brains. I couldn't care less about you shit talking our team, but I will not put up with tactless people who disrespect the dead. That's crossing the line, IMO.

ShowtimeSBMVP
01-10-2011, 03:32 PM
RavensInsider Aaron Wilson
by ArrowheadPride
John Harbaugh said he's turned in plays to the NFL Joe Flacco getting hit helmet to helmet and Tyson Jackson putting Todd Heap in a headlock


Tell john to go cry more

|Zach|
01-10-2011, 03:33 PM
There were so many douche bag fans around me at Arrowhead yelling about Reed's brother.

Pretty disappointing.

Dante84
01-10-2011, 03:33 PM
Oh noes, me gots an infraction! The inbreeds can't take what they try and dish out! Scoreboard douoooooochbags, scoreboard! Let me know when you win a SB!

There ya go, kiddo. An actual sentence :thumb:

For the record, though, we have one. And we've played in two, which is one more than you.

Rain Man
01-10-2011, 03:35 PM
RavensInsider Aaron Wilson
by ArrowheadPride
John Harbaugh said he's turned in plays to the NFL Joe Flacco getting hit helmet to helmet and Tyson Jackson putting Todd Heap in a headlock


Tell john to go cry more


I don't blame Jackson. He thought Heap had a knife, but then he remembered that Ray Lewis wasn't #86 and let him go.

Rain Man
01-10-2011, 03:36 PM
I'd make jokes about other Ravens players but I can't name any others. As soon as I learn their names, Ray Lewis stabs them.

luv
01-10-2011, 03:38 PM
The Baltimore fan sitting next to me at the game was a moron. When the score was 3-0, he kept on holding up three fingers and saying, "Scoreboard, fuckers!" I know they went on to win, but to be an asshole with five minutes gone in the game? Just plain stupid.

ShowtimeSBMVP
01-10-2011, 03:38 PM
Donté Stallworth dont forget about that killer.

Rain Man
01-10-2011, 03:40 PM
The Baltimore fan sitting next to me at the game was a moron. When the score was 3-0, he kept on holding up three fingers and saying, "Scoreboard, ****ers!" I know they went on to win, but to be an asshole with five minutes gone in the game? Just plain stupid.

Maybe he was trying to high-five you, but he only had three fingers. Because Ray Lewis cut off the other two with a knife.

Rain Man
01-10-2011, 03:41 PM
Donté Stallworth dont forget about that killer.


So the Ravens are 2-1 against the world, then.

ShowtimeSBMVP
01-10-2011, 03:41 PM
Sergio Kindle Arrested: Ravens Rookie Booked For DUI
That same retard fell down the steps at his house missed all year........

notorious
01-10-2011, 03:42 PM
http://www.businessinsider.com/baltimore-it-really-is-that-bad-2009-6



Baltimore: It Really Is That Bad
Joe Weisenthal | Jun. 8, 2009,

We recently had the chance to visit Baltimore, Maryland to see a baseball game. And though the stadium is very nice, we came off thinking that in a sense the HBO show The Wire, actually makes Baltimore seem better than it really is. Because if you watched The Wire, you might conclude that all the messed up parts were confined to some section of the city, rather than the whole thing itself. But it's really all pretty miserable. We regret not putting it on our list of depressing cities.

Even downtown by day is pretty sad, given the prominence of once-glorious money manager Legg Mason (LM). And then at night it's just kind of miserable.

Anyway, we're not the only ones with no interest in The Charm City.

peHUB posts a copy of a letter to the editor from New Enterprise Ventures, a VC firm that's moving out of Baltimore. This part is particularly rich:

Our decision was a result of the high level of crime in our neighborhood. Over the last several years, many of our cars have been broken into resulting in very expensive repairs, our employees have been robbed at gun point, drug needles and used condoms have been left on our front stoop, and psychotic homeless people have menaced our employees and threatened to kill them. We have voiced our frustrations to the local community leaders and police, but the environment has only worsened. The recent local beatings by roving teenagers during the day in this neighborhood, the raucous club in the basement of the Belvedere, and other gang violence throughout the city reinforces the appropriateness of New Enterprise Associates’ decision to move in order to protect its employees.

Yeesh!

All joking aside, it really is tragic, since on the surface there's no reason the city needed to be that bad. It's got a beautiful spot on the water, in what should be a successful Eastern Seaboard state. And unlike Detroit, it wasn't married to a single industry that got absolutely gutted over the past several years. Why do we keep losing our cities? It's an embarrassment.

kstater
01-10-2011, 03:43 PM
Oh noes, me gots an infraction! The inbreeds can't take what they try and dish out! Scoreboard douoooooochbags, scoreboard! Let me know when you win a SB!

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notorious
01-10-2011, 03:44 PM
Let's not forget that "Crackmore" is in the top 5 cities for drugs and STD's in the U.S.


KC is no paradise, but at least it isn't hovering around 3rd world country territory.

ShowtimeSBMVP
01-10-2011, 03:49 PM
Britt_Ghiroli Brittany Ghiroli
Now on Orioles.com O's reliever Simon suspect in fatal shooting http://bit.ly/dZ12nA #orioles


I guess there baseball team wanted to keep up with the ravens for murders.

OneMoreTime
01-10-2011, 03:56 PM
Hey shit-for-brains. I couldn't care less about you shit talking our team, but I will not put up with tactless people who disrespect the dead. That's crossing the line, IMO.

Silly Crunt, you reap what you sow! o:-)

OneMoreTime
01-10-2011, 03:59 PM
There ya go, kiddo. An actual sentence :thumb:

For the record, though, we have one. And we've played in two, which is one more than you.

Really? Guess what? World Championships WERE the SB of their time but that's before you had baseball or football. :Poke:

luv
01-10-2011, 04:09 PM
Silly Crunt, you reap what you sow! o:-)

Is that bypassing the language filter I see?

ShowtimeSBMVP
01-10-2011, 04:24 PM
Really? Guess what? World Championships WERE the SB of their time but that's before you had baseball or football. :Poke:

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